#cmon kids lets gOOO

[poetryvampire]

Well, I feel like utter trash tonight so

Rating BG3 men on how well they'd take care of you on your period

This is dumb and not well thought out and probably a bit bias let's gooo

Gale 🔮 Sweetheart cannot read the room bless him. Is so ready to help easy the pain, he's cracking open dusty books, going through all his herbs, spends all day trying to craft the best potion for your needs. Very sweet but honestly Tara sitting on your lap is doing a fine job. Once you get him to cuddle you're golden 6/10

Wyll ⚔️ Cmon. Are you kidding me? He's got you babe. Need something picked up? Done. Craving something? Made. Just want to lay around in bed all day? Hell yeah he's right there with you, you couldn't get out of his arms if you wanted to.Also a fan of romance novels? Wyll would 100% read to you. Like voices and everything, really amps up the mellow drama. He's happy to keep you laughing or get sultry with it. Makes a great opening act to spicy times. 10/10

Halsin 🐻 Woof. Very happy to help chase away those cramps by some good old fashioned pounding you into the earth. You're not gonna be able to feel anything after he gets his paws on you. Not put off by blood that's nature ba-by. Also pls consider bear sized teddy cuddles. 7/10

Astarion �� 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 9/10

Rolan ✨️ As usual baby boy is too awkward to live. Not like super knowledgeable about them but wants to help you the best he can. Won't ask you directly though. Is a very quick study and takes note of what you need and like. If you need space or want to be glued to him hes already in place.If you're the kind of person that's laid up with cramps for a day or two he just happens to have those days off to be with you. You'll go for a hot water bottle and the kettle is already on. Honestly after awhile he knows your cycle better than you do. 8/10

Zevlor 🔥 If there's one thing this man knows it's being sore. It just comes with being a swordsman and an older gentleman. He is a god of working out sore muscles. Feeling achy? He goes all the way. Expect a long bath with a full body massage. He's gonna work out every inch of you and praise you like his personal god. Very patient really gonna go for the slow burn from sensual to sexual. Doesn't even expect anything back just wants to make you feel good. Will turn a downer day into a wildly romantic night. 11/10

Haarlep 😈 Couldnt give less of a shit. It's not that he's put off by it, he's had lots of experience with them but it doesn't do anything for him either. As for your suffering? He's a little empathetic, poor mortal with your poor weak body. That being said he does like you and to cuddle once in awhile so if you need some comfort he'll be there. 3/10

Raphael 👿 Jfc listen, he's waaaaay into it but will Not admit. In fact goes out of his way to let you know how off putting it is. He'll tell you how its nice to know you could still bare his young, like if he let's you. Loves the thought of breeding you and just the simple humanity of it that gets him. He cannot keep his hands off you but again will not admit why and will get mad about it. Like, how dare you look so good now of all times it's so rude. Guess I have to fuck you even though your pathetic little body keeps getting blood on my sheets smh -3/10

[arandomnerd810]

TADC EP 2 SPOILERS

putting down all my thoughts and stuff i’ve noticed lets gooo

AAAAAAAAAGDEKNSQKDFUNFSIDANIVUFDN OMG IT WAS SO CUTEEEEHKQVSHKUHSQDFKHSDF I LOVED IT SO MUCHHH

i’m gonna speak in periods for the first paragraph since it’s very long but do not get me wrong i don’t wana be serious sounding it’s just to make these paragraphs more readable excuse the rambling

Caine posting section cause he’s my special intrest

satisfaction Caine wise 10/10

first the elephant in the room as Caine’s #1 fan yep still his number one fan! Serial Designation N killed tons of people yet nobody in the fandom cares, and Caine doesn’t get people well so he had no ill intention. rlly my opinion of him has not changed he’s still my silly lil goober no matter what he does. i’ve always known he will do horrible things and been expecting this to happen ever since Pomni gave the idea to bring him to the circus. Gummigoo had a sir pentious like death so i wouldn’t be surprised if we see him again.

he may be an asshole but he’s my asshole ❤️❤️

now that that’s out of the way a little glimpse of Caine angst is all i could have asked for in this ep 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 like cmon everyone has to agree insecure much?

