#coming back to pkmn brainrot

[septiseph]

florian, kieran, and kieran's hydrapple

(+ furret & carmine)

I like to imagine those syrpents being total gremlins lol

[lunasdreamytreats]

Size kink ! Feat. BSD, HSR, GI, PKMN AND KNY characters

A/n: I've just stopped menstruating and am beyond horny so plz accept this brainrot :)

Cws: Various male characters x fem!reader, size kink (obviously), no full smut but it's still nsfw, use of a remote vibrator, manhandling, implications to public sex and exhibitionism, near accidental voyeurism from strangers, I wrote this with my pussy and im not sorry

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He's just so much taller than you, his hands dwarfing yours as you cling onto him in public. The simple gesture seeming innocent to the many passers-by, just a couple holding each others hands as they shop; but little did they know, that each small squeeze conveyed much more than mere pda.

When you got home, however, he trapped you between the door and him, just outside of your shared apartment. His frame completely blotting out any light and casting a looming shadow over you as you fiddle with the keys.

It seems your plan to rile him up worked...

"You squeezed my hand so many times today, darling. I wonder.... were you mimicking the squeeze of something else?" His voice oozed with a playfully teasing tone that would've had you rolling your eyes, if you weren't desperate to get inside.

"P-please, you've b-been teasing me all d-day" you managed to say in a hushed tone, frowning as you looked up at him with big, doe eyes. "N-need you" you pressed your behind against his crotch, letting him feel how wet you are through the fabrics separating him from you. A low groan bubbles up from the very bottom of his throat at the action, slipping a hand under your skirt to tug at the string of the bullet vibratior stuffed inside your pussy, still running at full speed.

"Testing my limits, are ya? Even when you know fully well how easily I can manhandle you? How weightless I make you seem?" He pressed his fingers down heavily on your clit, sliding them down along with the sheer amount of slick that accumulated from his teasing all day. The obscene, audible squelching that came from between your legs as he did so made you shiver in his hold, embarrassed at how wet you got from his perverted idea.

"Tell me," His free hand lent against the door, completely caging you in; while his knee replaced the hand at your clit as said hand tilted your head up to look at him. He wanted your whole attention on him, just like he's been training you. "Would you prefer if I didn't hold back while out? Flip your skirt up in public and ravage you for anyone to see?"

Your skin burned against his fingertips as he held your face in place so you couldn't avert your gaze, the smirk adorning his handsome features a tell tale sign that he knew you were crumbling. Your fingers frantically turned the key in the lock, unlocking the door just in time for your hands to fly up to your mouth to muffle the moan that escaped you.

"Y-You shameless bitch..." you grumbled quietly, avoiding his gaze as he let your face go open the door for you like a gentleman; he's not that inconsiderate. You tried to walk normally, you really did; but with all the teasing that just occurred, your walk was more akin to a stumble.

"Want me to help you there, dearest?" His voice still had the irritatingly teasing tone as before, his fingers snaked down your back until they cupped between your legs; lifting you up effortlessly and bringing you inside.

Of course, he made sure you didn’t notice the neighbours, who’d just walked out as you were going in, and they saw nothing prior to coming out just now…. Well, nothing except for your boyfriend carrying you into your apartment in such a provocative way.

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Oh, and the sheer amount of slick coating your inner thighs, and a small wet patch on the carpet outside the door.

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Thinking of: Nikolai, Jouno, Dazai, Jing Yuan, Blade, Veritas Ratio, Alhaitham, Childe, Wriothesley, Zhongli, Volo, N Harmonica, Adaman, Douma, Kokushibo, Yorichi, Gyomeni, Tengen, + your faves/other fandoms

[cheemken]

Have some more Unova kids hcs bc why not the brainrot is real

•okay but fr tho "*didn't ask for pickles but is too shy to tell the server*" w Hilbert, Bianca, and N, and "excuse me, but they asked for no pickles" w Hilda, Iris, and Cheren

•they would play every co op game under the sun, I just know it, that's how Iris got her love of fps games cause she gets to play it w her friends

•they def play pkmn unite tho

-tho when they do play unite, the others always separate Iris and Hilbert as the two are like pros, so it's always three on one side and three on the other when they do a pvp tournament w each other

-usual teams are Hilda, Cheren, and Iris, and then N, Hilbert, and Bianca

-surprisingly enough, N is good at that game, and got every pkmn at least the green ribbon bc he wanted every one of his friends to have one

