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starrex · 3 years
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moving johnny to @bonesnomarrow <3
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starrex · 3 years
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i’ve been neglecting johnny so much. i am so sorry. like this and i’ll write you a random starter give him attention pls
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“  psh,  i  practically  work  here.  ”
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“ okay , fine — ” a stack of unlabelled CDs is conjured in front of cameron , followed by a loud ‘ clack ’ of plastic and glass . “ tag all of these and put them a way . ”
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everyday johnny wakes up and wonders how he became a father to like 10 kids who blast abba every other day in his store.
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MANNY JACINTO Nine Perfect Strangers | 1.04 “Brave New World”
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stahrboy
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“  c'mon,  i  think  boss  man  is  a  pretty  cool  nickname.  ”
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“ kid — ” inhale . “ i’m not even your boss . ”
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starrex · 3 years
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@radioblahblah​ said : “ crazier idea - what if we put stairs in here ? ”         |         from a residence hall front desk .
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“ i mean , i guess we could — ” hands rest on hips , eyes trace up the ladder leading up to a second floor stacked with movies and books and a few seating areas . the space didn’t even come with stairs ; the rent is way cheap for a reason . and with all that combined brain power between five dudes and one girlfriend , they could only come up with a cool ladder on wheels . one hand gestures to the design nightmare . “ i just thought the ladder looked kinda cool . ”
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“ okay . you can literally call me anything except that . ”
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- Anything in Parenthesis, feel free to change or remove. - Feel free to change pronouns to match. - Thank you for reblogging and using! <3
Happy Halloween!
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 “Hey, wait a minute, What about this house?”
“Somebody’s coming…”
“(name), I’m 13, okay? I’m practically a grown up, I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices, Right?“
“Is there an age for that?”
“I have my reasons, and I will explain them to you when you’re… taller!”
“It’s just one night, What is the big deal?”
“Skeletons, witches, vampires…She spends our whole math class drawing ghosts in her notebook!”
“But look at her! You’ve kept her from a normal childhood, and it’s turned her into a wall ornament!”
“You keep us all in this big bubble, How are we supposed to grow up if we can’t explore the world, try new stuff and take some risks?”
“(name), I am just trying to protect you.”
“Where did you get to, my little darling?“
“But the important thing is that I’m here now…”
“Oh, and then we’ll put up the decorations so we can get this party started!”
“How does all this stuff fit in here?“
“I’ve always said the movies can teach us about life.”
“You know, these look like the ones from the Egyptian Book of the Dead.”
“You know, ghosts tend to be very depressed creatures.”
“I like being here, I can have a normal life here.”
“Oh, being normal is vastly overrated!” 
“Let’s not fight again, I know you’re only here for a couple of hours…”
“You can’t tell what’s in a monster’s heart just by looking at ‘em, I mean, sometimes, some of the slimiest, raunchiest, ugliest little monsters turn out to be the nicest.”
“Have you cast any spells or taken midnight flights through the sky?“
“I was only trying to do what you should have done long ago.”
“Why, you’re only lucky that you have two children that are showing powers at all!“
“You’re wrong about why I came here tonight, The fact is, I came to ask for your help.“
“Well, something is wrong at home. Something’s happening. Every day, I find another neighbor has changed. Turned hateful, it’s frightening. And soon after that, they disappear altogether.“
“You don’t really believe all this witch stuff is true, do ya?”
“Right, Now you can see the future, Tell me, what am I gonna have for breakfast?”
“I raise a demon from the underworld, and they say, “Big deal, I saw the same thing on Jerry Springer.”
“Well, hello there, I don’t believe we’ve met.”
“Yeah, it’s a pretty nice place. Better than a lot of graveyards I’ve hung out in.“
“You can train me!”
“Two hours there might be two days here, or two weeks, if we’re on vacation!“
“Are you gonna use your magic to raise some spirits, have a big sance and call on the forces of darkness?”