Caine posting over cause my god have i gotten more attached to everyone else aswell! (ofc Caine’s still my fav by far)

satisfaction with everything else 10/10

the fact that this wasn’t censored normally (no wacky sounds or the censor bar) and how Caine reacted with “you can’t say that…” could imply bubble said all of this out loud uncensored which is very funny to me

I love Ragatha she’s so sweet look at her ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I wana see where everyone’s friendship goes from here! they are already so adorableeee

still a sucker for found family dynamics

the fact Jax wasn’t here but still was upset is :( as much as i like to bully him, i love him just as much as any other human character. i’m the most interested in his episode cause he’s a mysterious guy( and i may or may not have a sneaking feeling like ill relate to him a little even though our personalities are practically polar opposite)

Kinger is so fatherly auughofewhiuhefvw the fact he’s old enough to have kids and is more likely than not married to Queenie imagine he had kids before coming here they would only be in like middle school ish cause he’s not even that old that’s sad af

GANGLE COLLECTS ANIME FIGURESSSS!! SHES JUST LIKE ME FRRR!

this really makes me want to buy the gangle plushie i’m thinking i’m gonna do it lmaooo

the fact she started crying 😭😭

Zooble wasn’t taking part in the adventure cause they were setting up Kaufmo’s graveee i love him sm

GANGLE ART!!

It’s really funny how chilled out Bubble was here

merch talk timeeee

sneak peaks of the rooms mayhaps?

Let’s just hope there’s only memes around it and not another figure incident….

welp going onto grab the Gangle plushie i’ve decided

real talk i’m actually happy TADC got so popular cause ive made a friend through it already and strengthened old ones since info dumping is the only form of communication my braincells can handle well lmaooo it’s crazy how many of my friends have decided to watch my special interest

[cringemesstickles]

Time To Relax

Summary: Sam won’t relax, tickles ensue.

Pairings: None (obviously)

Word Count: 1,143

A/N: First SPN fic, let’s gooo! (Just started season 13 and I just need them to be okay :’))

——————————————————————————The brothers had just wrapped up a tough hunt and returned to their crappy motel room, both eager to crash.

Well…

One of them was ready to crash.

The eldest Winchester let out an exhausted groan as he threw himself at the creaky motel bed.

The younger on the other hand, didn't seem to share his brother's readiness to rest; he sat down on his own bed and opened his laptop to look for more cases.

Dean looked at his brother and groaned.

“Cmon Sam, we just finished a case. Don't you think we'd benefit from a break?”

He pleaded, hoping to God that his little brother would just agree so they could both get some well earned rest.

Sam may be great at being productive and getting things done, but he just never knew when it was time to take a break and relax.

Sam looked up from his laptop and glared at his brother.

“Dean, we don't have time for a break. There are monsters out there right now, killing people and destroying lives!”

“Sam, the cases aren't going anywhere. You can look in the morning but right now you need to relax.”

He watched as Sam rolled his eyes and turned back to the screen.

This called for drastic measures.

Dean got up and snatched his brothers laptop, closing it before setting it on the nightstand.

“Dean, what the- oOF”

Sam went to protest before his older brother pinned him to the bed and perched himself just below his hips.

The younger Winchester squirmed and groaned in annoyance.

“Dean! Get off, dammit!”

“Not a chance Sammy, you need to lighten up. And as your big brother, I know just what to do!”

Before Sam could complain any further, Dean released his hands and dug his fingers into the younger's sides.

Sam made use of his now freed hands, grabbing his brothers wrist with one and trying to muffle his laughter with the other.

“Cmon Sammy, laugh for your big brother!”

In an attempt to crack his brother, Dean moved his hands upwards and kneaded at the sensitive ribs, causing Sam to shriek and toss his head back while bright laughter fell from his lips.

“There you go! Now, doesn't that feel better?” Dean said with a grin, spidering his fingers all over his brother's ribs, earning an embarrassing squeal.

“DEAN, NOHOHO!”

“Dean, yes!”

Dean felt his heart melt at the sound of his little brothers laughter. It had been too long since Sam had laughed like this and God, did Dean miss it.

Memories swarmed his head as he recounted all the times he'd ambushed his little brother, tickling him until he was nothing more than a blushing, giggling, mess.

Dean's heart swelled with big brother adoration as he pictured that much tinier Sam.

He was pulled from his reminiscing when a cute snort escaped the younger’s mouth.

Dean paused and looked at his brother incredulously.

Sam's face was bright red and he was clearly embarrassed about the noise he just made.

Dean on the other hand, looked like he had just won the lottery. He looked to where his hands had wandered and he couldn't help but let out a laugh of his own.

“I see your tummy is still as sensitive as ever, Sammy... I wonder if it still likes raspberries?”

Sam's heart sunk at the word.

Raspberries always left him in stitches as a kid, yet he would always beg Dean for them whenever he was bored.

If Dean remembered this, the teasing would be unbearable.

He could only pray that Dean had forgotten, but from the sound of it, it didn't seem like he did.

Sam's face paled before flushing bright red as his shirt was slowly rolled up, revealing the sensitive skin underneath.

“Wait wait wait, Dean nohoho!” He squirmed helplessly. Dean had a firm grip on his sides to hold him in place and even though his fingers weren't doing anything, Sam swore he could still feel the tingly sensations against his skin.

