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[silkenseductress]

d0n't you dare get her pants that actually fit f0r more than a day.

i need this.

Listen Sollux I Have To Be Fair And Even Handed When It Comes To Listening To Outside Parties In How I Interact With Friends New And Old

Id Be More Than Happy To Take Your Suggestion But It Would Mean I Owe Nepeta A Successful Intrusive Thought

I Will Allow You To Review The Cause Of My Speaking To Her And Leave The Decision In Your Hands

[silkenseductress]

"Oh That Well. Um. You Know How Useless Algorithms Can Be, These Video Platforms Are Getting Worse And Worse By The Day" she mutters, hastily pulling her palmhusk out of where it was nearly vacuum sealed against her body in her shorts pocket and furtively tapping "sign out from all devices" on the app form of what Sollux was scrolling before more of her secret shame was discovered.

She only watched that olive blooded, video game menace to make fun of him, she swears.

Once that very important matter was done, she shashayed passed Sollux and straddled the lounge chair, slowly lowering her bulk into with a relieved sigh of finally getting to relax. The great grey domes of her ass slid into the deep canyon of the chair- and notably overflowed it a fair bit, leading to her lounging being a bit more horizontal than was probably intended.

Her meaty stomach was just ahead and to the right of Sollux, with the rest of her body disappearing out of view- so he didn't see her fiddling with something after laying back. He did hear a satisfied There We Go~", timed perfectly with the sudden impact of a soft avalanche to his unprotected side and back

If he looked over, he'd see that what had happened was kanaya had undone the tie of her bikini top, letting both heavy, soft breasts free to rest more naturally, flattened and somewhat separated, leading her stomach and chest prime real estate to stretch out on - topped by a smug, black lipped smile

"There We Go Darling- Now That Strap Shouldn't Get In The Way Of You Laying Down. Feel Free To Get Comfortable" she said, reaching over to grab her tremendous bowl of icecream

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[silkenseductress]

i just th0ught that was a bomb ass c0at...

do it again n0w that i'm lo0king.

Alright But We Both Have To Stand Still For A Few Weeks

[silkenseductress]

y0u think i wouldn't make that trade? 0ne more b0dy on the pile is n0thing. some0ne's got t0 roll that b0ulder maryam.

Noted Captor Also You Keep The Egg Man Out Of This

[silkenseductress]

I Recall At Least One Other Occasion Where I Had Imbibed Too Much And Did Something Adjacent To Rolling

can't believe the 0ne time i get kanaya to r0ll over me its as a result 0f unrecoverable blunders playing tyranids. life is terrible and specifically targeted against me.

[silkenseductress]

We All Praise Paradox Space For Your Nerfed State Otherwise We Would All Be Defeated By Your Might

❗ ever th0ught about trying?

Thought About ? Certainly That Seems Suspiciously Close To Offering Sollux

[silkenseductress]

Medicarnifexes Do Sometimes But Usually Its Not A Good Thing

So when are you gonna have a fat ass

Truly A Mystery For The Ages We May Never Know

[silkenseductress]

She snorts, quietly, at ‘low overhead’, whether sollux intended it as a joke or not, before nodding at his assurance and leaning back once more, stirring only to pat the empty space between him and her as he hops up, inviting him further onto the plush prism if he wants. “Really You Would Probably Want Some Sort Of Safety Harness” she murmurs, lips curled and eyes closed, “Cant Have A Passenger Taking A Tumble When The Motion Of The Metaphorical Ocean Becomes Too Much. As For View- I Wouldnt Begrudge You Needing To Stand Astride My Mass To Remain Sighted If Need Be. Feel The Wind In Your Hair So To Speak” Another rather undignified noise of amusement follows- “Logistics Problems Indeed. To Be Fair; I Only Have Mine When I Really Feel Like It. Keeping Them Under Wraps Is Fairly Simple With The Compression Gear And All. Speaking On Logistics Though...” she props herself on her elbows once more, raising an eyebrow “Getting Into This Contraption Was Simple Enough But It Occurs To Me That Getting Out Could Be...Problematic”

wait a minute why the fuck w0uld i risk that idea with a lalonde? let al0ne one wh0's already fucking gone.

