#cookie run tier list

[the-jade-reaper]

this is a tier list on how much therapy the cookies need knowing the lore of this and a bit of ovenbreak as well.

[beepborpdoodledorp]

The ritual is complete. Now cast judgement upon me.

Also read below for some explanations-turned-culinary-discussion idk

- So in general I tend to flip-flop between being open to trying new dishes and flavors and having the palate of a 7-year-old. There are definitely some foods out there that I know I don’t like and won’t eat but depending on my mood I’m interested in trying new things, hence the entire ‘if I’m feeling adventurous’ tier. Maybe I will, maybe I won’t, kinda just depends.

- As can probably be inferred from the top tier, my two favorite dessert flavors are chocolate and coffee. Espresso is in the ‘pretty aight’ tier because the lack of cream and sweetness could probably throw me off a bit and Dark Cacao is lower for the same reason. Mint Choco is in the ‘feeling adventurous’ tier because I usually don’t like mint but have had desserts that incorporate a nice minty kick to them without being overwhelming. Also I’m one of the few people on planet Earth that actually likes mint chip ice cream.

- I’m neutral to positive on most fruits, aside from a lot of tropical fruits, which I happen to really love (pineapple and mango are my two favorite fruits and yes, I am fully aware I’m a freak). That being said, I’m kinda iffy on whether or not I’d like them baked into a cookie. I like things like blueberry muffins but on a textural level that’s hardly the same, so I don’t really know. Hence why most of the fruit-based Cookies are in either the ‘pretty aight’ or ‘feeling adventurous’ tier. Strawberry Crepe’s in the top tier simply because of the inclusion of cream and waffles because they’re, y’know...a crepe-based cookie.

- Flavor explanations for the first tier: For those who don’t know, it’s been stated that Wizard has ice cream in his dough and his hair and scarf are probably ice cream. I like ice cream. I like cookies. That’s about it. The rest of the Cookies (and donut) are pretty self-explanatory, they’re just flavors or desserts I really like.

- Flavor explanations for the second tier: I’m *fairly* certain that Muscle’s mask and armor are supposed to be chocolate syrup, so I put him in the tier with the notion of him being a chocolatey cookie. Devil is based on soda, and I like soda - that’s about all there is there. As for Kumiho and Cream Unicorn, the former is explicitly stated to be marshmallow based and as for the latter I’m pretty sure they’re based on those weird marshmallow unicorn horn things? I forgot the official name, but hey, marshmallows are cool. Once again, the rest is pretty self-explanatory. Also I know Vampire and Sparkling are coded as being based on alcoholic beverages but it’s never been admitted to because the devs are cowards so they’re just being treated as being based on juice and hey I like juice so why not up there

- Flavor explanations for the third tier: I’m sorry but is there genuinely a fortune cookie out there that doesn’t taste like a slightly sweetened piece of cardboard? Have I just gotten all the worst ones throughout my lifetime?

- Flavor explanations for the fourth tier: Knight seems to be based on white chocolate (I don’t really like white chocolate but eh I’ll eat it), Alchemist is widely known to be based on grapes and considering Princess is of Hollyberrian descent I’m certainly operating with the belief she has a berry-based dough. She’s lower than the rest of the berry-based just because I don’t know what type of berry she’s based on, considering her name doesn’t exactly reveal a whole lot. Also, literally all of the flower-based Cookies are in this tier, and while making this I searched up ‘is <x flower> edible’ on Google for each one of them. Turns out, they are, at least in small doses. Google’s now probably convinced I’m planning on undertaking a flower-devouring rampage soon, but oh well. 

- Flavor explanations for the fifth tier: I know I probably look weird putting Gingerbrave so low on the list but the truth is that I...just don’t like plain gingerbread cookies lmao. Also I don’t like gumballs, hence why both Gumball and Candy Diver are on this tier. I dunno much about beets, don’t really care to find out. Don’t like licorice, that’s why both Licorice and Twizzly Gummy are here. Royal Margarine has to have a shitton of that stuff in his dough for it to be his namesake, and while I do like buttery desserts I definitely don’t like it being the dominant flavor. Everything else is pretty self-explanatory - either savory foods or condiments that don’t really belong in your everyday gingerbread cookie or something just outright inedible.