When Sam looked at the older's expression, he saw a playful glint in his brother's eye that he hadn't seen in a long time; a glint that made him nervous and giddy.

“No? Why not, Sammy? Too ticklish? You know, you used to beg me to tickle your cute little tummy almost every day” Dean teased, poking Sam's stomach for emphasis.

Sam felt his face burning up more at the memories he'd hoped Dean had forgotten; he should've known better than to think Dean would forget something so crucial to teasing his little brother.

“I-I did not!” Sam tried to scowl at his big brother, but thanks to the smile that was glued to his face, it looked more like a pout.

“Did too! Didn't matter what I was doing either; if you wanted tickles, you wouldn't quit bothering me until I gave in. Not that I ever refused, anyway... and oh how you loved raspberries~”

While Dean teasingly, but fondly, reminisced, Sam's giggles grew louder and he groaned in embarrassment.

“Shut uhuhup, thahat never happened!” He buried his face in his hands as if it would make his brother disappear.

“Who're you trying to convince, Sammy? Me or you?”

The older Winchester kneaded the skin on Sam's sides where his thumbs were placed, earning another snort from the younger.

Deciding he shouldn't make his brother wait any longer, the elder dove down and planted a messy raspberry over the younger's bellybutton, sending his little brother into hysterics.

“DEHEHEHEAN NOHOHO!” Sam convulsed, thrown into loud gleeful laughter, the ticklish vibrations turning his brain to mush.

Instead of pushing his brother away, Sam grabbed onto his hands, which were still holding Sam in place; unintentionally proving to Dean how much fun he was truly having.

Dean blew raspberry after raspberry on his brother's sensitive tummy, relishing in the squeaks and squeals that filled the room.

When he started nibbling the soft skin, Sam screamed in ticklish agony, tears of mirth rolling down his cheeks.

When the younger's laughter went silent, Dean pulled away and let his brother breathe.

He watched as Sam curled into a ball and tried to catch his breath, youth displayed across his flushed face. He tried to glare at the elder, but the silly smile paired with residual giggles wasn't menacing in the slightest.

Dean laughed and ruffled Sam's hair and watched him calm himself down.

After a few minutes of comfortable silence, the younger finally spoke-

"Thanks, Dean." He started, having gathered himself enough.

”I really needed that…”

Dean smiled and gave his brother a firm pat on the back.

"No problem, little brother."

[scoredandstoried]

ORION BOYD is a bisexual cis man, originally from San Fransisco. His birthday is July 26th, and he is 39 years old. His FC is Lee Pace and he’s been in Chicago for seven years. He recently took on a new job as a wildlife conservationist and is learning quite a bit! He performs as a drag queen part-time, and used to be a paramedic.

@hocstarters​

Please let me know if you want to connect or plot with Orion!! ​

-Has a cocker spaniel named Jupiter who he adopted as an old-timer -Has 8 chickens he built a chicken coop for in his backyard -A bisexual disaster -He is 6′7″… 6′9″ in heels -Drag name is ‘Celeste’ -Has 2 younger sisters and hippie parents -Is the nicest idiot in the world

FULL BIO UNDER READ MORE

TRIGGERS: Abuse

Orion is the oldest child of Bennett and Eliza Boyd, who met each other at a roller rink in a podunk little Minnesota town. Two rebellious teens who quickly fell in love, they vowed to travel, to see the ocean, and ultimately, to stay together forever. And they did it all. They bought an old beat-up van and drove through the US. They played guitars on moonlit nights, sitting on the roof and watching fireflies. And when Eliza got pregnant, they knew they’d name their first born son after the constellation they sat under when they conceived him.

When Orion came into the world, Bennett and Eliza were thrilled, and had no plans to stop their travel. Toddling little Orion came with them as they drove through dusty mid-western states, along the western coast, and even into Mexico. He was a creative little kid who loved animals and begged for a dog. His mother homeschooled him, teaching him the fundamentals for preschool and kindergarten. Since they traveled so often, he didn’t get to make a lot of friends. When his sister Berryhill came along, his parents began debating more and more the possibility of settling down… at least so their kids could get a proper education. After a few more years of going from place to place, Eliza and Ben settled down in a cute little home in California. Ben found an old shack on a picturesque beach and fixed it up, turning it into a perfect spot to rent out boogie boards, surfboards, snorkel gear, and grab a snack.

As Orion got older, the third Boyd sibling, Sunshine, was born. Orion loved teaching Berry and Sunny everything he knew about surfing, and the three of them spent many afternoons running around in the sand until they came back to the surf shack to help their dad close up for the night. As Orion got older, he studied and worked at the shack, debating college and secondary education. But he wasn’t too smart, and didn’t think he’d do too well. Still, he tried. Eventually, Orion was running the shack on his own for days on end while their parents traveled again, studying at night. Orion would watch Sunny and Berry, make sure they were getting on the bus for school, and would run the little shop on weekends while attending college. He was dating a beautiful girl, going surfing every day, and working towards a future.