“she’s completely changed! Her face… She was like a wild animal, And she was fine a couple of hours ago!”
“I have to apologize to you, (name). I didn’t take you seriously about this thing at first, I think you’ve uncovered something very serious.”
“It’s much too dangerous for you to be involved with by yourself.”
“Promise me that?”
“I’m friends with some very powerful creatures around here, you know!”
“Magic is really very simple. All you have to do is want something, and then let yourself have it!”
“I’m never talking to you again, you know!”
“I’m so sick of you drinking all this caffeine! You’re giving me a headache!“
“You didn’t hear about the election?”
“You are the last person I ever expected to see here. It’s been a long time, huh?”
“You always did let your magic do the talking, Thank you.”
“You know, I always hoped you’d come back. Now here you are.”
“Oh, and if you marry him, I am not calling him “Dad,”
“I’m not marrying anyone, and this discussion is over.”
“I don’t fear him or any creature.”
“Look, if you want to give up your roots ,that’s fine, but I don’t. And it’s not right for you to try to make me.”
“You think your magic is more powerful than mine?”
“There is nothing you can do to stop me!”
“Together we can conquer anything.“
“There’s gotta be a ghost around here someplace, Come on!”
“Sure, sure, Make fun of the transparent guy! Just 'cause you can see through us doesn’t mean we don’t have feelings!”
“Can I get some help over here? Burning up!”
“Hey, what’s with the third degree here?”
“You know, Grandma says that spells are stronger when you have more than one witch. You wanna help me?”
“You can celebrate later. Come on, let’s get out of here!”
“Well, when it’s dark on Halloween, where do you put the candle?”
“You can’t be serious. You’re not actually thinking of going into that thing!?”
“Follow me!”
“Follow me! and together we will reclaim the Mortal World which is rightfully ours!”
“Look, I made an awful mistake. So let me try and make up for it!”
“You thought you could hide from me?”
“How dare you disobey me?”
“The power of evil is stronger than good!”
“Good going. Looks like you got more than the weird part down.”
“You could’ve had me.”
“Don’t waste your energies!”
“Do you think that your magic is any match for mine?”
“You did a fabulous job, all of you. I’m so proud of you.”
“I’m sorry about the things I said and did. And I’m sorry that I didn’t trust you.”
“I never could’ve done it without you.”
“Hm, Well, then I guess you’re just gonna have to come live with us. That is, if you want to.”
“I thought we could continue your studies.”
“See you in the afterlife!”
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starrex · 3 years
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—   ✧   *   𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌  𝐀  𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋  𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐓  𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐊
ask memes/sentence starters of things i’ve overheard from a year spent working ( mostly nights ) at the front desk of a dorm. warnings for mature language/nsfw themes
❛ are you okay ? ❜
❛ i’m okay because i’m with you ❜
❛ we’re gonna go wish that fucker happy birthday because he’s a dick ❜
❛ where are we gonna put this ? we didn’t think about that ❜
❛ do you think the devil actually does marijuana ? ❜
❛ cool, i can tell you i’m intoxicated ❜
❛ i hit my ass ❜
❛ you brush your teeth, right ? ❜
❛ i’m just trying to make a difference ❜
❛ people shouldn’t be trashy ❜
❛ nine flights of stairs ? fuck that ❜
❛ i can’t open the door ! ❜
❛ you’re lying. ❜
❛ can’t we just stay inside ? it’s raining. ❜
❛ it was your fault ❜
❛ you’re so nice ❜
❛ i don’t know i’m just a little freaked out after seeing puke all over the parking lot ❜
❛ the first step to trespassing is wearing black ❜
❛ you failed the first step ❜
❛ the bible says thou who deep fry cheese shall live in prosperity ❜
❛ i wouldn’t lie about that ❜
❛ just because you HAVE to do something doesn’t mean you have to do something ❜
❛ oh no my boob is out ! ❜
❛ crazier idea - what if we put stairs in here ❜
❛ i haven’t been home since august ❜
❛ i’m gonna teepee your house ❜
❛ fuck you ! ❜
❛ i love [ name ] but not really because i haven’t had sex with him/her/them yet ❜
❛ i’m gonna punch him ❜
❛ are you saying that, like, sarcastically ? ❜
❛ this is not the right floor ❜
❛ that’s true, you are pretty sly ❜
❛ what are you talking about ? ❜
❛ i don’t know how to fucking read ❜
❛ where’s my wallet ?! oh it’s in my hand ❜
❛ i have to write a whole paper by tuesday ❜
❛ i think you’re so cute ❜
❛ where are we going ? ❜
❛ did you just trip ? ❜
❛ it’s probably why i am the way i am ❜
❛ i’m gonna grab my laser and i’ll bring it to your room ❜
❛ those are the ugliest pants that could ever exist ❜
❛ she sounds like a middle school theater kid ❜
❛ oh you’re rich ❜
❛ the boys are more important ❜
❛ i feel bad every time you ask to do something cause i say i have to do something ❜
❛ i feel like we’re the home alone family ❜
❛ does that say fentanyl on it ? ❜
❛ why is that so big ? ❜
❛ are we getting high or what ? ❜
❛ i gotta piss like a fucking race horse ❜
❛ my life is ballin right now, it’s so good ❜
❛ i’ve got some stories ❜
❛ i do NOT do well under pressure ❜
❛ i just learned how to read this year ❜
