#cockatiel shirt

[dianeramic]

I make silly shirt designs sometimes, here's a few mockups I made using them.

These can all be found on my RedBubble here!

[ruthlesslistener]

The birds are fighting over me nature is healing

[de4dlyniightshade]

I’d really just like to request your most feral Spencer Reid headcanons. SFW, NSFW, raunchy, tame - whatever. Just your like “I will fight anyone who disagrees, they are fact” type headcanons.

(Because I reread all your headcanons and love every single one)

I BEEN WAITING ON SOMEONE ASKING THIS! i've also just been meaning to make a hc post.

i was gonna split them into nsfw and sfw but they just ended up all mixed together 0-0

submissive and breedable spencer truther til i fucking die i'll get him pregnant don't play with me.

loves messy kisses like spit running down his chin, tongues down each others throat, desperately gripping at each other type of kisses.

maybe just me projecting and taking what mgg said as gospel truth but i fully believe that spencer loves a curvy woman, not even just for sexual reasons he also loves to rest his head on a nice big pair of boobs or thighs.

speaking of, boob guy! shamefully, but still a boob guy! adores groping your boobs whenever he can and would have your boob in his mouth 24/7 if he could, has literally fallen asleep with his head under your shirt and your nipple in his mouth.

munch! like the biggest munch ever, loves nothing more than coming home from a long day and burying his face between your thighs or having you ride his face.

knows full well that toys are his teammate and not his competitors and has no insecurities about you using toys on yourself or owning any.

does not care how well groomed you are, if you asked him what he preferred he'd be like??? it's literally none of my business???

needs lots of reassurance during sex, he just likes to know that he's doing good and making you feel good throughout the whole thing.

doesn't like talking about his sex life, especially with derek, no matter how hard he pressed and pries spencer wont let anything but the bare minimum out.

i imagine he's more drawn to a commanding woman, someone who will take the lead and teach him because of his inexperience and finds that he actually loves being dominated and hardly has any desire to dominate you.

really vocal! even though i've already said it like twice he just is, i can feel it in my bones, he's just such a whiny little baby and can't help but moan loudly any time you're touching him.

is completely against the idea of road head until you do it while you're on a long drive and it both changes his life and almost ends it bcs he swerved into the other lane which was luckily empty.

still gets shy when you kiss him in front even the team even years down the line.

learns to cook so he can make you breakfast whenever you're staying at his apartment.

on the same lines, lovesss morning sex, just that feeling of not wanting to get out your warm bed into the cold air, savouring the warmth in the best way possible.

had no idea what queefing was real until it happened and he was like genuinely so fascinated rather than disgusted.

i feel like spencer would own a bird for sure, not just bcs of gideon but he did help him realise how cool birds are which made him get one, probably a cockatiel or parrotlet with some silly name like dave.

all bark, no bite. likes to act a big game in front of others but the second you're alone he's begging and calling you mommy.

loves nothing more than waking up before you, pressing a kiss to your forehead before carefully and quietly getting out of bed to make you breakfast with the intention of bringing it to you but when you wake up before him and sneak up behind him to wrap your arms around his waist he can't help but melt.

very open to experimenting further down the line, anything you want to try he'll try at least once, except for blindfolds on himself, would be completely open to blindfolding you though.

loves public touching, not outright sex but he'd love when you subtly brush your hand over his crotch or take a handful of his ass in a public place.

teaches you how to knit and cries when you actually make him something like a sweater or even just a hat bcs he realises that's why you wanted to learn in the first place.

can't ride a bike.(this is definitely me projecting bcs i can't but i just feel like he can't okay)

lana enjoyer!!! especially if you are, he just wants to understand all the things you love and if you love lana so does he, he'd love to hear you ramble about your favourite songs and would take note of them and listen to them asap and tell you he loves them even if he didn't like some that much bcs he loves how happy it makes you.

