#contry road

[oifaaa]

Can you elaborate on the Jason in Titans Tower was a hallucination/dream theory :0c? I've never heard of it before and it sounds interesting!

I have a longer post about it somewhere but the overall gist is Tim used to hallucinate alot, Jason never actually mentions Tim at all throughout utrh, his reasons for attacking Tim are very weird compared to everything he'd been doing so far, the things the titans say about jason are weird considering how they went on a couple missions together when jason was robin and he's meant to be in new York terrorising Dick at this time whys he gone on a road trip to the other side of the contry conclusions Tim was hallucinating

[spacefinch]

Pokemon Incorrect Quotes: Unova Edition

Hugh: *handing out smiley balloons* I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Colress: I don't have one either.

Drayden: Let me see what you have!

Iris: A knife!

Drayden: NO!

Cilan: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.

Iris: Star fruit?

Cilan: ♥️ So close! That is a shape ♥️

Colresss: Welcome to physics!

*science project explodes*

*screaming*

Hilda: 🎶 ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE 🎶

Hilbert: *banging pots and pans*

Hilda: 🎶 ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOU’RE OKAY 🎶

Teacher: Uh, Cheren, can you read number 23 for the class, please?

Cheren: No, I cannot. What up, I’m Cheren, I’m 19, and I never fricking learned how to read.

Chili: Hi, welcome to Chili's.

Elesa: Hey, I’m lesbian.

Emmet: I thought you were Unovan.

Clay: I wanna be a cowboy, baby!

Alder: Hell yeah!

Clay:  I wanna be a cowboy, baby!

Hilbert: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

Cheren: Why are you guys reblogging this in December?

Hilda: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

Rosa: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

Cheren: It is February, you ANIMALS

Nate: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

Emmet: "Average person eats 8 spiders a year" factoid, actually statistical error. Average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 10,000 every day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Chili: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

Cress: Go back to sleep AND STARVE.

Ingo: Perhaps it is the context in which words are spoken that gives them the power of meaning. *yelling* I LOVE YOU, JOLTIK!

Emmet, banging on pots and pans: I DON'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF YOU! Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!

Hilda: Would you like something to drink? *opens fridge* We have water, milk, juice, Joltiks, Dr. Pepper…

Cheren: Joltiks?

Hilda: Joltiks it is, then.

Cheren: Wait, that’s not what I meant—

But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of Joltiks.

Ingo and Emmet: *in the middle of an intense Pokemon battle*

Hilbert: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

After said battle:

Hilbert, pointing at the losing Pokemon: He need some milk

Ingo: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

Rosa (pointing at a flock of Swanna): Look at all those chickens!

Ingo: *filming in selfie mode*

Emmet: (in background) Bop it! Twist it! Pull it!

Colress (grinning): I'M GOING TO JAIL!

Cheren: Tumblr is just talking to yourself but with an audience.

Cilan: That’s called a soliloquy.

Cheren: Found the theater kid. Get em boys.

Iris: Hey OP, how do we know you’re not a theater kid?

Cheren: I’M AN ENGLISH LIT MAJOR, YOUR HONOR

Cilan: Eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. Your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer.

Chili: Fork

Cilan: Oh, yeah, I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin.

Cress: Um, you seem to forget that ‘chips’ can also mean fries. And that’s probably what he was talking about, haha

Cilan: I did not forget anything. I purposely ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out.

Cilan: KNOWLEDGE is knowing that a tomato is technically a fruit.

Cress: WISDOM is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Chili: PHILOSOPHY is wondering if a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

Cheren: COMMON SENSE is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie.

Ingo: I went to the store and bought Quick Oats. The next day, my brother came back with Instant Oats. I will not be humiliated like this. I must now find an even sooner oat.

Hilbert: I hope nobody is evil

Ghetsis: >:)

Hilbert: Oh no

Elesa: Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

Volkner: Electrons

Elesa: I should kick your ass.

Cilan: Being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. But then there are also the horrors.

Cheren: People who say ‘oof’ and people who say ‘bruh’ contribute nothing to a conversation.

Nate: OOF

Hilbert: BRUH

Ingo: Early to bed, early to rise, Burger King burger with Burger King fries

Skyla: Later to rise, later to bed, Burger King burger on Burger King bread

Elesa: Eat at morning, eat at night, I participate in a Burger King fight

Emmet: I slap my knees, I slap my thighs, tonight is the night that Burger King dies

Cheren: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them.

Cilan: Put spaghetti in it.

Cheren: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you.

Bianca: Put spaghetti in it.

Cheren: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you two.