❛ i’m absolutely not okay with any of this ❜
❛ if i didn’t like you i wouldn’t have bought you beer ❜
❛ i went to juvenile jail that shit is fucking depressing ❜
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@stahrboy said : “  i  won’t  make  a  peep.  ”     &nbps;   |     &nbps;   you look like death sentence starters .
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“ okay ! i’m holding you to it ! ” johnny’s face is buried in his palms , his temple throbbing and ears ringing . cue the comment about being too old and never wearing ear protection at concerts and partying is too much for him these days or whatever . his patience is pretty low right now . one deep inhale — “ as long as you just ... don’t bother me , i don’t care what you do . ”
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@con5p1racy​​ : “ ​ i’m generally confused most of the time . ”         |         dexter season two sentence starters .
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silence . a dead stare . but then , johnny looks away while nodding ever so subtly — “ yeah . ” pursed lips , the clearing of his throat . a heavy hand pats jasper on the back , like some kind of reassurance . the drama of it all . “ i know , kid . ” he looks back at jasper . “ red stickers are fifty - percent off , green is thirty , yellow is ten , white is regular priced . the eyeball stamp is meant to be for alternative genres . the boot is for punk . the t-shirt is for grunge . the horse is country — ” a sigh . as he speaks , he realizes this system is way too complicated , but it looks cool so it doesn’t matter . “ you know what ? i’ll just make you a cheat sheet . ”
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autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃
masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.
​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞
❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞
❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞
​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞
❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞
❝ help me decorate! ❞
​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞
​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞
​❝ bring a jacket! ❞
​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞
​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞
​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞
​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞
*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞
​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞
​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞
​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞
​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞
❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞
​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞
​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞
​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞
​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞
​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞
❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞
❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞
❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞
❝ did you hear that? ❞
❝ we have to get out of here! ❞
❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞
❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞
❝ what did you get? ❞
❝ want to trade candy? ❞
❝ i got a rock. ❞
❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞
❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞
❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞
❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞
❝ trick or treat! ❞
❝ happy halloween! ❞
❝ happy fall! ❞
❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞
❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞
❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞
❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞
❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞
❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞
❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞
❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞
❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞
❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞
❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞
❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞
❝ i just saw something! ❞
❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞
❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞
❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞
❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞
❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞
❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞
❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞
❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞
❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞
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MANNY JACINTO Nine Perfect Strangers 1.03 “Earth Day”
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DEXTER SEASON TWO SENTENCE STARTERS (PART TWO)
Lines taken from 2x07-2x12 of the show Dexter. Feel free to change pronouns or edit in any way to better fit your needs. Here is part one.