wouldn't want to introduce you to his mother too soon but if you ended up meeting her by chance he'd be sweating buckets in case you didn't get along but you two just bond over your adoration for him and he's just so happy about it.

probably took a while to warm up to physical touch in the beginning bcs of his germophobia but when he finally does he regrets not doing it sooner.

washes his hands every single time before touching you sexually, not even for his benefit, he just wants to be as safe as possible with you.

loves elvis and almost proposes on the spot when you offer to dance with him to can't help falling in love, secretly sheds a few tears while you waltz around his apartment in your pyjamas.

okay i've definitely left stuff out that i've thought of but this is long asf so i'll leave it there😭

[swlyf-24]

Colour Conundrum

"No!" Logan screeched, his arms flailing around as he dove towards Oscar. "You cannot wear these two together! Are you colourblind?" He grabbed the two pieces of clothing out of Oscar's grip as he threw them back onto the growing pile of clothes on their bed. Almost nearly their entire bed is filled with clothes that acted as their new bedsheets as the closet was emptied out. "What? It's nice, no? Yellow and grey." Oscar huffed out. He was sick and tired of this game of choosing and 'oh, no that won't do!' then back to the pile of clothes.

"Even a child with a pair of eyes would be able to see that it would clash together! Do you want to look like a worse off version of a cockatiel?" Logan swung his hands around as beaded sweat littered his forehead. They were just going to meet Oscar's family! (And maybe they were just sick of him but) Oscar's family rarely minded what he wore to dinner.

"It's just col-"

"No! The contrast in yellow and grey's emotional and temperature qualities can and will create a visual headache which means that people would stare at you. Imagine the headlines!"

Logan gasped horrifically as he is whisked into another frenzy.

"Formula 1 driver, Oscar Piastri, seen what looks like clothes which colours are imitating those of a cockatiel. McLaren seen signing another driver to replace Oscar!" Logan shouted out, his feet burning as it seemingly dug a hole with the pacing he did. Oh, what is the fans going to think? That Logan would allow such a horrid choice of clothing? Not on his watch, no it won't!

"I could turn up naked and they won't even bat an eye." Oscar defended. So what if his clothes did not match? It is his own clothing choice!

Logan felt as if his world had collapsed—the sun burning the world as the moon became an asteroid coming at full speed towards their apartment. Oscar's yellow button up shirt might as well be the sun with how bright it was! He wringed his hands together as their carpeted floor kept on burning his feet.

Logan dug into the mountain that covered their bed, now covering their floor with clothes. It was not only when Oscar heard a muffled scream of joy did he finally look at the mess.

"Wear this!"

"I am not going to look like-"

<-

Maybe Oscar was relieved that Logan had picked out his clothes. But he would, of course, not voice it out. Oscar was surprised to see a glint in his mother's eyes as he wore the selected outfit. With a hand on his back, he was quickly ushered in by his mother who said; "What a handsome young man! Surely, you're my son? Oscar Piastri?"

It was a pleasant surprise.

All the time he and Logan spent with Oscar's family, it made him almost forget about the mess they had at home— a closet-full of clothes on their ground and bed.

They still had an hour until then, so technically, it wasn't present time's Oscar's problem to fret over.

->

"I am never letting you into my closet again!" Oscar shouted, his clothes was even seen on the top of the curtains! At the top!

And Logan's response?

A laugh.

[thedawningofthehour]

This is Angel's infamous 'bath dance.' Cockatiels do this in shallow waters or rain (or the shower, which to their knowledge is rain) to get the water into their down feathers and clean out all their bird dust.

Angel does it on my boobs. Where there is no water. So he just gets dust all over me and my computer and whacks me in the face with his wings.

My shirt literally has a big white mark on it now from his nonsense.

[veggiegrinder]

A cute sticker design of 4 fat round cockatiel birds stacked on top of each other. Available on t-shirts, prints, mugs and more.