-Zoroark got a gold ribbon tho let's be real, he only ever uses Zoroark in that game it's insane

•as much as the others tease Cheren that he's like a teacher now, they do actually listen to his lectures, and would oftentimes hang out in his gym whenever they're free

-whenever he's not around, the others would always tell his students how cool and strong he is, and the kids would be so amazed bc ofc, the two Heroes and the Champion looking up to their teacher? Their Gym Leader? Ofc they'd eat that up, and they'd listen more to Cheren cause they wanna be strong like him now too

•Iris and N having that solidarity that they never had much friends, or rather didn't really have friends, when they were younger and the Nuvema kids mean so much to them bc it's the first ever friend group they had

-and really the first friend group that doesn't make fun of anything abt them and how odd they are

•Iris is that rich friend let's be real, she's Champion and her grandpa is the mayor of a city, ofc she'd have that money, and she'd just spend most of it buying lil gifts for her friends, usually Dragon themed stuff, or things that she thinks they'll like

-shes the one that goes all out during their birthdays and Christmas, saying how she's only getting the best for her friends

•N is staying w Alder now, as the others didn't just want him to fly around Unova or stay inside Plasma's old castle, and hey they all wanted to let N stay w em, but N decided to just stay w Alder instead and Alder was more than happy

-he also helps Alder in teaching the kids more abt Pokémon, it makes him happy how patient the children are and how understanding they are when it comes to their partner pkmn

-it makes him miss his own Pokémon sometimes, but he knows they're happy wherever they are

•altho Bianca would often say she's the weakest of the bunch, she's actually a really capable trainer that she got to the semi finals in the PWT

-the others did help her train, as they didn't want her getting hurt while running errands or doing research stuff

-yknow what, Bianca's Serperior deserves to have Contrary, so hey her Serperior's ability is now Contrary, as a treat

-bonus tho, Hilbert's Emboar has Reckless as an ability

•Zekrom, Reshiram, and even Kyurem would listen to Cheren, Bianca, and N's commands

-pls ur honour they trust each other so much that even their legendary pkmn would listen to the ones that aren't even their actual trainers

•Hilda and Hilbert could impersonate each other really well when they were younger, ofc now they have different body types they couldn't anymore, but they could still somewhat mimic each others voices that it honest to god still scares Cheren

-Cheren had told N and Iris that the twins always did that back then to mess w them, and "it seems you two didn't grow out of it."

"oh cmon, Cheren, it's fun!"

"you say it's fun because you two can mess with people online with it."

"yeah no shit—"

[misssleepless12]

A03 Wrapped 2023 Edition

This is technically an ask game but I'm just gonna answer some of these here bc 2023 was a super big year for me in terms of how much I wrote!! And I'm just kinda proud of my silly self hehehe <3

How many works did you publish this year? 14! I wrote for four different fandoms! Blue Lock, Persona 3, PKMN Black and White, and PKMN Scarlet and Violet.

What work are you most proud of (regardless of kudos/hits)? I've written so many things I'm proud of this year, but I'm gonna have to say riptide ! rnis in Rin's hometown of Kamakura, but I did sooo much research for it and put so much effort into it and then wrote it all in a three weeks in a massive brainrot streak hahah.

If you use song lyrics, which artist’s songs did you pull from the most? Ohhh god time to embarrass myself again but the Chainsmokers was my top artist of 2023 and I also used so many of their lyrics and songs for inspiration. As evidence above hahaha~

Pairing you wrote the most for this year? In terms of number of fics, it's rnis/rinsagi at 4! But in terms of word count, otkr/tabieita came from the back with the surprise win!

Favorite pairing you wrote for this year? The surprise contender that was tabieita hahah

How many WIP’s do you have in your docs for next year? Haha, haha.... ha. I'm sitting at five fully started/outlined ones already... oh boy XD

What work was the quickest to write? Gold Star for Effort which took me like four hours djfndkj

What work took you the longest to write? Pull in Case of Bisexual Awakening at five and a half months!

Your favorite character to write this year? Otoya Eita, my beloved womanizing green noodle ninja hahah

What’s one pairing you want to explore next year? Bris/ barousagi bug bit me recently so I know that wave of brainrot is coming!

