#context: hypixel

[somerandomtraveler]

the hypixel murder mystery experience

[risingsunresistance]

wait hypixel skyblock has limbo too. what is it with skyblock servers and evil alternate limbo dimensions that want to hurt you so so so bad

hang on i think i am missing context here, i was referring to hypixel limbo. is there ANOTHER notable skyblock server with a limbo dimension that wants to hurt you so so so bad

[the-final-sif]

the situation w karl now is so funny considering your rb on dreamupdates 😭😭 anon was right we're both delusional

I've seen a random account on twitter claim random discord screenshots are Karl, and tbh I cannot believe people are taking a random account posting screenshots that don't even have dates on them nor attached context as legitimate and 100% true, unaltered and presented fully in context. I could've made those in about 15 minutes if I wasn't trying very hard. Like they intentionally removed the timestamps and claimed it was for "privacy" and to conceal the person's timezone. You can just. Change the date on your computer or w/e.

"There's no reason to fabricate these" Drama, clout, boredom, smearing someone, etc. There's no reason to believe these are real and not someone taking the piss.

Like, take one screenshot where he says "That's the worst video ever taken". Let's suppose that's a real screenshot for a moment, within the screenshot there's absolutely nothing that indicates what he's actually talking about. It's literally JUST that. The burner account CLAIMS that Karl said it was about one of Dream's singing tiktoks, but there's nothing even remotely presented that indicates that. Literally JUST "That's the worst video ever taken". He could literally be talking about any video.

Again, there's no verification that any of these are real, and some of them don't even make sense???

Like, okay, what would Karl not wanting to Paris have to do with anything? Like, maybe he didn't want to travel to Paris, maybe he was exhausted from flights, maybe he didn't want to deal with the jetlag. Maybe he said that sarcastically as a joke. The message before that was someone joking about him going to france being bad. There's again, no timestamps or context. He's within his rights to not want to go to Paris. It has nothing to do with anything else.

Also claiming that Karl was planning to intentionally distract people, because he "knew this would come out" by streaming with Sapnap or spamming tweets about other stuff? I- What? If he knew a mod was going to leak stuff, why would he not remove that mod? Why would he keep saying stuff in the chat with that mod in that? How would he even gets a heads up that the mod in question intended to leak stuff? Without knowing who it was?

I have no idea if these messages are real, again, this is something that takes literally seconds to fabricate, there's no confirmation any of this is actually coming from one of Karl's mods, there's absolutely no context included in any of the messages for if he might be being sarcastic or even talking about totally different topics. No context for dates/times other than "Today" which is honestly pretty sus because either it implies that Karl went and said this all in one day, like randomly he decided to shittalk people in his mod chat, talked about it, knew someone would leak his messages and just thought that was all well and fine. And that's assuming any of these are even real in the first place. Which is a pretty huge assumption.

Anyways, I'm begging people to stop taking discord screenshots from random fucking people as gospel. Some of you are legitimately falling for what is stupider than Infowars shit, "oh my secret sources in the government totally told me this is real". Next y'all are gonna come up and tell me that you found out that Karl or Dream or whoever is funded by Soros and you found the contacts posted on 4chan I stg.

Don't spread things you can't verify. Don't take fucking discord screenshots from a burner account at face value. Do we need to talk about fucking hypixel ss again?

[williamwispdaily]

No idea if your still accepting reqs but- you should draw your favorite wiwi moment from the pd in bedwars thing :3

that night was such a fucking fever dream

(for context some of my friends and I (ghosti included) decided to play hypixel with pd skins. we played for around 9 fucking hours straight)

sorry for such a late post, last night my internet fucking died so i couldnt work on a daily

also ashe i swear it was on accident ik i manslaughterered you like 5 times but i was feeling a bit silly ok

[suenitos]

wait im lost (left the fandom for a bit) whats is kissgate and what is bedgate?? surely kissgate is not the knf kiss?

