#commanderbang

[ninjawaregrumpstarhill-aes]

Commanderbang | Summer | Roadtrip

[mrdrprofessorwecht]

~Fairytale Commanderbang~

An au in which Holly is a swamp witch and Dan is just a king in love with her. @orgyforone

[pink-polybomb-blog]

Commanderbang Quest/Buried Treasure Blue & Purple Moodboard | For @orgyforone !

[ditzy-ditzy-ditzy]

Coffee Date - CommanderBang

Requested by @orgyforone

Dan kept checking his watch. He was ten minutes early from what they decided but he wanted to make a good impression. He was wearing his favorite leather jacket, a new Rush shirt, and some new jeans that currently has smaller holes than his other pairs. He glances around, taking in the view of the city.

This cafe was on a rooftop overlooking LA. Next to it was a small rooftop garden with trees. If Dan listened closely, under the voices of the other patrons was the singing of birds.

He checks his watch once again but this time when he looks up he sees ashen hair and a bright smile full of teeth.

"Holly hey" he said trying to sound like his chill self, hiding his internal dialogue of how pretty she looks and how under dressed he is and...

Holly takes his hand in hers, as if able to read his mind. "Dan it's ok I'm here. Now what did you order?"

Dan ran a hand sheepishly behind his neck.  "I uhh didn't yet. Wanted to wait for you"

Holly smiled again "that's very sweet of you." She picks up a menu and gives a few "'hmmms" at it. "Have you been here before? I am wondering what they are known for"

Dan shakes his head "no never. This place isn't really my scene but I thought you would like it"

Holly looked up at Dan meeting his eyes "you picked this out for me?"

Dan dips his head and tangles a hand in his hair "yeah thought you might like to see the city from up here and there are birds because it's an open air concept and-" Dan is cut off by Holly's kiss which he soon relaxes into.

Holly looks around and takes it all in. "Dan this is perfect, though we could have gone anywhere. I couldn't ask for a better place than to be than with you."

"Now" Holly said "I'm thinking about the chai. What are you thinking about Dan?"

"I'm thinking about kissing you again" Dan said with a smirk and eyebrow wiggle

Holly laughed but kissed him once more. This was far better than Dan or Holly expected the day to go. When the kiss ended they held each others hands and smiled while meeting eyes, matching faint blushes on their cheeks.

[trashmammal-lee]

glass bottle tops

so in a recent sonic forces episode, arin and dan talked about an imaginary scenario of them playing spin the bottle so i thought “well, obviously i have to write about that” so...yeah. this is what that is. enjoy!

“Round and round the bottle goes,” Ross sings, “Where it stops, nobody knows.”

“Ross,” Arin says, “Shut the fuck up and spin the stupid bottle.”

In the circle sat Arin, Dan, Ross, Barry, Holly, and Suzy. Barry is lazily sipping a beer as Ross toys with the neck of the empty beer bottle that they're using.

“Don't get grumpy, Hanson,” Ross teases, and the glare that he receives from him is enough to get the bottle going after what seems like forever.

The bottle spins until it, surprisingly, hit Holly.

“Fuck yeah, time to smooch my bride.” Ross sing-songs as he leans over the space to meet Holly's lips in the middle. It’s a quick peck, nothing too graphic, and then it’s Barry's turn.

“Are you guys sure you want me kissing any of you?”

“We've given permission for everyone in the circle to kiss everyone, so….yeah.” Dan waves a hand dismissively at Barry, who places his beer down beside him and gives the bottle a twirl. It spins and spins and spins until it lands on Holly again, who giggles heartily as Barry shrugs and leans over. He kisses Holly’s cheek, and she frowns as he sits back down. “Beer breath, you don’t want that,” was his excuse. One that Holly didn’t take as she leans back over and plants a sloppy kiss on Barry’s lips, catching him off guard and causing the others in the circle to laugh.

“Damn, Holly, save some Barry for the rest of us,” Ross says, his voice tilting on playful. Holly chuckles as she pulls away, wiping at her lips.

