#combining my two main interests into one mess of a headcanons post ajkfjkfjgl

[ggyutea]

BTS as a D&D Party

Seokjin

SUPER Stressed™ cleric

“I’m not healing you if you put your foot in that lava”

“BuT yOU’re tHe CLeriC!”

Probably an elf or half-elf

Definitely has the highest charisma in the group

In charge of strategy, fights with Taehyung when planning

Probably does some kind of accent for his character

Also the dice hoarder...too many shiny click-clacks

Yoongi

Plays a rogue because being a magic-user seems like too much work to him

Stealths and disappears at completely random times

Gets super proud whenever he gets the killing blow on something

Likes scaring the shit out of NPCs

Super intimidating most of the time but gets super soft when interacting with a child NPC, an animal, etc.

Acts like he doesn’t care too much about the campaign but secretly cares the most

Gets distracted by the background music

Hoseok

Hobi would be the dungeon master, 10/10

He’s REALLY good at sound effects and NPC voices

However, it’s very easy to get him to break character and laugh at something one of the party members does

Feels really bad whenever one of the PCs goes unconscious in battle

Makes the party fight a sentient broom just for lols

Has 14657 playlists for any possible scenario

Dramatic™

Namjoon

Joonie would definitely play a druid with how much he loves nature

Probably panics during combat because he’s so gentle

Has the most creative ideas for problem-solving

Gets distracted by the flora and fauna of the environment at any given moment

Collects flowers in-game

Peacemaker of the group, basically the mom friend

The glue that holds the chaotic party together

Without Joon they’d probably all be dead in a couple sessions, max

Jimin

This man is obviously a bard

Flirts with every single NPC to annoy the shit out of Hobi

Falls out of his chair way too often

Knows the least about D&D and has to constantly consult Taehyung

Very animated in describing what his character does

Consults Jin on puns he can use for Vicious Mockery and other verbal spells

Gets the most outwardly emotional about the campaign

Taehyung

Tae definitely gives off magic-user vibes, most likely a wizard

Knows the most about D&D out of the whole group

Super uptight about the specifics of the rules and mechanics of the game

Tries to be strategic

Has a familiar named Yeontan that the rest of the party is obsessed with

Makes friends with everyone, even the monsters

“I’m out of spell slots”

Jungkook

Overly aggressive fighter

THE RECKLESS ONE

No regard for his own hit points

Jin’s main stressor

Will fight anyone anywhere

Has his character get tattooed in-game for some reason 

Somehow manages to roll SUPER well most of the time

Superstitious about his dice

Has a dice jail just in case he rolls low (god forbid any crit fails)

Steals Jin’s dice