OH WOW. okay so in late january last year dream team went to LA, dream for music reasons and i think in general just to hang out with friends? anyway for extra context dnf had been going crazy from dream straight up saying he has a boyfriend in a reply to austin show, george streaming two times within days (playing hypixel with dream for a bit in one and doing a whole stream playing it takes two with him the whole time). late into the night on january 20th the fire nation attacked. dream posted a selfie of him and george kissing, hence kissgate.

people understandably went crazy over this but whats also funny now looking back is how intent people were on proving or memeing that it wasnt george he was kissing or some other explanation that isnt dnf. theories include sapnap holding the camera, that it was sapnap he was kissing (in a wig), that it was foolish gamers, and that he was kissing george but it's the back of his head (?). my personal favorite is it's patches in a wig for some reason. anyway two days pass by and we get hit by "cute date" part one where they're eating outside and george posting a really cute video of dream. some snaps with sapnap and a dteam picture really adorable vibes overall yay theyre having fun in la. january 25th another snapchat from dream and its this. bedgate

which looks really inconspicuous on the surface and waow dream looks really good here but people starting looking at the bed and the clothes on the floor and theorizing that george was curled up in the blankets due to the shape. i think this was more of a tumblr thing? but i mean i believe it. i think it makes sense. and then we got cute date part two and they never acknowledged kiss or bedgate ever again . on purpose, like. people were spamming chat with this but genuinely no acknowledgement whatsoever. theres also other parts to this LA saga such as the fact that dream was making an ep with love songs (that well. you can guess at least one of them was george coded) included and im pretty sure this was the first appearance of the chain george wears all the time, which has been found to have been dream's that he wore on face reveal day so. that was really awesome

[jinnlikespurple]

Desperate times of no new art call for desperate measures, which is why I'm posting random minecraft screenshots now (gotta stay relevant somehow) Therefore, I present to you... Hypixel out of context!

Bonus MCC Island screenshot :D

Part two coming soon...

[madamepestilence]

About My Blog

This is a remade version of the old post, "Welcome to my blog!" both to update information and because the prior one was cluttered.

Note for Palestinian blogs:

I'm currently in poverty and unable to donate, but I'm willing to share fundraisers. If at all possible, please include a link to where it's been verified; thank you!

Note: I do understand if it's difficult to get a post vetted, especially with false scam flags. It's okay it you can't get it verified for a while - I would rather reblog from someone siphoning funds than deprive someone in a genocide of assistance.

Table of Contents

About Me

Donation Link

Current Projects

Special Tags

Political Philosophy and Heoism

Other Notices

Art Showoff

Israel and Palestine

Since it has to be said, I would like to publicly display my stance. Israel is a fascist government quite literally mimicking the Nazi party - the government of Israel using Judaism as a shield is inherently contributing to increasing antisemitism.

Israel does not have the safety or interests of Jews in mind, especially with how they treat Orthodox Jews.

At time of writing, Israel is committing a genocide in Falastine with heavy military and economic support from the increasingly fascist United States of America, as well as receiving additional support from the United Kingdom and Germany.

Falastine is not an Islamic monolith - especially given one of its more notable characteristics is having the oldest community of Christians. This was never about religion, and the actions of Israel are not to be pinned onto Judaism.

Oppressed people have a right to violence, and therefore Falastine has every right to resist. While their government may be heavily flawed, that does not mean its people deserve to be victims of a Holocaust. Never again means NEVER AGAIN.

Zionists are unwelcome on my page. Jews do not, "have to be a Zionist," to be a, "true Jew," nor are Jews a monolith. It should be rather clear that defending the actions of Israel as inherently Jewish is only going to bolster antisemitism.

The fall of Israel will liberate Falastine and the people within Israel as well. Both Israel and the United States need to be held accountable for their actions, and they should not be above international law.

About Me

I'm a queer, transfem Communist. I use she/her or She/Her pronouns, and you can call me Holly.

I'm autistic with the common combination of also having ADHD. I came from a christofascist family that practiced within a cult based on Baptist Christianity.

My experiences with this combined with the real world outside of helicopter parenting, extreme poverty, and my father encouraging me to read The Communist Manifesto heavily backfiring, I've become a massive Communist.

Donation Link

I'm pretty constantly dealing with poverty, so if you'd like to help out, you can donate to my Ko-Fi here. It currently goes through PayPal, so keep in mind that I lose ~10% of all payments between KoFi and PayPal fees.

