#complainposting

[performing-personhood]

"Breaking news now from the southeast suburbs: new leads have turned up in the investigation of the death of an area man.

"Richard was found beaten to death inside his home with a small nonstick frying pan lodged in his skull. Forensics have indicated traces of butter and egg residue, as well as paper towel fibers; Oddly, however, not a single molecule of dish soap could be found on the entire cooking area. Police believe this information may be the key to deciphering the motive behind this strange crime of passion.

"While she is not believed to be armed nor dangerous, authorities are asking the public to be on the lookout for the man's wife and to call the local Crimestoppers hotline if you know anyone who has purchased a new Cuisinart nonstick ceramic egg pan within the last few weeks."

[insanostyle1231]

some bitches on social media are WAYY too comfortable just admitting that they bully people, brag about it and invade places made for people to escape from people like them. wow you really are a hard-arse aint ya

i miss when the internet was more like a place of escapism from reality rather than an overexaggerated extension of it, it still is but its kinda hard to find a nice place

[reitheist]

strangling anybody who complains namari's voice is too deep with my bare hands

[simcardiac-arrested]

hey man good morning

bad morning

[dawnleaf37]

?whatre you doing here

[inkats]

the more i end up being around ppl the more pissed i am that ppl see me as a girl.

[purpleyamninja]

I think I keep having dreams where I have a kid or a woman or some part of a normal life but then I wake up and I'm being harassed again by a stalker and I'm in 3 different kinds of pain and all alone

[spaceswordblaster]

Due to some bullshit I am out of Add*r*all for like 6 days and I am already so sleepy... waiting for Easter dinner and I am full on nap mode after having drunk 1.5 coffees

[hungwy]

ive done very well for myself tonight. ive avoided complainposting four times in the last half hour and have grown much stronger

[heckling-hydrena]

here's another goatlings complainpost for you all: the site itself is so unbearably bright, and you can't even set a dark theme yourself with darkreader or userstyles or w/e, unless you want to see an awful pixelated border around all the images because THEY'RE ALL GIFS and also clearly not made with dark mode in mind!!!!!!

[reitheist]

my body overreacts to bug bites sooo bad. I have a string of mystery bites on my calf that has caused an area on my leg to swell like half an inch. it is so itchy it's driving me actually insane

[gorgin-gals-muses]

Anyways i think I'm going to bed. I'm scheduling that complainpost again. Ultimately, I'll have to decide what to do afterwards tomorrow.

[whatever-you-can-give-me]

is this post about tristamp!ww cause if so, I COULD NOT AGREE MORE.

it is very important for me to state upfront that i do not begrudge fandom their fun. we all do a little recalibrating of our faves to suit us. i do it all the time. it's normal fandom behavior. it does not cause significant material harm.

(what gets flanderized to the extreme in what kinds of characters is... worthy of serious discussion, especially in the case of characters with canonical or commonly headcanoned marginalized identities [though those are two different things requiring two different kinds of examination] and that is. Not a subject i'm going to get into in a pithy complainpost. but i am Aware. I Am Thinking About It. I Am Thinking About Posting About It.)

but all that aside i genuinely have been. completely boggled and moderately disheartened by the way fandom seems to have just. unpersoned stampede wolfwood? it's happened in such a weird way, too, where he's been replaced by a sort of fandom-telephone version of classic wolfwood, who is himself a composite of like two and half different wolfwoods and 25 years of fandom drift. i've been in various fandoms for like, a decade, i've never seen something like this, where the existing fanon from a completely different canon just swallowed the actual canon.

(how vash's character has fared in all this is. an entirely different can of worms that i have tried and failed to open without sounding like a grumpy asshole, so, moving swiftly on.)

i think the thing that really irks me is that it makes it. so. difficult. to find any specific work for any specific canon, because everyone has decided to make soup instead of differentiating.

which is (grumbles) fine. i guess! i don't like it. the ao3 tags are completely unusable. but like, whatever.

it's just getting kind of tiring that if i want to read about stampede wolfwood, yknow, blorbo from my shows? i have find a needle in a haystack of big buff cowboys who have never shot someone with a laser bc of a ptsd episode in their life and their 150-year-old virgin boyfriends.

[yappacadaver]

Not to be complainposting but I seriously don’t know how much longer I can live like this

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

whenever i make a complainpost and chloe likes it that's when i know i'm right

[thecubes]

last complainpost but i genuinely think that phone calls should be arranged the same way meetings (business and friend meetups) are. im not a dog