@silkenseamstress y0u, you were the 0ne who inspired the pr0totype t0 begin with and i see you b0bbing around temp0rarily. the only true subject w0rth testing is you.

[silkenseductress]

"To Be Fair It's A Much Less Wet Heat - And Comes With Water To Cool Off In Right There." She purrs, shimmying him a little further into the chasm of her heavy tits; but with the strap of her bikini top cutting across the gap, she couldn't *quite* get him to the point of being fully wedged, instead opting to keep her arms cupped under him, continuing in the squishy, squishy hug so he wouldn't slip out.

"But I Understand, Much Better To Stay Cool Now That We've Managed It. Even If You Clearly Just Want To Sabotage My Figure Further"

With the obligatory wobbling the maneuver entailed, she turns and starts out of the room, Sollux nestled against her chest. As before, the door presents a brief problem, though from the front Sollux would miss most of the view, being only briefly squished as each boob pressed against the frame and passed through.

"Feel Free To Get Comfortable - Theres A Kitchen Not Far, And Youve More Than Earned A Bit Of A Free Ride"

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She nods amiably

"Understandable - I'd Hardly Be Happy To Find Myself Without Access To My Own Restrictive Garments So I Can Understand There'd Be A Degree Of Trust In Such A Loan..."

And then he goes fiddling with the belt again. The sudden tear would be met with an audible inhaling from his doughy grey throne, and a more forceful grip from the hand teasing along his girth, palming his junk for a moment before relaxing and going back to stroking through the fabric as he dials back once more

"Ooh I See~" she purrs, wiggling her hips against the couch-chair she was filling, "You're A Man Of Surprising Depths Sollux- Or, Perhaps I Should Say Lengths?"

There's a loud gulp of ice cream from behind him before she continues - perhaps a necessary restock of cooling for her own overheating systems

"Well, No Need To Restrain Yourself On My Part, Darling...

Say You Found Yourself Really Wanting To Relax, Where Would You Set Things To?"

Her hand has stopped stroking, resting closer to the base of his bulge, splayed fingers occasionally giving a quick pulse of grip against the thick, hidden shaft- occasional, eager pulses that teased her own excitement

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"Of Course Of Course- Entirely Mundane. My Mistake" she says with a laugh, watching the bowl float off. Then she gets to strategically bothering her beleaguered psychic courier with her bust, 'innocuously' plapping the meaty mounds back and forth while he set about his work, only stopping when there was a bowl in range to eagerly grab at.

"Thank You Dear" she purrs, letting her tremendous tits settle back to either side once more, freeing her companion and causing a gentle ripple through her supple stomach. "Don't Make Me Think Of Tipped Scales Though- With You Around To Make Getting More Effortless I Might Be Facing Than Sooner Rather Than Later."

She didn't seem too broken up about the idea.

Movie unpaused, she sets back to work, occasionally bantering with her guest between mouthfuls of sweet, randomly assorted ice cream.

Around the time the Walrus Looking Human had locked himself in a secluded part of the doomed research station- about halfway through her second bowl of icecream, more importantly- her hand migrated. Just a bit, hardly a movement at all really, going from resting on one grey hip to lazing across one of Sol's skinny thighs.

Perfectly innocent, just shifting her position- she definitely wasn't fidgeting her index finger in such a way to just barely not be stroking the crotch of his pants while smirking a Maryam brand smirk without a word from behind her ice cream bowl fortifications.

No sir, couldn't be her.

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Kanayas pace obligingly kept up as they sank into the comfort of film watching- with so much more to get through than Sollux, she *had* to move a bit more breakneck. Between that and the film, she didn't actually say much for a bit, content to simply relax and enjoy herself in the deepening cool. And though he couldn't see the bowl itself, Sollux likely found he could *somewhat* mark her pace by the way her plush stomach started to fill underneath his body, pushing him slightly upward as the movie wore on.