“Fine, fine,” she says, as she twirls the bottle herself. It spins and lands on Arin. He laughs and glances over at his wife, who motions over to a giggling Holly.

“Holly’s getting all the goods, now I’m hoping my bottle lands on Dan,” Suzy teases, and the gang laughs. Dan does as well, but it’s more strained, nervous even.

The kiss between Holly and Arin is albeit brief, yet still lasting enough to make an impression, as the two are blushing like crazy when they separate.

“Ohhh, does Arin have the hots for Holly?” Ross slurs from the sidelines.

“Shut it, Ross,” Arin says to him, “She’s just a swell kisser, that’s all.”

“Swell, like the swell in your pants?” Ross laughs to himself, filling up the entire room with his incessant cackling.

“Alright, who’s next?” Dan speaks over Ross’s laugh, and Arin raises his hand.

“I think it’s me, I don’t know the rules to this.” he shrugged and spun the bottle.

“You spin the bottle and kiss whoever it lands on, bam, now you know the rules,” Ross manages to cut his cackling short to explain this in a serious voice to them. As he speaks, the bottle stops on him, and he gives a wicked smile. “Now pucker up, Hanson, and come taste my scrublord lips.”

“Alright, no, I refuse, I demand a respin,” Arin shouts as Ross leans in to kiss him, making ridiculous puckering noises as he did so.

“Come on, big man, just one little kiss,” Ross snickers as he kisses Arin’s cheek repeatedly. Sighing dejectedly, Arin turns his face and lets his lips meet Ross’s. They stay like that for a few seconds, then Ross pulls away with a loud smack and claps his hands together.

“Are you happy now?” Arin frowns as Ross sits down from across him and blows a kiss over.

“Ecstatic.” Ross smiles. Arin flips him off, then Dan takes the bottle in his hands and twirls it around. It was his turn now. He could so easily do this. He could give it a light spin and it’d stop on one of the girls.

“Dan, spin the bottle or I’m spinning it for you.” Arin bumps him with his elbow and gives him a light grin and Dan nods and puts the bottle on the ground. He takes a deep breath and gives the bottle a light spin.

“Nope, that’s weak, spin it again, Dan.” Ross demands as he grabs the bottle off the ground and sets it down in front of Dan again.

“What the fuck, no!” Dan argues, but he just huffs and places the bottle flat on the floor again. He places it in the direction of Suzy, hoping that the bottle will be attracted to her.

Great, he wasn’t making any sense now.

“Spin!” Ross shouts, and Dan yelps and gives the bottle a quick spin. Round and round it goes, and he shuts his eyes as he waits for it to stop.

“Oh.” It’s a soft sound from beside him and he opens his eyes and follows the trail of where the bottle stopped.

Follows the trail to Arin.

“Fuck,” Dan says out loud. Arin’s face falls and he starts to panic. “No, no, not fuck to you, just fuck in general because guy kissing, I’m not saying anything’s wrong with you, I’m just….”

“Just fuckin’ kiss already!” Ross yells. Both Dan and Arin glare at Ross, who gives a shit-eating grin and begins to chant, “Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!”

“Ross, pl-” Dan is cut off by the circle chanting around him, cheering on as if it were some kind of event and now he starts to question just how many drinks they’d had.

“Let’s just...get this over with.” Arin sighs from beside him, and they turn to face each other. The chanting dies down and everyone’s quiet and still, breaths held as they wait for the two to get closer.

“New rule: the kiss has to last 7 seconds,” Ross whispers from the side, and Dan shoots him another death glare, “Just letting you know.”

“I hate you.” Dan’s wringing his hands in his lap as he begins to notice how painfully close Arin is. It feels like minutes pass as they stare at each other, waiting for someone to make the first move.