My shop: www.teepublic.com/user/saradaboru

My Cockatiel Stack T-shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7115019-cockatiel-stack

[eucidianlyendless]

Okay, how do I do this,

Let's see uh

Okay I have nothing to copy and paste really, so I'm just going to write from scratch. Bear with me.

Hiiiii I'm Edmund Endless. I'm 18, as of last February. Seems important to put out into the world.

I'm a little weirdo. Or, well a tall one according to some people (is 5'8" tall?), But either way, I fully admit that I am in fact rejecting the term normal when it comes to my identity. I'm in fact very eccentric in between the fact that I consider things like slacks to be casual pants and almost always wear some kind of Hawaiian shirt out in public because I like the design of a short sleeve button up with desgny stuff, that definitely counts.

As far as hobbies go, I've had a bit of time to accumulate some, such as being an artist on paper and digitally, a rudimentary writer in the works, and then I look cooking and playing Minecraft (I am most certainly not a gamer but that will hopefully be something I can work on)

I also like to dress super femme [though, also, I see clothing as a thing all should be able to enjoy free of gendered norms, sooo-]. So far not anything huge since I'm working on getting a job as we speak, but once I have money flowing in, I plan to do more. I think skirts, fishnets, and makeup are all amazing things, and that's not even the start of it.

Edit: I've been considering Gothic Victorian attire... I think it's also called Gothic Lolita? Outfits I've found look cute and i wish I had them now-

Anyway, as mentioned in my blurb at the top, I am neurodivergent. As far as I know I Do have an official diagnosis but I don't know where they are because I was not the one who got them- but anyway I have Autism and ADHD. I like to think of them as additional overlays over my brain (I imagine ADHD as like the weird additional RAM space over with my left hemisphere for example) that have a few drawbacks but generally make me who I am. Everyone is a unique individual and I think that's one of the best things ;]

Formerly I was a proud owner of a surprisingly old cockatiel whom I love and cherish- he got to be 31, nearly 32, this year. And throughout the last summer, I also care for two cats- neither of which have any problem with my bird. Usually it's more a concern of if he'll bite them lol

Since my birds passing I've adopted two rescues who needed a new person and while they're not fully tamed yet, we all enjoy each other and I hope to further the bond with time and effort.

Anyway it's a fair warning that because of that I may or may not understand certain social cues, sarcasm, certain jokes, etc. I definitely understand text tones a little better even before people started employing the /srs or whatever stuff, but it's better to put that out there. I can also be a little blunt, but between autism and experiences, I do try to not be harsh if I can.

Anyway I'm running out of long things to list so I'm just going to put some additional facts down here

- I currently have at least one experience working on an alpaca farm, and as a result I have a couple vague understandings of the stuff that goes on there and why they're quite profitable.

- I really really want to dye a bit of my hair hot pink. I think it would be awesome and very outside the box. [Edit: I DID IT! I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN eventually]

- I like scary stuff and I like silly stuff, and I especially like it when both are involved. Mainly because I see a lot of the same humor nowadays and horror doesn't always phase me (I was one of those kids who got into FNAF when I was younger so a lot of the feeling of being scared over those kind of things desensitized me a little.)

- I at one point wanted to be a YouTuber as a career, but most likely that will not happen due to the ridiculousness of the platform not likely going to mesh very well with my vocabulary at least half the time consisting of Fuck here and there- which is to say I will probably still eventually get back into that because I wanted to post things on there too.

- I've been getting into baking and I really want to try to make creamy jalapeno popper stuffed chocolate donuts from scratch. I also want to make a pizza from scratch :]

- I love Legos and I like making transformers out of them when I can figure out how to do it.

- I like music that is either from the 50s jazz era, older rock, shitposty songs, and then will wood. I/me/myself babyy :D

- I have read the entire Twilight series and shamelessly admit that I used to think it was the coolest thing when I was younger. Not So much Anymore.

- I'm a big fan of books by Rick riordan, James Patterson, and other obscure artists that right strange cool stories- such as The hitchhiker's guide which I also read the entire trilogy of four books.

