#con5p1racy

[southsideborn]

❝oh my god, what did you do?! you look like you've been through a fucking meat grinder!❞

@con5p1racy clicked the lil' ♡

[stmulnts-a]

tweek & jasper 10000% watch wendigoon videos together

[toksikk]

@con5p1racy gets a starter!!

"Don't look so fucking nervous." Pete said, rolling his heavily lined eyes. " I'm not gonna bite." He leaned in and gently squeezed Jasper's cheeks so he would open his mouth. " Just real easy." Pete took a drag and leaned in, just centimenters from his lips as he blew the smoke into Jasper's mouth. He flipped his hair out of his face and pulled back a bit. " Now just blow it out and that's what shot gunning is." The goth took another drag and blew the smoke up into the night air. " I can't believe we even came to this lame party. I bet Mike and the vamp kids could throw a better party." He scoffed before taking his lip ring between his teeth for a moment. " You sure you don't wanna go inside and play truth or dare? Or let me guess, you're more of a 7 minutes in heaven kinda guy?" There was just a hint of teasing in his voice.

[dustified]

mobile-friendly muse list / blog roll under the cut!

CANON MUSES - Kenny McCormick (South Park) - primary - Betty Grof (Adventure Time/Fionna & Cake) - primary - Heidi Turner (South Park) - secondary - Mike Makowski (South Park) - secondary - Marceline Abadeer (Adventure Time) - secondary - Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time/Fionna & Cake) - tertiary

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS (all fandomless w/verses, ages are verse dependent) - Tucker Williams (he/him, bi) - Frankie Walker (she/they, bi) - Zoey Miller (she/her, lesbian) - Damien "JD" Rivera (he/him, pan) - Whitney Martin (she/her, pan)

REQUEST MUSES (all MV & canon-compliant as far as my memory will take me) - Butters Stotch (South Park) - Oz (Monster Prom) - Damien LaVey (Monster Prom) - Prismo (Adventure Time/Fionna & Cake) - Jane Doe (Ride The Cyclone/multiverse)

SIDEBLOGS - stmulnts - Tweek Tweak (South Park) - low activity - con5p1racy - Jasper Durand (fandomless OC w/verses including Stranger Things, Riverdale, and others) - moderate activity - pienodisventura - Wednesday Addams (Netflix series; w/verses including Stranger Things, Star Trek, and others) - moderate activity - gddmnkickd - Ike Broflovski (South Park) - low activity - cardcut - FX's Gotham insp. Harleen Quinzel (w/verses including 2022's The Batman, Stranger Things, and others) - currently inactive - stllhere - Jonathan & Sock (Welcome to Hell short) - currently inactive - losermouth - Richie Tozier (IT 2017/2019) - currently inactive - chatacliism - Chat Noir/Adrien Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug) - currently inactive - webstinger - Peter Parker/Spider-man (MCU, canon-divergent) - currently inactive

OTHER BLOGS - ineffablefallen - Crowley (Good Omens) - currently inactive - timegreeves - Five Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy) - currently inactive

[serpentblooded]

❝Jug suggested we get you initiated in the Serpents, personally i don't think you'll make it out of the gauntlet alive.❞

@con5p1racy gets a thing because i was encouraged ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[starrex]

@con5p1racy​​ : “ ​ i’m generally confused most of the time . ”         |         dexter season two sentence starters .

silence . a dead stare . but then , johnny looks away while nodding ever so subtly — “ yeah . ” pursed lips , the clearing of his throat . a heavy hand pats jasper on the back , like some kind of reassurance . the drama of it all . “ i know , kid . ” he looks back at jasper . “ red stickers are fifty - percent off , green is thirty , yellow is ten , white is regular priced . the eyeball stamp is meant to be for alternative genres . the boot is for punk . the t-shirt is for grunge . the horse is country — ” a sigh . as he speaks , he realizes this system is way too complicated , but it looks cool so it doesn’t matter . “ you know what ? i’ll just make you a cheat sheet . ”

[titansaints]

“we don’t waste our time on talking assholes, remember?” // to jb from jasper, over on @con5p1racy :^) its time 2 revive starry's,,,

"Yeah but we waste our time on paying assholes," she mutters. If she had her way then no one from her neighborhood or school would get to come through the door, let alone buy shit. Ever since the class found out about her job they've been harassing her.

"The next time anyone with that stupid christian emblem on anything they have? I'm kicking 'em out. Do you realize how much trouble I could get into for even being near a place like this? They'll try to exorcise me." JB wishes she was being dramatic. Being half of a punk duo is one thing and it'll lead to them finding out about her being a lesbian with the other half of said duo, which is another thing. She might as well be in a hell sandwich.

"This place is my safe haven Jasper. I am not about to let some preppy bitches take it from me."

