#constagreentrash

[mymycorrhizae]

this ep was so good! (and basically confirmed naterad rights haha) but also behrad and astra were cute. what do you think about them?

They were cute!

TV!Astra starting off like “ugh can’t believe ill have to marry this clown”

Only to realize he’s cute and a feminist???

That’s a keeper.

And then I definitely laughed when Behrad decided to shoot his shot here:

Only for Astra to be like “no thanks” and Constantine looking like he could feel a headache coming on.

Anyway, I love that Behrad’s type is himbos and women who could kill him. (Quite literally, if you remember his reaction to Atropos)

AND YES, THIS EPISODE HAD ALL THE NATERAD RIGHTS!! I’M STILL LOSING MY MIND OVER IT.

[zaritarazi]

behrad making a in the closet joke about zari? i’m taking this as bi zari canon confirmation thanks

OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT THANK YOU SHOW

[puppetsoftomorrow]

for hellstar, john: me, my girlfriend and her gigantic pet dragon

lmao the dragon being the size of the room, and zari just has mithra’s head on her lap and john is scared to move bcos he doesn’t want to antagonise the giant dragon by stepping on her tail or smth lol

[dykerory]

didn’t think it was possible to love matt anymore, but here we are

if you told me that caity improvised that accent and that was matt’s natural reaction i wouldn’t not believe you

[somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds]

What do you think constangreen is gonna be up to this season?

Awesome question! I’m always down to talk about the boys. I have sources cited, too, so strap in.

Well, Phil stated in an interview that John is living in a house this season, and it appears that Gary is living with him. I think that their love life is going to follow two trajectories.

First, I think they’re going to start out as friends, possibly friends with benefits. They’re totally platonic bros, who also make out, have sex, and sleep in the same bed most of the time. Their house is going to be the House of Mystery like in the comics, so it has a personality and totally sides with Gary over John. They’re falling in love but they don’t want to tell the other one, since they just started to become friends again. Romantic feelings will only complicate things.

Anyways, there’s an INCREDIBLE Instagram video on Adam’s account where he’s holding the Dangerous Habits comic run, where John finds out he has terminal cancer and has to try to weasel his way out of death.

So, obviously on Legends, John finds out he’s dying and tries to hide it from Gary. The person that’s going to tell Gary about John?

Astra.

Astra’s going to show up in the house, and tell Gary straight-up that John’s dying, that there’s nothing he can do. But Gary, who’s still struggling with his guilt over the Neron thing from last season, agrees to take John’s place instead. Adam’s in 11 out of 14 episodes this season, and we can assume that one of those episodes he isn’t in is the crossover. The other two? I’m willing to bet Gary’s in hell. 

I don’t know what else will happen but I do know that my hopes and dreams are that John saves Gary, John weasels his way out of death, and they end up happy.

Oh, and I’m going to need a big, sweeping, romantic kiss and declaration of love. With a side of a CW sex scene. At least a shot of them in bed.

(and this is a crack theory, but there was this post from the Lucifer writing team:

that was posted RIGHT after the Crisis scene with John and Lucifer. I believe that this episode is going to have John appearing in Lucifer, helping him with his problems. And if I’m right, John’s going to need a favor, either in saving Gary or not dying. Total crack, but I said that about them EVER crossing over and then Crisis happened, so MAYBE)

Well, there we go! @Phil and Keto, @LOT Writers, I am available to discuss my rates. 

[starcitysirens]

you should ask the writers if they can confirm that nate and john kissed in before tomorrow skksks

You know, I’d probably have a good chance getting this answered, since this is definitely the type of question Adam would pick.

[firefighterkinard]

Steelwave + nerd/jock?

Nate isn't allowed to play any sports. Or take part in gym class. Or do anything that could mean that he gets hurt. Technically, he's not even supposed to go anywhere near the football field.

But it's not like he's doing anything wrong by going to watch his sort-of friend play. Mick's a bit strange and he carries lighters in his pockets, and he once showed Nate a knife he got from a kid he met in juvie, but Mick's never shoved Nate in the halls or made fun of him for liking history, and Mick even talks to Nate in the library when Nate's stuck there alone instead of in gym class.

Maybe the thing that's wrong is that Nate's paying even more attention to Mick than Mick pays to an open flame.

[princesstarazi]

Nora, Sara, Ava, Zari, Mona, Charlie, Amaya (sorry thats more than 5)

this is so rude how dare you

nora

ava

zari

charlie

mona

sara

amaya

[hanorganaas]

Top 5 Legends Brotps?

1) Kendra x Sara2) Jax x Stein3) Ray x Sara4) Zari x Behard5) Charlie x John

Sleepover Friday

[areyouscarletcold]

Take a piece of my heart and make it all your own, (so when we are apart, you'll never be alone.) (Avalance fic inspired by shawn mendes song)

Take a piece of my heart and make it all your own, (so when we are apart, you’ll never be alone.)

She’d always wondered why she’d grown up without a soulmark, the bare flesh of her wrist staring up at her mockingly even as a child. Her parents just called her special, told her not to believe in that mumbo jumbo about soulmates since 5% of mates actually stayed together in the end and love should be anything but artificial.

Ava wondered now if she’d always known, if the throbbing pain in her chest - perhaps a gear out of place, a sputtering exhaust, who knew - had come from the knowledge that deep down she knew none would come. No matter how badly she wished it so, how hard she prayed that this time would be different, it had to be, it must be different, this is the one, no change came.

Until Sara Lance whispered that she loved her, kissed her in spite of knowing just what she was kissing, eyes tender as Ava fought back tears and wondered whether they were her own at all.

Until she walked away and found the skin on the inside of her wrist had formed a stark white shape, like chiseled ivory glistening in the fluorescent lights of the Waverider. A white canary that seemed to smile in the face of her quiet, shaky gasp.

Send me a made-up fic title and I’ll tell you what I would write to go with it

[colorful-dragon97]

Legends Memes

@constagreentrash pointed out that this can be a new meme format so...

[mymycorrhizae]

nate & amaya’s goodbye vs. nate & zari’s goodbye gif? it’s so sad!

Sorry this one took a while. It was a challenging set to make so I kept having to pause and come back to it. 

Also I seemed to think I could fit in two more gifs but didn’t have room for them. Here they are anyway:

and

And here’s the set.

[zaritarazi]

wow there’s only four episodes left. yikes.

WE’RE SO FUCKED 

[puppetsoftomorrow]

I mean, wtf did i just watch? Do the writers do drugs? At least I finally got new avalance content. I’m really really excited for the new season and can’t wait to see what crazy situations the legends get into. This show is basically just the wackiest fan fic and sometimes i feel like it’s a mass hallucination and not a real show lol. I mean that in the best way possible though cause it’s my favorite show ever

yess i feel that tbh,, like i’m glad the show is allowed to be so crazy? i think other shows get a bit predictable after a while and i hate that lol

also yes! avalance! my babies!! its been farr too long tbh

[dykerory]

13 + nate?

13. What gets them flustered

“flustered” is a fun word for nate, because nate is normally so unabashedly horny. He’s normally so desperate for attention that I think if he actually GOT it, like full undivided unequivocal attention, he wouldn’t really know what to do with himself and get pretty flustered 

Send a character and a number! 

[lovevalley45]

Where did you see about the direct pick up?

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