Nate: Put spaghetti in it.

Cheren: I am no longer taking suggestions.

Roxie: *playing guitar*

*suspicious crashing noises in distance*

Roxie: *plays guitar louder*

Hilbert: Big mood.

Emmet: What does that mean?

Hilbert: Well… it means, me too, I guess.

*the next day*

Ingo: I'm worried about Team Rocket using our subway system.

Emmet: Big mood, brother. Big mood.

Ingo: HILBERT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Hilbert: Z is just a sideways N

N: Please stop it

Hilbert: Zo

Elesa: I can't find my earbuds and Target is closed. This is a nightmare.

Burgh: Put a Durant in each ear and they will sing to you.

Elesa: Not a half-bad idea actually.

Emmet: I go to Home Depot

Emmet: I eat the tools

Ingo: Stop it

Emmet: Crumch

Roxie: Is it cheating to teach Toxic to every member of my Pokemon team?

Elesa: Not at all, I'd love to hear them sing it.

Clay: None of y’all know what propaganda actually is, do you?

Hilda: It’s when a British person takes a good look at something.

Elesa: What are you guys going to be for Halloween?

Ingo: Sad

Burgh: Gay

Skyla: Sexy

Emmet: Goblin

Ingo: What if I was evil and ran towards you at very fast speeds

Emmet: My arms are strong, I would catch you and hug you

Clay: Children, this is dirt.

Nate, Rosa, and Hugh: dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt?

Hilda: Shoutout to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in a while but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car.

Cheren: Yesterday a book fell off my desk but instead of picking it up, I just looked at it for a second and said “same”

Hilbert: LOL same

Bianca: Why are we like this?

Cheren: Is there anything better than pussy?

Cheren: Yes, a really good book

Cheren: *plays the keyboard*

Hilbert: Who’s the hottest Uber driver you’ve ever had?

N: Ummm… I never went to Oovoo Javer.

*HAS NEVER WENT TO OOVOO JAVER*

Looker: Where’s the best place to buy fireworks?

Hugh: Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

Looker: Where are your parents? Kid’s sketchy, back to you.

Emmet: *screams into jar and then screws on the lid* Everything’s fine.

Cilan: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?

Nate: Microwave for 40 minutes

Cilan: Why were you microwaving a lemon??

Nate: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges), but I didn’t own any pots.

Cilan: Did you burn an orange too? How??

Nate: Microwave for 40 minutes

Classroom: *silence*

One of the students: turgle turgle

Cheren: WHO TURGLED

Hilda: Hey everyone, today my brother pushed me, so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be that I get pushed way less—

Cheren: I get that you're angry, but killing Hilbert is not the solution.

Hilbert: When will Ted himself finally show up to the talk?

Bianca: The final boss

Cheren: Guys, you do realize that TED stands for Technology, Entertainment, and Design, right?

Hilda: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer.

Cheren: I love the word methinks. It’s accurate. Me does think. Thinketh me do.

Hilbert: Methinks therefore me am.

Nate (bragging.): I know every digit of pi.

Nate: I don't know what order.

N: He doesn't know what order.

"Hey besties friendly reminder to drink water, feed your lab Rattata, turn off your evil nuclear generator, change out of your dirty lab coat, go for a walk, and take care of yourself!"

“@evilscientist13”

“@evilscientist13”

“@evilscientist13”

“COLRESS WAKE UP”

“@evilscientist13”

“@evilscientist13”

“@evilscientist13”

“COLRESS THE REACTOR”

(during a game of Uno)

Ingo: Brother, please, no.

Emmet: I’m sorry. I have to.

Ingo: Please, I’m begging you, after all we’ve been through?

Emmet: I’m sorry. [places a draw 4 card] Uno.

N: Any questions before I move on?

Porygon: *garbled electric noises*

N: ... Great. I really understood that well.

Elesa: This is camp.

Ingo: What does camp mean?

Emmet: Like when something is so yass and slay

Emmet: Do you think Joltiks take fall damage?

Ingo: Emmet, what the heck?

*at Drayden’s home in Opelucid City*

The Pokemon streaming service profiles read as follows:

Drayden: “Person who pays for the account”

Iris: “Granddaughter (Free pass)”

Ingo: “Parasite 1”

Emmet: “Parasite 2”

Cheren: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology and not grave robbing?

Lenora: As an archaeologist, I find this a VERY AWKWARD QUESTION.

Cheren: Answer the question, grave robber.

Elesa: Carpe diem— seize the day

Skyla: Carpe noctem— seize the night

Emmet: Carpe natem— seize the ass

Ingo: Seriously, if you guys don't stop reblogging this, I am going to carpe someone's neck and break it.