Current Projects

Note: Due to a struggle to maintain focus on projects and frequent burnout, these are worked on incredibly slowly. As such, I can't guarantee any time frames.

The New Communist Manifesto

Not to be confused with New Communism.

I feel that while Marx's and Engels' work The Communist Manifesto was a very important development of Communist political philosophy, the manifesto being 200 years old makes it difficult for the modern proletarian to relate to lost historical context.

Hypixel Skyblock but it's played by an idiot

Currently on hiatus

A YouTube series documenting my very slow progress in Hypixel Skyblock. I am very bad.

Video Essays

I have several video essays I'd like to create for YouTube. These will range from serious topics to gaming analyses. Video essays take an extremely long time to research, write, record, edit, and subtitle.

Minecraft Misc

I occasionally make Minecraft skins, resource packs, and am currently researching how to make Fabric mods due to their greater efficiency, small mods pool, and separating from CurseForge, whose parent company Curse donates to Israel.

I may look into making Minecraft maps, and I quite like working with obscure redstone mechanics.

Special Tags

#mdmp art, #mdmp art (year) - A rarely-used set of tags where I may put my art into occasionally

#fav - I use this tag to help me find posts I'd like to come back to later

Political Philosophy and Heoism

I'm an amateur (i.e. unpaid) Communist political philosopher heavily influenced by the works of Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, and Malcolm X.

When I discuss Communism, I'm talking about a stateless[1], classless[2], moneyless[3] society. When I discuss Socialism, I'm talking about the transition stage between capitalism and Communism.

[1] A stateless society in this context refers to a political milieu[4] in which the government, i.e. state, does not fundamentally hold power over its people. The job of the state has transitioned from controlling the people to providing human rights for them, and is completely at the whims of democratic control by the people.

Members of the state can be voted out of their positions at any time, and inversely, snap elections can be held at any time to replace political candidates.

This is fundamentally compatible with Anarchism, a milieu in which there is no state at all, wherein people self-organize and self-govern according to commonly agreed rules. (Note: Anarchy is most compatible with Neotribalism, and may suffer on a global scale)

[2] A classless society in this context refers to a socioeconomic milieu in which class systems have been completely broken down, allowing all people to be on an equitable field. As Karl Marx wrote, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."

This will be the longest stage of transition from Socialism to Communism - a stage of transition which will take years, and may possibly extends decades or centuries down the line.

To achieve a classless society, all people must be provided their needs, prejudices must be fully shed, and we must be at a political stage in which we can work out our differences with fundamentally incompatible cultures.

If you would like a direct example of this, I highly recommend analyzing the government of the Federation of Planets set in the sci-fi series Star Trek, in which a post-WWIII human society decides to shed capitalism entirely and migrate into Communism.

This society has many ways of cooperating with incompatible cultures (Deep Space 9 navigates a post-fascist previously slave-ship and the tensions of shedding a racial hierarchy, Voyager navigates maintenance, morale, and growth when separated from one's mother country, The Next Generation navigates using political philosophy and diplomacy to prevent wars, etc.) and isn't afraid to show that it's not perfect.

Even the Ferengi, who are meant to be a criticism and reflection of modern capitalist humanity, grow throughout Star Trek, most notably granting women's rights, increasing democracy, Quark unionizing and gradually putting morals before capital, and Rom becoming a Communist in Deep Space 9.

[3] Contrary to how right-wing media portrays it, moneyless does not refer to poverty in this context. Instead, it refers to the socioeconomic milieu in which all human rights are provided directly to people, and people work for societal and their own personal growth.

This disincentivizes the need for money, which breaks poverty barriers by eliminating capitalist classism entirely. People democratically elect employee positions, collectively own their businesses, and can leave their jobs at any time to demand greater worker rights or find more fulfilling work.

[4] A person's social environment

Other Notices

US 2024 Election

Joe Biden is directly participating in a genocide and has lied about every policy he promised. Biden is a fascist. I will not tolerate those who justify voting for a fascist committing a Holocaust.

