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suddenly a dark cloud of cocksmoke engulfed the room
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Raph: Oh fuck!
Leo: Uh Raph, we're trying not to curse in front of Mikey so if you could not-
Raph: Oh, I completely understand. What words were you trying to avoid? Is it things like hell, damn, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cock face, dick face, dick head, dickwad, cocksmoker, cock sucker? What about words like tits, pussy, twatch, snatch, clitface, cuntface, thundercunt, dipshit, douchebag, dumbass, dumbfuck or dipshit? I'm sure you're trying to avoid words like bullshit, bastard, bitchtits, buttfucker, asshole, asshat, assclown, asswipe, jackass, shithead, shitface and whore, right? Are we counting words like piss, cum, cum dumpster and cum guzzler?
Leo: Um...
Raph: Oh goddamit! I almost forgot about fucker, fuckface, fuckstick, fuckwad, fuckboy, clusterfuck and of course, motherfucker. Are these all the kind of words that you're avoiding Leo?
Leo: Uh, yes, I guess any of those are what we are trying to stay away from.
Raph: Okay, well, good luck with that.
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: the most popular girls in school#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#raphael#leonardo#michelangelo#swear warning#alot of swearing
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Recreated #omu #wedding #bride #bimbo #my IQ is sooo much lower than it was #like over 10 thousand Men in my head omigawd YES #tanned #stupid #faithful #Patriarchy #Cumbank #Cocksmoker #Manhole #dlg #these holes r open 4 lesbian rape too if my Husband n Master commands it #plzfukme #fukd by 10K Men in all my holes and tits 💖
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Oh, I completely understand. What words were you trying to avoid? Is it things like hell, damn, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cockface, dickface, dickhead, dickwad, cocksmoker, cocksucker? What about words like tits, pussy, twatch, snatch, clitface, cuntface, thundercunt, dipshit, douchebag, dumbass, dumbfuck or dumbshit? I'm sure you're trying to avoid words like bullshit, bastard, bitchtits, buttfucker, asshole, asshat, assclown, asswipe, jackass, shithead, shitface, and whore, right? Are we counting words like piss, cum, cum dumpster and cum guzzler? Oh, goddamit! I almost forgot about fucker, fuckface, fuckstick, fuckwad, fuckboy, clusterfuck, and of course, motherfucker. Are these all the kind of words that you're avoiding, Saison?
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i love you jay from jay and silentbob. thats right..dante is a cocksmoker...
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DICKHEAD FUCKFACE COCKSMOKING MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE DIRTY TWAT WASTE OF SEMEN HOPE YOU DIE HEY
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I know at least a couple of you know the source of these quotes.
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Wisconsin: Oh, please. You wouldn't hurt a fly.
Illinois: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.
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New York: Oh, I completely understand. What words were you trying to avoid? Is it things like hell, damn, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cockface, dickface, dickhead, dickwad, cocksmoker, cocksucker? What about words like tits, pussy, twatch, snatch, clitface, cuntface, thundercunt, dipshit, douchebag, dumbass, dumbfuck or dumbshit? I'm sure you're trying to avoid words like bullshit, bastard, bitchtits, buttfucker, asshole, asshat, assclown, asswipe, jackass, shithead, shitface, and whore, right? Are we counting words like piss, cum, cum dumpster and cum guzzler? Oh, goddamit! I almost forgot about fucker, fuckface, fuckstick, fuckwad, fuckboy, clusterfuck, and of course, motherfucker. Are these all the kind of words that you're avoiding, Gov?
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Gov: Who the fuck are you?
Wyoming: Who the fuck are you?
Gov: I asked you first.
Wyoming: I asked you second.
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Florida: Alright, Cali, that's it, I'm done. You have crossed my last line. Congratulations! Because from here on out, I will not sleep until your life is completely fucked. I am the king of revenge, California. I've eaten faces, ruined people's social lives, and I fucking ripped a girl's arms off! But all of that is going to pale in comparison to what I am going to do to you. Mark my words: I will destroy every part of your life. I will not stop until you are sitting alone in a dark hole, thinking over and over again, 'Why did I ever fuck with La Florida?"
#its short#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#incorrect quotes#wttsh#wttt#california wttsh#new york wttsh#wyoming wttsh#florida wttsh#gov wttsh#Wisconsin wttsh
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My fellow Aussies… what is one of your go to insults?
Mine is cocksmoker.
(It means dickhead or idiot for those who aren’t Aussie)
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🚽🚽🚽🚽 brrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
I WILL FUCK YOUR DAD YOUR COCKSMOKING FUCK
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won’t be around for a while. didn’t kill myself. might not come back
smell ya later, cocksmokes
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where theres cocksmoke theres fire
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There are trans men with dicks
There are trans men with hairy bodies
There are trans men who can't or don't menstruate
There are trans men who are cis passing even when naked
So please, for the love of God, consider whether what you're referring to is really "AFAB people" or if it's "people perceived as women," "people who menstruate," "people with vaginas," etc. etc.
Also the next cocksmoker who puts "AFAB only" in their dating profile when they mean "cis women and pre t trans mascs/trans men".... might as well write "just here for pussy from someone i think of as a girl" and leave it at that!
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"Fuck you cocksmoker!"
“You can run, but you can’t hideeeeee!” The monster chasing you calls out. But the monster doesn’t know that you are a marathon runner and so you just keep on running.
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Bored, have an incorrect quote for a character that hasn't appeared since the pilot that has Brittnay Matthews from MPGiS as her head canon voice in an old ass video from Viv 🤷♀️
Crymini: "Oh, I completely understand. What words were you trying to avoid? Is it things like hell, damn, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cockface, dickface, dickhead, dickwad, cocksmoker, cocksucker? What about words like tits, pussy, twatch, snatch, clitface, cuntface, thundercunt, dipshit, douchebag, dumbass, dumbfuck or dumbshit? I'm sure you're trying to avoid words like bullshit, bastard, bitchtits, buttfucker, asshole, asshat, assclown, asswipe, jackass, shithead, shitface, and whore, right? Are we counting words like piss, cum, cum dumpster and cum guzzler? Oh, goddamit! I almost forgot about fucker, fuckface, fuckstick, fuckwad, fuckboy, clusterfuck, and of course, motherfucker. Are these all the kind of words that you're avoiding, Charlie?"
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#crymini#hazbin hotel crymini#crymini hazbin hotel#hazbin crymini#mpgis#angel dust mentioned to cherri bomb that charlie didn't want him using “problematic language” in the pilot so 🤷♀️#charlie hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie morningstar#charlie magne#wonder if viv forgot about her or if she's gonna be appear in the background next season#or if she'll be promoted to “actually voiced character” just like baxter 🤔#this is also my first time doing one of these “incorrect quotes” things
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my dad’s new favourite insult is cocksmoker, which he has taken a liking to since my cousin used it to describe my other cousin’s new father in law, which to be fair is a very adept term to describe said father in law
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