Grimsley: Carpe collum— seize the neck

Cheren: Not all math puns are bad.

Cheren: Just sum of them.

Roxie: There is so much panic right now and not nearly enough disco.

Elesa: Where do bad rainbows go?

Skyla: …

Elesa: Prism. It's a light sentence.

Skyla: *groan*

Hilda: If you don't know the difference between "their," "they're", and "there", your a idiot.

Cheren: Well, this is awkward.

Hilbert: I was born ready!

Hilda: You were born in Nuvema Town.

Hilbert: When I was your age… (tells Hilda something he did a few minutes ago)

Nate: A theif

Cheren: Thief?

Nate: Theif

Cheren: I before e, except after c

Nate: Thceif

Cheren: No

Hilda: (singing) A potato flew around my room before you came—

Hilda, Hilbert, Cheren, and Bianca: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Hilbert: I'm nuts about these nuts. But you know what I'm also nuts about? My close good friends!

Hilbert: *gestures to Hilda, Cheren, Bianca, Nata, Rosa, Hugh, and N* My close good friends!

Ghetsis: Remember one time I liked you?

N: No.

Ghetsis: Good, because IT NEVER HAPPENED! *evil laugh*

Cilan: Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew?

[conscorridor]

Road mitigation structures: do they work for all species? Find out in our latest digest!

[scaredgirlsilly]

if i meet any more british people im gonna be like "::O woag!! thats where black contry, new road is from!!!!"

[vivekbsworld]

Enhancing Corporate Efficiency: Employee Transportation Services in Trivandrum

In today’s fast-paced corporate world, ensuring the smooth and timely commute of employees is crucial for maintaining productivity and satisfaction. In Trivandrum, the demand for reliable employee transportation services Trivandrum services has significantly increased, driven by the city’s growing IT sector, corporate offices, and educational institutions. Here’s why investing in professional transportation services can be a game-changer for businesses in Trivandrum.

1. Boosting Employee Productivity

A hassle-free commute ensures that employees arrive at work fresh and ready to tackle their tasks. Professional transportation services eliminate the stress of navigating traffic, finding parking, and dealing with public transport delays. This can lead to a more focused and productive workforce.

2. Ensuring Safety and Punctuality

Safety is paramount, and reliable transportation services prioritize the well-being of employees. With experienced drivers and well-maintained vehicles, companies can ensure that their staff travels safely. Additionally, punctual transportation services help employees arrive on time, reducing tardiness and improving overall efficiency.

3. Enhancing Job Satisfaction and Retention

Providing transportation services is a valuable perk that can significantly enhance job satisfaction. It shows that the company cares about its employees’ well-being, which can boost morale and reduce turnover rates. Happy employees are more likely to stay with the company, reducing recruitment and training costs.

4. Cost-Effective Solutions

While some might see transportation services as an additional expense, it can be a cost-effective solution in the long run. By negotiating corporate rates and optimizing routes, companies can reduce the overall transportation costs compared to individual commuting expenses. Additionally, it saves employees money on fuel, parking, and vehicle maintenance.

5. Environmental Benefits

Group transportation services help reduce the number of vehicles on the road, leading to lower carbon emissions and a smaller environmental footprint. Companies that invest in eco-friendly transportation options can also enhance their corporate social responsibility (CSR) profile, appealing to environmentally conscious clients and employees.

6. Customization and Flexibility

Professional transportation services offer customized solutions tailored to the specific needs of a company. Whether it’s a fixed route, on-demand service, or shuttle buses for different shifts, businesses can find a plan that suits their requirements. This flexibility ensures that all employees, regardless of their location or working hours, have access to reliable transportation.

7. Improving Corporate Image

A well-organized transportation system reflects positively on the company’s image. It showcases the company’s commitment to employee welfare and operational efficiency. This can be a significant factor in attracting top talent and building a reputable brand in the competitive market.

Choosing the Right Transportation Partner in Trivandrum

When selecting a transportation service provider, businesses should consider factors such as:

Reputation and Experience: Look for a provider with a proven track record and positive reviews.

Fleet Quality: Ensure the vehicles are well-maintained, clean, and equipped with necessary safety features.

Driver Training: Drivers should be professional, courteous, and well-trained in safety protocols.

Technology Integration: Modern transportation services use GPS tracking, real-time updates, and route optimization for better service.

Customization Options: The provider should offer flexible plans that can be tailored to the company’s specific needs.