"Those who choose the lesser evil forget very quickly that they chose evil." - Personal Responsibility Under Dictatorship, Arendt, 1964

While I previously supported Dr. Cornel West, it has become painfully clear that he does not have enough ballot access. However, a backup candidate I previously advocated for, Dr. Jill Stein, at time of writing has ballot access in 22 states and Washington, D.C., meaning she can achieve 279 electoral votes.

For Biden apologists who still believe Biden can actually win this election, I implore you to consult the evidence demonstrating otherwise. For some context, FiveThirtyEight is conducting meta-analyses, i.e. data from all known polls, not just one.

Additionally, 270toWin shows that the only demonstrable change between the 2020 and 2024 elections is that Biden is now less popular, with 1 less electoral vote to Biden and 3 more electoral votes to Trump.

This means that we have two options: let Trump win the election, or fight hard as hell to replace the Democratic Party with the Green Party.

For those curious about how the fourth (bottom right) chart would cause a Green Party win, this would move the voting process to Congress, where the House of Representatives would vote between the three highest vote-receiving candidates.

With Dr. Stein in the lead, they would have the pressure of the threat of mass rioting to vote Dr. Stein into office.

Your key demographic is primarily converting non-voters into voters, but you should also talk to Biden voters and get them to vote for Dr. Stein instead. If possible, attend protests and raise awareness for Dr. Stein.

You may feel free to use the two images at the top of this section to promote Dr. Stein. Even if you believe that Dr. Stein would be blocked by Congress and unable to enact policies, she would at minimum be able to make the immediate improvement of halting all military aid to Israel as Commander-in-Chief of US militaries.

To increase ballot access for Jill Stein, here are the requirements (at time of writing, 1 July 2024) for the following states:

Alabama: 3,000 more signatures needed, deadline 15 August 2024

Alaska: Complete, awaiting confirmation

Connecticut: 3,250 more signatures needed, deadline 7 August 2024

Delaware: 41 more signatures needed, deadline 17 August 2024

Illinois: Deadline missed, 13,000 signatures short

Indiana: Deadline missed, 11,944 signatures short

Iowa: 3,350 more signatures needed, deadline 29 July 2024

Kansas: 4,330 more signatures needed, deadline 5 August 2024

Kentucky: 4,800 more signatures needed, deadline 6 September 2024

Maryland: 3,000 more signatures needed, deadline 5 August 2024

Massachusetts: 5,700 more signatures needed, deadline 30 July 2024

Minnesota: 2,000 signatures needed, deadline 20 August 2024

Missouri: Complete, needs submitted

Nebraska: 2,500 signatures needed, deadline 1 August 2024

New Hampshire: 3,000 signatures needed, deadline 7 August 2024

New Jersey: Complete, needs submitted

New York: Deadline missed, 5,000 signatures short

North Dakota: 4,000 signatures needed, deadline 2 September 2024

Ohio: Complete, needs submitted

Pennsylvania: 700 more signatures needed, deadline 1 August 2024

Rhode Island: 1,000 signatures needed, deadline 6 September 2024

South Dakota: 3,502 signatures needed, deadline 6 August 2024

Tennessee: 125 more signatures needed, deadline 15 August 2024

Washington: 900 more signatures needed, deadline 27 July 2024

Wyoming: 3,891 signatures needed, deadline 26 August 2024

Vermont: 590 more signatures needed, deadline 1 August 2024

Virginia: 4,100 more signatures needed, deadline 23 August 2024

It is entirely possible to grant Dr. Stein 24 more states for a total of 46 states and D.C. for a combined potential of 473 eligible electoral votes with a likely cap of 256 electoral votes.

Jill Stein ballot access if all eligible states gain enough petition signatures

Jill Stein maximum vote likelihood (discards Republican majority states and does not include currently Republican swing states)

We absolutely have the capability to do this. We need to organize. Don't give up, and don't give the same we'll try next time platitude. We should, need to, and can do this right now.

You can find state-specific ballot information for Dr. Stein here.

