#cookierunkingndom

[nocturnus-artemis]

"Why am I in love with a Psycho?"

now that it's been a minute since the CRK Immortal Cheese update, can we all agree that Burning Spice Cookie is an unhinged freak?

don't get it twisted, I still love this deranged monster just...

I was truly unprepared for how much of a freak he is and just how successfully he's living up to Mystic Flour's precedent of being shockingly horrifying

in conclusion: more please.

[nocturnus-artemis]

HE.

HIM.

HIS EVERYTHING!

the voice, the muscles, the long wild hair, the teef, the confidence!

his "companion" epic cookie is slaying me as well!

from Capsaicin to Pitaya Dragon to Mala Sauce to Crushed Pepper AND NOW THESE TWO, I'M DEVELOPING A TYPE AND DON'T CARE! :D

[nocturnus-artemis]

Cookie Run: Kingdom - Matcha Cookie Spoilers/Theory

time to spill the tea on some new content and drink deep spoiler fueled theory cider

so Dark Enchantress created Matcha Cookie, and either deliberately left something out or forgot something during the process. Thus making Matcha Cookie flawed from "birth" (she knows it and can't help it, and gets upset when the topic of her "missing ingredient" gets brought up) and feels kinship with other living dough experiments that are considered failures, this would explain a bit of their Ovenbreak connection with Matcha regarding DE as family.

It is also apparent that Matcha Cookie dislikes(even hates) being disregarded and dismissed from her interactions with everyone in the story, to the point of wanting to overthrow her "master" and the other Cookies of Darkness as top dog of evil. Matcha wants to outdo them, wants to be better than them, stronger than them, and make them mad or despairing as a result.

Matcha Cookie knows she's a "mistake" and is angry that her maker cannot "love" her or take responsibility for the life she's made, and resents feeling "tossed aside" and that resentment is driving Matcha to malice

she's the Starscream to Dark Enchantresses' Megatron, as well as the Monster to Dark Enchantresses' Dr. Frankenstein.

she's an enemy of the Cookies of Darkness within their ranks, but she is not an ally of the Cookie Kingdom either

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something else to consider; when the Beast Cookies return to the world, Dark Enchantress intends to steal their power for herself and further her goals

Shadow Milk Cookie praised her a bit in his portion of story, calling DE wise for thinking the Beasts needed to be freed to "restore the world" (or some such), but this is the Beast of Deceit we're talking about.

though Shadow Milk Cookie was too full of themselves to consider White Lily would choose the secret third option of healing the sealing tree (vanquishing Shadow Milk AND saving her friends in one move) I would find it more interesting if, when Dark Enchantress tries to steal the Beasts powers, one of them (likely Shadow Milk) pulls a "No U" Uno Reverse and backstabs the backstabber. Like, Shadow Milk would be playing along and make it seem like he'd fallen for it but then pulls a; "LOL I already knew you would try, BITCH. Did you F*KING FORGET WHO I AM? what part of BEAST OF DECIET confused you?!" and then something else causes the Beast Cookies to still be weaker than their full power which makes them balanced for gameplay

whether Dark Enchantress successfully steals the Beast's power or if the Beast Cookies pull a fast one and overpower Dark Enchantress so she fails remains to be seen.

we haven't even seen what Wind Archer Cookie has been up to since that one update when they left the Dessert Forest and Millennial Tree Cookie to investigate Beast Yeast.

[nocturnus-artemis]

SPICEY BURNING BAE! You cannot come to kingdom fast enough! 😍

… y’know… between Capsaicin Cookie, Pitaya Dragon Cookie, Crushed Pepper Cookie in Tower of adventures, and now Burning Spice landing on my list of favorites… I wonder if I have a thing for wild haired red colored beefcakes of cookies?

