#cock answers

[spongebobsbussy]

I love you but as a solemn dean hater I will have to unfollow if u start posting spn again😔✊ special children supremacy

you hate this guy?? castiel's boytoy?

[willgrahamscock]

just full on cock in your name then? subtlety has lost all meaning here

brother you wouldn’t survive a 5 minute dm conversation with me im not even half as depraved on here

[archie-sunshine]

PLEASEEEEE MORE D16

He is so adorbsies I can not handle him

Being cute being sexy being cute and sexy literally ANYTHING

Your style fits him so well I go feral and into a frenzy when you draw him

he is so fucking adorable it literally makes me sick. i need him so bad. UGHHH!!!!!

[gingermintpepper]

I haven't read the Odyssey so I'm asking you. Are you telling me besides Athena, Apollo was the god who helped Odysseus and his family the most? Indirectly at least.

If that's true it's really a missed opportunity in EPIC.

No, no, the god who assists Odysseus the most after Athena is unquestionably Zeus.

Zeus genuinely has no problems with Odysseus and makes it very clear that he finds the man brilliant and would have already had him home and safe if he had his way, but he makes it clear that he's deferring to Poseidon who actually has the problem with Odysseus because, ultimately, the sea is Poseidon's domain and kingdom and Zeus doesn't intend to step on his brother's toes.

(Od. Book 1 trans. Robert Fitzgerald)

I'd definitely give third place to Apollo however. The big bug-bear about Apollo in the Odyssey is just that he's much less tangible than Athena or even Hermes who appears to Odysseus multiple times to help guide him/give him proclamations. His presence is everywhere though; like I've previously mentioned (and like he did with Jason) it's Apollo protecting Odysseus from Poseidon as he sails the sea after Odysseus blinds Polyphemus. It's also Apollo keeping Telemachus safe. His most vital role by far is when Odysseus returns to Ithaca in time for the challenge that will determine the next king. Not only is it a shooting contest whose first hurdle is to string a bow, the challenge itself takes place on a festival day for Apollo. Athena is there with Odysseus and Telemachus physically, but Apollo is looking after them in spirit, sending signs and signals to keep Telemachus especially safe.

(Od. Book 15, Telemachus warns about the state of Odysseus' house to Theoclymenus, a son of one of Apollo's prophets.)

There's also the fact that Odysseus makes sure to pray to Apollo before he attempts to string the bow:

(Od. Book 21. Beggar-Odysseus petitions to shoot his shot)

Likewise, before he slays the first suitor, Odysseus again prays for Apollo's guidance and gaze to guide his arrows:

(Od. Book 22. Odysseus commits the first of many (divinely-sanctioned) murders)

Also, as an additional thing, have Telemachus invoking Zeus, Athena and Apollo that he could see the suitors have their asses beat:

(Od. Book 18. Telemachus excitedly gushes to him mom about his cool new friend (Odysseus. Odysseus is the friend.)

There's a lot of minimisation of Apollo's role in the Odyssey because it isn't as bright and showy as his role was in the Iliad but hey, even there people tend to minimise how truly present Apollo is for the duration of the war when they're doing adaptations. Within Epic, the stage is already more than set for both Apollo and Athena to be there at the advent of Odysseus' revenge but none of that matters if that's not the creator's intention, y'know?

[babypuphole]

well, i classify the customers as the people. they're the one's paying mommy after all. so your third customer is the proud owner of three stocky cross-mixes that have never spent a day in a doggy training (unlike you, the video i took of that day is doing so well on all the icky porn sites rn)

you're sore and achy from the first two customers and now your poor holes are going to be subjected to three sturdy dogs all at once. the first is going to slobber all over your dripping cunt for all of two seconds before he fucks deep inside of you. he fucks harder and rougher and his cock is much girthier than the ones before him, you'll be delirious with pleasure in no time.

one of the puppies is the gentler of the trio but that doesn't mean he doesn't want his fill too. he comes around and lays on his side, red rocket exposed, hard and waiting. you get scratched up a bit by the first dog as you inch closer and bend down, licking at the second pup's throbbing cock. the dog behind you growls a warning, but lets you take the second dog into that cute little mouth of yours so you can pleasure the gentle one.