Orion didn’t talk about the fights with his long-time girlfriend Emma very often. He figured people wouldn’t really take it seriously- an adult man, 6′7″, getting slapped around and made fun of by his 5′7″ girlfriend? It was laughable, right? After being guilted into moving with her to Chicago for her to pursue a reporter job, Orion found himself presented with a new start, in a new place. He hated Chicago but adapted quickly, meeting new friends at a local drag and karaoke bar, and realizing his own self worth. After a nasty fight left him with fingernail scratches across his face and bruises on his arms, he broke it off with his then fiancée. Since then he’s really come into his own. Orion started drag- something Emma never would’ve condoned, and met so many amazing and supportive friends. He has started working in wildlife conservation and is living on his own with his rescue, Jupiter, and his 8 chickens.

[riotlain]

Slashers with adopted gen Z reader

giggles. also the reader is hinted to be bipoc in some of these.

Gender Neutral reader bc yea

Jason Voorhees

Meeting you

You were walkin around the forest when you saw him

Your shit sister and her friends are forcing you on a camping trip (bc youre not allowed home alone)

so you wandered off when they went to swimming in the lake

While walking you bumped into Jason

Uhhh shit.

‘Jason Voorhees if you kill that child I swear you’ll be in so much trouble!’ Pamela was screaming in Jasons head

You were lowkey scared. You were just afraid of strangers in general

He then ignored you and killed your sister and her friends

You were 9. With no phone. What now.

while wandering through the woods you came across Jasons cabin

so you just hung around there and eventually fell asleep

you thought your sister would come by or something. she didnt

Actually Taking care of you

Good father energy. Bc Pam

Hes very protective of you.

So to keep you inside he gave you a phone he found from a teenager he killed.

Oh god

What is among us??? No hes not an imposter what?? sus?

Kinda regrets giving you a phone

Cracker!?! what??

Always holds your hand when yall go outside

So what if youre 16? 🙄 Hes still your dad

Michael Myers

Meeting you

He fuckin killed your toxic ass family

You were gonna run away at some point but this works too

He found it hard to kill you

You werent scared of him. and not in the badass “im going to kill you” not scared

You just had a blank expression towards him

hmm *steals child*

You honestly thought he was gonna kill you or something like that

But he didnt

Taking care of you

Ok dad???

He leaves you in random areas and expects you to be there when he comes back

and to quench your annoying ass he gave you a phone

kids like phones right?

Nvm he hates it

No he is not racist for not giving you some of his candy. Quit saying that

Sometimes its wholesome when yall just sleep by each other on the couch

Steals clothes from other teens

“Oh hey dad-“ *drops a pile of clothes on your bed* “Uh thanks?” *nods and walks away*

If you have a very specific hair type you need to bother him to get the right products

*drops a whole bunch of hair stuff on your bed and expects you to claim the ones you need*

Ohh noo all of the items from *hair brand* is gone from the stores.. where did it gooo?

sarcasm

Vincent Sinclair

Meeting You

Lester saw you sitting in your parents car after they went into town

You were asleep with your phone next to you

So since he knew your parents are gone he took you into town

Not to kill you actually

He thought you were a cute kid so he was like “Mmm taking care of kid. Suddenly dad”

He introduced you to Bo and eventually Vincent

Vincent took a liking after you complimented his wax figures and talked about wanted to try sculpting

Taking care of you

He teaches you how to sculpt wax and shows you cool lil designs

Please show him your finished products… he’ll be so proud of you

When hes busy with victims youre left in the living room

Also youre kinda the siren incase someone escapes

Victim: “H-hey kid. Cmon lets get out of here!”

You: …..*loud ass whistle noise*

Bo makes you help around the gas station

Lester also makes you hell him with roadkill

Sorry they had to destroy your phone 🤷🏽

Cant have them tracking you

Brahms Heelshire

Meeting you

You ran away from your folks

And ended up at the heelshire mansion

You noticed the doll and just hung around it

Brahms saw you and gave you the rules

After a bit of you taking care of the doll to your best abilities, Brahms came out of the wall

Then he decided to kinda take care of you instead

Child must be protected

Taking care of you

Protective asf

Kinda strict?? he raises you like his parents raised him

Malcom was very concerned when a child answered the door

Tries to get you to leave alot

you’re just like “Lol no”