❛ I thrive on chaos. But this is good, too. ❜
❛ I had to do a little creative problem-solving at someone else’s expense. ❜
❛ Pardon my tits. ❜
❛ Are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire? ❜
❛ Sometimes the truth speaks from a peaceful place. It’s taken me a long time to find that place, but I think I have, and it’s telling me you’re not the right one for me. I’m so sorry. ❜
❛ Is that what I am? Clean? ‘cause I don’t feel that way at all. ❜
❛ No, I won’t do that. I won’t let you turn me into you. ❜
❛ Hope you don’t expect me to comment on that so you can record it on your hidden tape recorder. I wasn’t born yesterday. ❜
❛ Your past is a bigger mystery than fucking Jimmy Hoffa. ❜
❛ No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I’ll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason. I own you. ❜
❛ When I’m alone and it’s quiet, I get scared shitless, like I start hearing what’s really going on inside. ❜
❛ 'Cause when you’re around, I kind of feel like I can deal with anything, you know? ❜
❛ I’ve always worked best in the shadows, and that’s where I have to stay. ❜
❛ You can’t go back. You know that. ❜
❛ You are not allowed to talk about anyone I date as long as you’re seeing little Miss “pardon my tits.” ❜
❛ She is obviously a vampire. A gross english-titty vampire. ❜
❛ Can’t change who I am. I’m crass and dirty, and…I have a very filthy mind. ❜
❛ Jesus Christ. They sell anyone a gun in Florida, won’t they? ❜
❛ That man. He wasn’t trying to rob you. He was trying to kill you. ❜
❛ Nothing you could do,___, would scare me. ❜
❛ Whatever comes, we’ll get through this together. I’m not leaving your side. ❜
❛ I need to embrace who I am, who I’ve always been. ❜
❛ It’s like I’ve been living underwater, holding my breath, and now I can finally breathe. ❜
❛ ___ almost had me believing it was possible to change, to become something else, as if that ever really happens. I’ve always known what I am. ❜
❛ I’m finding it’s best to accept things you can’t change, you know? ❜
❛ Is this the monster that you keep telling me about? ❜
❛ Trust me, when you meet the monster, you’ll know. ❜
❛ Nice. My subconscious isn’t even bothering with symbolism. ❜
❛ I feel…such regret, which is rare for me. But not that I don’t mess up. I do…just never so stupendously. ❜
❛ If they’re looking for proof, they won’t find it. Not here at least. ❜
❛ Then maybe you should come with us, because who knows what secrets will come ❜ pouring out of me once the drinks start flowing. ❜
❛ I’m done with it and you. Did I not make that clear last night? ❜
❛ Those friends of yours, they didn’t even know you. They just see the mask, but I see it all. ❜
❛ Can’t live with her. Can’t kill her. ❜
❛ Fuck! I’m talking about my feelings. What the fuck is your problem? ❜
❛ I’ve always sensed there was something… off about him. Like he’s hiding in plain sight. ❜
❛ If you got in the middle of this and you got hurt… ❜
❛ The only way I can help you is if you turn yourself in. ❜
❛ Don’t you disappear on me. ❜
❛ I want you to know that you meant a lot to me, more than you know, and… I just want to thank you for that. ❜
❛ If I never see her again, it’ll be too soon. ❜
❛ Sleep would be nice, but there’s too much to do. ❜
❛ Okay, I may be sleeping with him, but it doesn’t mean he tells me shit or listens to me about anything, so stop asking! ❜
❛ That’s right, motherfucker! It’s over. ❜
❛ I knew there was something with you. But this shit? ❜
❛ What can I say? You were right about me. I never held it against you. I don’t now. ❜
❛ It’s a graze wound. Minor tissue abrasion. No hemorrhage along the bullet track. Sorry. I think I’m gonna live. ❜
