#compeng

[anonymousdormhacks]

Whats the opposite of gothic? I'm in love with comp sci anti-gothic where it's just people being surprisingly polite and nice and funny through computers. A program's first lines are always "Hello world!". SMTP protocols apparently say "hello, pleased to meet you" to each other to establish a connection with a handshake. Python has a different version called Andaconda, which has a smaller version called miniconda. C++ is just C continuously improving on itself, because the ++ operator means to add one onto a previous value, and C# is two ++ stacked on top of each other. Lawmakers have to talk about the ethics of saving "cookies" to computers because one guy liked fortune cookies and decided to call them that. The internet itself wasn't created with security in mind because it was just meant to be a way for a group of people who trusted each other using it to send each other information, and so on, and so forth

[zephiris]

Being autistic feels like having to emulate brain hardware that most other people have. Being allistic is like having a social chip in the brain that handles converting thoughts into social communication and vice versa while being autistic is like using the CPU to essentially emulate what that social chip does in allistic people.

Skip this paragraph if you know about video codec hardware on GPUs. Similarly, some computers have hardware chips specifically meant for encoding and decoding specific video formats like H.264 (usually located in the GPU), while other computers might not have those chips built in meaning that encoding and decoding videos must be done “by hand” on the CPU. That means it usually takes longer but is also usually more configurable, meaning that the output quality of the CPU method can sometimes surpass the hardware chip’s output quality depending on the settings set for the CPU encoding.

In conclusion, video codec encoding and decoding for computers is to social encoding and decoding for autistic/allistic people.

[gillespiejr]

all my homies hate SR flip flops

[o-sachi]

SeNDInG U ThIS FoR oCTObER kasi baka ako na ang paglalamayan sa semana santa 😇🙏 sIgn n i2 n umabse-- joWk lnGz bHad pHoexx Yon STAY SAFE GURL 🧎‍♀️✨ (hindi ako jejemon pls believe me)

Kmsta k n bb quo

Cge pasok n q sa bohai m w8 lng

Ingat din… ingat sila sayo

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[phoebastria-albatrus]

i have so much shit to do it’s genuinely unreal

[jkjs]

they made me go into software instead of compeng cause they knew id stick my dick in the machinery

[npdlangley]

interview assignment 26th

compeng worksheet 1/2 done, no due date but will probably get another sheet today

english pres on 27th

math unit test 27th

psych unit test oct 4th

i don't knwo if ill do this in time i have so mch work

[404icy]

life lately... work and school got me so tired... i swear working while in college just ain't it... :'> i just finished aot and started reading tokyo ghoul... i love them both...

[conscientious-study]

It's another attempt at a 100 days of productivity, yay-a!

0/100

May God help the poor souls who check my homework (sorry TAs) :'D

[cinehomophile]

hyperspecific need for media about homoerotic computer engineers in the 70s

[engineeringmee]

Personal Update - 1/14/2017

This semester I started at a new college! All though I was almost done at my old school I was very unhappy with where things were going there. My professors were very standoffish and unwilling to answer my questions and I was all around miserable. 

My first few days at this semester have been beyond amazing and I can’t wait to see where the rest of the semester goes.

[anonymousdormhacks]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself forced to learn MATLAB

[chaisexuality-archive]

me? having a breakdown over the 6 colleges i have to supplements for that add up to at least 15 essays? its more likely than you think!

[phoebastria-albatrus]

1.2k wordsssss i love you demonkicks

[draculoids]

i got my gamer metalhead stoner cishet compeng dude irl to make a tumblr just to follow catcrumb

[starlightcleric]

Well, okay, I *feel* like wizards are the compsci/compeng equivalent in D&D, so I kind of feel compelled to say a wizard! For race...either half elf (because who better than female nerds knows the pain of being Not Quite Accepted by anyone except our own, and sometimes not even then?) or maybe a tabaxi, just because you feel like the kind of person who has particular tastes and likes her space.

I’ve never actually played a Wizard, but I love being the walking library! And since a Tabaxi Wizard is a non-optimal race-class combo, let’s go with Half-Elf XD

Thanks!