#con5p1racy

[fxntasmagoria]

@con5p1racy/ @dustoire gets a starter :))

Joaquin walked up to Jasper and looked exhausted. Another long night of helping out with the Serpents and helping a drunk FP. " I'm sorry I didn't call you last night. I got caught up. Had some deliveries and then delivered a trashed FP home to bed." He shook his head but he wouldn't change it. The Serpents were his family and FP was really the only father he had so he would spent endless nights doing anything needed. " Tell me you didn't cave and watch the movie without me? I've been dying to see it." He ran a hand through his dark hair and stared up at the taller male. " What about Pops and a movie? I'll tell FP I just can't be at work tonight."

[southsideborn]

♦ @con5p1racy

Send me a "♦" for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.

“crime.”

@con5p1racy

[fxntasmagoria]

Text: Parties aren't really my scene *spends his nights at village inn lmao*

Text: Come on, you don't want to be on the map?

Text: You don't have a lot of faith in yourself. You're hot Jas

Text: Me and all hm?

Text: I'm not exactly the top of the social ladder but I'm honored that's what you think of me

Text: I bet you would look cute blushing

Text: Im offended ive never seen you in the eyeliner

Text: They started making espresso martinis so now coffee is on the menu

Text: Do me a favor and call Henrietta a goth baddie. I want to see her reaction ☠️

Text: thought you passed out on me

Text: You seem surprised. I dont know why. You're easy to like and i dont like many people

[stmulnts-a]

tweek & jasper 10000% watch wendigoon videos together

[dustified]

mobile-friendly muse list / blog roll under the cut!

CANON MUSES - Kenny McCormick (South Park) - primary - Betty Grof (Adventure Time/Fionna & Cake) - primary - Heidi Turner (South Park) - secondary - Mike Makowski (South Park) - secondary - Marceline Abadeer (Adventure Time) - secondary - Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time/Fionna & Cake) - tertiary

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS (all fandomless w/verses, ages are verse dependent) - Tucker Williams (he/him, bi) - Frankie Walker (she/they, bi) - Zoey Miller (she/her, lesbian) - Damien "JD" Rivera (he/him, pan) - Whitney Martin (she/her, pan)

REQUEST MUSES (all MV & canon-compliant as far as my memory will take me) - Butters Stotch (South Park) - Oz (Monster Prom) - Damien LaVey (Monster Prom) - Prismo (Adventure Time/Fionna & Cake) - Jane Doe (Ride The Cyclone/multiverse)

SIDEBLOGS - stmulnts - Tweek Tweak (South Park) - low activity - con5p1racy - Jasper Durand (fandomless OC w/verses including Stranger Things, Riverdale, and others) - moderate activity - pienodisventura - Wednesday Addams (Netflix series; w/verses including Stranger Things, Star Trek, and others) - moderate activity - gddmnkickd - Ike Broflovski (South Park) - low activity - cardcut - FX's Gotham insp. Harleen Quinzel (w/verses including 2022's The Batman, Stranger Things, and others) - currently inactive - stllhere - Jonathan & Sock (Welcome to Hell short) - currently inactive - losermouth - Richie Tozier (IT 2017/2019) - currently inactive - chatacliism - Chat Noir/Adrien Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug) - currently inactive - webstinger - Peter Parker/Spider-man (MCU, canon-divergent) - currently inactive

OTHER BLOGS - ineffablefallen - Crowley (Good Omens) - currently inactive - timegreeves - Five Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy) - currently inactive

[dustoire]

i would love to work on drafts today, however my brain is still full of p.roj.ect gh.ostl.ight / pr.ivat.e n.ightm.ares so therefore i encourage some interaction with @con5p1racy ESPECIALLY with his vampire verse 👉👈

[serpentblooded]

❝Jug suggested we get you initiated in the Serpents, personally i don't think you'll make it out of the gauntlet alive.❞

@con5p1racy gets a thing because i was encouraged ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[starrex]

@con5p1racy​​ : “ ​ i’m generally confused most of the time . ”         |         dexter season two sentence starters .

silence . a dead stare . but then , johnny looks away while nodding ever so subtly — “ yeah . ” pursed lips , the clearing of his throat . a heavy hand pats jasper on the back , like some kind of reassurance . the drama of it all . “ i know , kid . ” he looks back at jasper . “ red stickers are fifty - percent off , green is thirty , yellow is ten , white is regular priced . the eyeball stamp is meant to be for alternative genres . the boot is for punk . the t-shirt is for grunge . the horse is country — ” a sigh . as he speaks , he realizes this system is way too complicated , but it looks cool so it doesn’t matter . “ you know what ? i’ll just make you a cheat sheet . ”

[titansaints]

“we don’t waste our time on talking assholes, remember?” // to jb from jasper, over on @con5p1racy :^) its time 2 revive starry's,,,

"Yeah but we waste our time on paying assholes," she mutters. If she had her way then no one from her neighborhood or school would get to come through the door, let alone buy shit. Ever since the class found out about her job they've been harassing her.

"The next time anyone with that stupid christian emblem on anything they have? I'm kicking 'em out. Do you realize how much trouble I could get into for even being near a place like this? They'll try to exorcise me." JB wishes she was being dramatic. Being half of a punk duo is one thing and it'll lead to them finding out about her being a lesbian with the other half of said duo, which is another thing. She might as well be in a hell sandwich.

