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What are your favorite things about John Oliver? 💖

Ahhh this is such a fun question. I did answer something similar years ago, and my answers there are still relevant, but here are a few other things I love about John:

- How much he loves Bravo Real Housewives garbage. Like, truly loves it. It kills me. We all have that trash TV we love and he'sso unapologetic about it. (Mine is Storage Wars.)

- The fact that he is increasingly realizing that he is not a hideous blob that congeales behind a dumpster, and is actually acknowledging his attractiveness on LWT. This is an incredibly selfish favorite thing but John is attractive and he needs to just live with it.

- The fact that his persona on LWT can be best described as "chaotic bisexual disaster"

- Relatedly, his commitment to the most insane bits. (This brought to you by an episode of The Bugle I recently relistened to where John talked about the need to milk Brad Pitt for his semen while, I assume, Andy just sat there nodding because what the fuck John)

- Him being a huge baseball fan, although I only begrudgingly accept him being a Mets fan. (I did root for the Mets to beat the Dodgers in the NLCS this year. The enemy of my enemy is my friend and all. Feel free to ask me anything about my recent suffering as a Giants fan.)

- His utter committment to being in the shittest films imaginable, which is why I assume he won't be in the Community movie /j

- The fact that, on one night in 2003, John Oliver, Demetri Martin, David O'Doherty, and Daniel Kitson dismantled a cow statue on stage in Edinburgh and we don't know why #cowgate #greatestmysteryofourtimes #chocolatemilkgang