Which work of yours have you reread the most? let's admit, without apology, what we do to each other .... my comfort fic

How many kudos in total did you get this year? 2,096! The most I've ever gotten in a single year and nearly half of what I've gotten altogether!

What do you listen to while writing? I have a bunch of character or ship playlists I made that I like to listen to! I also sometimes just throw rain sounds in the background too pfft.

Favorite work you wrote this year? Once again... Pull in Case of Bisexual Awakening! Literally changed the course of my year both in terms of my real life and my creative one writing that bad boy!

Favorite line/passage you wrote this year? He is rawer, nowadays, somewhat like when Sae first rejected him but also not. ‘Somewhat’ because he still aches all the time, ‘not’ because he embraces it. All wound. No boy. No need for anyone to stem his bleeding because Rin’s at his best when he’s bleeding, when he can be obscene, when he can destroy. - from final boys

Biggest surprise while writing this year? That once I figured out a good process for going from idea-outline-actual writing to finished product, I was so impressed with the amount of writing I was actually capable of! I've always been a notoriously slow writer, which led to me not being able to post super often prior to 2023 But I really hammered out a writing process that works for me and I did the best I could with it I think! I hope to improve upon it this year and hopefully get a better handle of keeping my word counts in check too (chronic over-writer here dkjfndjk).

2023 was such a big wild year for my writing and I can only hope I keep up the energy in 2024. It was such a blast and I appreciate everyone who supported me through all the ups and downs!! <3

[nomstellations]

ive gotten back into playing a pkmn fangame and lord i can feel it coming back to me (brainrot)

[frestoniia]

POKEVERSE HEADCANON DUMP

I still have Pokémon brainrot, and it’s given me a lot of ideas for Craig in his pkmn!verse. Not the most organized, but I’m just jotting things down as they come to me. 

Craig’s yamper was given to him as a gift from his father on his tenth birthday. As a child, he was very shy and had a hard time connecting with others, and having a Pokémon of his own helped him come out of his shell a bit.

While Craig can battle decently enough when needed, he doesn’t particularly enjoy it. He is pacifistic and dislikes using violence to solve problems, even against people who are antagonistic towards him.

However, if a Pokémon he’s working with expresses a desire to battle, he’ll do what he can to accommodate them. Enrichment comes in many forms, and for some Pokémon, battling is an important part of keeping them stimulated and happy. 

Though not a strong battler, Craig is a skilled Pokémon Photographer! In fact, several of the photos featured in Professor Jacq’s pokédex app were taken by himself, as part of a school project.

Prior to attending Uva Academy, Craig didn’t have much direction in his life. He never really attempted to do anything for himself, and always did things for other people out of a need to be useful. Professor Jacq seeing value in his photographs instilled within him with a new sense of purpose, and he made it his goal to take a picture of every single Pokémon.

Craig’s family goes on a two-week long holiday to a different region every year. So far, he has visited Alola, Kalos, Unova, and Johto. 

His favorite childhood toy is a wooloo plush his uncle won for him at a carnival when he was a kid. Even though it’s a little childish, he still takes it with him whenever he’s going to be away from home for a long time. The push's name is Lulu. 

Craig’s yamper doesn’t like being in her pokeball much, so he lets her roam freely outside of it most of the time. The only exception is when they’re travelling somewhere that requires Pokémon to be kept in their pokeballs. But he lets her back out as soon as he’s able to. 

Craig always has berries and other snacks on him, ones that are suitable for both people and Pokémon. Because hey, you never know!

If given the right nudge, Craig would probably enjoy contests. At least casually. It gives Pokémon a chance to show off their moves without actually battling!

[meistoshi]

Share with dash something you're currently into, and tell us about it! It can be a movie, a song, a book, a project you're working on, anything that comes to your mind!

other than the obvious of my rp related brainrots like pkmn & tmnt, me & a group of friends recently started a new dnd campaign, & i've been teeheeing over my pc since the dm (aka God) proposed a sequel campaign to our very first campaign together that he also ran, a spin on the sunless citadel campaign.

hi i started rambling so heres a cut :)

so that campaign ended with my pc, a firbolg ranger, entering a tree into the feywild to find a vampire that we were meant to kill, that the tree told me to get rid of, & the search lasted 40 years, only to find the fuck waiting for me in a cottage at the bottom of a dead volcano, & the trip back lasted 30min, during which i let him monologue his life's story to me. then i tried to kill him & he asked me if i really had to, & i admitted that nah i kinda don't give a fuck???? but if i let him go he might kill my fam along the way so :/// & he said nah idgaf abt a dozen firbolg in some forest i'm chill. so i let him go. & exited from my companions' pov 5min after entering. & lost 11 levels worth of experience points coz i rolled too low to remember everything from my time there, left only with the sense that home is safe. &, as per the campaign quest, we went back to town to like. report back on the sibling sitch, & found out the mayor got beheaded & drained of blood while we were getting back. my guy parted ways on the way to waterdeep because uh. he didnt wanna be there anymore, & the other two got celebration drinks at the yawning portal. cool.