"This place is my safe haven Jasper. I am not about to let some preppy bitches take it from me."

@con5p1racy

[fxntasmagoria]

@con5p1racy gets a starter from Mercedes!

"Oh my goddd sweetheart." Mercedes came right over the second she saw Jasper. She knew exactly who he was and she wasnt about to let him come to Raisins and not talk to him. "You're much cuter in person! The pictures Michael has shown me do not do you justice." She wasnt even trying for a tip, she genuinely meant it. Though being a flirt was part of the Raisins way. "He's so going to kill me for talking to you but whatevs." She shrugged her shoulders and leaned against the table. "Oh let me be professional, what can i get for you?"

[southsideborn]

❝oh my god, what did you do?! you look like you've been through a fucking meat grinder!❞

@con5p1racy clicked the lil' ♡

[alxnetxgether-moved]

What crystal are you

pink opal

there is strength in softness and no one knows this better than you. no one knows cruelty it took for you to learn to be so vulnerable. your sensitivity is your armor. you refuse to let the world crush you. you refuse to stop seeing beauty in broken things. you will always look for the light in the darkness. people underestimate you. they think you are far too delicate. but they don't know your gentleness was forged from hardship. there are depths beneath your smiles no one will know. when was the last time you did let someone know, though? when was the last time you let yourself cry. when was the last time you didn't bury your anger? you're more than what you give to others

Tagged by: @scarednotscary

Tagging: @heartxshaped-bruises @scarredfeathers @willbyerstm @lowlifelullaby @con5p1racy @familybyerstm and anyone else who wants to do this

[fxntasmagoria]

" You must think you're hilarious." She grabbed the vodka from his hand. " Also why were you hiding this?" Henrietta, ashed out her cigarette and opened the bottle of vodka. She took a drink straight from the bottle like it was nothing but water. " Have you told the boys to come over?" She asked, not bothered by hanging out with just Jasper but she typically was always with the boys as well. " Michael was talking about bringing over some new poetry but I was wanting to go to the bookstore. There's an author who wrote an occult book I like. Hes gonna be there. You can come with me, if you want or whatever."

@fxntasmagoria : "Take a tampon, soak it in vodka, and shove it up your cooch."

“ interesting take , henrietta , thank you . ” sure , sarcasm very clearly laced his words , but a smirk settled on jasper's face . “ we do have vodka . tampons , uh . . . maybe . i won't lie , i'd feel weird double checking . ”

regardless of whether or not she was joking , he decidedly searched through the cabinets for said bottle of vodka , turning back to her only after it's in his hands . “ but i , however , have no cooch . what say you to that ? ”

[dustified]

oh! reminder!! i do have tweek and ike, they're found on stmulnts and gddmnkickd respectively!! i also have an oc, jasper, who has a south park 'verse, he's on con5p1racy, and wednesday addams with a south park 'verse over on pienodisventura <3

[angelpunkd]

WHAT IS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOUL ?

LILAC PURPLE : oh, what a soft soul! you're pretty like rain dropping on leaves, and as refreshing. the way you view the word is unique. there isn't anyone like you. you see the equilibrium in this world, the good in badness, the bad in goodness, and everything in between. your instinct is wonderful and your voice is healing. may you manage to preserve your energy, some people don't deserve it.

tagged by : @nilsscn​ ( ty!!!! ) tagging : @radioblahblah​ @teensp1r1ts​ @con5p1racy​ @00110000exe​ !

[onhigh-aa]

          still leaving angel on hiatus for the time being, but i thought i’d do a lil update / updated blog roll thing. i’ll be nice and leave all my sideblogs under the cut, but dustified is my other main blog, it is a multimuse featuring a whole array of muses (gdoc link is in the bio).

my higher active muses can be found on: hcreandthcre: a tri-muse blog featuring sydney, jedidiah, and elijah, from a fictional series podcast called camp here and there. for anyone interested, i do have a helluva/hazbin verse for all three muses! cardcut: a fx gotham au of harleen quinzel / harley quinn. i don’t have a hb/hh verse for her, but i do have verses for vampire: the masquerade and the batman (2022). gdoc is linked in the bio. my moderately active muses can be found on: con5p1racy: a fandomless oc with lots of fandom based verses. he doesn’t have a hb/hh verse but he does have a lot of others! links in the sidebar via desktop. lysergeyed: a fandomless oc based around w.ill w.ood’s earlier music (particularly s.elf-i.sh with some influences from ww’s first and third albums). he currently has no fandom based verses, but he’s one of my more flexible muses; warnings for recreational use of alcohol and drugs, and (i have yet to write it but) there may be mentions of severe neurodivergency and/or mental illness. rules/bio found in the sidebar via desktop. friendleadcr: karkat vantas, canon compliancy is up in the air. currently no other fandom based verses, but considering the canon of h.omest.uck, crossover interactions are extremely flexible. my low activity muses can be found on: twiinarmagcddons: sollux captor; see friendleadcr tremeratu: dual muse for jasper and eva from LA by night. no other fandom based verses at the moment. webstinger: mcu peter parker / spiderman, no other fandom based verses at the moment.