#commander 2015

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Vulturous Zombie

"When something dies, all things benefit. Well okay, just our things." —Ezoc, Golgari rot farmer

Artist: Greg Staples TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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Golgari Rot Farm

Artist: John Avon

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Flavor Text Highlights - Commander Precons

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This entry will feature all Commander products before they started being associated with specific planes & standard sets. So everything from Commander 2011 to Commander 2019.

Cool - Duelist's Heritage

The best techniques outlive their creators.

Funny - Treasure Nabber

The Law of Givesies Backsies is respected by every noble pursuer of shiny things.

Worldbuilding - Windgrace's Judgment

Not all who remember Urza do so with fondness.

Emotional - Feldon of the Third Path “She will come back to me.”

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[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Warchief Giant by Slawomir Maniak

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Aethersnatch

Mana Cost:

Mana Value:

6

Types:

Instant

Card Text:

Gain control of target spell. You may choose new targets for it. (If that spell becomes a permanent, it enters under your control.)

Flavor Text:

"You were saying?"

Expansion:

 Commander 2015

Rarity:

Rare

Card Number:

9

Artist:

Aaron Miller

[limeshade]

She wipes her mouth. Picks up an old, broken REBELLION HELMET. Puts it on, just 'cause.

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS (2015) Screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan, J. J. Abrams, Michael Arndt

[anxiousotters]

Last Line Challenge

Rules: In a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many you like)

I got tagged twice over by the wonderful @cookiemonsterv3 during a stint of art/ writers block, so y'all get two codywan week WIPs now that I'm back

I believe my last line was somewhere around the puppy paw in this sketch for the rural jobs prompt

And this snippet is for the Teacher/University/Academia prompt in an AU where Obi-Wan and Cody are engineering students working on their capstone project together

Ben's gaze narrows from across the table, his eyes as blue as the hottest part of a flame, and just as dangerous. Cody keeps eye contact with him, unfazed, knowing this impromptu staring contest is akin to putting his hand on an hot stove. He’s dauntless in the face of it. Burning his fingers is a small price to pay to get under Kenobi's skin.

Tags: @thenookspace, @friendlyneighbourhoodelf, @ferretrade, @meebles and anyone else who wants to play!

[sapphire-0f-the-seven-seas]

Will: Apparently some people think my wife is a little scary.

Dolos: A little?

Commander Pyosome: Some people?

[the-ghost-in-your-walls]

incorrect quotes with the Nektons because i have nothing better to do

Ant: *pitches an idea*

Kaiko, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Fontaine, under her breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

(in college)

Kaiko: I just want someone to take me out.

Will: On a date?

Dolos: With a sniper gun?

Kaiko: Either one. I’m not picky.

Will: Damn, the power went out.

Ant: Don’t worry, I got this.

Ant: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Will: What-?

Ant: I swallowed a glow stick!

Will, freaking out: WHY WOULD YOU-

Random person: How has life been treating you lately?

Ant: Horribly. 

Ant: Thanks for not telling mom and dad what happened.

Fontaine, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this

Random person: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

The Nektons: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

Commander Pyrosome: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Nektons: A hobby.

Commander Pyrosome: *crosses her arms*

The Nektons: That we do not engage in.

Ant: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Devil Daniels: Aren’t you gonna say ‘have a nice day’?

Kaiko: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day

Will: Wake up! The sun is shining!

Kaiko: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?

(after Dolos tried to sabotage a mission but really fucked up)

Kaiko: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!

Will: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Kaiko: Obviously. Now, Dolos, pass the shovel.

Ant: A person can really hear themselves think out here.

Ant’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?

Ant: Well, that was a mistake.

Ant: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Will: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

Kaiko:  Just say it quickly, like ripping off a band-aid.

Will: You have to teach Ant how to drive.

Kaiko: ...put the band-aid back on.

(in college)

Kaiko: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

Kaiko: What do you two have to say for yourselves?

Fontaine:

Ant: Oops?

Ant: What's your greatest fear?

Kaiko: Being forgotten.

Ant: ...

Ant: Damn, that's deep.

Ant: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now…

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Silent Sentinel

It serves a justice higher than the whims of the gods.

Artist: Slawomir Maniak TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[unitleada]

Ah, Mondays. Unequivocally loathed them. Well, actually. No. Not this particular Monday morning. She cleared her throat for the umpteenth time, catching herself from tucking her hair behind her ears because really, she was the commander-in-chief of the largest covert alien investigation taskforce on the surface of the planet. For gods sake! She certainly did not want one more ridiculous rumour trailing her every footstep. From Josh Carter's mouth to UNIT's ear. ——If only actual useful intelligence would circulate around HQ in the same manner. The organisation would never have another communications problem again! Back to Mondays then. Yes. Her opinion on Monday's had softened. Whether it had to do with the two small patterned cups in the kitchen sink this morning, or the fact that both sides of her bed appeared to have been slept in or even the fact that only one of their cars was parked in the lot this morning.... whether any of that had something to do with it? Was frankly, no one's business.

Kate cleared her throat one more time, settling back against the wall beside Edward, waiting for the supervising trainer to appear, the newest batch of trainees no doubt staggering in behind them, single file. No direct interference today. No, today was purely for observation purposes. She glanced to her left, lips curling into a smile at the sight of him.  ❝ I always think we've accounted for every safe house and then like clockwork, another one simply, appears. Right out of thin air. This one's been in UNIT possession since the mid 90's. Fallen right off every known catalogue. ❞ 

@strtravels

[httyd-nerd]

Kaiko: Alpheus is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life!

Commander Pyrosome: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!

[call-me-casual]

OH FUCK SHIT RUN

[companionwolf]

When in doubt, just draw Central again.

[oktaviaslabyrinth]

Commanding the Fury // The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015)

[continentalblue]

can't believe nobody's written a fic (someone's probably written this fic but I haven't found it, let's be real) where Commander Lewis deals with her guilt about leaving Mark on Mars when he's on Hermes. I NEED to see their conversation