you love the taste. mommy's pretty sure you'd live off doggy cum if you could. so suck it all down like an obedient little bitch while your boycunt gets thoroughly bred. i bet you'd be moaning around it with your eyes rolling back in pleasure.

the pair finish at around the same time, and the gentle dog licks at your face when he stands, cleaning up the mess of cum that you didn't manage to swallow. you stay knotted to the first dog for a while before he grows tired and tears himself free. you're only free for a moment before the third dog is upon you. the biggest of the three and the scariest.

he smells the bitch on you and mounts you in seconds but--oh no! it looks like it's gone in the wrong hole! you're so covered in slick that it doesn't take much for him to push in, and even if you wanted to, there'd be no fighting him pff.

but it's okay. mommy programmed a little trigger for when that happens so every time he bottoms out inside of you it feels like a mini orgasm. it also makes a big, stupid, ahegao grin stretch your face. you're such a disgusting little anal whore and you love it, don't you, puppy? <3

he nips your neck to claim you once he pumps you full, growling if you dare try and pull away. the stretch in your ass is so humiliating, even through all the hypnosis mommy's put you through but if anything that would just make you wetter. i bet you'd push between your legs and rub your lil cunnie to the shame of it. what a dirty kiddo.

finally, the owner is one of the rare few who sits in and strokes his cock at you debasing yourself. he pays very well and even know you don't like human cock nearly as much as dog cock, mommy's gonna let him use you too.

i know you'll be a good baby boy and take it for mommy, hm? you're such a good puppy for me, and it feels so good to present your holes and obey.

three at once is so tiring but so nice!! feeling doggy cøck in all of my holes, filling me up like the perfect breeding puppy i am!! 🥰 thank you mommy!

of course i’ll take it!! it’s my job, right? and it feels so good to obey mommy and obey the customers, just like i was always meant to!! he can use all my holes if he wants to!! ☺️💕✨

[realwizardshit]

i love the tumbr.com polls that go like this:

OP: What is it called when you put meat and cheese and vegetables between two slices of bread?

Option A: A scrimbly pimbsler (5 votes)

Option B: A Bready Friendy (8 votes)

Option C: A delicious football (12 votes)

Option D: Some other weird made up word (answer in tags!) (48,000 votes)

Option E: I don't know/I'm bald/some other infinitely nuanced answer (1 vote)

[v7lgar]

Regulus reverse riding James

he loves when he gives james a good show and makes him take a video of it so he can jerk off to it when regulus isn't there to help him

he wears fishnets and it's only ripped by james so he can acces to regulus' hole easily and he loves to slap his ass as regulus fucks himself on it, he makes him cum and he still rides him bcuz knowing james doesn't go soft if they don't go three rounds so he doesn't get off of him until he is soft inside and that means a couple of rounds and so much cum

[spongebobsbussy]

the sock is his packer new cock unlocked

he/him | autistic | cannibalsexual | welcome to my twisted mind

[zhongrin]

INCUBUS ZHONGLI who's lacking energy and needed to feed caught your sweet scent when passing your apartment window which was open and sleeping peacefully was you. You were so helpless so easy to take advantage of so deliciously innocent to corrupt it's making him drool but he wants to take his time with you slowly make you fall for him and him alone. Over the course of 4 months he's been in your dreams giving you sensations you never felt before the overwhelming pleasure he gives you.

Dream after dream you always see him this mysterious man with brown hair golden eyes it was like he was sculpted by the gods like they were telling you he was your soulmate but you were so so wrong about him entirely, he is nothing but a demon a sex demon who will TAKE whatever he wants weither they come willing or by force.

It has been a year now that Zhongli has entangle you in his web and just like he wanted you know nothing but him only him and it was about time he showed you what he truly is and claim you as his mate where you can never think of escaping him.

