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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy
That's how things are these days
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i’m going to die of stress and being in pain all the time and being transgender in england
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trying to play a game called not worrying myself sick about every single thing ever in my life that i ever have done or will do and that has ever happened to me or will happen to me Ahahahaahah
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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BORN TO FORGET
WORLD IS A BLUR
I Am Memory Issues Man
410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES
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2 months and i’m definitely NOT delusional. and i think i have more hair on my chin
i might be delusional having been on t for barely over a month but i am convinced that my moustache is just a bit darker and more noticeable
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#rewatched 28 days later last night i’m not usually a fan of fast zombies but 🤤🤤🤤 they do it gooooood mmmm that burning running zombie 🤤🤤🤤
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If you menstruate/have menstruated, did you get your first period at an awkward, inconvenient, or embarrassing time?
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almost 2 months on t… single… talking to hot nonbinary people…. mhm
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about to write the magnum opus of longform porn that is the author’s entirely unveiled specific fetishes
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went to the emo exhibition. really rocking with the rizla note and the gerard way vampire moment
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Conclave 2024” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I’m having doubts in my faith
My buddy Aldo pacing: Cardinal Tremblay is lying to us
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