#commander 2015

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Anya, Merciless Angel

Artist: Alisa Lee TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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Golgari Rot Farm

Artist: John Avon

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Flavor Text Highlights - Commander Precons

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This entry will feature all Commander products before they started being associated with specific planes & standard sets. So everything from Commander 2011 to Commander 2019.

Cool - Duelist's Heritage

The best techniques outlive their creators.

Funny - Treasure Nabber

The Law of Givesies Backsies is respected by every noble pursuer of shiny things.

Worldbuilding - Windgrace's Judgment

Not all who remember Urza do so with fondness.

Emotional - Feldon of the Third Path “She will come back to me.”

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[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Warchief Giant by Slawomir Maniak

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Scourge of Nel Toth (Commander 2015) - Mark Winters

More cards with art by Mark Winters on Scryfall

[limeshade]

She wipes her mouth. Picks up an old, broken REBELLION HELMET. Puts it on, just 'cause.

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS (2015) Screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan, J. J. Abrams, Michael Arndt

[laughing-moonlight]

Gordon: What are you writing?

Scott: Colonel Janus wants to know how many weapons we carry on us at all times. I'm letting him know that's private information.

Virgil: This just says "fuck around and find out" in cursive.

[anxiousotters]

Last Line Challenge

Rules: In a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many you like)

I got tagged twice over by the wonderful @cookiemonsterv3 during a stint of art/ writers block, so y'all get two codywan week WIPs now that I'm back

I believe my last line was somewhere around the puppy paw in this sketch for the rural jobs prompt

And this snippet is for the Teacher/University/Academia prompt in an AU where Obi-Wan and Cody are engineering students working on their capstone project together

Ben's gaze narrows from across the table, his eyes as blue as the hottest part of a flame, and just as dangerous. Cody keeps eye contact with him, unfazed, knowing this impromptu staring contest is akin to putting his hand on an hot stove. He’s dauntless in the face of it. Burning his fingers is a small price to pay to get under Kenobi's skin.

Tags: @thenookspace, @friendlyneighbourhoodelf, @ferretrade, @meebles and anyone else who wants to play!

[the-ghost-in-your-walls]

incorrect quotes with the Nektons because i have nothing better to do

Ant: *pitches an idea*

Kaiko, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Fontaine, under her breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

(in college)

Kaiko: I just want someone to take me out.

Will: On a date?

Dolos: With a sniper gun?

Kaiko: Either one. I’m not picky.

Will: Damn, the power went out.

Ant: Don’t worry, I got this.

Ant: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Will: What-?

Ant: I swallowed a glow stick!

Will, freaking out: WHY WOULD YOU-

Random person: How has life been treating you lately?

Ant: Horribly. 

Ant: Thanks for not telling mom and dad what happened.

Fontaine, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this

Random person: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

The Nektons: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

Commander Pyrosome: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Nektons: A hobby.

Commander Pyrosome: *crosses her arms*

The Nektons: That we do not engage in.

Ant: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Devil Daniels: Aren’t you gonna say ‘have a nice day’?

Kaiko: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day

Will: Wake up! The sun is shining!

Kaiko: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?

(after Dolos tried to sabotage a mission but really fucked up)

Kaiko: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!

Will: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Kaiko: Obviously. Now, Dolos, pass the shovel.

Ant: A person can really hear themselves think out here.

Ant’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?

Ant: Well, that was a mistake.

Ant: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Will: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

Kaiko:  Just say it quickly, like ripping off a band-aid.

Will: You have to teach Ant how to drive.

Kaiko: ...put the band-aid back on.

(in college)

Kaiko: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

Kaiko: What do you two have to say for yourselves?

Fontaine:

Ant: Oops?

Ant: What's your greatest fear?

Kaiko: Being forgotten.

Ant: ...

Ant: Damn, that's deep.

Ant: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now…

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Krosan Grip

"Give up these unnatural weapons, these scrolls. Heart and mind and fist are enough." —Zyd, Kamahlite druid

Artist: Zoltan Boros & Gabor Szikszai TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[sapphire-0f-the-seven-seas]

Will: Apparently some people think my wife is a little scary.

Dolos: A little?

Commander Pyosome: Some people?

[unitleada]

So that's why you stopped coming home. The words rung in her ears long after she'd slammed her phone onto the table and sat down, head in her hands. 'Does Moira know Kate? No, it's alright. I'll tell her. One of us is just a wee bit more trustworthy when it comes to these things.' She should've seen it coming. She should've prepared for it. Stupidly idiotic not to have. Who'd been the one to break the news she wondered. Because apparently, they'd seen fit to put their own spin on it. There were a half a dozen names she could think of who would have loved to cause this, each a more crass, gossip mongering little... The knock at the door jolted her to her senses, hurriedly dropping her hands away. The door opened. Her heart sank as she saw him standing there. She had to tell him. No way around it. Hullo darling. I know you prefer the quiet life but I've caused a bit of a mess... nasty rumours and the like. ❝ She knows. ❞ Kate swallowed thickly, realising she'd said too much and not enough in the same breath. A small, bitter smile, gesturing for him to sit. God please do sit down. ❝ Sorry, I'm not making any sense. ... it's. it's Siobhan. She knows. About us. Well, not exactly. There's more... ❞

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[zvaigzdelasas]

lol yet more proof that the A-10 is still probably the most actually useful plane in the USAF despite the flaw of not making Lockheed millions

[httyd-nerd]

Kaiko: Alpheus is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life!

Commander Pyrosome: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!

[call-me-casual]

OH FUCK SHIT RUN

[companionwolf]

When in doubt, just draw Central again.