- for some reason my default thought to looking cooler involves spikes and leather and you know I can't entirely say why. But I think it makes anyone look instantly cooler to be dressed in at least a cool leather jacket and heeled matching boots.

- I am in fact the person behind the two projects R.O.O.T and Enduralt. The former (Root) which I work on more because that's a long-term project and an original project. The other one (Enduralt) was just something me and an old friend kind of jumped back into for fun and I figured I'd keep the ball rolling as long as I can since I felt like it deserved to have its ideas shown in some capacity.

- I have a C shaped spine last I checked. It doesn't affect a whole lot as long as I'm careful, but I think it's an interesting fact to mention.

- through very roundabout means I am related to Johnny Cash, but not by blood.

- at some point I really want to have the space to build the model of an old car but retrofitted for modern road safety stuff since nowadays you need to have at least a partially electric car to drive on the road. I'd like to have mine look nice and cool.

- this probably should have gone upwards by the cake idea but I really like mixing foods together and at some point I intend to create my ultimate burger I've always dreamed of.

- also my favorite color is magenta and I am frustrated that it is hard to find that color in the kind of clothes I like to get because if I could I would have a lot of nice sweaters and skirts and stuff in magenta and it would be amazing-

Anyway, that's all I can think of right now, so unless I something start reblogging and adding more to the list, that's everything relevant. Feel free to ask more about that stuff and I'll tell stories like the weird uncles/dad friend that I am to people.

How the hell do I pin this-

[lisadoduwuwow]

🫐💜Meet Leela!💜🫐

Leela - a very serious and charismatic woman and on the other hand a little lazy lol, ready to hit anyone who dares to offend his brother John, a very big fan of Minecraft and a little bit of Sonic. Hates licorice you can say that Leela is allergic to licorice. She is very good friends with Mark and Matt because since she has been friends with them since childhood, Leela also communicates very well with Elena and coda Rockwell.

Elena belongs to a Man - @lynniezdoodles

Coda Rockwell belongs to Man - @purple-striped-shirt

Leela, like Jon, does not understand sarcasm. Leela hates Turkish TV series very much because she considers them uninteresting. Leela's zodiac sign is Gemini and his birthday is somewhere in June, Leela can speak a little Russian since her father is Russian (of course not as good as I would like, but Leela can say simple and easy words in Russian lol)

Leela is transgender and Aroace by orientation, and due to the fact that Leela then turned 18 years old, she realized that she did not want to be a woman, well, I mean that Leela feels more masculine than feminine. and for this Leela changed gender and never told her parents and Jon about it because she was embarrassed to talk about it. Leela has a pet cockatiel parrot and his name is Nessie, Leela also takes care of him and loves him. Leela works as a photographer and makes good money from it, I mean Leela has enough money to buy food or clothes for herself, sometimes Leela just gives a certain amount of money to her parents or John so that they don’t need money.

Leela hardly takes off her mask, this is due to the fact that Leela has a burn on her face and a little on her chest and back, which can be said to be like a scar, this is as a result of one incident in childhood, then Leela was still little, this was as a result of a fire and for this Leela received very serious burns that were never healed, and this is precisely why Leela is very afraid of fire, this is almost the only thing that she is afraid of.🔥🔥

fun fact: then Leela was 18 years old, she had to fly to another city to finish college and study a little at the institute, and there were more opportunities for Leela to work somewhere in the future, and Leela herself studied excellently at school just for herself, and then Leela graduated from college and a little bit of college (and she was 28 years old at the moment, as you all know) Leela finally decided to return to her hometown and create such a small surprise for her parents and his brother Jon, here’s a picture of where John is very happy to see his older sister! :)

Me☝🤓:

[violetsees]

My Superjail High School AU lol. The "Misfits AU". The school they attend is called Chaos High School, located in a small country town called Willowbrook.