Conclusion

Investing in employee transportation services in Trivandrum is not just about getting employees from point A to point B; it’s about enhancing their overall work experience and contributing to the company’s success. By prioritizing safety, punctuality, and convenience, businesses can create a more productive, satisfied, and loyal workforce, ultimately driving growth and profitability.

Embrace the future of corporate commuting in Trivandrum with reliable and efficient employee transportation services. Your employees deserve the best, and so does your business.

[usmobilecalibrations]

ADAS Unveiled: The Ultimate Guide to Next-Gen Future of Vehicle Safety

The future of vehicle safety has arrived, and it comes in the form of Advanced Driver Assistance Systems, or ADAS. In this comprehensive guide, we'll unveil the world of next-gen vehicle safety, exploring the impact and benefits of ADAS. Additionally, we'll introduce you to the experts at U.S. Mobile Calibrations, your trusted partners in calibration, coding, programming, and adaptation for electronic systems in vehicles.

ADAS: A Glimpse into the Future of Vehicle Safety

Advanced Driver Assistance Systems (ADAS) are at the forefront of vehicle safety, representing a leap into the future. This array of technologies includes adaptive cruise control, lane-keeping assist, automatic emergency braking, blind spot monitoring, and more. These features aren't mere luxuries; they are the embodiment of next-gen vehicle safety.

U.S. Mobile Calibrations: Your Guardians in the World of ADAS

At the heart of the ADAS revolution stands U.S. Mobile Calibrations, a name synonymous with excellence in calibration, coding, programming, and adaptation for electronic systems in vehicles. With a successful 10-year journey, their commitment is unwavering in delivering the finest services. As vehicles evolve into sophisticated and technologically advanced marvels, U.S. Mobile Calibrations is dedicated to ensuring driver safety.

The Impact of ADAS on Vehicle Safety

The integration of ADAS into vehicles is transforming the landscape of vehicle safety. These technologies act as vigilant co-pilots, constantly monitoring the road and vehicle surroundings. Here's how ADAS is revolutionizing safety:

Collision Avoidance: ADAS can detect obstacles and apply brakes when your reaction time falls short, dramatically reducing the risk of collisions.

Lane-Keeping Assist: It ensures you stay in your lane, reducing the risk of unintended lane departures.

Adaptive Headlights: These headlights automatically adjust their brightness and direction, enhancing visibility during nighttime driving.

Blind Spot Monitoring: ADAS keeps a watchful eye on your blind spots, alerting you when there's a vehicle in your blind spot, preventing dangerous lane changes.

Traffic Sign Recognition: The system reads and interprets traffic signs, providing you with crucial information like speed limits and warnings.

Next-Gen Vehicle Safety: ADAS in Action

ADAS isn't just a collection of features; it's a fundamental transformation in vehicle safety. Here's how it redefines safety and your driving experience:

Reducing Human Error: Most accidents are due to human errors. ADAS technologies serve as an extra set of eyes, significantly minimizing these errors.

Enhancing Convenience: Features like adaptive cruise control make long drives less tiring, while parking assistance simplifies even the trickiest parking situations.

Improving Fuel Efficiency: ADAS optimizes driving patterns, contributing to better fuel efficiency.

Increasing Resale Value: Vehicles equipped with ADAS features have higher resale values due to their enhanced safety features.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are ADAS systems reliable?

A: Yes, ADAS systems are reliable, but they should complement the driver's attentiveness, not replace it.

Q: Can older vehicles be retrofitted with ADAS features?

A: While it's possible to retrofit some ADAS features, it can be costly and may not be as effective as factory-installed systems.

Q: How does ADAS impact insurance premiums?

A: Some insurance companies offer discounts for vehicles with ADAS features, as they reduce the risk of accidents.

Q: What are the downsides of ADAS?

A: Some drivers may find the constant warnings and alerts of ADAS systems annoying, and repairs can be expensive if damaged.

Q: Are all ADAS features available in every vehicle?

A: No, the availability of ADAS features varies by make and model, with newer and higher-end vehicles offering more comprehensive systems.

Q: How does U.S. Mobile Calibrations contribute to ADAS calibration?

A: U.S. Mobile Calibrations is equipped with advanced technology and a skilled team to calibrate and adapt ADAS systems, ensuring optimal performance.

In an era of rapid technological advancement, ADAS is leading the charge in transforming vehicle safety. The future of safer roads is here and now, and U.S. Mobile Calibrations is at the forefront, ensuring that your driving experience is safer and more advanced. Embrace the future, fasten your seatbelt, and embark on a journey where innovation and safety go hand in hand.