"I Think It Makes Things A Bit More Unique - I Imagine When This Was First Released In Whatever Universe We're Streaming From It Was Quite Scary- Rather Than... Perplexing. Though I'll Be Honest, I Wouldn't Know This From Any Version On Any Alternia- I Never Was Much A Film Buff Myself."

She gives an apologetic shrug, taking a few more bites of ice cream before the sound of her spoon coming to rest in her bowl would hit sollux's ears with a clang- followed, quite swiftly, by two banks of grey softness encroaching on his body and squishing against him from either side as kanaya flanked her breasts with her arms and squished them inward.

The motion probably looked pleading, were he standing on the other side of the room and wasn't wedged at ground zero, but the tone of her voice conveyed the intent well enough-

"Not To Be A Bother Sollux Buuuut... I Do Find My Bowl A Bit Barren. Could I Trouble Those Awesome, Reality Warping Powers Of Yours For A Refreshing Of It?" She purred, giving a shimmy of her torso that caused the sea of jade tit to lap against his body.

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"Hopefully It Tastes Correct - Admittedly I Did Just Enter The Recipe On The Fly Once You Described It To Me"

Television flicked on, she walks over the couch and stops, placing her bowl on a side table, chuckling at his initiative- and perhaps the idea that he'd heat up instant noodles on purpose given his professed lack of eating, typically

"Would You Mind Hopping Down For Just A Moment Darling? We Still Need To Make That Adjustment I Mentioned - Feel Free To Find Something To Put On While I Get Settled In"

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"Fortunately I Have Plenty Of Solutions For Such Problems~" she says with a chuckle, moving her hand back as Sollux fiddled with his belt- and giving an appreciative whistle.

"Goodness..." She says with an almost breathless purr, letting her hand come to rest on the swell of the bulge in his pants, sliding sloooowly down a bit before reversing course, "You'll Have To Let Me Look At That Belt Sometime- My Own Work Can Hardly Hide Things That Well, And Are Prone To ... Catastrophic Failures, To Boot."

Pausing, she takes another bite of her tremendous bowl of icecream, shivering (a motion adopted gladly by the soft expanses of her body) and letting her hand continue to lazily tease along Sollux's taxed pants.

"Mmm~...

I Will Say I Am Curious, Is That Little Gadget Off/On Or Is It More Of A Dial Up And Down Situation?"

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"I Haven't A Clue What You Mean" she says with a smirk, demurely spooning a bite out ice cream out of the enormously bowl and placing it between her lips, continuing after a moment

"I'm Sure You'll Find Something Suitable In No Time Either Way"

There's a soft plap as she smacks the soft rolls of her stomach, wordlessly ushering him up to the makeshift throne of her lounging abdomen - giving him a fangy smile all the while as she invited him to climb on and get comfortable

"If Nothing Else We Can Throw On Some Human Movie... Preferably Set In One Of Their Polar Ice Caps, Perhaps."

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The hallways are still a bit warm, though the temperature is dropping noticeably as the duo continues through the echo, vents throughout the halls waking to renewed life and emitting sweet, cool air.

"Listen Before You Suggested Icecream I Was Going To Go Back To My Quarters And Have A. Very Sensible Salad. Probably."

She chuckles, sollux's view of her face swaying gently as her walk sends her bust rocking side to side- her face cracking into a bemused smirk as he keeps speaking.

"Well I'm Always Happy To Provide A Place To Offload Your Junk Darling.

Skaia Knows There's More Than Enough Space Around Here.

Also You Can't Pretend You Aren't Threatening My Waistline And Then Immediately Talk About Bringing Us More Icecream Without Even The Inconvenience Of Movement."

She comes to another door, and sollux would get to feel a brief compression via breast once more before she pops through into a new room. Before them is a comfortable, somewhat lavish lounge. On one side, a wall dominating screen, and a few chairs and couches of various size. On the other, a bar, and half a kitchen to go with it.

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