~~Later that night~~

You were fast asleep naked in your bed (the day was hot and so was the night) when Zhongli entered your room in his true form golden horns that curve along his head, arms black with veins of gold running up along them, a long serpentine tail with ridges lining all the way to the tip with tuffs of fur and eyes that's like molten gold glowing ever so brightly in the dark room

"Ah my dear jewel the time to claim you is now, you will be mine wholly for all eternity"

"Now then let's give you a little dream to loosen and wake you while I devour you"

~~In your dream~~

The sounds of high pitched moans and whines spill from your lips breathlessly begging the man between your thighs for more or to stop probably the former, he was devouring you like it was his last meal he'll ever get after cumming for the nth time face and chest covered in your slick, his tongue long and forked reached place you never knew that made you feel this good

"My dear don't tell me you're tired already and we haven't even begun this is just me preparing you for what's about to come"

After finishing his sentence his form started to change into that of a beast (a sexy beast at that🤤) that towers over you like a predator would to a prey with nowhere to escape

"It's time for you to wake up my darling"

~~End of dream~~

And when you come too the sight that greeted you was the man who you called Zhongli is eating you out like it was his last meal in a long time (which was true) but he was different his appearance changed into the beast from your dreams, it until you felt him suck harsh against your clit did you snap out of it letting out a whorish moan chuckling against you he said

"Finally you're awake darling I've been enjoying my meal for the past 15 minutes now let's continue where we left off in that dream of yours"

Did I mentioned that he is fucking HUGE both in size and girth with ridges on the underside of his cock no well now you know so that strench is going to leave you gaping that's for sure.

"I'm going mark and breed you until you're nothing but my little personal cumdump that'll take all of my cum whenever I want"

And with that he slowly push his cock in making sure you feel the ridges of his cock inch by inch until he's balls deep, letting out a cry and a few tears at the burning sensation of his cock strenching your cunt

"I-It hurts please it hurts"

"Shush it's okay my darling the pain the pass soon shush I'm going to take good care of you"

Whispering sweet nothings to you in hopes of helping you relax and adjust to the strench of his cock in that tight cunt of yours after a minute or two you tell him it's ok to move

"A warning to you my dear once I start I won't stop until I'm satisfied that I've fuck you senseless even if you pass out I won't stop is that understood"

"Yes I understand"

"Good then I shall not hold back"

You had lost count of how many times you've cummed that night probably around your 10th orgasm and yet Zhongli has cummed a total of 3 times and as pre his warning he did not stop even when you passed out from being overstimulated with orgasm after orgasm right after the other, Zhongli on the other hand had his fill of your energy but it wasn't enough he couldn't get enough of it he's addicted to it to you and he will never let you go after all he did claim you before you even knew of him by placing a special tattoo right on your womb after all you are his and his only😈

Oh one more thing incubus semen is more potent than human semen but let's keep this as a little secret 🤫

Did a little drawings of that very special womb tattoo couldn't decide which I like more both are the same but one has an extra detail to it

cw. total filth utc - you have been warned

oh to be incubus!zhongli's little darling whom he uses as he pleases as his personal fucktoy. oh to be utterly overwhelmed by his serpentine tongue, his ridged cock, his entire being. oh to be his little cumdump who gets filled up every single night, to be the vessel that carries his demihuman offspring... hskdjskjdlsjddl *grabby hands* gihb meeeeeeeeeeeeee

that second pic with childe... oooooghdjshfjsk what if. what if demon!childe caught on to what his friend has been doing? and he's so curious... what does this puny human look like, how captivating are you to make the normally so stoic and composed incubus so addicted? so he visits you one night and sneakily peeks from your window, and he sees you. such an obedient thing folded in half as you're being made to take a cock that's too big for your human pussy. babbling incoherently, eyes unfocused, singing so beautifully in such a sweet voice.

and oh, the way you beg when the demon teases you. the way you arch your back and pant like a bitch in heat as the dark fingers of his friend tweaks your pebbled nipples and pinches your raw clit. the way you apologize when you cum without permission and the delicious-looking tears cascading down your cheeks as you're made to lay across your bonded mate's lap, made to take the harsh slaps to your ass, made to choke around the ridged cock slathered with the mix of precum and your own releases from the previous rounds...

childe thinks he too, is captivated by you.

so who can blame him when he knocks on your window the next night, a sultry grin on his lips as he presents himself for you, offering you double the pleasure and some demonic magic that could spice up your night with your favorite incubus?

he's fine with third wheeling for now... eventually, you'll realize that he can give you more than what his friend can offer.