“Just close your eyes and pretend I’m someone else.” Arin whispers in a gentle voice to him. It was too intimate, it was all too intimate and Dan needed to bail but he couldn’t bring himself to stand up. In fact, he feels himself leaning forward while Arin’s eyes flutter closed. Meanwhile, Dan’s are locked on to his face, onto his target. He’s so close, so close, then he feels soft lips pressed against his own and for a brief moment, he swears he forgets where he is.

[grumpgays]

commanderbang, magic au

[im-not-so-sin]

Art request: ANYTHING COMMANDERBANG

Holly loves piggyback rides!!

I am still taking requests/commissions by the way!

[okgrumps-blog]

Commanderbang, “I’m not wearing a dress." with some bonus “I’m not wearing a tie"?

((no clue how i got here. but! in this drabble, the pairings will be commanderbang and rubberraptor!))

Dan felt very under-dressed for the current setting - Arin had invited everyone to a fancy ballroom to celebrate the ending of their European tour. He hadn’t specified a dress code, but once Dan was aware of how vastly beautiful the hall was, he wished he’d worn something a little fancier than a dress shirt and some black jeans.

The hall was large, floors polished and the silver lining of porcelain tiles glistening under the radiant glow of the chandelier. Arin had even gone as far as to arrange a buffet for them, platters of fine food placed upon stretches of clothed tables. Dan felt incredibly out of place. How had Arin managed to afford all of this?

But that night, it was not Arin who had caught his attention. Though the younger man looked absolutely dashing in his tuxedo and pale pink tie, his eyes drifted towards Holly, who was enjoying a glass of white wine and chatting merrily to Suzy. Seeing some sort of opportunity, he strode towards the two of them.

“This place is so fuckin’ fancy.” Dan grinned goofily, sticking his hands into his pockets. Suzy and Holly were charmed by his presence, turning to face him with smiles across their faces. Suzy wore a long black dress with a shiny bow-styled belt, and Holly was dressed in dress pants and a shirt, coupled with a waistcoat.

“It’s so beautiful, I absolutely adore the architecture…” Suzy tilted her head to look up at the ceiling in awe. Holly followed suit, as did Dan, the three of them gawking at the murals on the ceiling. Their gaze was quickly disturbed by Arin, who had come bustling over with a tipsy Ross linked in his arm. 

“Don’t forget there’s food on the tables and more drinks in the back, if you need ‘em.” Ross grinned. Arin rolled his eyes and kissed Ross’ cheek.

“I think you’ve had enough to drink.” Arin chuckled, dragging Ross closer to his side - this earned a laugh from both Dan and Suzy, which granted Holly the opportunity to look over Dan discretely.

“Mm? And I think you’ve had enough to eat.” Ross chortled, his humour rewarded with an elbow in the side from Arin. 

“Where have you two even been all night? I’ve missed your faces.” Suzy pouted, reaching forward to squeeze Arin and Ross’ cheeks.

Soon, Holly noticed that they had become engaged in full conversation, Dan standing idly to the side as he enjoyed watching comments be passed back and forth between them. She shuffled closer to Dan, reaching down to put an arm around his wrist. Dan snapped his head to look at her, a rush of curls falling across his face and back again, with a confused expression.

“Do you want to go get some fresh air?” She asked, finishing off her wine glass and leaving it on one of the food tables. Dan didn’t seem to understand fully, but he nodded, following Holly as she lead him to one of the balconies of the hall.

It was quite late in the evening, and the sky was had darkened considerably since they’d all arrived. Holly placed her hands on the banister of the balcony, looking out across the gardens below them. It truly was a wonderful sight, to see the trees illuminated by moonlight, as they swayed gently in the evening breeze. The moon was also casting a soft light across her face, which Dan was endeared with, joining her at the banister.

“Uhm…” He began, feeling awkward. “You know… You look really beautiful tonight and all.” He smiled, his eyes resting on her gentle features. Holly cracked a smile, feeling embarrassment overcome her.

“But I’m not wearing a dress.” She said. “It’s typically not the kinda thing you’d wear to a ball, or whatever…” She shrugged and hummed softly, turning to face Dan. Dan raised an eyebrow.