(From the end of the Wind Archer mini-story)

[nocturnus-artemis]

I was so unbelievably happy when Capsaicin finally showed up and got so needlessly perfectionist making his cake that I made another one in practice mode

I love this cookie and I would die for him

[nocturnus-artemis]

Screaming and Crying about Cookies

Excuse me, the following images are from the third anniversary artbook for Beast Yeast that I believe are supposed to be a gift or giveaway thing, spoilers and source below the cut (you'll need to scroll a bit for the source), we can see the yet to be revealed Beast Cookies a bit more clearly now. . . AND I'M LOOSING IT FOR BURNING SPICE, if this is a fanwork it is an expensive and complex as shit fanwork. do y'all know what goes into making a damn book and printing said book?

pleeeease make Burning Spice Cookie a She with a sizzling S Devsisters PLEAAAASE, for the lesbians in your audience

MY BURNING SPICE WIFE HAS BODY MARKINGS AND FANCY EYEMARKS! SHE BEEG AND STRONG AND HAS WILD AS FUCK HAIR, AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE JAPANESE THUNDER/WIND KAMI RING BEHIND HER THAT HAS FIRE INSTEAD OF DRUMS? BE REVEALED FASTER SO I CAN LOVE YOU DEMON OF DESTRUCTION!

move aside Eternal Sugar, Silent Salt, and Mystic Flour and MAKE WAY FOR THE HOTTIES IN RED AND BLUE

[nocturnus-artemis]

I oft believe myself to have bad gatcha luck with how many times I've had to rely on the good graces of hard pity, so when THIS happened I was on a similar or greater level of joyously stunned as when I got Capsaicin and Pitaya Dragon without grinding for their soul stones.

my husband came home of his own choice without me needing to drag him by the hard pity ear like I did his (maybe not really?) pal, Mystic Flour

[nocturnus-artemis]

GOOD GOD D:

MORE FEASTING IS BEING HAD :D

also WTF SHADOW MILK TALKING TO WIND ARCHER? the mural at the end had Burning Spice open their eyes first, now with this vid Eternal Sugar and Silent Salt have their eyes open... AAAAAAAA WHAT IS GOING ON?!

[nocturnus-artemis]

Cookie Run Shenanigans

today my Butter Roll Cookie wished for a Candy Saw at the Tree, a singular candy saw... LIKE HELL I'M GIVING YOU OF ALL COOKIES

A SAW! I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO AND MY ANSWER IS NO

[nocturnus-artemis]

Stormbringer Cookie is so stinking cute holy shit

[nocturnus-artemis]

GREAT NEWS F2P PEOPLE, I tested this team comp at it's level w/beastcuts and average lvl 9 toppings and completed Beast-Yeast 1-1 through 1-4 without anyone dying. THE TRICK: Captain Caviar AND Financier have their magic candy, AT BASE LEVEL.

so yeah; toppings lvl 9 and up, everycookie at lvl 50 or up for magic candy, magic candy just created, everycookie's skill leveled up appropriately, AND LASTLY the skill activation rotation; Fettuccini first, then Snap, then Rebel, then Financier, and lastly Captain, after that I set it to auto and watched the carnage.

if you don't have Rebel (if you deliberately skipped him you're a fool) I'm not sure who you can replace him with, probably someone who can either clog the field with summons and strike hard or who's at least a bit durable that can help keep the enemies away from Captain Caviar

I was lamenting so badly that I was gonna not complete the White Lily missions because of that DUMB Beastcut one, BUT NOW... I can do it... I. CAN. GRIND. WITH. TIME TURNERS!!!

[nocturnus-artemis]

More Shadow Milk Content on my Tiktok

leontcd on instagram's cat and Shadow Milk have a great synergy

[nocturnus-artemis]

Me doing a ten pull on the standard crk banner not expecting anything:

A wild Pitaya Dragon appears despite a LESS THAN POINT ZERO FIVE PECENT CHANCE

Me: *active and loud screams of joy*

[nocturnus-artemis]

East and West, I might be a problem for the shipping community but maybe Cookie Run just does that to people… defend these lesbians

[nocturnus-artemis]

more CookieRun;Kingdom brainrot, this time speculative voices