#cookieboy 2005

[jennyeverywhereday]

Cookieboy 2005 decided to give us another submission this year, so here’s a fun little comic.

[cookieboy-2005]

The TOTALLY CANONICAL and VALID Sequel to a Story Whose Name is Really Too Long For Its Own Good

An individual was sitting by a computer, thinking on what stories they could create for their comic series.

They had decided that holidays were for wusses and had allowed everyone they know to go off on their stupid non-productive holidays while they just sat at their desk, on their computer, doing comics.

Suddenly, their rotten brain was struck with a splendid idea (well, in their eyes). They recalled a comic they'd created which caused some amount of pandemonium on a Discord server, due to its usage of unlicensed material alongside a licensed use of an energy drink. That was it, they'd do it again, and this time with way more unlicensed material! It would have Optimus Prime! Shrek! Great Lord of Evil Ganondorf, the entire cast of Undertale (specifically from that Bad Romance parody thing), Skibidi Toilet (which they'll surely love!), that one chicken nugget from YouTube Kids videos, and even more Family Guy characters! Perfect. A flawless idea by a flawless hu- well, species is complicated, and in this particular universe the writer appeared as either an anthropomorphic crocodile or an alligator - they were fairly unsure which - but anyway, they were a flawless… individual. (Apparently)

So they got to work making the comic, before actually contacting Xavier Whatstheirface for permission, as it would surely be accepted either way (just like their next planned project, "Nuke a Freaky Roblox City feat. Fezity™", on Roblox). After spending a very long time (a few hours) working on their magnum opus, they gazed upon their work. Beautiful. It had Jenny going to the factory where they make the drink before falling into the liquid and being transported to Fezityland ("Flandzity" didn't sound right… hang on, that doesn't work as well with this one), where she meets all those wacky characters from earlier, then the comic ends because they couldn't think of an ending. Perfection. This would surely get that guy with the wheel (which is apparently a slut, at least according to him when it didn't land on what he wanted) laughing a bit. Probably. In fact, it was so good that the writer's tail fell off (again, anthropomorphic alligator crocodile thingy) and crawled away.

Just as the writer began writing up a message to that Xavier person, they began to smell a faint whiff of noodles, the last thing they thought about as their planet was obliterated by a gamma-ray (not to be confused with a mega sonic death ray). And they died.

THE END

The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, in order that others may use this property as they wish. All rights reversed.

[crossover-enthusiast]

Considering your username, I think you might like this chart of franchises that have officially crossed over courtesy of TARDIS Wiki user Cookieboy 2005.

Ooooo! This is really cool, thank you!

[jennyeverywhereday]

Here’s a submission from Cookieboy 2005.