Brahms cant kill Malcom sadly

Who would get groceries? You sure cant

Just endores it

Hang with him in the walls

The rats dont bite

Makes you your own small doll so you 2 can be ‘doll bros’ as you call it

Very ok dad energy

You dont have a phone bc

Yea

[bliss-bud]

its teenie omori hc time!! so consider this: sunny’s name is a nickname the same way hero’s is

hear me out on this one- so sunny’s full name here is in fact Asahi, (which roughly translates to sunlight or morning sun), and the reason sunny has the nickname he has today is bc when kel met sunny he butchered his name so badly he accidentally came up with a perfect nickname for him

and its all bc sunny was such a shy kid he couldnt even say his name right and was too scared to correct kel when all he picked up was a mumbly -sahi- at the end of sunnys name

(but mari let it spread bc she thought it was way too cute)

tiny kel: hey there neighbour, im kel! whats your name?

tiny sunny: ᵃˢᵃʰᶦ

kel: ...im sorry what-

sunny: its ᵃˢᵃhi-

kel (now sweating): uh can- can you repeat that

sunny: ᵃˢᵃ- ᵃsahi! 

kel: ..........wow sunny!! thats such a cool name! cmon, lets go play ball outside!

sunny: no wait thats not- 

kel: lets gooo!!!! (he says as he drags a very confused sunny away)

[yunaanoona]

SECURITY BREACH FNAF SCENARIOS/HEADCANONS

First Met

You can imagine them as a human or as the normal animatronic. You can just imagine they were a human band at the pizzaplex if u like.

Glamrock Freddy

It was a normal evening, You were staying in your room peacefully alone. Reading, drawing, or just laying down while listening to some music, doing nothing. Until your best friend basically just barge in your room. "HEY B*TCH, Let's go to the pizzaplexxx!!"

"No thanks, I'll pass." Closing your eyes, you rejected their offered.

"Awh cmon! I got my dad's credit card. I'll buy you anything lets gooo!" They grabbed your hand, trying to get you off the bed. Sighing to yourself, you smile and agreed.

"Haish, fine. But let me change my clothes first"

"There's no time for that! You look great, now come onn!" They grabbed your hand and you both walk your way to the pizzaplex.

After paying for the entry, you guys go ahead and had some fun. Shopping this and that. Eating a bunch of food. Until you gotta leave, but before that. Obviously you gotta go and watch the Glamrocks performance first.

You both, squeeze yourself into the crowd and got to the front of the stage. There were so many kids, some are screaming, crying or sleeping.

There were smoke and music started to play, and you can see the animatronics enter one by one on the stage. "Omgg! Look at roxyy!! She's so prettyy!!" Your best friend is a huge fan of Roxxane. The whole performance is just them squealing and fangirling/fanboying over her. Your eyes is attached to the main singer though. The bear who's known as Freddy. His looks is very charming.

"Wahh.." You were impressed, both by visual and the vocals. The performance was also awesome.

At the end of the performance, your friend can't help and want to meet them, and since well. They got money, they got in pretty easily. They were squealing so much when they met roxy, You thought that they were gonna faint but gladly they didn't. They keep on talking about how awesome and pretty she is. Andd you in the other hand were infront of freddy,

"Your friend is very energetic"

"Yea, they are" Chuckling to yourself you answer. "Glamrock Freddy, nice to meet you", "Nice to meet you too, Im Y/N" you both introduce yourself to each other andd eventually exchanged numbers. Your friend also got roxy's signature and phone number aswell.

Glamrock Chica

You are currently at the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex, since your niece/nephew wanted to go there. You brought them there, and it was going pretty smoothly until they started throwing tantrums at the food court. You see 10 minutes ago you guys were at the arcade, you watched the kid play some games until its time for lunch, And well they don't really like the idea of leaving the arcade. So you basically just pick them up and drag them to the food court. You tried everything to make them calm down, but it was no use.

Chica was there, She helped to serve the food and had some fun with the kids. Until she spotted you, Well technically she heard a child crying and spotted you. She calmly head towards you both, and ask if there is something wrong. "I wanna go to the arcadee!!!" they cried and is hitting the chair with their hand. "Come on don't be like, We'll go back there later. After we eat." sighing to yourself, you tried to calm them down again. "No!!! I wanna go there noww!!" Everyone's eyes is basically on you both now. You were too embarrassed to even look around, especially when chica is infront of you.

"Hey kid, Do you like ice cream? How about this. If you be a good kid and dont cry. Me and your guardian/aunt/uncle, Will buy you some candy and ice cream. Andd we can go to the arcade too! But you need to eat your meal first. Its not good to skip a meal"

Chica bend down to their size and wipe their tears, Their attention is on Chica now. "But.." They had calmed down a bit. "Here, take this. You hug Mister Freddy first, and then we'll get ice cream. Okay?" Chica gave them a Freddy plush to hug. "Okay.." After they have fully calmed down, You sighing to yourself and thank chica, for her help. "Its no big deal! Once you're done just call me. I promise this kid we will get ice cream Anyways I'll get back to work"

She gave you her number, and after that you guys go get ice cream, and had some fun at the arcade. She also said that if you ever need someone to help you to babysit them, you can just give her a call.