- Flavor explanations for the sixth tier: Out of all the Cookies in CRK these guys are the only ones who I legitimately don’t know what they would taste like. Angel might be based on angel food cake? Maybe? Which if that were the case I’d probably move them up to the second tier, but I can’t remember it ever being stated or even inferred so they’re just going down here. Milky Way’s probably based on something really obvious and I’m just stupid for thinking she has a mystery flavor but I’m putting her down here because I can’t think of anything she’d be based off of (except star jellies? an in-universe consumable? maybe?).

- Flavor explanations for the seventh tier: It’s...what it says. They’re poisonous. Berries from holly won’t kill you as far as I know, unless you take a pretty big quantity of them - pretty sure they just cause nausea in small doses - but in the other case, I mean...Poison Mushroom. Their name is Poison Mushroom. Also I probably should’ve just made an ‘inedible’ tier list and put some of the guys from the sixth tier like Cotton in there but idk man I don’t want to research if cotton balls can actually kill you if you eat them 

- Flavor explanations for the eighth tier: it’s what it says on the tin

[amekonocternia]

I decided to try to rank playable characters on how I thought they should be ranked gacha wise, it doesn't necessarily follow the same rules as the actual ranks and it did physically hurt me to put milk as rare because he's my special little boy and deserves everything but I wanted to be unbiased and I knew his ranking deep down in my heart.

I tried to take it off appearance, role/importance in story, how "unique" the character is (ex, Sorbet Shark, Twizzly, and Pumpkin Pie) and association with other characters. Do note I didn't take attacks into account because power creep is a bitch, I haven't played in years so idrk the states, and I just can't bother to think about it, It's also not updated but this was the most updated tier list I could find so it had to do

I think this idea mainly stems from the fact when I played the game it always bothered me how unbalanced the rankings felt. Idk how else to word it but like 3/4th of the characters are all epics and whenever new characters came out they were also epics, it just made the ranks feel useless and that got even worse after super epics came out. So I wanted to see what it'd look like it I tried to do the rankings myself, I think it's more fair but it could probably use some adjustments here and there with some characters that just slipped passed me.

[mrmsprotagonist]

Cookie run ovenbreak tier (personal enjoyment)

[nomouthedscream]

A lot of people talk about pokemon edibility, but I dont think I hear enough people talking about what we really need to discuss

Cookie run edibility. Some of these have legitamate reasoning while others were categorized silly, but I feel justified in ny stances.

[vamp-a-day]

day 57

glad to be of service to all the vampire enjoyers out there <3 <3

[captain-wharfrat-lich]

My friend and I made a tier list on a whim and didn't stop to second guess or rethink or reconsider at any point (Standard tiers on the left, our stupid names on the right)

[rosejigglypuff76]

Cookie Run Kimura AU 🪴 Cast of Characters (as of January 2024) 🎀

Feel free to check out the Kimura AU on my Wattpad right here 🪴

[kittythegengarmonarch]

Here's my Cookie Run Tier List I did on stream! You can clearly tell I'm a noob, I guess. lol

I switched Cream Soda Cookie off screen, btw.

[ensemburl-straws]

I drew the most gruesome and vile murder scene! (or just Tori eating a snack)

Just the typical 4am doodle spawn 🫠

I mean, come on now. They look hilariously similar.

You can't tell me you don't see it unless you suddenly turn blind!

[purplefirefeather]

So I’ve been working on a cookie run themed tarot deck for a while now, here are some cards I’ve done, I’m at the emperor now but I’m stuck between either frost queen or longan dragon cookie, which should i do?

[anthony7612]

[ES] Para una posible AU donde son compañeros de cuarto.

[EN] For a possible AU where they are roommates.

[beepborpdoodledorp]

So I’ve been wanting to do this for a while now and finally got around to it even when there were much more productive things I could’ve been working on lmao

Also here’s the link to the template if anyone’s interested it’s the first and probably last tier list template I’ll ever make lol 

[glisteningreverie]

Felt the urge to make a tierlist and I'm sure posting it on Tumblr will spark no discourse whatsoever

Here's the template I used, though I did change the tier names:

Also for some reason it's missing the Gem Mermaids.

[miscellaneousmellons]

cookie tier list™️

[deathmaster1337]

ranking every cookie run kingdom character by how good the food they're based off of tastes