#combat robot approaches and calls your motorcycle foul asmr
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The machine swivels its head from the stranger to the machine he was, presumably, riding into the city on. It's probably intimidating, watching a heavy, armed robot stomp toward your location, compacting the sand underneath it. But it did not attack.
Instead, it turns back to the motorcycle, employing its laser system to scan the smoking vehicle. ... It speaks.
[Diagnostic analysis complete. Status of vehicle: Inoperable.]
Well. Duh. The robot turns back to the stranded stranger.
[Possible causes: Excess of foreign material in valves. Faulty carburetor. General lack of preventative care for current environment.] ... [You appear to be stranded.]
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