#congrats kid

[nuge]

waving to his parents after his first nhl goal :)

wyatt johnston | DAL v. NSH | 10/13/2022

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

EDGAR WINS...best...child.....THING!

balloon boy couldn't be here today

[charlietheepicwriter7]

"Nightwing."

Dick froze halfway across a rooftop, the lights and gunshots of Bludhaven disappearing in an instant. A scowl flashed across his face, teeth clenched and bared, before he forced it back. His face smoothed back out and his voice took on a pleasant, amused tone. "Slade. How did you get this frequency?"

"Nevermind that," Slade scolded. "We have more important things that need discussing, and information to be revealed."

"Is this about Constantinople?" He asked with a lilt, propping one hand on his hip. "Because I thought I told you, those geese totally counted as villains and deserved arrest--"

"I found a child vigilante. What do I do with it?"

"Ex-cuse me?" His fist clenched. "Is this a trick question?"

"No."

"What do you mean, 'what do I do with it?' You know what to do with it; you become its nemisis when their 15 and haunted them for the next decade." His voice was thinly-veiled rage. He couldn't stop himself from shaking. That poor kid, Slade has his sights set on them. He's going to torture that kid, or worse, and now I have to track Slade's trail back to wherever he found this kid--

"I can't do that! He's only eight years old!"

"What?"

"There's this eight year old meta brat running around a Mid-West town in his pajamas while adults shoot at him. There isn't a mentor in sight, and one of the kid's rogues has threatened to skin him. What. Do. I. Do?"

[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[big-greer]

a BIG part of the lore of Dungeon Meshi is how ageism is bad. About how the long lived races treat the young lived races like children and thus infantilize them and do not show them the respect and understanding they deserve simply because of their looks or short life spans. Whether its because to them they look like children in their eyes (like half foots and gnomes) or because the adult ages of the younger lived races are still in the child ages for the longer lived ones and so they get treated/viewed as children (we see otta receive comments about getting with minors when in reality she dated adult half foot women. so we already see this view towards things like this are a thing in the lore) We see this with chilchuck, senshi, and marcille where the two later view chilchuck as a child and treat him like one even though he is a full grown man who drinks (and is supposed to have grey hairs) all because he looks young and in the newest episode its revealed he is 29 which is still young children to the two of them. We see how perspectives that characters are children because of their age being a childs age for a different race as opposed to their race or because they look like children is a completely infantilizing and disrespectful behavior that causes so many problems in the long run. a theme that is completely flying over the average tumblr users head.

ive seen people get furious at other people because they sexualize chilchuck and even marcille

“oh they look like kids so dont do that you freak”

you absolute fool you missed a major theme of the fucking story. But because they look young suddenly they are children? have you paid no attention to the story? did you just ignore how the ageisim and weird mindset about ages like that causes so many issues that could easily have been avoided. and as for the age one i see people getting furious at others for being into and sexualizing izutsumi even though she is a year past adult in tall man years, but because she isnt in the adult age range in real life (wild your applying real life society standards to a fictional medieval fantasy world). even though even in lore she would be well an adult able to get married and everything tumblr really does have the media literacy of a toddler.

[strayklds]

LEE KNOW (220331) THE MAGICAL STORY / KPOP FESTIVAL

[i-am-a-fan]

A problem with Pork: part 2

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Previous -- 2 -- ??

Ko-fi

Bonus under cut!

[astro-b-o-y-d]

I might actually touch this up and make it look semi-decent at some point. But mostly I just wanted to get it out of my system while the TBOB hype was high.

Anyway, I'm still milking that preteen line for all its worth.

[bokseungahri]

🐹🦊

[herinnerwolf]

the fact that colin and penelope made love for the first time and immediately conceived will always make me blush and giggle and kick my feet because what do you mean penelope, a virgin who thought babies came because of cakes and that the height of pleasure was being touched intimately by a man, got pregnant right away the very first time she has sex? girl what a ride (literally) from virginity to motherhood in the span of 5 minutes

[poppibranchlover]

Heads up from the 2024 Kids’ Choice Awards! Poppy had won her orange blimp YET AGAIN!!! 👏👏👏

Meanwhile, Branch’s spot was destroyed by a Netflix lizard. 🥺

Yeah, I know it’s a shame that my boy didn’t deserve it, but I’m still really proud of Anna Kendrick because she nailed her Troll so well for all these years. Congratulations to her, by the way! 😍🥰💖

[whitechocolateanti]

and one day you're gonna look around and you're gonna realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you

[seaghosst]

(osp voice) so as it turns out the monkey king fanboy and artist human with a soulmate that has soulmate parents is the very same monkey king fanboy and artist with soulmate parents that is YOUR human soulmate

[nana2009]

late happy mother's day to everyone's favorite boymom ever

[brownfrogs]

vampcass and wolfzo

[mysticmonkie]

Egg anon back at it again

Absolutely love the interpretation you got for R&S

Something about Savage being described as a Feral husk is so funny to me

You know that one image of the person rearing their kids with baby leashes? That’s the vibe I get/pos

EGG ANON that's it that's your name now-

Well you definitely make the idea of Savage being a husk of sorts a lot less morbid than I imagined it!

This is pretty accurate, too, though