#colby ferrin

[bennymiles]

Curtis Adams in the flessshhhh... or, rather, in the top hat and suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your money... most of it was *deep breath* the silent investor's property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The border world, Regina, is in our control, for the time beeeeiiiiing, thanks to yoooouuu. Quite a nasty discography you've managed back there, I am impressssssssed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Adams. I have recommended your talents to my eeeeeeeeeeeeeemployers *deep breath* and they have authorized me to offer you a record deal they agree with me that you have limitlessssssssssssss potentiaaaaaallllll. You've proved yourself a decisive man, so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested just sign on the dotted line and I will take that... as a yes... Otherwise, well... I can offer you a rap battle (against Colby) you have no chance of winning... rather an anti-climax after what you've just accomplished. Tiiiime to chooooose....

[arthurknopper]

SwiftUI Pinned Views Tutorial

SwiftUI can provide a PinnedScrollableView inside a ScrollView. These pinned views act as a sticky view and can be applied to a header or a footer. In this Tutorial a pinned view will be used as header inside a LazyVStack. When the VStack is scrolled vertically the pinned view will “stick” to the top. This tutorial is build with Xcode 12 and iOS 14, which can be download at the Apple developer portal.

Open Xcode and either click Create a new Xcode project in Xcode’s startup window, or choose File > New > Project. In the template selector, select iOS as the platform, select App template in the Application section and then click Next.

Enter SwiftUIPinnedViewsTutorial as the Product Name, select SwiftUI as Interface, SwiftUI App as Life Cycle and Swift as Language. Deselect the Include Tests checkbox and click Next. Choose a location to save the project on your Mac.

In the canvas, click Resume to display the preview. If the canvas isn’t visible, select Editor > Editor and Canvas to show it.

In the Project navigator, click to select ContentView.swift. Change the code inside the ContentView struct to

struct ContentView: View { let teams = [ [ "Al Ferrin", "Valentin Diggins", "Odis Troutman", "Alexander Geise", "Tyrone Stringer", "Mitchel Grosso", "Aldo Catchings", "Xavier Tynes", "Michel Tripoli", "Spencer Courter", "Bradly Liner", "Rueben Touchette", "Rusty Castenada", "Rudolf Dorfman", "Colby Bhakta" ], [ "Jonathan Wyse", "Max Huber", "Sergio Greaney", "Lincoln Pazos", "Donovan Ringer", "Dominique Garbett", "Mickey Foltz", "Courtney Mcandrew", "Jasper Zwilling", "Nicholas Aquino", "Devin Tunney", "Dewitt Coover", "Clement Speelman", "Romeo Lindner", "Rodrick Threlkeld" ] ]

A team Array property is created each containing an array of team member.s Next add the body property

var body: some View { NavigationView { ScrollView { // 1. LazyVStack(spacing: 10, pinnedViews: [.sectionHeaders]) { ForEach(0 ..< teams.count) { index in // 2. Section(header: headerView(index)) { ForEach(0 ..< teams[index].count) { member in // 3. Text("\(teams[index][member])") .id(UUID()) .font(.title) } } } } } .navigationTitle("Pinned Views") } }

A LazyVStack is displayed inside a Scroll View with a pinned View property of type .sectionHeader

A custom HeaderView will be used to display the section header

The members of the team will be displayed as a Text View.

Next, implement the headerView(_:) method

private func headerView(_ index: Int) -> some View { Text("Team \(index + 1)") .padding() .foregroundColor(Color.white) .font(.largeTitle) .frame(maxWidth: .infinity) .background(Color.blue) }

The Team number is displayed with a white foreground color and a blue background color. Go to the Preview Pane and press the Live Preview Button. Scroll the Team members vertically. the header view will be pinned at the top.

The source code of the SwiftUIPinnedViewsTutorial can be downloaded at the ioscreator repository on Github.

[mycerealbowl]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkGth6Q7WMc)

I love this video, it’s such a powerful testimony. and i usually hate rap, but this is super fantabulous, possibly one of my favorite songs. 

[bennymiles]

[Lost recording of an unreleased interview between Nardwuar and Unkle Adams]

N: Unkle Adams! So great to see you!

UA: Thank you, so happy to be here, next question

N: Okay! I have a gift for you!

[Nardwuar takes out the original Original hat, Unkle Adams seems uncomfortable]

N: What can you tell me about this hat?... The original Unkle Adams Original top hat!

[Unkle Adams doesn't reply, just looks at him with a serious face]

N: The mormon saga! The emperor penguin!

UA: Yeah... I dont... It's not good to keep memories like these

N: Oh, I understand. Like the memories of Boozetune!