Roxxane Wolf

You are currently at the Mega Pizzaplex, In the toys store with your niece/nephew. You guys were getting a hotdog until they suddenly drag you into the store and is begging for you to get them a plush. You don't mind paying for it, but the only problem right now is that. You can't reach it, You're too short and the plushie was at the top of the shelf.

"Should I just ask the shop assistant to get it?" Your niece/nephew asked you while holding onto a little shopbag. "Nope! I-I can get it! Just a little bittt.. More! ugh" You climb up a little, putting your feet on one of the shelf and you almost got it until you slipped and fell right onto your butt🍑. "A-are you alright?!" Your niece/nephew is panicking, Well you fell just to get something for them. "agh, Yep, im fine." Getting up you can heard a small chuckle from behind your back.

"You need a help shorty?"

"Excuse me?-" Infront of you, there's standing Roxy. You were kinda piss off, You hate it when someone bring up the topic of your height plus your butt is still hurt from the fall, but since your niece/nephew wanted it. You put your ego aside and let her help you.

"Yes, actually. Thank you.."

Roxxane took the plushie and gave it to your niece/nephew.

"Here you go"

"Wah, thank youu!"  She ruffle the child's hair, and write something on a small paper and gave it to you.

"What is this?" You open the paper and there's a phone number  on it with a little Roxxane written under it.  "Call me later cutie, Incase you need my help again" She turn around and walk away. Huffing to yourself, You save the number on your phone anyways.

Heyy! It's yuna here!! Wassupp. I will publish another first meet chapter for our monty, sunny, and moonyy! So yea! if you dont have a niece or nephew. Well too bad now you have one. and if you're tall. WELL TOO BAD now you're short.

[yozzers]

my opinions on venom #1 because I don’t have any comic friends to rlly discuss this with lol sorry fr inflicting my tumblr followers w this idk how to process all that

this is like a messy mix of a reread with just my thoughts slapped on and some opinions too idk

ok so i could honestly give less of a shit abt eddie rn idk hes not my silly little guy anymore so I just care less abt him i’m actually just waiting fr elwing to kill him off for real bcs he feels soooo soulless these days. like yes some eddie traits are still there but its not the same, so hoo keep that in mind when i talk abt this, anyway

i swear sleeper is the only reason im slugging through recent venom comics, its like (abyssmal emoji face) “venom sucks sm” --> “ :) omg sleeper!”

im going to also assume #1 takes place before extreme carnage since Sleeper is still around and in their cat form. I’m still wondering if Sleeper is going to be treated as the brock family pet or if theyve been restored to a brock family member again i cant really tell... ig ill maybe maybe not find out in the coming issues if RAM V’s apparently plans fr Sleeper are true

also i ... i like that sleeper just indulges sm in being a cat like i KNOW for a fact you arent even like a cat under there thats just a whole symbiote shaped into a cat they say shit like meow mrow bcs they want to

edit: ok i just skimmed through the 2018 run trying to find something else but found this instead... if ewing/ramv are only going by cate’s run then...ig they wont be restored to brock family member status... augeugh but whyyy im understanding why ppl were bemoaning abt dylan’s role as the “blood son” sevrely downplaying eddie’s role as a parent to sleeper im going to take this as “lol no genetically im not related to eddie like YOU are but--” kind of thing for now. im sooo upset realizing sleeper has jus stopped referring to eddie as father :( 

and its funny because it does happen out of the blue, and eddie doesnt even get the chance to really tell his loved ones goodbye or i love you before he just gets blown up

(im glad eddie’s still a little pathetic here... cmon man so much for “trying to convince the universe symbiotes arent to be feared anymore”)

THIS IS REALLY FUNNY FOR NO REASON. DAD SIGHTING, SETPEMBER, 2 AM, HOME.

1) ignore the first panel i just want u guys to know the general time thing eddies been gone fr dylan

2) sorry the way this tells us the symbiote sometimes fucks off whenever eddie goes back to space is so. the dynamic is giving very “divorce kid and their dad’s gf they dont rlly want to have a connection w and maybe even dislike” vibes

3) dylan being the technical 8th kid after sleeper... like lets just say sleeper is the “first child” in this situation bcs thats the only kid where eddie and symby finally stepped up to becoming actual parents to one of their kids and they were “overbearing as hell”, and now theyre just free-balling with the youngest child (dylan) now. it’s kind of funny if it weren’t for the fact sleeper isnt being treated like symby AND eddie’s kid anymore.

