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for a girl who cant wait for unemployment i sure am working hard as fuck on those j*b applic*tions
#6 pages deep into a job application i probably wont get anyway 💔#but i have to try bc the job is short and easy and the cash is good#its 11pm on a monday i said no to a movie night for this this might be my last straw ngl
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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I hate when there's no toilet paper coming out the bottom of these gentlemen and you have to tickle its nutsack to de-piss yourself
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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
#preferred method is a lighter#if no lighter available ill use another bottle or a spoon#anything thats sturdy enough really#people who open this with their teeth terrify me tho
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“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted
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ⓘ This user needs a long break from everything.
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when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this

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the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters
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the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever
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