#come on girl

[futurehunt]

ship whatever you want but one thing i can promise you— SJM will be giving us at least ONE scene with a vanserra fucking like there's fire in their blood. i trust in my queen to not let us down.

[soahbee]

I officially have a "rivals" girls!!

I found out that one of my colleagues student is seriously interested in R and you know what's funny?! That the girl basically hates me because I'm so close to R and that she said she won't let me take it from her. HAHAHA

Excuse me??????? How can I take what isn't even yours...girl?😉

[la-grosse-patate]

Summary: After one successful expedition, Roger and Isabel land in a safe spot to asses the damage, refuel and admire... the... sunset ☀ Wordcount: 875

If Isabel had any more coherent thoughts left in her brain, they died on that damned aircraft carrier. Either squashed under dozens of pairs of motocross boots and beefed up cars, or pulverized by highwaymen bullets and rockets. And despite the tranquility of their hidden safe spot, the constant sizzling of her abused eardrums only seemed to get worse

With one shaky hand placed atop her still racing heart, she was glad to see that Timber was in much better shape than her.

“A few bullet holes here and there,” Roger’s voice echoed from behind her, where he knelt next to his beloved helicopter, “but nothing La Grosse Patate can’t handle.”

It was good news, right? Sure, she could walk away with permanent hearing loss, but they all made it through. Timber was alright, Roger was alright, La Grosse Patate... Had new ventilation holes, but by the grace of God, they were all fine.

Right?

A light chuckle escaped her throat, though it carried no amusement.

Rush would scold her, give her the ‘I told you so’ speech. Tell her that the risk wasn’t worth the reward. And even though the last few minutes of her mission were a blur, fragments of what had transpired at the lighthouse during her and Timber’s frantic escape were slowly starting to come back to her.

The captain didn’t expect shit to go south so quickly. One minute she was sneaking around, playing deadly ninja, the next she was running for her life with that stupid fucking package. And waiting for Roger to come pick her up felt like the longest two minutes of her life.

Maybe Rush was right, after all.

Still in flight mode, still high on adrenaline, she felt as wild as the sky looked.

Hues of pink and orange graced her tired eyes, and she felt the corners of her lips turn upwards. Happy to see that mother nature still did her thing. It was like she knew just what Isabel needed in that moment.

But as she stood there, admiring the show of colors, stars and clouds, she failed to notice Roger slowly making his way towards her.

“Enjoying the view, captain?”

Her dumb smile dropped from her face faster than Nana’s victims.

Come on, girl.

Scrambling to find two brain cells to rub together, “Yeah, it’s... nice,” was all she could muster before bowing her head in shame and defeat.

As the pilot came to stand in front of her, she felt her neck getting warmer. How he managed to turn her brain to mush in a matter of seconds was beyond her. She was pathetic.

“You did great back there, chérie.”

Suddenly, the sand beneath her feet became absolutely enthralling.

“You should have seen Timber,” she deflected, trying her damned hardest not to let the blush creep higher than the scarf around her neck. “He tore their asses to shreds. Shreds, I’m telling you.”

Proud of herself for finally forming a somewhat proper sentence, she lifted her gaze to look for her canine companion. For a distraction.

But instead of keeping her mouth shut, she opened it again to ramble some more.

“It was a total massacre. Timber went for their faces everytime,” she beamed like a proud mother. “Couple guys even threw themselves into the water to run from him, but I’m pretty sure they met an even worse fate,” she nodded to herself, staring at the ground. “Sharks, y’know?” she elaborated, meeting the man’s eyes to make sure he understood what she meant. “There- there are sharks in the water there and...”

When the puzzled look on his face turned to mirth, and his boisterous laugh filled her still buzzing ears, she felt as if the weight of a thousand aircraft carriers lifted from her chest.

“Besides,” she ventured with renewed confidence, “you did all the hard work. Flying us all the way here, I mean... that’s a lot of unslept hours, and stress, and...”

Roger shook his head, and she shut right up.

“Seeing you kick ass gives me all the strength I need, Isabelle,” he assured her. A gentle smile still tugged at his lips. “And when that truck exploded, it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”

Fuzzy memories replayed in her mind, rewinding to the exact moment she discovered those crates of fireworks and rigged the highwaymen truck that carried them. That was, in fact, a genius move on her part. Funny how she totally forgot she did that.