“And I’m not wearing a tie. What does it matter?” He remarked, reaching up to undo the top button of his shirt, which had been suffocating him for the majority of the evening. Holly laughed at this, shaking her head and looking down at her boots.

“Yeah, I suppose you’re right, mm.” She wiggled her toes, her gaze attracted to Dan’s face again. “You look really good tonight, too.” She smiled. Dan waved a hand at her with a cheeky grin, stumbling backward in embarrassment.

“Why thank you, Miss Conrad.” He giggled, bowing. Holly clapped for him, laughing along. “Would you care to join me for a dance this evening?” He asked, using a regal-sounding voice. Holly pondered for just a moment, looking out to the gardens.

“I would very much like that, Mr Avidan.” She decided, turning to Dan to take his hand. Their hands melded together perfectly. With a swift kiss to the back of Holly’s hand, Dan led her back into the ballroom, as the music over the speakers began to play. It was no orchestra, but Arin could only accomplish so much with what he had.

Dan and Holly took their position on the floor, swiftly being joined by Ross and Arin, then Barry and Suzy. Several others took their places, too. 

Dan was no expert at dancing, and neither was Holly, but they twirled around the floor with ease - it was truly the beginning of a beautiful bond.

((i… had so much fun writing this? thank you for prompting me. also the song linked is my favourite piece of classical music from the studio ghibli movie ‘the cat returns’! #trivia))

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[crankywhenprovoked]

Kinktober 2017. Day Sixteen Pegging. Commanderbang

Warnings: None

Holly soothed her hands over Dans hips, letting him get used to the protrusion, the head of her rubber cock just inside him.

“How’s it feel?” She asked, leaning forward and pressing a kiss to his back.

“Big.” He huffed, taking a few deep breaths.

This was the first time they ever got this far, most of the time they would get to her using three fingers and he would be ready to burst. But this time he was determined to make it last, as he kept himself calm during her fingers.  This was a whole different ball game, just slightly bigger than her fingers, but not as giving.

“Ready for more?”

“slow.”

“I will.” She promised, holding the base of the silicone, the other hand on his hip.

[shackalacklargebottom]

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Candle in Winter (Game Grumps/Commanderbang):

Prompt: A fairytale with your ship of choice. Holly swallowed, hard, sure that her pounding heartbeat would wake the sleeping stranger in her bed. Trembling, she held the chamberstick and flickering candle aloft, and crept closer to the curtained four-poster where she’d been lying just moments ago. She took a deep, measured breath, exhaling as slowly and silently as she could, and steadied herself.Holly pulled back the deep blue curtain…

Rosé (Game Grumps/Egobang):

Prompt: Dan keeps on blushin' during date night.

Party Planning (Game Grumps/Egobang, Rubberdoop)

Subject: Definitely Just Grump Business From: Arin Hanson (grumpy.princess@gmail.com) To: Barry, Brian, Ross, Suzy (see details) Alright gang, Contrary to the clever and misleading subject line, this is NOT just Grump business. That was a ruse to keep Dan off our backs. Pretty smart, right? We’re a week out, so I wanted to touch base with everyone about Dan’s birthday party. How’s everything coming together? Your Lord and Commander, Arin

So Quick, Bright Things Come to Confusion (Harry Potter/Wolfstar, Jily, college theatre!au) (multichapter)

James is playing Lysander. Sirius is playing Demetrius. Lily is playing Hermia. So where does that leave a poor Puck like Remus?

Grief (Harry Potter/George Weasley, angst)

“Sometimes, I think to myself, ‘why couldn’t it have been me? I wish it had been me instead.’” He inhaled sharply; his voice quivered as he exhaled and continued. “Then I think, I would never put him through this… For him, it’s all over. There’s no pain. There’s no pain anymore. There’s no anything anymore." 