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Impact of Meme Culture: Widening The Generational Gap

According to the Merriem-Webster dictionary, a meme can be defined as ‘an amusing or interesting item (such as a captioned picture or video) or genre of items that is spread widely online especially through social media’. Memes are used as a tool to share information in a mostly humorous way on various social media platforms like Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr, etc. and they have a universal understanding amongst the users of those platforms. They prove to be a uniting factor among people of various cultures, ages, sexes and more by having a widely understood meaning and a means to generate mirth in the consumer. 

Memes have historically been of many forms such as videos, images, certain text phrases and other media forms. Video forms of memes often arise due to viral videos that spread through the internet like wildfire. Often these viral videos or memes have no conceivable meaning, it just happens to be something funny. There is no actual humor in a video of a boy reading out a street sign and saying he had expected the road to be working ahead after all, except for the sheer stupidity and simplicity of it. These videos were at a peak during the time of the video sharing platform ‘Vine’. Vines were the pinnacle of meme videos where people would share short clips of funny things and they would go viral and would get shared and reshared thousands of times before they became memes themselves. 

The internet has a way of evolving with its past, where one cannot truly understand all of the current trends without knowing the past ones at least in brief. This creates an interesting phenomenon wherein an internet user has a specific part of their memory dedicated to storing up all the past memes and viral content on the internet which is associated with the ever changing virality of new content that comes up online. The digitized memory of the brain is hardwired to make sense of the current trends if they are in any way related to prior stored information and thus a new and endlessly connected mesh of information is formed online. 

This mesh of ever flowing content which is all interconnected has created a larger gap in the digital age spectrum. The different generations have different capacities or experiences with storing the information available online. Gen Z, who is brought up and raised in the highly computerized world with ready availability of the internet is more in touch with the memes and trends of the present. This does not take away from the fact that they are somewhat distanced from memes from the previous generation of the millennials, because they were not yet born when the millennials were developing the internet and all the memes that came at that time are too old for Gen Z to know unless someone digs through the archives of internet memes. But by far, the most disadvantageous is the generation before millennials. They have a tough time adapting to this digital world, as they grew up when the invention of the internet was still underway. They barely know how to use the internet, the knowledge of memes is far cry. 

This digital disparity between generations about the understanding of memes and viral trends causes what is known as digital dysphoria amongst the elders. They suffer through bouts of alienations and perceived eliminations from the lives of their loved ones only because they are not ‘hip’ enough or caught with the current trends. Often there are cases of grandparents feeling secluded by their grandkids due to their inability to be connected through social media which is the best means of communication for the grandkids. There have also been cases where grandparents or elder folk have admitted to have felt ridiculed when the ‘youngsters’ talk about how they do not understand certain memes or viral video references. Some memes perpetuate stereotypes about older generations, portraying them as technologically inept or out of touch. These stereotypes can contribute to negative perceptions of elderly individuals in digital spaces and reinforce age-related biases. 

Elderly people often rely on memes and internet lingo or jargon to understand what is happening in the world and feel more connected culturally to the digital space and it is our responsibility as online residents to help them in their journey so they have as less problems as possible. It is on us to make sure that no person who is willing to learn the ways of the internet is disappointed or disheartened. There are many ways to achieve this. Organizing digital literacy workshops is one great example of how we can not only teach people how to judiciously and safely use the internet, but also how to understand certain references and memes for easier communication online. Meme culture has grown like a colony of bacteria infecting a piece of bread but it is upon us to make sure it grows to accommodate more people and proves to be accessible to everyone. If something designed to create a positive culture online serves to discriminate against a certain group of people, it has failed to accomplish its job and we must strive to do better.

[mimisosita]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: CONTRY ROAD 100% LINEN SIZE MEDIUM WOMEN PANTS GREEN/DARK GREY COLOR.

[connieshortfor]

take me home, contry roads

[huariqueje]

On the doorstep of Bieszczady   -   Dariusz Choiński

Polish , b. 1982-

Oil, mdf panel, 12 x 16 in.

[algumaideia]

Whispers of the Heart is my favorite Studio Ghibli movie, I know it is not profound but I think it is the one I most indentify. And I love so many things about it, the characters, their interactions, the story, the themes... And I completely fell in love with that scene where they are playing Country Roads. I loved everything about it. And this arrangement of the Whispers of the Heart’s Contry Road is absolutly amazing. 

[itsmochiko]

Contry road

[42soul]

Unknown Destination by sebdamore

[puppy-lovee]

[thiswitchyweirdo]

I slammed my finger in a fucking door