#codaw

[fortheplotnot]

Jack Mitchell | Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

I am so weak for those blue eyes.

[starry-elliott]

Fanart for my totally popular fandom🤪 please I need more Advanced Warfare content, I'm deprived. I've been into this game for 5 years bro 😭🙏 also I've never made a Tumblr post until now, kinda nervous ngl 😔

[toshkakoshka]

based off a dream i had (to an upcoming fic on ao3 near u!)

[boxofthings]

so that was a lie lmao we ain't getting a sequel to cod:aw either this is truly the darkest timeline

bro it's been 9 years activision please

[davekat-sucks]

youre right davekat sucks. im tired of this fucking fandom, their double standards, how they prove daily that they are delusional and dont read the fucking comic and then say shit like "meenah defends mituna from ableism queen shit <3 #bestiesss"

so here is their fucking savior queen being a hypocritical condescending infantilizing ableist asshole to their pwoor helpless defenseless bwaby that never says bwad words like slurs mituna. i even put the worst parts in brackets and took off his quirk for the dumbasses that dont know how to read.

MEENAH: forget the highfive [i dont wanna be responsible for you hurtin yourself] MITUNA: GO FILLET YOUR NOOK MEENAH: dude you are foul and unpleasant as ever MEENAH: [thought dyin might have took the edge off but guess not] MITUNA: KISS MY CHAGRIN TUNNEL YOU SKANK ASS CUMBUCKET

MEENAH: hey tuna you want to help me go kill [haha i cant even finish this question while staying serious] MITUNA: NO BUT WHAT I DO WANT MITUNA: IS TO MANTAIN PRECARIOUS BUT MOSTLY SUSTAINED BALANCE ON MY TIGHT ASS FALLDOWN SLAT MITUNA: MAYBE GRIND DOWN ON SOME SHIT #SPORNTZ MEENAH: what will you grind on MITUNA: I VOLUNTEER MITUNA: THAT THING TO BE MITUNA: YOU

MEENAH: [dont let the haters get you down *kid*] MITUNA: FISHY FUCKEY BISQUE 4SS HAG MEENAH: oh well yall cant say [i didnt try to treat you nice] * MITUNA: mime - "you tried" gold star MEENAH: ey! MEENAH: [i should be the one to condescend to YOU] with that mime MEENAH: [what considerin your uber flagrant mental probs] MEENAH: you be shells of aggravatin captor

MEENAH: man MEENAH: [a girls gotta have fuel for her pimp ride know what im sayin] MEENAH: like MEENAH: [i probably took care of him good] MEENAH: [you know how it is someones gotta take care of the guy anyways]

(Took care of him so good that HIC tortured the psionic to death and raped him.)

MEENAH: dogg before you even start with your junk i just wanna point out i can barely understand a word you say MITUNA: IM SORRY MEENAH: like between your codawful quirk MEENAH: [and your variety of weird conflicting speech impediments] MEENAH: [and the fact that even aside from all the shitty numbers you stick in words youre still misspellin half a what you say] MEENAH: i just gtfu MITUNA: BITCH WHY D0NT Y0U SHOVE MY RAD INJURY PANEL INTO YOUR NASTY SEXUAL PRIVATE PART OF PREFERENCE MEENAH: thank fuck you were never a major playa at least from my personal vantage over the course a this ridicu huge narrative  #way minor character yo MEENAH: [probably woulda offed my shellf even schooner if i had to hear you talk much] MITUNA: ..,.,..,,...,..,.,.

> It's Mituna!

[D'aw,] looks like he's all tuckered out under the brain tree.  [#Falling is hard work!]

Here's also the videos of the convos mentioned above, for those curious. Also 22:43 and 37:21 on that same vid up above.

[djsangos]

now, honestly… If you could go back in time knowing what you know now, how much would you do differently?

ohhhh geez thats a doozy

depends on how far back

but id change a lot

like a fucking Lot

id take better care of myself while i was still healthy i wouldnt just follow gramps's every order to my fucking breaking point hell i might not have even followed him down the sewer to get yoinked into a cod damn child soldier militia to begin with honestly

even further back if i couldnt take my siblings with me to inkopolis id at least try to keep in touch with them and bring them over when i COULD take care of them instead of just fucking leaving them both there with our codawful dad without even saying goodbye

so fucking much

like im content with where my lifes at now i know i cant redo my mistakes and ive got to live with that and ive made the best of it but if id had the foresight when i was younger there was so much pain and bullshit that couldve been avoided

[djsangos]

oh hey leo

im doing okay now

i did talk to my friend earlier and like obviously 1 conversation isnt gonna fix all their problems but talking through it at least seemed to get them feeling a little better

like im still gonna be concerned about them thats just in my nature but nobodys dying were all good

how did shopping go

@djsangos

hey Captain! how are you hanging in there? ❁

[9-istol]

I FINISHED WATCHING CODAW AND OHMYGOD. im sorry i cant stop thinking about the campaign, i loved it so much!! ♡

ive never seen anyone talk abt aw yet, or maybe im just dumb but it was SO SO GOOD!!

me to codaw bc im totally gonna hyperfixate on this campaign . . .

