#colonthreemorty

[colonthreemorty]

alright. uh. me and @emorty are on our way.

- @msc137

AHH IM SO EXCITED!! I HAVE AN OUTFIT ONA ND EVERYHTIN SND I HAVE GIFTS AND!

[presidentpawn]

🕯️ -@colonthreemorty!!!!!

🕯️ - rp meme

"An interesting Morty, certainly different from those I have seen before. I am fascinated with any Morty put in the effort to find skills outside of Rick. Their tech is impressive, the monitor on their wrist eerily similar to my own. They'd be a useful ally if I ever got close to that group.

He is... another example, where his relationships with friends is odd. I don't really understand, yet I can't seem to look away. I am envious at how they make themselves heard in a group of people, the way he gets along with others so easily and continues to be kind. I see it with the others, but I can't ignore it when it comes to him.

Overall, he is incredibly smart, something I can respect from any angle of his situation. His defensiveness when it comes to Ricks is annoying, but something I can look past as we aren't close and it doesn't come up very often."

[mortricken]

My Evil Morty design!

The name "Effie" was suggested by @colonthreemorty on my rp blog, @emorty. I also like using the names Em and Eve for Evil Morty. Em uses any pronouns, but prefers they/them. They are bi and genderqueer.

I LOVE the left and rightmost outfit designs, but I only like the shoes on the middle outfit. I'm proud of the colors on all three, though. I redesigned their portal gun because their gun in the show is UGLY!!!

[emorty]

thank you again for taking care of me this morning, it was, yknow, really nice. (do you think maybe you could hide that whiskey bottle?)

um, so, i was thinking, since colon three morty cant come close to me, maybe we can video call them? since you guys seem to be close, and i was kinda wanting to get to know him more, it might be fun! if youre up for it, i mean.

- @msc137

Oh, um, sure. That's actually a really good idea. @colonthreemorty, what do you think? I know it isn't as good as seeing us in person, but it's better than nothing, right?

[msc137]

oh my god. oh my god?? holy shit. holy fucking shit oh my fucking god they made me a yellow portal gun!!! @emorty and @colonthreemorty made me a portal gun that can go outside the curve!!! i can go anywhere now!! all on my own!!!

and theres- oh my fucking god thats so fucking sweet theres an "E + M" engraved in a heart on the handle!!!

oh my god. oh my god.

thank you, both of you, so much. i hardly even feel like i deserve it, you guys both figured out how to break the curve on your own, and i just get it handed to me? i dont know what to say. thank you. thank you thank you thank you.

[colonthreemorty]

Thought I might show off some of my tech! I don’t do cybernetics inside my body but I do have a few exoskeleton ones, this is my wrist monitor and it controls anything from the lights in my house, to my weapons! It’s super cool! I’m typing this post from it currently! It took me about a month to make and the coding languages I used were arduino, c++(thank you Beefsaw for this suggestion!), and elixr! It only works when it’s on my wrist so don’t be thinking about trying to steal it for my weapons okay! just wanted to show this off :3 I love tech!

[colonthreemorty]

Please don't hurt yourself. I've already nearly lost C. If you do something to yourself, my life will be fucking over.

- @emorty

[[ a click can be heard signifying a voice recording beginning ]]

“eff, I’m not hurting! I’m completely fine. this message is not prerecorded. nothing will happen to me, I promise. we’ll be out of it soon! everything will be a-okay! it always is!”

[colonthreemorty]

Silliest/funniest thing Skittle's done recently? And Effie?

i was hanging out with skittle recently and i left to go put water on the stove to make some loose leaf tea for the both of us. i walk back in to see her playing on my fucking cat tree, she just looked at me and started turning profusely red and hid his face in his shirt. fucking adorable

and with effie i found it silly when i walked into her researching all the different types of catnip and their effects. she seems to be intrigued by how i’m effected by catnip.

[colonthreemorty]

I’m scared. I don’t know what’s going on. I always know what’s going on. Fuck.

No algorithm could’ve predicted this.

[colonthreemorty]

aw geez. C137 and uh Effie invited me over for a movie night! I made them a gift… it’s primroses in a pot I made.. it’s protected with my prototype technology. i hope they like it.. I really do..

[colonthreemorty]

admit it. you want the dinner to go wrong. you want morty to fuck it up so badly effie only wants you back. we can all see right though your lies.

what! why the fuck would i want that! effie and skit are people i care deeply about and their relationship matters to me because it makes them happy. im not fucking lying!! as much as i like having effie over that doesn't mean im wishing bad things on them? i wouldn't lie to eve. ever.

[colonthreemorty]

Hello Kitty.

Like the game so far?

@primessrick

Fuck you. Fuck you and all that you live, and die for. You. You have no reason to do this to him. Your little protection deal better make it so that Eve can’t hurt herself either. This isn’t a fucking game. I CARE about them more than anything in the world. Leave Effie and Morty alone.

[colonthreemorty]

hey whats the gift you guys are making for me?

- @msc137

it’s a surprise!

[colonthreemorty]

sorry i was so, i guess, distant and tense yesterday. it wasnt anything you did and there wasnt much you couldve done to make it better. it wasnt your fault, i promise. im sorry that i made movie night less fun because i was all in my head.

how do you feel about playing a few rounds of trivial pursuit while we wait for effie to wake up?

- @msc137

no dude, you didn’t ask to have flashbacks. It’s not your fault you weren’t feeling great, trust me. it’s okay!

and FUCK YES! I have some headphones so we can use the app since Effie can’t be the game master, they look so peaceful when they sleep. You both do, like none of your problems ever hit you, like you’re in a field of snow and nothing else matters. I’ll make sure to leave them a note to tell them that we’re in the kitchen so they don’t freak out when they wake up!

[colonthreemorty]

fucking shit. I said stop looking for me. I’m going to sleep, if I even can, I’m turning off my phone. goodnight. not goodbye. Good. Fucking. Night. god this piece of shit bottle of whatever I had isn’t doing me too great, feelin’ a little loopy.

[colonthreemorty]

Hello! Haha I-I'm new here could I offer you a can of Morty O's? haha T-they're delicious!

- @getgetyourmortyos

absolutely not. i am not eating dead morty.