#cofagrigus fucker

[pkmn-smashorpass]

we will never forget you cofagrigus fucker...

RIP

[just-absolutely-super]

(Different anon) (pokeverse)

After finishing the details of the plan, the heel grunts make their move to capture the "Wild Cofagrigus"

Grunt 1: okay, you read?

Grunt 2: yep, as soon as a rando shows up, i battle them, then when the Cofagrigus appears, you throw the Master Ball we illegally printed, no mon can break out of that!

The two grunts quiet down after that as they see Lan walking, Grunt 2 steps out

Lan: ugh, not you again,,, wait where's your partner?

Grunt 2: We're on different assignments, let's battle *throws out a Slither Wing*

Slither Wing: "time to fuck shit up!"

Lan: let's go, Pikachu!

Pikachu: "i want some pika-snacks"

As the battle goes on, Pikachu & Slither Wing are evenly matched, suddenly Mega shows up by Lan's side.

Grunt 1: now's my chance *throws the illegal Master Ball*

The Master Ball hits Mega, then opens up, once the arc of energy apppears, it wraps around Mega,,, however the energy breaks, and the Master Ball drops on the ground without it's target

Grunts 1&2:,,, huh!? Nani the Fuck!?

Slither Wing, Pikachu & Mega:,,, this feels anticlimactic

Lan: ...

Grunt 1: H-How?! How could this have happened?!

Grunt 2: I don't know! It should have been fool proof! It's a master ball!

Lan: Did you two...

Grunts 1&2: Eh?

Lan: Did you two...JUST TRY TO CATCH MY MEGA?!?!

Grunts 1&2: EHHHH?!

Lan: PIKACHU! THUNDER! MEGA! SHADOW BALL!

The combined attack blasts the grunts off

Lan: AND DON'T COME BACK OR IT'LL BE ME YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH!

Mega: *gives Lan headpats* There, there, their plan didn't work. I'm right here

Lan: *flips off the sky where the grunts flew away* Fuckers

[calciumcryptid]

{ Aizawa Shouta }

Aizawa Shouta - Eraserhead

Quirk - Erasure

Pokemon:

Liepard named Majesty

Confagrigus named Shi

Luxeray named Fucker

Umbreon named Dosei

Greninja named Gensui (Shiny)

Banette named Banshi

Arbok named Stinger

Crobat named Zigu

Absol named Disaster

Aizawa has a yellow belt around his waist that contains his pokeballs.

Aizawa is known for sleeping inside of his Confagrigus, while still sleeping inside of the sleeping bag.

Aizawa usually only has Majesty and Dosei out at home.

Aizawa allows his Pokemon to come out when they please, and it isn’t uncommon for them to come out to meet his new students.

Disaster has deadly accurate intuition about his students, and will make his displeasure known. This has lead to the expulsion of many students, and eventually Mineta.

Students also fear Disaster because they're afraid Disaster will reveal that one time they did something awful even though most of the time Disaster just wants some scritches.

The Eevee was a gift from Yamada.

Aizawa's and Yamada's Pokemon get along, but not as great as their humans. Though Zigu and Noibat are best bat buds.

Majesty is Aizawa's first Pokemon and also a little dramatic shit. She is the embodiment of that cat that stares you down while they are preparing to push of that perfectly good glass.

{ This Scene }

Midoryia scanned the room that would be his first class each day.

A sarcophagus sat propped against the wall, intricate blue and gold designs ran throughout the ancient casket’s exterior. It was behind the teacher's podium so he didn’t have the heart to try and move it.

He was sitting in one of the empty chairs and waited.

Several minutes passed, during that time the bell rang.

More minutes passed.

More.

“Uh, where is the teacher?” Midoriya whispered to Uraraka.

Uruaka shrugged, “I don’t know.”

The engine dude from the exam let out a sigh, and walked to the front of the classroom. The rest of the students watched as he knocked on the sarcophagus. In a flash, shadow hands whipped out from it and towards him. He was able to move out of the way in time, and the class sat in horror as the sarcophagus rose upwards.

The lid of the ancient casket opened to reveal a man with several scarves around his neck and a black bodysuit. Yellow goggles hung around his neck as well as a yellow belt. He walked out and onto the floor.

“I’d advise you to not wake me up,” he said. “You're lucky that it was Iida.”

He went to the podium, “Alright, I’m your teacher Aizawa, and this is my partner Shi. As you can probably tell Shi is a Cofagrigus. We both have methods of containing you if you or your Pokemon get a bit anxious. It would be best not to test that.” He sighed, “Get into your training clothes and head outside.”

Uraraka raised her hand.

“Yes?”

“But sir we will miss orientation!”

“My class, my rules, and Nezu can bite me.”

Aizawa opened the lid again, “Get to it, we don’t have time to waste.”

He shut the lid, and the Cofagrigus floated out the door.

[starglewcrossing]

Where’s the monster fucking catagory

Some of my Pokémon hot takes

[pkmn-smashorpass]

If cofagrigus doesn't get a sweeping smash then what are we even doing

ABSOLUTELY CORRECT

[pkmn-smashorpass]

I’ll miss them forever. Our bond was brief, but they were one of my earliest, biggest fans. I respect their decision to deactivate, even if I’ll never understand the reasons. Love you Cofagrigus-fucker

[pkmn-smashorpass]

You know with these kinds of things I usually only see the polls getting tons of votes but the actual blog getting little to no engagement. All the anons (and non anons! Cofagrigus Fucker our beloved) constantly voicing their beliefs or opinions on these fictional little things are always so funny and I appreciate you all, you weird little Pokémon smashers and passers (esp you mod <3) o7

Omg you’re gonna make me cry 😭 I love everyone who interacts with this blog it’s so fun!! You’re all amazing ❤️

[pkmn-smashorpass]

we will miss u forever cofagrigus-fucker </3

RIP forever

[pkmn-smashorpass]

thank goodness you're back idk what id do if this blog didn't make it to cofagrigus

They have to know we’re out here. That we still love them. That they are cherished

[pkmn-smashorpass]

The OG cofagrigus-fucker post 🥹

I’m sorry but showing my face in a Pokémon smash or pass blog would be irreparable to my stunning reputation as someone not following a Pokémon smash or pass blog

Yeah that’s valid actually

[pkmn-smashorpass]

If you’re not voting smash on cofagrigus then are you really living? Choose the right option

You’ll know when the time has come.

In honor of cofagrigus-fucker

[pkmn-smashorpass]

at least deoxys anon had their day... rip cofagrigus guy

Cofagrigus-fucker lives with us

[pkmn-smashorpass]

RIP @cofagrigus-fucker-deactivated20 you were my biggest and best fan. Deactivated too soon. Ily