❛ If you’re not gonna let me go, then kill me now. Just get it over with. ❜
❛ You’re a killer. I catch killers. ❜
❛ So it’s okay to take a life as long as you get a paycheck for it? ❜
❛ Either kill me or set me free. ❜
❛ Taking a life is one thing, but the care and feeding of it is another. ❜
❛ I’m generally confused most of the time. ❜
❛ You ever care about anyone? Then you shouldn’t have to ask. 'Cause when you care about someone, you do what you have to do. ❜
❛ I remember when life was easy, when the only question I worried about was “who’s next?” Now it’s: “How can I dodge my protective detail? "What should I do with my hostage?” These are not easy questions. ❜
❛ It’s not about what I think. It’s all about the evidence. ❜
❛ Hair-pulling may not be manly, but it’s very effective. ❜
❛ If he wanted me dead, I’d be dead by now. ❜
❛ You are the only one I can count on, jackass. ❜
❛ It puts a pit in my stomach that I can only interpret as… sadness. ❜
❛ You working on an exit strategy? I’m afraid that’s not gonna happen. ❜
❛ How come there’s never a circus when you need one? ❜
❛ What was that shit last night? Some kind of fucking scare tactic? ❜
❛ Don’t test me. I could have killed you. I didn’t. ❜
❛ You’re actually angry. I’ve never seen you angry. This is good. ❜
❛ I should warn you. You can’t play on my feelings. I don’t have any. ❜
❛ It’s a tough job. It can wear on even the best of us. ❜
❛ I yell a lot…and bitch and complain, and I keep expecting people to guess what I want, but I never really say it. ❜
❛ And that was exciting, you know? The not knowing. What might happen, what could be. It was all possibility. ❜
❛ Your life is going to rest in the hands of the criminal justice system you put all your faith in. I wish you the best of luck. ❜
❛ You need help. Let me help you. ❜
❛ You don’t have to do this! You don’t have to kill this man! ❜
❛ Sorry it had to go down like this. But there really was no other way. ❜
❛ Stay away. Just stay away from me. ❜
❛ Did you happen to be stuffing a human leg into a garbage bag at that point? ❜
❛ There’s that anger again. You got to let that out. ❜
❛ You’re spinning. Let me help you. It’s only a matter of time before you’ll hurt someone else. ❜
❛ Take responsibility for who you are. ❜
❛ Why can’t you just let me go? ❜
❛ If I got to choose a person… A real person… to be like, out of anyone, it’d be you. ❜
❛ Who joined who in the shower this morning? ❜
❛ For such a neat monster, I’m making an awfully big mess. ❜
❛ Maybe this is how evil works. Destroying everything it touches. ❜
❛ I’ve been held prisoner in a cabin for two fucking days. Fucking hellhole. ❜
❛ After everything we’ve been through lately, I just want… to be together with you guys. ❜
❛ You told me to take responsibility for what I am. You were right. ❜
❛ I can’t live in this house of cards anymore, waiting for it all to fall down. I need to do something, you know? ❜
❛ If I do this, I need a day to get my affairs in order. ❜
❛ Mention that when they interview you for the story of my life. ❜
❛ Don’t leave me in this cage, anything could happen. ❜
❛ I lie to everyone I know… except my victims right before I kill them. It’s hard to establish much of a rapport there. ❜
❛ Sorry about the cage. ❜
❛ I’ve always been curious to try. Do you have any weed? ❜
❛ Love’s a battlefield. Or in your case, a restraining order. ❜
❛ When a pretty girl smiles and bats her eyelashes, we’re powerless to resist. ❜
❛ I met with a lawyer yesterday. He helped me prepare a living trust that gives you control of all my assets in the event of my death or… certain other situations. ❜
❛ God. Go away. This is creepy. ❜
❛ I’m free tonight, you wanna stop by? We’ll have beer, a couple of steaks? I wanna talk to you about something. ❜