[willgrahamscock]

Someone might've asked you this before but just WHO did you have to kill to get that username

no one has ever asked me that because no one has ever wanted this url, it was free in 2014 and no one cared until recently where I became ‘miss cock’ and now my own followers hunt me down if I dare change it

I’m going to have to be cock forever

[hyewka]

ok but imagine small cock!hyuka crying from a mix of pleasure and humiliation as you take him into your mouth at once, mortified yet feeling like a heated wire when him bucking his hips doesn’t trigger your gag reflex .. he just fucks into your mouth as far as he wants and doesn’t have to worry about hurting you or making you uncomfortable :((

- ur biggest fan, 🪨 anon

>< this is soo cute anon, kai withering under you crying and sniffling uncontrollably as he has his big hands on the back of ur head pushing u down and lifting his hips to buck into the warmth your mouth provides erratically. u look up at him with big eyes to drive him even crazier, humming around his little thing until he really does lose it and busts a load in your mouth, moaning wantonly, high pitched.

[melobin]

(You don’t have to reply to this BUT) that wonbin and Sungchan tiktok just made me think about them blindfolding you and making you guess whose fingers are inside of you and I’m not okay

this is insane i love it …. thinking of best friends sunjeongz who you’ve fallen into bed with on more than one occasion. would sit you down and blindfold you, asking you softly to guess who’s fucking you with their fingers and if you guess right they’ll let you cum !! do the same with their tongues and their cocks too ..

[rwac96]

Ask

OG Stud. Gigolo

Which how cock drunk Ruby is thanks to how incredible her first sex is, do you actually use that to your advantage, convincing her to add more rounds to this session? Which means more money for you, since she is out of it.

(previously)

Jaune: *laying on the bed* "Sex is good and the pay's welcoming, but remember: It's still her first time."

Ruby: *laying next to him, cock drunk* "So good...So good...So good..."

Jaune: "Give her some time to get her head back on straight. I don't wanna overwhelm the girl."

[badkttyxxx]

Girls like you amuse me because they always fantasize about males as these rock-hard fuck machines, before coming across their 20th one-and-a-half-pump-chump that thinks he's hot shit.

Then you realize, as always ... girls do it better. We always do.

Including the messy business of ripping off your bottoms and burying a cock in you as deep as it'll go until you're begging for the messiest load of your life <3

Welcome to enlightenment, lesbian cockslut.

I am a lesbian cockslut and the only way for a true lesbian to get cock is from another girl. Real warm organic cock only comes from one place, free range transgirls.

I drop for girlcock

[lorelune]

PLEASE I NEED MORE OF YOUR EMBARRASSED JY THOUGHTS...!!! The brainworms have got to me

anon i’m holding your hand so tenderly. embarrassed jing yuan is so delightful because it really is such a change of form for him. he carries himself so steadfastly and calmly, that seeing him flustered or embarrassed is just… a treat. something to savor. when you first are getting together, entering that not-so-casual dance of skinship, it happens quite often. you’ll surprise him with a kiss on the cheek and his cheeks go pink so quickly. the general blushes quite easily around you!! the first time you’re out, tucked against his side and slide a hand to rest on his inner thigh and ask if he an take you home— the blush goes all the way up to his ears. probably down his neck too (if he wasn’t so covered up.)

when you actually fuck for the first time… god he’s so embarrassed he came so early. the combination of how you felt and looked beneath him was just too much. he hides his face in your neck for a bit and leaves a few (unnecessarily apologetic hickies) while he’s three fingers deep in you, mixing his spent and your slick and hoping you’ll give him a second try (after the two… three hour wait he requires. he’s old ya know.) you, of course, do and like!! embarrassed general?? a sight for just you <3

[r0ugesun]

RIP Aegon you would’ve loved to send unsolicited dick pics on Snapchat 💔