Some designs: Mark Davis (Warden) is just wearing a purple hoodie, black pants, and, well, black shoes. He wears matching friendship bracelets with Jared and Alice.

Alice wears a white blouse and a dark brown skirt. She wears long black stockings and has simple black flat shoes. Her red hair is in two braids and she wears glasses. The lenses are too bright to see her eyes.

Jared wears a white dress shirt, a yellow bowtie, and suspenders! He's so short he's adorable.

The Twins wear denim Jackets, simple white tee shirts, black pants, and shoes. One has his nose pierced and fingerless gloves. The other has simple black nail polish!

Some roles: Misty (Mistress) is a popular girl. Stingray is a bully. Charise is the lil nerd that is besties with Misty.

Additional Details: Mark has terrible grades so he goes to Jared for help. Mark is in love with him. But Jared loves another, Charise and Mark is painfully aware of that.

Alice roller skates to school, is a member of the wrestling team, and practices martial arts. Mark is in love with her. She's uninterested. But Mark still tries.

Jared loves birds so others can mostly find him in the woods or a nearby park, birdwatching.

Misty just uses Charise for homework. Charise feels the same for Jared.

Stingray is in love with Mark.

Pets:

Mark (Warden) has a brown bunny with floppy ears named Coco!

Alice has an albino snake named Rice!

Jared has a cockatiel bird named Sunny!

The Twins have two pet rats named Soup and Suki!

Misty has a poodle named Topaz!

Charise has a brown tabby munchkin kitten named Muffin!

Stingray has a feisty tuxedo cat named Shady!

And some adorable art by @mariisdaydreaming

[docholligay]

A 3:30 improvement over the last Holligay Memorial Run two years ago, about equally split between the run and the beer. 33ish for the run is a couple minutes slower total than the last time I went for a run, which was a 5k last June, but given your insane Montana shot size I will take it.

Shot: Jameson triple distilled. Can recommend not tasting bad cinnamon liqueur for the duration of a 5k.

Beer: Asahi. But Verb, that bottle says 620ml! Yes, and here is how the conversation in the supermarket went:

Me: So our choices are 440, 500 and 620ml. I don't remember what a US pint is.

Cockatiel: I'm pretty sure a pint is more than 500ml, because [really nerdy reference you can ask her about], but I don't have data to check.

Me: I thought it was 400-something, but I'm not sure. Well, if we get the largest it will definitely be enough!

Turns out a UK pint is more than 500, a US one is less, and we both suck at judging volumes. Oh well. It was nice beer.

Playlist: A selection of music you would hate because it has drums in it and anime themes which regrettably make good running songs.

Shirt: My Doc Holligay Memorial shirt!!

Post-run: Thai lemon chicken

ahaha, I saw that beer bottle and was immediately very, "Sayonara you weeaboo shit" yeah historically our pint is based on what the imperial pint was before we said, "Later, Dad! I'm out" and the current imperial pint is based on the UK's Measures Act of 1824*, so they differ by quite a lot, actually. I do want to know the nerdy reference, but I do adore that you two, two of the genuinely smartest fucking people I know, did not think, "Oh I can google US pint in ml here on my Clever Mobile**" and so just blasted yourself with an extra 4 ounces or so of beer. Amazing. You are an icon.

I laughed so hard about the drums thing, you're such a jackass, I ALSO RUN TO ANIME THEMES SOMETIMES ANIME I HAVE NOT EVEN SEEN.

ALSO I KNOW I TOLD YOU BUT I'M SO HAPPY YOU WORE THE SHIRT. I wear mine to run all the time ahaha.

*I know, I know, I am so cool and sexy and fuckable for knowing this.

