#cock answers

[spongebobsbussy]

I love you but as a solemn dean hater I will have to unfollow if u start posting spn again😔✊ special children supremacy

you hate this guy?? castiel's boytoy?

[spaceandbones]

I fully believe if L whipped his dick out at quite literally ANY point in the series Light would suck it with 0 questions asked. Like it wouldn't even be an internal debate and the inner monologue would be exactly like their tennis match. I'm not even sure either of them would consider it sex and it would not be weird

[willgrahamscock]

Wait miss cock you've been on tumblr for so long...what was your url before hannibal??

assbuttsinpurgatory, jaredpadaleckijr, and lonelystiles but I doubt anyone remembers any of these except maybe lonelystiles. I was a gif/graphic maker before I was an internet clown.

[archie-sunshine]

PLEASEEEEE MORE D16

He is so adorbsies I can not handle him

Being cute being sexy being cute and sexy literally ANYTHING

Your style fits him so well I go feral and into a frenzy when you draw him

he is so fucking adorable it literally makes me sick. i need him so bad. UGHHH!!!!!

[gingermintpepper]

I haven't read the Odyssey so I'm asking you. Are you telling me besides Athena, Apollo was the god who helped Odysseus and his family the most? Indirectly at least.

If that's true it's really a missed opportunity in EPIC.

No, no, the god who assists Odysseus the most after Athena is unquestionably Zeus.

Zeus genuinely has no problems with Odysseus and makes it very clear that he finds the man brilliant and would have already had him home and safe if he had his way, but he makes it clear that he's deferring to Poseidon who actually has the problem with Odysseus because, ultimately, the sea is Poseidon's domain and kingdom and Zeus doesn't intend to step on his brother's toes.

(Od. Book 1 trans. Robert Fitzgerald)

I'd definitely give third place to Apollo however. The big bug-bear about Apollo in the Odyssey is just that he's much less tangible than Athena or even Hermes who appears to Odysseus multiple times to help guide him/give him proclamations. His presence is everywhere though; like I've previously mentioned (and like he did with Jason) it's Apollo protecting Odysseus from Poseidon as he sails the sea after Odysseus blinds Polyphemus. It's also Apollo keeping Telemachus safe. His most vital role by far is when Odysseus returns to Ithaca in time for the challenge that will determine the next king. Not only is it a shooting contest whose first hurdle is to string a bow, the challenge itself takes place on a festival day for Apollo. Athena is there with Odysseus and Telemachus physically, but Apollo is looking after them in spirit, sending signs and signals to keep Telemachus especially safe.

(Od. Book 15, Telemachus warns about the state of Odysseus' house to Theoclymenus, a son of one of Apollo's prophets.)

There's also the fact that Odysseus makes sure to pray to Apollo before he attempts to string the bow:

(Od. Book 21. Beggar-Odysseus petitions to shoot his shot)

Likewise, before he slays the first suitor, Odysseus again prays for Apollo's guidance and gaze to guide his arrows:

(Od. Book 22. Odysseus commits the first of many (divinely-sanctioned) murders)

Also, as an additional thing, have Telemachus invoking Zeus, Athena and Apollo that he could see the suitors have their asses beat:

(Od. Book 18. Telemachus excitedly gushes to him mom about his cool new friend (Odysseus. Odysseus is the friend.)

There's a lot of minimisation of Apollo's role in the Odyssey because it isn't as bright and showy as his role was in the Iliad but hey, even there people tend to minimise how truly present Apollo is for the duration of the war when they're doing adaptations. Within Epic, the stage is already more than set for both Apollo and Athena to be there at the advent of Odysseus' revenge but none of that matters if that's not the creator's intention, y'know?

[lilbroscvnt]

Still new to this whole kink thing, but the inside of my briefs are absolutely drenched thinking about slurping and eating any dog cum leaking out of you holy shit I am riding my fingers in thee men's bathroom just thinking about it

Hai anon~ I'm glad you get off to my blog, it took me forever to answer this ask but if your still lurking on my blog you should totally dm me so we can chat~

[spongebobsbussy]

the sock is his packer new cock unlocked

he/him | autistic | cannibalsexual | welcome to my twisted mind

[realwizardshit]

i love the tumbr.com polls that go like this:

OP: What is it called when you put meat and cheese and vegetables between two slices of bread?

Option A: A scrimbly pimbsler (5 votes)

Option B: A Bready Friendy (8 votes)

Option C: A delicious football (12 votes)

Option D: Some other weird made up word (answer in tags!) (48,000 votes)

Option E: I don't know/I'm bald/some other infinitely nuanced answer (1 vote)

[v7lgar]

Regulus reverse riding James

he loves when he gives james a good show and makes him take a video of it so he can jerk off to it when regulus isn't there to help him

he wears fishnets and it's only ripped by james so he can acces to regulus' hole easily and he loves to slap his ass as regulus fucks himself on it, he makes him cum and he still rides him bcuz knowing james doesn't go soft if they don't go three rounds so he doesn't get off of him until he is soft inside and that means a couple of rounds and so much cum

[willgrahamscock]

Someone might've asked you this before but just WHO did you have to kill to get that username

no one has ever asked me that because no one has ever wanted this url, it was free in 2014 and no one cared until recently where I became ‘miss cock’ and now my own followers hunt me down if I dare change it

I’m going to have to be cock forever

[nixiecat]

tgirl tops getting bottom surgery to give themselves knots do you agree

I mean yeah obviously that's what it's all about

[jadessmut]

What I’d give for my wife to have an ass like that

This ass? It’s just for you, baby.

[hyewka]

ok but imagine small cock!hyuka crying from a mix of pleasure and humiliation as you take him into your mouth at once, mortified yet feeling like a heated wire when him bucking his hips doesn’t trigger your gag reflex .. he just fucks into your mouth as far as he wants and doesn’t have to worry about hurting you or making you uncomfortable :((

- ur biggest fan, 🪨 anon

>< this is soo cute anon, kai withering under you crying and sniffling uncontrollably as he has his big hands on the back of ur head pushing u down and lifting his hips to buck into the warmth your mouth provides erratically. u look up at him with big eyes to drive him even crazier, humming around his little thing until he really does lose it and busts a load in your mouth, moaning wantonly, high pitched.

[spongebobsbussy]

i don’t have your notifs on, if i like your posts a little too quickly it’s because i’m stalking you >:3

[rwac96]

Ask

OG Stud. Gigolo

Which how cock drunk Ruby is thanks to how incredible her first sex is, do you actually use that to your advantage, convincing her to add more rounds to this session? Which means more money for you, since she is out of it.

(previously)

Jaune: *laying on the bed* "Sex is good and the pay's welcoming, but remember: It's still her first time."

Ruby: *laying next to him, cock drunk* "So good...So good...So good..."

Jaune: "Give her some time to get her head back on straight. I don't wanna overwhelm the girl."

[melobin]

(You don’t have to reply to this BUT) that wonbin and Sungchan tiktok just made me think about them blindfolding you and making you guess whose fingers are inside of you and I’m not okay

this is insane i love it …. thinking of best friends sunjeongz who you’ve fallen into bed with on more than one occasion. would sit you down and blindfold you, asking you softly to guess who’s fucking you with their fingers and if you guess right they’ll let you cum !! do the same with their tongues and their cocks too ..