Art Showoff

Here's some random stuff I've made that I'm proud of

[xxswagcorexx]

watching this au somewhat-flesh out in the tags like heeehoo giggling and twirling my hair etc. thank u for sharing its really cool to hear about this especially your reasonings behind things :) and the au name FUCKS btw 10/10 on that one (you can take this as a free space to ramble more about it if you like)

AHHH TYSM ANON!! ive been having a lot of fun with au (but im a lil. tapped out for ideas, but the general idea is that you can do. Whatever you want with this [wowie just like actual mythology!] so!! feel free to add on/make ur own/be inspired or whatever from this ^_^ most of this is mostly what i feel from Vibes anyways [and i would be very very happy to see any content in general so !!!])

ANYWAYS going to use this an opportunity to ramble about clown and spoke!! this is gonna focus more on their myths rather than their cults bc. i have a clearer image abt their myths than their cults (and vice versa for ash and red)

ANYWAYS lets start of with clown! ^_^ for some context, clown's username used to be godlysins (which is something he only went by for a little bit, he's been using clownpierce for a Lot longer) but basically id imagine he'd start off as a god, and after some time his mythology would be about him rejecting godhood and being able to complete impossible tasks as a mortal (also he gets a name change, pissing off any historians trying to study him <3), so essentially functioning as a greek hero in this au (also bc i think there's this cool quote of him saying that he's human, so that's a fun tie in!). anyways he's popular among warriors and looked up by anyone who wants to accomish something really hard :)

i also mentioned spoke being an import god in my tags where i mentioned clown, and that idea is mostly because iirc he got a lot of his powers from a hypixel exploit? don't quote me on that though im not very caught up on his lore (or ls lore in general </3 i cant watch streams bc of School and energy levels) . anyways since he seemingly got his powers from a 3rd party, id imagine (similar to the original theory about dionysus' origin before we found his name in older records) that spokes origin myths would have him coming from some far off land and having arcane powers compared to the other god bc he got it from somewhere else ^_^ awesome! (also this is a Different reason to why i think ash is more of an import god bc ash is known for. a lot of things? like you cant really point where Most people know him, so that idea kinda transferred to him being an import god)

but YA! ty for the ask anon <3 i loveeeee thinking abt related ideas abt a topic so ^_^ tysm for the ask and giving me a chance to talk abt clown and spoke!!!

[vitrines]

the metro my beloved

for context i was in a hypixel housing, where it was a survival island, with players scraping every resource and killing each other. i suck at pvp so i decided not to do that and instead to make a little restaurant/lounge under the floor. dug it out with my fists and got killed about 50 times but eventually players started helping me, making signs for "the metro, the chillest place around." soon i had gathered enough blocks that it looked nice, even on an anarchy island, and we had a lot of interesting characters come through there! so if you find the metro on that random survival housing, i built it <3 (it will probably be gone in ten minutes)

[that-tall-queer-bassist]

for the ask game: 🎢 ✨ 🎶 💖 👀 🤩 ✅

I'm gonna put these under a cut, because it's getting.. very long XD

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

Um..? Probably my current half published project, because I didn't expect it to.. blow up? and now it has almost 2k hits and im kinda staring at it in fear cuz holy hell thats a lotta people. I also discovered some things about myself while in the process of writing, and realized that I enjoy reading what I have written. So that one :)

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

I love reading my dialogue. I think its really funny at times, or just hits very well whenever I get their voices right. I also like the pacing of my writing, because its exactly like what I prefer to read, but it's still attention grabbing.

💖 What made you start writing?

Aru actually. They were talking about a lot of stories I think, and I only liked writing in class because they always got so excited about it. I'm the reason they started writing fic though, which is hilarious to me. I started writing fanfics because I wanted to see more of a specific au, and then a pairing, and then because I wanted to write something without figuring out characters. Its kinda funny thinking back on it XD

👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

Mkay i've talked enough about "Alone?" so I'm gonna talk about the spectators au! Basically, I'm playing with minecraft mechanics and worldbuilding, and having the viewers or stream chat be in the fic as little floating incorporeal creatures that like to hang around the players. They don't usually venture into single player worlds or hardcore worlds, but they do hang out in hubs, servers, and event hosting worlds. (Ex., hermitcraft, hypixel, and MCC respectively)

This fic focuses on two players (streamers) Oli (TheOrionSound) and Joe Hills ("from nashville tennessee" /ref) and their interactions. Context is, they're both weirdos and I love them and they couldn't "out weird" the other during the massive crossover event a few months ago.

