#connorthecometboy

[mandareeboo]

luz, applying six layers of chapstick before kissing amity for the first time: i wanna make sure there's a thick layer so i don't pass out from the venom too quick

amity, who doesn't produce venom: wh. what?

I just wanna say that your addition of “doesn’t produce venom” as if Amity, herself, is the anomaly of witchling biology absolutely SENDS me

[kindheartedgummybears]

GUYS WHAT HAVE I DONE-

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE BUT YOU LOVE ME LOW KEY WANNA DATE ME WILL YOU-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

ARE YOU OK!?!?!? DO I NEED TO CALL SOMEONE?!?!?!?

[incorrect-owl-house]

@connorthecometboy right?? right??? My grandmother is still talking about how I put together her computer desk two years ago and basically I’m pretty sure I’m the best Walmart-furniture assembler on the planet.

Just put my window ac in all by myself. Pretty sure I’m qualified to build homes or something now.

[mandareeboo]

you didn't tag glitch techs but miko and mitch getting high together would be fun, i think

“I’m just sayin’ the cringe culture is a myth popularized by people who can’t use their bloody back arrow,” Mitch said. “Don’t do that upside down, you’ll swallow my pipe.”

“No, no, I agree. Cringe culture is stupid. “Miko took a hit that was a bit too long and coughed it out, handing the one-hitter back. “I’m just sayin’ that he turned into a pickle and it wasn’t the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Christ,” he grumbled, tapping the charred remnants out into a bowl to discard later. “That’s because you lack taste. And lungs, apparently.”

“Not all of us use your douchebaggy camo dugouts, Mitchell.”

“It’s gamer red, thank you very much. Don’t mix me up for some punk heterosexual.” He put the new hit to his lips and flicked the lighter. “And don’t act like you’re high and mighty, blueberry. I’ll bet you have one of those stupid tiktoks.”

There was a pause as he exhaled. “Okay LOOK-”