SO. THE SEQUEL. PROLOGUE. ENTER NERVA FERRO, A TIEFLING FIGHTER BOUNTY HUNTER. has been tasked with figuring out hey uhhh whom the fuck killed the mayor & axing 'em. takes a while to find someone with connection to the thing, to find clues, but eventually he finds my previous pc :) no hesitation, no questions, kills him. the remaining clue is of the other two pcs, so he learns where they are, finds them in waterdeep, scopes em out, but they've got important positions in the city, can't just drag em out of the picture. & there's still the question of how involved they actually are & what of the killer??

we're five years later now, & we have a clue to the killer, they've been killing more in the same way, it's a big deal by now, there's an expedition beyond faerun to find the fucker, & i'm part of it. i've been spying on the two pcs this entire time, i know their schedules & routes. & that's sort of where we are right now, & we have 2 more players joining for this campaign, the same two that were along for the campaign i ran, & i am so hype about it :)

we've only had one session of this so far, so it's been set-up for now, but tomorrow is session 2 & ehehehehehehehe

also here is the man (one eye looks Normal coz it's en ersatz eye i got handed at sesh0 & needed to figure out how to incorporate into Character Relevance)

bonus The Concepts (im keepin the colors from the 2nd one smile)

[missionel]

i want to continue pkmn platinum but the unova brainrot keeps coming back ough

[meistoshi-a]

👁️👁️

[giggly-squiggily]

Hewwo! I got the Pokimans Arceus Legends Brainrot and I was wondering if you got any headcanons for Laventon? 👉👈 I... Very much love the him and your pkmn tickle headcanons are the literal best in the whole universe soooo <3c

Aww! Thank you, I appreciate it! 🥰 I love Laventon, so this was a joy! Headcanon coming right up!

-Dad. Laugh. This man’s got such a jolly dad laugh! Its full of adorable wheezes and “ehehehe’s” between halfhearted “noooos!” And “ahhhhh!”s! It’s so freaking charming!

-Doesn’t fight back at all in tickle wars- he just kinda lays back and let it happen. If he’s feeling especially shy he’ll try to pull his hat over his eyes, but that often leaves him open for even more tickle attacks! Rei especially likes to target him.

-His worst spots are his belly, sides, and neck! He’s fairly tall, so it’s not hard to get behind him and start tickling if he’s getting nervous or rambling too long about the various Pokémon he meets.

-He gets ticked by Pokémon a lot! Especially the starters he always has on him. Sometimes the weather gets cold so he’ll gather them up in his jacket- but that only results in them inadvertently tickling him! Don’t be surprised if you see him struggling to stay still when you come to deliver your Pokédex updates!

-For all his goofiness, his actual tickling style is quite strategic! He has a knack for finding his victims tickle spots along with any other sensitive areas! He’s a big goofball- Pokémon jokes and puns are his favorite thing when tickling someone! His signature move is to trap his targets! “Oh, Rei? Could you look at this?” “Akari, be a dear and hand me that tea box? Yes, the one on the third self.” “(Y/N), could I trouble you for a hug?” Once you fall for it, your set for a good ounce of tickles!

-Post tickles with Laventon are full of hugs and “Jolly good”s! He loves to make others laugh- especially given how hard things are for our main characters. If he can bring some happiness to them, he will :)

I hope these were good!