i hope sleeper talks abt their exp being raised by eddie and symby at some point i think itd be a funny contrast to give dylan a look at how eddie (and symby) did their parenting before dylan came into the picture. Like “i was kept in a fish tank and smothered with attention” , *dylan vc* “how does it feel, living MY dream (sans the fishtank part)” i also hope now that dylan will interact w the lifo symbiotes w the knowledge hes eddie’s son, that theres a werid family feud situation. lets gooo daddy issues lets goooo. think of it like this sleeper> dylan > lifo and carnage

4) IT KIND OF IMPLIES THE SYMBIOTE HASNT BEEN SEEN IN DAYS? PROBABLY? WHY DOES IT JUST UP AND LEAVE THOUGHHHH also sleeper is a little too passive in this situation fr me its never mentioned if sleeper is also disconnected from the hive so I assume theyre still sort of connected w eddie?? whyd they not realize that wasnt really eddie... huhhhh

WHY WAS SLEEPER OF ALL PPL SURPRISED ABT SEEING VENOM UD THINK THEYD BE ABLE TO SENSE THEIR PARENT BEING NEARBY AND EVERYTHING? LIKE AT FIRST I ASSUMED “OH SLEEPER IS AWARE VENOM IS BEING WEIRD AND STALKING THEM FRM A DISTANCE” NAURRR THEY DONT EVEN KNOW??? this is so...

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final thoughts ig, i just didnt really feel much. its only issue 1 so i wasnt expecting to get blown away but it just sort of left me scratching my head. its just sort of jarring where i just finished rereading stuff like web of venom: good sons and then the costa run + first host, and im going into this issue... like i think the parenting stuff is rlly the only thing sticking in my head atm. ill probably reread frm the start when we get to issue #4 which is what im mostly anticipating (bcs im expecting to see flash, andi and or bren cameo). 

we dont get to see much on dylan and symby’s dynamic which sucks, bcs thats what i was mostly lookin gout fr in this issue. we do get some more sleeper and dylan interactions which im always happy fr tho! its... a little underwhelming though, actually super underwhelming. sleeper kind of just follows dylan around and its, fine i guess? but i just expected more quips or interjections frm sleeper.

im honestly more interested in dylan’s side of the story which surprised me like i really have 0 care left fr eddie now. which sucks bcs he endeared me sm as a character, but at least currently, he’s sort of just a husk. 

anyway my theory on the whole “dylan and symby not getting along” that keeps being teased im sure itll just be dylan’s rage “infecting” the symbiote all over again or bcs dylan decided to bond with it despite eddie’s warnings its going to go thru that thing the ringo symbiote which is just. unfortunate. im so tired.

anyway!

all of the venom symbio’s shadowed appearances bcs they look so silly:

[gaylittleinnkeepers]

azzie watches naruto— episode 5

Oh No Oh Fuck

(notes: NOTHING)

every time i watch the opening i die when narutos like “CAWM ONNN”

also the part it says “in fighting and in love” it shows sasuke with naruto so in conclusion i think thats gay

ah right i forgot the last ep ended with murder

kakashi getting mowed down

SUCK it was a LOG

sasuke is a monkey-?

sakura being obsessed with sasuke is scary

OH NO DID SHE GET KILLED

she looks mind controlled

THIS IS A DREAM RIGHT

SASUKES DYING AHAHAHAHA

kakashi likes to freak out girls lmao

sakura honey, this is where simping gets you~

SASUKE GOT A HITTT GOOD JOBB

but he dint get no bell uh uh

“THERES NO TIME TO READ MAKEOUT PARADISE”

sakura…stahp…

NARUTO its a trap isnt it? the lunch

oh fucc sasuke got that chakra

OH FUCC

HES LIKE A DAMN SKYRIM DRAGON

kakashi’s exactly like gabriel agreste in adriens life

*always disappearing*

sasuke became a sand mermaid god bless

aw kakashi gets to read makeout paradise <3

NARUTOS LITTLE “EHEHE” IS JUST SO FUNNY I CANNOT

sakura- SAKURA NO

sasuke is such an oblivious bean i-

sakura’s inner demon is back! love of my life

OHOHO IS SHE TRYNA OUTWIT HIM

omg sasukes demon guy looks like a twelve kizuki lmao

TIMES UPP YALL FAILED

“all i did was lay unconscious???” wahaha

YESS ITS SAKURAS INNER DEMON <3

fucking WHAT KAKASHI

this is some fucking brutal honesty

OWO LORD LESBIANNNB!!!

s q u i r t s

SASUKE STOP TRYNA KILL HIM OMG

“sASukE kUnNNnNnNnnn!!!!”

