#cmon man...

[celibat]

I cant stop sneezing and my nose wont stop running I hate this -_- think it might actually be the dust allergy + pollen allergy double combo

[mommyswiththemaggotsnow]

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[flowercorp]

the disappointment when a vaporwave artist you really like is into NFTs and AI...

[samuelroukin]

you'd think that there's a word for that. i clearly wouldn't think that, but someone might.

[depvotee]

legal eagle has the chance to be the funniest lawyer and ytuber in history.

[radioreprise]

im going to appear in patrick stumps dreams tonight and ask him why he put the line "head like a steel trap wish i didnt i dont just want to be a footnote in someone elses happiness" in headfirst slide into cooperstown. what the fuck.

[borrelia]

um. is every non-european location in unleashed a village with a Village Elder. did i miss the greek Village Elder.

[archliches]

being told that you are "mature for your age" as a child feels like a compliment and being told you're "mature for your age" as a teenager feels uncomfortable and then being told you're "mature for your age" in yuor 20s feels like being told you obviously have no fun and get no bitches

[technicolorxsn]

how do ppl watch those illegal lego videos, can't you see you're hurting her :(((

[zapsoda]

really cannot get over the fact that yuka is presented as a legitimate romantic rival to lucy

[pancake-syrup]

i just saw something that made me go parasocial mode 💀 factory reset time

[kanjukucompany]

【A3! Translation】 Sumeragi Tenma SSR: Dancer of the Sun (2/3)

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3

sorry abt the wait!

(translation under the cut)

(glitch text ignore)

Bollywood Dream

Tenma: And that wraps up work for today. Igawa's car is....

Igawa: Tenma-kun, over here!

Tenma: Oh, hey.

Igawa: Good work today.

Igawa: Oh, by the way, you've been offered to do a magazine interview about Bollywood films.

Tenma: Bollywood films? Why'd they choose me for that?

Igawa: A magazine company got wind of your last interview and wants to expand on it.

Tenma: Ah, yeah, that magazine interview from the other day...

Tenma: I mean, I mentioned watching a Bollywood film, but I never said I'm super well-versed in them.

Igawa: You should be okay, the company mentioned they weren't looking for pure knowledge on the subject.

Igawa: Instead, they'd like Tenma-kun, a popular actor, to share his impressions of Bollywood films he's actually seen.

Igawa: They were pretty enthusiastic about their offer... what'll it be?

Tenma: .....

Kumon: Ehh!? A Bollywood movie-themed interview!?

Yuki: You don't really know much about them, I'm surprised you accepted.

Tenma: Well, apparently knowledge won't be necessary.

Tenma: Plus, Igawa mentioned they were really excited about the offer, so I would've felt bad declining.

Izumi: Pairing Tenma-kun and Bollywood films together is pretty unexpected, but I think it could be interesting.

Tenma: Speaking of, when I was doing my initial interview, the writer then was surprised too.

Kazunari: I'm sure Tenten'll be just fine! It's not like it's gonna be some super in-depth interview by a rabid fan.

Tenma: It is going to be a special feature though, so I need to make sure I have at least some knowledge beforehand.

Kumon: In that case, let's have an appreciation party!

Kazunari: A Bollywood party, sounds epic!

Yuki: Well, I never get tired of seeing the films' wardrobes.

Muku: So many sparkly outfits appear!

Misumi: I wonder if there'll be triangles, too~?

Tenma: Jeez, it's as if you guys are the ones getting interviewed.

CHOICE 1: They're all rooting for you.

Tenma: Well, watching it with a bunch of people is more fun away.

Izumi: Fufu, you might be right.

Tenma: I'm sure my interview will inspire others to watch Bollywood films, too.

Tenma: For that reason, I need to make sure I know at least the basics of the industry.

CHOICE 2: Bollywood films are really popular!

Tenma: It’s fun watching them on a screen.

Izumi: Like Yuki-kun said, the costumes never lose their marvel, and the dances are really interesting with their unique choreography.

Izumi: I'd like to see Tenma-kun's Bollywood dance~.

Tenma: I'll do it, but only if you join me, Director.

Izumi: Ehh! I'd prefer not to...

-

Kazunari: C'mon Tenten, the movie's about to start! Hurry~!

Tenma: Right.

*fade to white*

Tenma: (What's this feeling... I feel as light as air.)

Tenma: ....!?

Tenma: (I'm riding on a magic carpet....!?)

Tenma: (And what's with this costume!?)

Tenma: What the hell is going on...

Izumi: King! Did you see that!?

Tenma: ....Director!?

[gojuo]

why would you ever even doubt yuuta if you'd already read volume 0??? 🤔🤔🤔

[chriskreider]

pietrangelo needs to sign somewhere that isnt vegas so that they can trade for tony gabagool asap.

[septentrlon]

so when are we stopping making fun of queerplatonic relationships

[clwnpunk]

my step dad is generally a nice guy but he’s on my shit list right now

my mom made a big pot of chili the other day so that she could come home after work and the gym and just reheat it for us to have for dinner, she wouldn’t have to do much cooking. But one of my dogs tripped her and she dropped the pot. Chili covers our entire kitchen floor and our dog. Mom is obviously upset. So I help her clean it up, I order pizza, and I give the dog a bath.

My step dad during all of this sits on his ass in his stupid recliner.