❛ I just need you to know that… you and the kids are very important to me. No matter what happens, I want you to always know that. ❜
❛ I know I’ve been taking things slow with us, but it’s not because I don’t have feelings for you. It’s more like I have too many feelings, and I just wanna make sure to get it right. ❜
❛ I want you gone. Tonight. ❜
❛ I’ve spent a lifetime keeping up my guard, watching my back, wearing my mask. Relief was never in sight until now. ❜
❛ Lately, I was starting to feel like I had my head pretty far up my ass. ❜
❛ You decide who you are, who you want to be…and you hold onto that and ride it out. ❜
❛ I need some help! Just open the door! I’m being held captive. ❜
❛ Damn, it’s good to see another face. I never thought I would. ❜
❛ When something beyond reason happens, it turns skeptics into believers. ❜
❛ If you believe that God makes miracles, you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve. ❜
❛ I can’t exactly feel their pain, but I can appreciate it. ❜
❛ I kinda forgot who I was. I got it straight now. ❜
❛ The term is homicidal maniac. Not that I’m judging. ❜
❛ A public place. You thought I was gonna…That I would slip my needle into your neck? ❜
❛ You’re afraid of me now, aren’t you? ❜
❛ You’re emotionally color-blind. You use the right words, you pantomime the right behavior, but feelings never come to pass. ❜
❛ You know the dictionary definition of emotions: longing, joy, sorrow…You have no idea of what any of those things actually feel like. ❜
❛ I created a monster of my own. ❜
❛ What did you do to make her so pathetically crazy for you? Does your dick dance? ❜
❛ What’re we doing home in the middle of the day? She asked, hoping for sex. ❜
❛ Why? Why do I have to make up my mind? ❜
❛ I’ve never put much weight onto the idea of a higher power. But if I didn’t know better, I’d have to believe that some force out there wants me to keep doing what I’m doing. ❜
❛ As it turns out, nobody mourns the wicked. ❜
❛ Am I evil? Am I good? I’m done asking those questions. I don’t have the answers. ❜
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*  you  look  like  death  starters  :  starters  from  the  umbrella  academy’s  spin-off  comic  you  look  like  death.  feel  free  to  change  things  as  needed.  
tws  include:  mentions  of  death  &&  drugs.
“  this  is  a  really  bad  hiding  place.  ”
“  i  know  you’re  there..  ”
“  c'mon,  [name].  let  me  live  under  your  bed  for  a  few  days.  ”
“  i  won’t  make  a  peep.  ”
“  i’m  a  sucker  for  personalities  like  dry  toast.  ”
“  you  smell  like  moth-balls.  ”
“  can  i  at  least  take  the  chimp?  ”
“  baked  goods  always  help  in  times  like  this.  ”
“  don’t  start  with  those  wildfire  impressions  either.  ”
“  you  ever  try  your  spooky  mojo  on  me  again,  i’ll  call  the  cops.  ”
“  i’m  probably  due  for  a  break.  ”
“  i  told  you  to  get  the  hell  out  of  here.  ”
“  i  should  have  got  into  retail.  ”
“  where’s  the  party?  ”
“  you  ought  to  lay  off  the  drugs.  ”
“  i  never  knew  booze  came  in  glasses.  ”
“  everyone  has  such  nice  pants.  ”
“  i  want  to  go  home  to  sleep.  ”
“  i  wish  you  were  dead.  ”
“  were  you  having  a  bad  dream?  ”
“  there  are  no  monsters  here.  ”
“  but  i  do  have  a  stocked  bar.  ”
“  speaking  of  trips–have  any  hard  drugs?  ”
“  i  read  a  couple  of  books  once.  ”
“  i’m  not  sure  where  here  is.  ”
“  someone’s  been  playing  god.  ”
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★ tag dump ! 
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