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if my chemical romance don’t post a video tonight i’m going to have to get involved

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we had a guy refuse to leave and get aggressive with the bouncer cos he’s russian. like we closed and this guys still here yelling about how foreigners are coming here and destroying great british culture (because he was asked to leave because we had closed the pub) Banned 👍🏻. also someone chose to pour their pint into the candle holder i love my job i love cleaning up waxy beer 😁

i need to put every nasty old man who comes to my job into saw traps. one of them Literally pointed at me and laughed like !!! and then my coworker had to badger another one to pay for about a minute because he was busy staring at me collect glasses and not moving out of the way either. if one more nasty piece of shit fucking stares at me instead of moving when is ay excuse me so i can put down the 24 glasses im holding im going to throw them!!!!!!! fucking all day every day it makes me feel insane !!!!!!!

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why do catholics get put into cute little keyring frames …. gerard way ultimate babygirl

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i need to put every nasty old man who comes to my job into saw traps. one of them Literally pointed at me and laughed like !!! and then my coworker had to badger another one to pay for about a minute because he was busy staring at me collect glasses and not moving out of the way either. if one more nasty piece of shit fucking stares at me instead of moving when is ay excuse me so i can put down the 24 glasses im holding im going to throw them!!!!!!! fucking all day every day it makes me feel insane !!!!!!!

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does anyone know what the fucking point is!!!!!!!

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does anyone know what the fucking point is!!!!!!!

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i need to quit desperately it’s not like im making any money rn anyway. i can’t get unemployment and have no access to my student finance currently 👍🏻 and i don’t have a fucking doctor who could give me a sick note and get me sick pay or idk prescribe me medication that makes it so i can function

i haven’t been to work more than like once a week if at all for about a month because im batshit insane but im back today and scheduled for the rest of the week can we pleeeeease pray for me i need to be normal and stop breaking down in the cellar

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ok

job pros: no weekends, espresso machine i use whenever i want, i get on with some people, i get paid

job cons: loud overwhelming sticky have to wash my hands all the time eczema from cleaning chemicals it always smells bad it’s busy it’s gonna get busier the tips are DOGSHIT (>1% of total paycheck) it’s dark and crowded and the music sucks and it’s gonna be xmas music soon and people are gonna be ordering more food for xmas parties and my stupid boyfriend who i need to break up with works there and i have beef with people and it makes me want to kms and whenever i have to go in i feel like im going to throw up and whenever i make myself go in despite crying constantly i just end up downstairs crying and they don’t let me leave until i calm down so i don’t kms and they had to make a crisis plan in case i do anything at work how pathetic is that!

i haven’t been to work more than like once a week if at all for about a month because im batshit insane but im back today and scheduled for the rest of the week can we pleeeeease pray for me i need to be normal and stop breaking down in the cellar

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i haven’t been to work more than like once a week if at all for about a month because im batshit insane but im back today and scheduled for the rest of the week can we pleeeeease pray for me i need to be normal and stop breaking down in the cellar

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toxic yuri in YOUR google docs …. doomed yaoi in YOUR google docs .. ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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obviously my primary goal in life is to write weird sci fi but im going on an interpersonal kick right now

writing romance feels more like writing porn than writing porn does

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Age regress to 2 years old

Regain your Language Acquisition Device

Learn 12 languages at once

Become fluent in all of those languages

Follow me for more language acquisition hacks

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writing romance feels more like writing porn than writing porn does

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hello kitty x algae

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oh noooo i got chestbursted 😣

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started t + did my hair

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smoking weed and listening to my chemical romance ahhhh life is good (i do this several times a day)