@con5p1racy

[alxnetxgether-moved]

What crystal are you

pink opal

there is strength in softness and no one knows this better than you. no one knows cruelty it took for you to learn to be so vulnerable. your sensitivity is your armor. you refuse to let the world crush you. you refuse to stop seeing beauty in broken things. you will always look for the light in the darkness. people underestimate you. they think you are far too delicate. but they don't know your gentleness was forged from hardship. there are depths beneath your smiles no one will know. when was the last time you did let someone know, though? when was the last time you let yourself cry. when was the last time you didn't bury your anger? you're more than what you give to others

Tagged by: @scarednotscary

Tagging: @heartxshaped-bruises @scarredfeathers @willbyerstm @lowlifelullaby @con5p1racy @familybyerstm and anyone else who wants to do this

[angelpunkd]

WHAT IS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOUL ?

LILAC PURPLE : oh, what a soft soul! you're pretty like rain dropping on leaves, and as refreshing. the way you view the word is unique. there isn't anyone like you. you see the equilibrium in this world, the good in badness, the bad in goodness, and everything in between. your instinct is wonderful and your voice is healing. may you manage to preserve your energy, some people don't deserve it.

tagged by : @nilsscn​ ( ty!!!! ) tagging : @radioblahblah​ @teensp1r1ts​ @con5p1racy​ @00110000exe​ !

[southsideborn]

❝he didn't beat me.❞ she's quick to defend her father, even if the bruise told a different story. it wasn't often her dad drank enough to get violent and hurt her, but it happened; and now it had. ❝i walked into something, I'm fine Jas.❞

@con5p1racy gets a season 1 thing because...felt like it

[onhigh-aa]

          still leaving angel on hiatus for the time being, but i thought i’d do a lil update / updated blog roll thing. i’ll be nice and leave all my sideblogs under the cut, but dustified is my other main blog, it is a multimuse featuring a whole array of muses (gdoc link is in the bio).

my higher active muses can be found on: hcreandthcre: a tri-muse blog featuring sydney, jedidiah, and elijah, from a fictional series podcast called camp here and there. for anyone interested, i do have a helluva/hazbin verse for all three muses! cardcut: a fx gotham au of harleen quinzel / harley quinn. i don’t have a hb/hh verse for her, but i do have verses for vampire: the masquerade and the batman (2022). gdoc is linked in the bio. my moderately active muses can be found on: con5p1racy: a fandomless oc with lots of fandom based verses. he doesn’t have a hb/hh verse but he does have a lot of others! links in the sidebar via desktop. lysergeyed: a fandomless oc based around w.ill w.ood’s earlier music (particularly s.elf-i.sh with some influences from ww’s first and third albums). he currently has no fandom based verses, but he’s one of my more flexible muses; warnings for recreational use of alcohol and drugs, and (i have yet to write it but) there may be mentions of severe neurodivergency and/or mental illness. rules/bio found in the sidebar via desktop. friendleadcr: karkat vantas, canon compliancy is up in the air. currently no other fandom based verses, but considering the canon of h.omest.uck, crossover interactions are extremely flexible. my low activity muses can be found on: twiinarmagcddons: sollux captor; see friendleadcr tremeratu: dual muse for jasper and eva from LA by night. no other fandom based verses at the moment. webstinger: mcu peter parker / spiderman, no other fandom based verses at the moment.

[prudencetm]

GREET THE BRAND NEW DAY — independent 90′s oc affiliated with @teensp1r1ts, @wornvans, @angelpunkd, @starrex, @con5p1racy, @stahrboy, @radioblahblah. tolerated by mads, 18+, she/they. about. guidelines. starry’s records.

[dustified]

oh! reminder!! i do have tweek and ike, they're found on stmulnts and gddmnkickd respectively!! i also have an oc, jasper, who has a south park 'verse, he's on con5p1racy, and wednesday addams with a south park 'verse over on pienodisventura <3

[alxnetxgether-moved]

What kind of protagonist are you?

Trevor: universe's accident

you don't think you're special, but you really, really are. and yeah okay, maybe you weren't supposed to be here, but damn, we're glad you are. whatever prank the universe pulled, it was backfired beautifully. you're the type of protagonist whose flaws become their greatest assets. your boughts of bad luck eventually come back around as bonuses to you and what you protect as miraculous coincidences of earned convenience. always remember--there are no accidents.

Tagged by: @heartxshaped-bruises

Tagging: @au-ratboys @strawbcrryskyys @dxspereaux @delabor @demonstigma @hauntsallmywhatifs @con5p1racy @feveredbcnes @razedtoashes

[southsideborn]

❝you know I'm right.❞

@con5p1racy

[southsideborn]

she can't stop the laugh erupting from her when he pulls out the pocket knife and yells, a hand moving to pull the mask up to reveal her face. grin on her lips. ❝that's not going to do much like that, never keep your knife folded Jas. thought we taught you better.❞ she laughs.

received  :  @southsideborn​                *sneaks up behind Jas, wearing a Jason Voorhees mask*

Hear a suspicious and unexpected noise, immediately get on edge.  And so he whips a 180 like a goddamn tornado, pocketknife in hand, still folded like it’s gonna do anything.  Ain’t that just the way.  “I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU’RE NOT JUGHEAD OR JB I WILL STAB YOU.”