[Unkle Adam's face has no expression]

N:Shot of moet, shot of cris, shot of...

[Nardwuar puts the microphone close to Unkle Adam's face]

[Unkle Adams sighs]

UA: Jaeger.

N: The original Boozetune! Now tell me, what kind of gothic rapper GETS noticed?

UA: I don't feel comfortable with that... Persona anymore

N: I bet Spyte doesn't want to remember either! E2!

UA: Woah uh... How did you know about that whole...?

N: You're Unkle Adams, we HAVE to know! Now, what can you tell me about this piece of paper?

[Nardwuar proceeds to take out a sheet of paper that holds Unkle Adams accountable for $365,000 Canadian dollars in debt]

[Unkle Adam's face turns bright red in fury and storms off]

N: Wait! Unk! Doo doo loo doo doo!

[Unkle Adams stops at a bus stop and takes barely enough bus change out of his pocket, the crew isn't allowed to film in the bus, so the interview is classified as cancelled and never released. In an attempt to contact Unkle Adam's manager, Curtis Adams picked up, shouted at the crew to let him enjoy his peas in peace, patted himself on the back for that rhyme for a solid 20 minutes, and hang up. The number was blocked.]

[bennymiles]

The year is 2019

An era of antiquity. The first ferret wars and the TUAEG oppression of OGPosting niblings took place. Unkle Adams was at the pinnacle of his power. Having decimated the entire ferret nation of Utah in retaliation for orchestrating penguin attacks on Unk and his queen Babema, only one ferret survived - Colby the Ferret. But Colby was a prophetic ferret. He knew that Unkle Adams had enemies who could destroy the entire planet. During the same timeline, the precious lore items and artifacts were stolen away from Unk's unrequited OGposting niblings, who were forced to live a life of destitution. Despite the suffering inflicted by Unkle Adams upon all niblings, his delusional narcissism, hedonistic tendencies for going on raw benders and a tempestuous feet sniffing addiction, Colby believed Unkle Adams could defeat two of the planet's biggest threats: the dreaded white supremacists Cleetus and Tom MacDonald.

Cleetus is the little brother of Unkle Adams, both being the sons of the same goblin father who sold their souls to the goblin gods for a lifetime supply of free Tim Hortons stepped tea served with a side of infamous goblin delicacy, the Pæ Wørtër™. They grew up in Regina, the goblin province of Saskatchewan. It is often believed that Cleetus was self-indoctrinated into white supremacy when he was at least a million seconds old. They were best buddies growing up, sodomizing every wives they could. This brotherhood seemed eternal until something eerie happened in 2017

Cleetus was punished by Unkle Adams for doing 10 KKK shows in an hour and burning all of his omelettes, causing an egg crisis throughout Regina. When Cleetus found out that Unkle Adams had written the prophecy to "Change the World" and "Die One Day", by collaborating with his special minority friends, Cleetus felt betrayed. Also, in his "At Least A Million" memoir, Unkle Adams accused Cleetus of being a white supremacist and told his loyal follwers to understand that it was NOT him that caused the genocide of the Australian aboriginals. Cleetus vowed revenge on Unkle Adams. He began plotting the entire takeover of earth and establishing it as a single universal white ethnostate.

Fast forward to 2030. At the top of the huge monolithic tower of what used to be the headquarters of The Unkle Adams Entertainment Group in Regina, sits Cleetus and Tom MacDonald. Being enthroned as the corporate rulers of the entire white planet ethnostate now under "The Hangover Corporation", they annihilated everybody except the loyal supporters of Tom, the truest whiteboys who were oppressed by the libtards for centuries. Only a handful of niblings and Colby managed to survive by escaping earth using the magic kangaROOS light-up flying shoes. They decided to take refuge in Mars. When they landed there, the surface was moist and red. They slowly began to sink under it but were saved and held under captivity by the local Martian police. When they were interrogated, the cop called the administrator of the Martian regime to check out the niblings. When the administrator approached the door of the prison cell, the niblings heard something familiar. The guards were singing an historic song about being original. When the administrator finally arrived, the niblings were dead shocked. Silence ensued for five minutes because the administrator was none other than the Nephilim lord Thomas James Arelis Carpenter aka TJAC, who escaped earth before the niblings. In this short time, TJAC managed to not only colonize mars, but also turned all Martians into his slaves, now called the #tjacarmy