[fortheplotnot]

William Robert Irons

Born: 13 May 2033 Died: 10 July 2054 Age: 21 Height: 6'1" (1.85 meters) Hair: Brown Eyes: Green Status: Killed In Action (K.I.A.)

[damashi-ihsamad]

You’re doing gods work 🩷🙏🏻 if there are no CODAW fans left… baby I’m dead.

Even if the whole world forgets about Advanced Warfare, I won't. If the game won't have any fans left, I'll still continue to create content for those who may come in the future. It may be a drop in the ocean, but a tiny spark can ignite a flame, so I will continue to hope.

I like to think that somewhere beyond the game events, maybe after the finale (oh, I hope so) Mitchell just had the quiet happy life he no doubt deserved. So here I am, with an imaginary slice of this quiet life.

[gidchell420]

smoochies ٩(˘◡˘)۶

[toshkakoshka]

yeah no im not leaving this fandom until everybody hears about my agenda

[whaleofatjme1920]

Obviously you are gonna be getting a couple from me because they are open but we are gonna start off strong here,,

You wanna talk about Ilona, talk about Ilona. Give me some headcanons about, maybe what she would be like with s/o as well. I got you into AW and I want to know your takes obviously.

Dating Ilona

[GN!Reader]

[AN: here we go!]

Reblogs are appreciated!

I think that Ilona is biromantic and demisexual with a HEAVY preference for women. She's like 99% into women, 1% into men.

SO, what's dating that woman like???

Surprisingly I don't think she's all that romantic in the sense of PDA and whatnot. She's not hands off but she isn't smothering you with affection either.

Her affection is very subtle. She'll hold your hand, generally have a hand on you, but she's not going to be making out with you in public.

Ilona is very joking and sarcastic in her relationship!

She has LOTS of nicknames for you in Russian, both joking and sweet.

She will play fight with you (no that's not my own biases peeking through)

LOVES to cook Russian comfort foods for you.

She wants to teach you Russian as well. If you speak any other languages than English, she's going to want to learn from you as well!

She's a space heater! Please cuddle with her! Ilona NEVER gets cold or hot! She's surprisingly great with handling extreme temperatures (though she does NOT like summer).

She enjoys picking you up at random times.

Ilona always has to drive. Always.

She says 'I love you' in her native tongue, never that much in English. She finds it more genuine for herself in Russian.

[livef1sh]

You know what they say: What happens in the caves stays in the caves. Because once you go in, you're never coming out.

If you think I'm decent company, the people you hang out with on the regular must be codawful.

Well, you do you. If you suddenly stop posting, I'll be sure to let everyone know you died in a cave somewhere.

Well, damn. I didn't expect you to look it up.

I was hoping you'd ask so I could say, "Never go caving."

But I think the purpose of not going alone is for the kinds of situations where you might run into any cave dwellers.

Speaking as a former cave dweller myself, they're not always friendly.

[djsangos]

🧠You're a fucking codawful DJ. Just the worst dude on the scene. Can't make a good mix if your life depended on it.

You're just scrolling on your phone when the thought hits you, and you scowl. "Motherfucker," you mutter, and go to get your laptop. You're gonna make a mix so good it'll make your stupid broken brain cry. That'll show it who's the best DJ in Inkopolis.

[pesterloglog]

Meenah Peixes, Mituna Captor

Act 6, page 5308

MEENAH: dogg before you even start with your junk i just wanna point out i can barely understand a word you say

MITUNA: 1M 50RRY

MEENAH: like between your codawful quirk

MEENAH: and your variety of weird conflicting speech impediments

MEENAH: and the fact that even aside from all the shitty numbers you stick in words youre still misspellin half a what you say

MEENAH: i just gtfu

#give STRAIT the fuck up yo #uncle motherglubber

MITUNA: 817H1CH WH4Y D0N7 Y0U 5H00V3 M0Y R4D 1NJURJY P4N3L 1N7H0 URR N457H7Y 53XXXU4L3 PR1V457 P4R7H 0RF P3R3RF3R3R4NC3

MEENAH: thank fuck you were never a major playa at least from my personal vantage over the course a this ridicu huge narrative

#way minor character yo

MEENAH: probably woulda offed my shellf even schooner if i had to hear you talk much

#really too bad since you got the bestest fishiest name of anyone #38(

MITUNA: ..,.,..,,...,..,.,.

MITUNA: 50RRY