“En fait, the second most beautiful thing,” he corrected.

Isabel made a face. How dare he downplay her work, her craft and her tactics, when she’d just infiltrated the enemy stronghold, outsmarted the most dominant faction in the region and stole their most precious resources gosh dang it he was smiling, he was smiling at her, why was he smiling at her?

Once her face started flushing, there was no stopping it. And when she felt her ears burn, she prayed with every fiber of her being that the deeper orange shades in the sky did a great job at concealing the color in her cheeks.

Come on girl.

“You know what, I agree. This... sunset,” she scoffed, gesturing towards the view in front of them. “You don’t see this everyday. God really said ‘bless this day in particular’.”

Decided to draw the most simple thing ever to try and get myself back into shape. I haven't touched my graphic tablet in a very long time and my skills have gotten a bit rusty. As for my writing, well... English is not my first language.

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@noodlecupcakes @raresvtm @titiagls @inafieldofdaisies @cassietrn

[manulpika]

He has an immense lunatic asylum all under his own care, but like, should he?

[pocketseizure]

I think what makes Princess Zelda such a strong character is her ability to maintain her dignity in the face of adversity. Since she was a young child, she spent hours in prayer every day. She was given no guidance and often forced to endure extreme conditions, all for the sake of Hyrule. When Zelda’s power failed to manifest, she pursued her own means of aiding her kingdom. Still, when the king repeated the slanderous rumors about her and ordered her to stop, she was able to bow her head and accept her fate.

It’s worth noting that Zelda’s power is the ability to seal evil. She can’t enter the Sheikah Shrines or even wield the bow of light. Instead, she learns to accept that her role is passive, and she endures her pain until the hero is ready to fight on her behalf. What’s impressive about Zelda is that, although she occasionally complains to Link, she is ultimately able to rise to her duty with grace and composure.

Silencing your voice and repressing your emotions in order to be acceptable in the eyes of all the people watching you is a totally normal and healthy thing for a teenage girl to do, as I’m sure we all agree.

Therefore, when the ruins of Hyrule Castle are covered in oozing goo that wells up from underground and giant eyes that constantly watch Link, this is totally The Calamity and definitely not the manifestation of Zelda’s own repressed rage and frustration as expressed through the medium of Ganon.

[colorthecosmos444]

i’m seeing my boy JXDN tonight and i just shaved my whole fucking body like a hairless cat my delulu self thinks I’m getting LAID tonight 😫

[eighthman-bound]

The TARDIS really is the most fragile thing in the universe around newly regenerated Doctors

[sapphonest]

I keep listening to this song.

NICOLA. BE SO FR RIGHT NOW.

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Alana’s putting a heck of a lot of faith in the privacy of this video chat platform.

And on the platform containing neither auto-transcribe, nor AI-meeting-notes-summarization features she’s forgotten to turn off.

I mean, I’m not a lawyer, but I would just… usually err on the side of caution when it comes to using digital or telephonic communications to explicitly state your intention to commit felonies.

[ryanthedoctor11]

So, my friend @lylaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and I were having a normal conversation, and while we were talking about an in joke about Ratchet and Clank she actually said in complete serious, not even noticing she did it "I can nyot look at Ratchet and Clank the same way again"

[dudeshusband]

"who's the singer? sounds like rick"

girl. you know it's rick. you've heard him sing before. we all saw it.

[soahbee]

Lol Girls...my bestie informed me that while I was not at school, the *rival girl* went into action. IM NOT MAD IM NOT 🙂🙂

[1shimaru]

told the cashier I didn't want jalapeños in my order and she went "uh huh", then reminded her again when I didn't notice it pop up on the screen n she went "okay, yes, here's your number, thank you for ordering!" and I still got jalapeños >:'(

[tardis--dreams]

It's a concert day and I am not in the mood- sad

[welleducatedinfant]

frank iero I love your music but can you write a single bass line with standard tuning please

[pjunicornart]

How much do you wanna bet my girlfriend is gonna request Qolo x NaJ PJ art for Valentine's Day on top of the stuff I already have planned for her?

She's been obsessed with it for a good week now.