TJAC stared at them with an evil sadistic grin and repeatedly started saying "Unkle Adams" while performing pull-ups on the prison cell top bar. When Colby reminded him that Cleetus and Tom MacDonald were ruling the earth, TJAC was filled with rage. He led all the niblings into his secret dungeon, where he showed them a cryogenic tank. The niblings were shocked to see Unkle Adams in it. TJAC told them that he had been waiting for them to come so that the #tjacarmy can launch an attack on The Hangover Corporation. Unkle Adams was finally defrosted. When he woke up, he was mumbling incoherently about feeling inspired. He became appalled by the presence of fellow niblings at first but understood everything later. Unkle Adams offered them help but only if he gets to smell Babema's feet. TJAC told Unk that he forgot to save Babema but instead, he saved Jared Robinson, unfreezing him. Unk was more than happy to smell Jared's feet and thus, the fight to save planet earth began.

The time had come to strike. The #tjacarmy launched an earth invasion and began to attack HOGC target sites in full force but were instantly destroyed by Tom's air force. Unk wore his nibling's precious kangaROOS lightup shoes, ate the highly nutritious Nephilim beef lasagna soup and went to battle with Tom's airforce. He destroyed all the aircrafts in mid-air and landed on the roof of the monolith. When Cleetus came to fight him, Unk suddently pondered the techniques of Mistress Miranda and managed to torture Cleetus' cock and balls so hard that he fell dow the tower and died. Tom MacDonald was enraged. But before Tom could do anything, Unkle Adams showed all the HOG worshippers the album artwork of "If I Was Black", which proved that Tom MacDonald was a fraud. When his true colors were revealed, Tom said that he was a social experiment conducted by Harvard. The HOG worshippers were so hurt that they dispersed and were reduced to crystal meth, along with Tom. Unkle Adams then took the mic and started rapping "This is for my nation, this is innovation This is demonstration of the dedication, I can put in place when I am feelin’ patient, I torch beats like the burners on my space sh..."- before he could continue, Jared interrupted Unk and told him that he needs to record a new song, since his rap was ages old. Jared managed to milk out at least a million dollars from Unk and increased his debt to $1,227,000. The new track is called Original 69. As soon as Unk finished rapping the verses of his new song, a bald vegan demon ascended from hell and gave the song a NOT GOOD rating. Tears rolled down Unk's cheeks as he started running away. "Hey Adam, where are you going?" asked Nichole. "Vietnam. I have been drafted" replied Unkle Adams, never to be seen again.

[bennymiles]

Unkle Adams, we love your soul, sister! But this week your look left us...lonely.

Colby Ferrin, you wear your heart on your sleeve, but the judges weren’t feeling your Holy Spirit.

Unk, Colby, I’m sorry my dears but you are both up for elimination.

~

Two queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come, for you to lip sync for your life.

Good luck, and DON’T fuck. it. UP.

[bennymiles]

Nardwuar vs Unkle Adams 2021 interview

*Nardwuar jingle starts playing*

N: Who are you?

U: I'm Unkle Adams and I'll soon be winning rap awards.

N: Unkle Adams. Welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada!

U: Thanks for having me here man. It's deadly out here. Queen city represent.

N: Right off the bat Unkle Adams, I have a gift for you. A 2019 "The Conventional Path" CD signed by Colby Ferrin.

U: *gets irrationally uncomfortable* I've never heard of this man. Is this a rock album?

N: Unk, but your OriginalPosting nephews enjoy this record.

U: *surprised pikachu face* What? who told you about this?

N: I am Nardwuar. Of course I have to know.

U: *prepares for rant* So for over a year, there has been a group of trolls. Trolling all of my accounts. Pretending to be fans. But really they have sinister intent. M'kay I've let this go on for way too long. When it first started happening, I thought "ah It'll just die off, I mean nobody has that much hate in them do they? But these people obviously did because they kept going and going and going and going over a year of trolling on my accounts, bullying my fans. The group is called OriginalPosting. They pretend to be fans but they're actually trolls who wish bad things on me.

N: Unk, what can you tell me about Colby Ferrin?

U: *gets angry* Please stop actin' like you're any more than a dude who's wearing a hat (So true ya).

N: Well, at least it's good to know that you get along with Anthony Fantano pretty well.

U: Oh yeah man, I called him all bad names before but I'm now in many memes with TheNeedleDrop.

N: Speaking of memes, I have another gift for you. A 2019 1000 gecs record signed by Laura Les and Dylan Brady themselves.

U: Oh wow. So yeah, this Dorian Electric something put a video of them dancing to Original, which I think was amazing. Dylan and Laura sent me an email telling me to send my vocal stems to them and Dorian. Because of the coronavirus thing, it's gonna take a while man. (Continued in the comments)