**As they call them in the UK, naturally.

[the-cabin-complex]

Moodboard for Martin (who by the way is now also going by the nickname Mo! So you if you see us mention Mo, we’re talking about Martin 👍)

[ID: a grid moodboard with a reddish pink background. It mostly has graphic shirt designs. The first row is a design of a unicorn and a rainbow with the slogan “alpha male.” The second is a picture of a knit sweater with a geometric cat pattern. The third is art of a cockatiel made by the artist spicymochi. The fourth is a yellow sweater with a white and black cat design. The middle/fifth is a frame of Garfield on a pink and blue background, holding a knife. The sixth is a button-down shirt with cat paw designs. The seventh is a picture of yellow and pink peaches. The sixth is a design of some strawberries. The seventh is a design of the catbus from my neighbor Totoro. /End ID]

[bowserdyke]

got an ice cream wall light and a button-up shirt with little cockatiels on it at the thrift store 👍

[calalac]

I've not done one of these in ages, so here goes nothing

Tagged by: @thelightninghunter

Nicknames: depends on who you ask but Cally (which might actually become my legal name at some point), Pally, Spaceboy, cute art birb, Salim

Sign: Cancer ♋

Height: Somewhere between 6' and 6'2

Last thing I googled: wysiwyg

Song stuck in my head: Cavetown - Laundry Day (because it's laundry day today I guess)

Number of followers: 758 on this one, 1386 on my languages one, 187 on my nsfw one

Amount of sleep: apparently my average for 2022 waa 6h46! Could definitely improve on that

Dream job: I'd love to translate literature and/or video games. instead I translate travel alerts :)

Wearing: uhh, jeans, a cute animal crossing t-shirt and a shirt over that

Movie/show that summarises me: I don't really know how to answer this but I'll always adore Steven Universe (I avoided The Discourse, thankfully)

Favourite song right now: I'm really bad at favourites so I'm gonna have to skip this one 🙃

Favourite instrument: I need to get back into learning violin, let's say that

Aesthetic: I fluctuate constantly between like... soft pastel boi and 90s drug trip (someone once described my aesthetic as "children's TV presenter on acid" which i loved)

Favourite author: I've been enjoying Becky Chambers!!

Favourite animal noise: One of my pet cockatiels when he says "can I have a kiss?" and then does a big mmmmmmwah

I'm just gonna tag people based off my recent notifications, I'm so sorry in advance: @jim-activated19940216 @akka-van-kebnekaise @ltcolonelcarter @long-life-town @teruterusky @pink-mage @jadorelesradis @westcountryadventure (sorry sorry sorry you do not have to do this 💖)

[the-water-nixie]

Felicitations

KinnPorsche Week Day 4: "You're so sappy." + fluff

Tankhun is happy for Kinn and Porsche for mostly unselfish reasons. But also for selfish ones. He can admit that. He knows who he is. 

Also on AO3.

“So…” Kinn watches them all with a toothy smile on his face, dragging out whatever he and Porsche have gathered their brothers together to tell them. As if it could be exciting enough to warrant such a long pause. Tankhun rolls his eyes and swishes his jacket until he’s startled by Kinn clapping his hands together with a loud swack. 

Porsche giggles. Tankhun rolls his eyes again. 

“We know we can’t legally get married, but we’re going to have a wedding anyway, a commitment ceremony,” Kinn finally finishes. 

Porchay is the first to react and offer his bright, heartfelt congratulations. Kim mumbles something at them but Tankhun can’t make out what he says. He’s not terribly articulate in the face of certain Kittisawats. 

Tankhun marches forward and pulls both Kinn and Porsche into a messy hug. “Well, of course you’re getting married,” Tankhun says instead of congratulating them. 

“We thought you could help us with the preparations, Khun,” Kinn says. He’s still smiling with too many teeth. It’s a little unnerving. 

“Of course I will,” Tankhun says. Obviously. He doesn’t feel it needs to be said that he will be in charge of all preparations. “Who else is going to do it? Leather and flannel over there?” He pokes a thumb at Kim and Porchay. “And you two certainly can’t be left to your own devices. Your whole idea of fashion is shirts you never button in a vast array of colours.”