oh theyre supposed to work together

ITS CALLED FOUND FAMILY YOU FOOLS

B R A I N L E S S

SAKURA IS SMORT

kakashi calling out sakura’s simping lmao

KAKASHI WAT

wtf

OH HES KIDDING LOL

kakashi is sadistic as fuck istg

THE DEAD NINJAS

naruto you want ur name on there now???? huh????????

ohohoho extra chance??? noice

LMAO “dont let naruto have any”

IRUKAAAAA

LESBIANNNN

ive decided that iruka is also a lesbian OwO

imagine if naruto still had diarrhea

AHAHA SASUKE THATS GAY

“here have my lunch <3” THATS SO GAY CMON

sakura having troubles giving lunch is funnee

naruto simping zenitsu style

OH NO KAKASHI IS HERE FOR MURDER

OH NOEEEEE

rip team seven god bless

SQUAD GOALS OMGGG

OMG THEY PASSED YEAHHHHHH

thats cute ngl

kakashi like “i like these lil rats ima keep em”

SAKURAS PRECIOUS LITTLE SMILE I CANT

SASUKE SMILED WAAA

naruto being a sailor moon character lmaoo

YESSSSSS SAKURAS DEMON I LOV

@mantabanter THERE WE GOOO! this was such a wacky episode i cant. i loved it sm tho

like i am already in love with these idiots and its been FIVE EPISODES-

anyway watch out for ep 6!! soon!! (i need to write a bunch of shit)

oH and i finally made imogen’s team- theyre called team zeila hehehe

[harryfeatgaga]

you finally get big head to yourself for the night and you know it's gonna do down😋😋and he's like "hey, let's take this slow let me enjoy you" which normally would love but you tell him "slow? no, hard and fast come on" cause you just want him now and he's like "i was trying to be romantic🙄" you reply "we're married with little kids who love waking up in the middle of the night, so lets gooo" but big head takes it slow and you're like 🙄 but still he gives it to you goooodddd😏😏

LMAOOOO YES your like cmon harry we gotta go fast and he’s like um no I wanna enjoy you 😤 and ur like we dont have time 😤 and he’s like dont worry I  got them good and tired out today so they are out like lights 😌

[kazumahashimoto]

HEYYY BATTER BATTER!!!

why does it have to be baseball.

who knows!

when you wanna have fun on your lunchbreak, baseball's the game >:)

strike one!

GOOO IZUMO!!!! KNOCK THE COVER OFF THAT THING!!!!

[REDACTED]

eeeyhhhhhhh my grip slipped on that one guys......... huh?? hrggh.....

hehee >:)

hrh no way he's callin out a homer!!!! HRTGHG I GOT A FAST BALL HERE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT PAL, AND IT'S GONNA SIZZLE YOUR GRILL.

what a dumbass -_-

[REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

YEAH LIKE ANYONE WOULD GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU.

[REDACTED]

GET READY TO FEEL THE HEAT SUCKAAA!!! HYU

HEYUHH!!!

[REDACTED] [REDACTED]

WHO'S FEELIN THE HEAT NOW SUCKAAA~

HYUYNGNBNGNGJGJGNBJGHGNGNGJGNGNGNBH

i got it i got it!!!!! uyh :(

GOD they're so pathetic.

hey!!! usamaro!!!! it's your turn at bat buddy!!!

..... huh? ......GYUHUY

what?

eyuuhh. hh...

aw :) he looks like he's having fun guarding that demon :) disgusting. get rid of that thing before it becomes a problem.

what??? but [REDACTED] said....

heh. emphathyzing with demons are we? an exorcist's job's to drive them out don't forget that.

mh :( hh :( yes i know :(

do it like i showed ya!!!! swing that bat with everything ya got!!!! heh :)

mnmh :(

uh.. um.. you need to grip the bat lower on the handle!

huh? uh..

yeah that should be low enough! now face the pitcher so you can see the ball!

huh? hm!!!! hyuh!!

:D get up!!! don't let em put one past ya like that!!!

i'm not gonna hold back cos he's a kid.

(TAKE IT HOME USAMARO!!! CRUSH THAT BALL!!!! CRUSH THAT BALL!!!!!!) (incoherent shiemi mumbling)

CHYYEH!!!

hym!!!!

woah..

*ball crashes against the fense)

uhh you can run to first base now

huh? *pink pink* hoh?

USAMARO!!!! OVER HERE!!!!!!

hah hah hah hah!!!

uhm you're supposed to leave the bat back here!!

hoh hah hah hah!!!! eyh heh heh heh!!!!

[REDACTED]

(CMON THIS WAY!!!)

I KNOWWW SHUT UP ALREADY.

HEHEHEH!!! WAY TO GO!!!!! YOU JUST HIT A GRAND SLAM HOME RUN!!!!!!

home run???

GO USAMARO THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!

ahh hahaa :D!!!!