[cheemken]

Knight, anything you’d like to say about the champions? Or just Diantha and Geeta if you don’t want to do all 🎤🎤🎤

Ough the Dia and Geeta brainrot is so real but I really should write more stuff abt the champions too, but still tho, Dia/Geeta would probs have more stuff here hope that's cool uvu" hahaha

Anyways ouo

•Geeta def caught a Carbink for Diantha for her 18th bday as a gift

-Dia cried like no shit and thanked Geeta for it, saying "this is the best gift I ever got, thank you, ma lune ;A;"

"mi sol, you're,, you're kinda holding them a bit too tight—"

"I'll take care of them I promise ;A;"

-she wanted to name it Diancie, after her own lil Carbink who she lost, but she knows it's for the best she doesn't

-since then Diantha is always seen around w Carbink following besides her, making a promise to herself that she's really gonna take care of it, she's not gonna fail this Carbink too

•That Carbink honest to god hates Leon just as much as Diantha does and it's really no surprise

-the champions visit Kalos this time, Leon meets Diantha's Carbink, said Carbink used Rock Slide (a weak one don't worry) on him and he's all "what the hell?!"

"oh, sorry, they don't do well with strangers"

"I've been here ten separate times how am I still a stranger?!"

"maybe he just doesn't like you"

•anyways speaking of Leon and Dia, do you see my vision when I say that they're the most ♠️ coded pairing in my hcs (the Homestuck girlies will understand this hahah)

-like, the song I Can See You TV by Taylor Swift? That's Dia and Leon's song right there

•since Cynthia and Lance both like Dia in my hcs, I wanna imagine them like fighting for her attention maybe hahah

-like yknow trying to one up each other

-Geeta actually helps Cynthia, telling her the stuff Diantha likes so Cynthia would have the upper hand

-Steven helps Lance out bc he honestly pities him at this point—

-Iris and Hau helps Cynthia bc ofc they would, they've had enough of her gay ramblings everytime they play Orrecraft together

-Wallace just wants to see how long will it take for Diantha to actually notice bc as smart as she is, she's really really really fucking dense when it comes to someone liking her romantically

•yknow w that, I do wanna add that Diantha really has troubles on figuring out romantic love more than anything

-bc for one, she grew up watching the marriage of her parents fall apart

-two, she's an actress, she sees all the drama regarding celebrity romance all the time, sees what happens behind the cameras and how those relationships seems and are fake

-so hey, the only stable relationship she ever had in her life is the familial one w her brother and the platonic one w Geeta

-tbh she's really scared to actually have a legit romantic relationship w anyone, she thinks it's gonna end up like her parents' relationship and it'll get messy, and she'd rather die than to become like any of them, driven by bitterness and anger over the other bc of a miscommunication

-she does want to try to have a romantic relationship w someone tho, she really does, but it's that fear that's holding her back from doing so, and since bc she's so used to platonic love, and since Geeta is also that affectionate towards her, she thinks Lance and Cynthia's advances towards her are just them being nice the same way Geeta is

•the Diantha brainrot is so real isn't it, anyways yeah Diantha loves musicals but she doesn't sing that much

-Wallace has a really good singing voice but he almost never sings too

-Hau would often prompt them to sing whatever they want when he brings along his Primarina, saying that even if they're off key, it's fun to sing w friends around

-so the more Hau brings his Primarina, the more Wallace and Diantha would sing w them too

-Geeta just loves hearing Dia's voice, and even brought along a Skeledirge one time and the two pkmn had a lil concert of their own

•yknow since they do have lil champions meetups and such, imagine if they all have that one region they don't like visiting hahah

-Lance doesn't like visiting Paldea for obvious reasons, he also doesn't like to visit Alola that much bc of the weather. He doesn't understand how Geeta and Cynthia could wear all that black under the Alolan sun

-Steven doesn't like visiting Kanto and Unova that much, he does like going to Sinnoh tho

-Wallace doesn't like Sinnoh at all, altho Hearthome is a good venue for contests, he just doesn't like how that region is so,, mountainous

-Cynthia hates Kanto but likes Johto, she will never admit that to Lance since she actually likes visiting Blackthorn

-Iris doesn't like the vibes in Kalos, she just puts up w it for Diantha. Majority of the people she meets there are low-key elitists, and even Diantha admits they are and she also doesn't like them

-Diantha hates going to Galar and if anything she'd try to make up excuses to not join champion meetups when it's set in that region

-Hau doesn't really hate any of the regions, he just hates it when they stay at a cold place like Icirrus, Snowpoint, Snowbelle, etc

-Leon hates Kalos but for different reasons, he has to admit tho the food there is amazing, desserts especially

-Geeta doesn't like going to Hoenn, and also hates going to Kanto/Johto for obvious reasons too hahah