Porchay tries to cover his snort of laughter at Tankhun’s remark but isn’t very successful. Tankhun gives his a pleased smile. 

But Kinn and Porsche don’t even have to decency to acknowledge Tankhun’s mockery. They’ve settled on Tankhun’s favourite couch and are nuzzling their noses together. 

“Ugh, you two.” Tankhun makes sure the feathers trailing his favourite new jacket smack both Kinn and Porsche as he passes them to sit on the other side of the couch. “You’re so sappy.” 

They don’t seem to notice, even though a large feather fell out and now sits on the top of Kinn’s head. He looks like a cockatiel. Tankhun pretends to be annoyed by them, but he honestly finds it sweet. He’s glad that Kinn is so happy he can’t stop making cheesy jokes or holding Porsche’s hands, or kissing Porsche’s hands. Okay, that gets a little sickening after the tenth time in one conversation. Also, Tankhun feels like having your mouth on other people that often—and especially their hands, which are probably one of the dirtiest parts of a person—can’t be very sanitary. And he can’t imagine Porsche washes his hands all the time the way Tankhun does. He doesn’t seem the type. 

But regardless of their ickiness or the frequency Porsche theoretically washes his hands, Tankhun is happy for them. He’s happy that Kinn is happy and feels able to show it to the world, and he’s happy that his brother found that happiness with Porsche. 

And Tankhun is also happy for selfish reasons, if he’s being honest, which he mostly tries to be. Porsche being so disgustingly in love with Kinn means that Tankhun gets to keep Porsche, too. He won’t leave him the way Pete did. He will get to keep Porsche forever. 

Now to work on the other one. 

He takes his gaze off of Kinn and Porsche making cow eyes at each other and shifts his focus to their immediate right where Porchay sits on Tankhun’s favourite chair. He’s trying to look relaxed, trying to look happy to be there, but the way his butt rests right on the edge of the seat like he’s just waiting for the moment he can bail on this happy little get-together and flee the room gives him away. 

On the immediate left stands Kim. He is also trying to appear at ease, leaning lazily against Tankhun’s other favourite chair. He keeps shooting furtive glances at Porchay—either to check if he’s being watched or to be sure he isn’t, who actually knows—and then oh so subtly looking toward the door. 

Tankhun thinks that if he can manage to get them to have an actual conversation—with at least some light grovelling on his littlest brother’s part—he might be able to swing keeping Porchay, too. He should talk to Arm about maybe breaking a door at an opportune time and trapping them somewhere for a few hours. 

Yes, that would work very nicely. 

But that is a plan for another day. Today he will teach Kinn and Porsche all about ice sculptures… and maybe peacocks. All parties could use more peacocks.

“Oi, you two!” Tankhun claps his hands next to Kinn’s ear to get his attention. “Stop licking each other’s faces. It’s time to get to work!” 

“Right now?” Porsche asks. His expression is all forlorn because he would definitely rather be licking Kinn’s face again or whatever he’d just been doing. Tankhun is trying not to look too closely. 

Tankhun slaps his own forehead. Honestly. “Of course right now! Do you know how much work goes into planning a party, let alone a wedding? When do you want to get married?” Before either of them can answer, he adds, “Doesn’t matter. I can tell you right now, whenever it is there isn’t enough time.” 

Both Kinn and Porsche sputter at him. He can hear Porchay’s little snorts of laughter as he makes his escape at last, followed closely by Kim. Hmmm… maybe Tankhun won’t have to make Arm lock them in a room after all. 

He pushes that thought to the back of his mind for the time being. He will worry about the littles once the bigger ones are married. 

[veggiegrinder]

A cute design of a sloth covered in cockatiels. Available on t-shirts, stickers, bags, magnets, cases, prints and more.

[keplercryptids]

truly homophobic of ig to show me an ad of a blue button-down shirt covered in cockatiels (!!!) and then have it be $95.

anyway. i am calling an end to this shitty day lmao. try again, tomorrow.