Joe's chat is a bunch of cats (quiet, regal seeming outside, but chaotic little shits on the inside) and Oli's chat is a flock of magpies (loud, chaotic, gift giving, but also friendly and curious, and generally energetic).

I just want them to fall in love and for their chats to hang out together /hj

(there is nothing beyond worldbuilding details written yet XD)

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

My favorite right now is probably Scar (GoodTimesWithScar) or Great Witch Shelby (Shubble in s2 of Empires), because they both have such distinct voices that I can mimic easily and they've got very interesting relationships with themselves, their setting, and other people.

✅ What's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?

Angst XD (/j) In all honesty, probably self doubt, or some sort of anxiety.

[risingsunresistance]

btw i do want to remind new people since quite a few showed up and i talked with a few ppl directly too. this is primarily a skyblock/hypixel blog nowadays there will not be much of techno here at all, especially outside of that context </3

[narwa]

blunt speedsmoking doubles

[warcoaxed]

Simon Hypixel obliterates Technoblade on camera [real]

[pyrriax]

YES this exactly! there are also even smaller groups who use methods of counting time which just are completely bizarre (assumed time passage in worlds where time doesn't work correctly) or make extremely small periods of time seem extremely long (this is especially common in the groups of players who speedrun, which is a whole other thing when it comes to time passage. their worlds and days pass by significantly faster, but the players themselves age on [functionally] the universe's clock. worlds are self-contained but stem from specific places)

it's also lead to a lot of debate about which is the better method of counting time, and formed a similar (relatively unimportant yet still heated) debate. a little bit like fahrenheit versus celsius debate, since they have their own purposes and are good for specific things, but seem like complete nonsense outside of those contexts.

also almost every player will have a slightly different perception of the days vs years debate, and there's a lot of advocation for the years system on places like hypixel skyblock, where years are measured and have more meaning than just days passing. as well, with modded worlds that abide by season systems, wouldn't there also be an additional, smaller subsection of players that count seasons rather than days? (spoken from experience, i used to count seasons in some of my mc worlds)

You think players would count years in days amounts?

Like you know the 100 day’s challenges? Do you think players would use like 500 days for like a year or something?

[jinnlikespurple]

Hypixel out of context, part 3

That's all, folks!

[sunstar121]

Me thinking about who else would know about baby Ranboo in the brother au: Techno would know because friendly rivals

Me thinking about how Captain sparkles said that he agreed to Ranboo being his third kid: hm

one day, dream takes ranboo into town for what was supposed to be a fun day at the market. it... doesnt exactly end up being that, mostly because ranboo somehow gets himself almost immediately lost. it's not really his fault, the crowd was huge and hes not super great with faces... or navigating.... or remembering where his brother told him to go if he got lost (was it the bakery? or the blacksmiths? he thinks it was some b-word, maybe)

as hes wandering around on the edge of tears, he ends up smacking straight into someones back. he backs up in a panic, and the man turns around confusedly. the captain looks over the near-crying kid in front of him, and realises 'well..... shoot. I cannot leave this kid here.'

a few hours later, dream bursts through the door of an unfamiliar house in the city, sword in hand, having tracked his brother all the way there. he walks in on ranboo eating a butter tart in the living room, happily chatting with jordan. the captain, cool as a cucumber, just turns to dream and smiles.

dream: what. what's going on here. ranboo, are you okay?

ranboo: yeah, m okay! mr sparklez found me n' took me here n' fed me n' this tart is really good!

dream: h. okay. I. okay.

jordan: he looked pretty upset, and I decided it was better to take him back here than leave him alone. you're lucky to have him as a brother, hes a good kid- unlike some kids I know

dream: uh. thanks, I guess? what did you mean by that last part?

jordan: oh, nothing! anyways, would you like to stay for dinner? its almost ready, and my son should be back from testing his rockets in a bit, and my daughters always.... around. I think shes in the vents right now.

dream: I.

dream: you know what? sure.