Farewells (Harry Potter/Wolfstar, angst)

"Padfoot,” Remus tried, reaching out one shaking hand and lightly stroking the dog over one ear. The dog wrenched its shoulders, threw back its head, and let loose a long, drawn out howl of grief. The lines of its body blurred; it stretched and grew, and in a split second Sirius Black stood, shaking and crying silently, over the grave of his best mate, with Remus’ hand pressed between his shoulder blades.

Secrets (Marvel Cinematic Universe/Superfamily)

“You watch Dad go out and put himself in those exact same situations all the time, you fight alongside him!” “Your father’s a grown man, Peter, and besides that I don’t tell him what to do. When we’re out there, he’s not Tony anymore. He’s Iron Man.” “Why can’t I be Spider-Man instead of Peter?”

[dontcareajot]

[cherryaire]

[dreamoftowers]

Scary OTP meme: Commanderbang!

AAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH

Which one is more fond of scary movies:

holly for sure

Which one gets the most excited about Halloween:

holly!!! she loves halloween, and if im correct i think its her favorite holiday!

Which one would be more likely to survive the apocalypse:

oh gosh uhhhh i’d say holly again lol, she loves reading stuff abt the apocalypse . dan would make silly mistakes and holly would have to pull out her survivor’s guide book and scold him lol

Which one would literally kill for the other:

hmmmmm i’d say dan, i feel like dan would be so protective over holly that he would def kill somebody in a really extreme situation

Which one likes to scare or startle the other:

holly for sure!!! she knows dan’s a scaredy cat and loves scaring him, and sometimes she makes like a scary cosplay to disguise herself in and will run into the room he’s in screaming and cursing

Which one is more likely to need comforting when they get spooked:

dan, poor daniel. dan has fucking nightmares and gets shaken up just from horror games and movies, and if holly scares him, dan gets so shaken up that holly always feels bad and ends up making him hot cocoa and comfort food and they snuggle up together while she constantly apologizes aaaa

Which one always puts on a brave face:

holly! she’s the one that has to comfort dan if theyre in like a really scary situation. she knows that dan’s freaking out so much already so she puts on a brave face to keep him calm even tho she’s probably just as scared as him, if not more

Which one would be more dangerous if they suddenly became violent:

DAN, OH MY GOD DAN. i feel like dan has a lot more pent up rage then holly does. holly doesnt really show anger a lot, she always tries to turn whatever anger she has into a more neutral/passive emotion, and actually tries to mentally/emotionally solve whatever she’s feeling. dan on the other hand bottles up anger like a motherfucker, and if he’s provoked and pushed really far over the edge, then he would definitely lose whatever peaceful morals he has and go fucking ballistic, and would probably murder someone tbh.

Which one would be more likely to commit a crime:

dan, he’s somewhat used to avoiding getting caught by police and stuff like that i guess lol

Which one believes in ghosts:

hollyyyyyyyyy

Which one likes to watch spooky show on television:

holly!!! sometimes dan watches them with her but he gets too scared to stick around for the whole thing and purposely goes to sleep on her lol

Which one would propose the idea of holding a seance:

definitely holly. she would even drag dan into it to try and scare the shit out of him while they use a ouija board

Which one has nightmares more often:

dan for sure, holly puts lavender in his pillow and utilizes some simple witchcraft herbs and stuff to try and ease his nightmares

Which one would want to explore a real haunted house:

holly, she’d be the one to point out a spooky house on the side of the road and force dan to stop the car so they can go inside and explore.

[sympaii]

Yo anyone up for/will let me join a polygrumps chat on Kik or Discord bc I'm literally running out of grump stuff and I need. Idgaf if its sfw or nsfw I will join regardless. I can provide some okay writing skills for any fanficy needs, as well as some lazy traditional arts and some bangin headcanons in the middle of the night.

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Send me some more, guys, gals, and non-binary pals! There's also sone prompts on the 'prompts' tag of my blog that you can send my way. 😊😊

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commanderbang, night sky colors