#cmon be adults about this

[ladlefox]

The absolute insanity of people being upset that a codex said the first 10,000 "sons" is getting retconned is fucking baffling. If there are other things saying more please share but I have only seen that so far. But if not, please enlighten me how changing "sons" to "children" is ruining the hobby

[r0semultiverse]

shipping this shipping that blah blah blah

Hear me out!

💞 SURVIVORS POLYCULE 💞

[hazardpossum]

‘Hes so cute and innocent omg my baby boy’

THAT IS A GROWN ASS MAN WITH A HAIRY COCK AND BALLS

[thekittyokat]

all i'm saying is that if the tables were turned and jill DID get to kill hoffman we'd be on some serious yellowfang and brokentail shit

[floralovebot]

to me, the fab five are a found family in an intentionally forced way. and i don't mean forced by the writers, i mean the characters themselves forced that relationship dynamic upon the group.

at first, they really were just some kids hanging out and occasionally fighting criminals together. they didn't consider each other family or even best friends. and even as they got older, they continued to think of each other in a very Just Some Friends kind of way. sure they got closer, but they weren't family by any means.

however, this dynamic changed drastically when they became adults because they were all neck deep in mental illnesses, people around them dying, and desperately wanting to live normal lives. a lot of other titans groups become found families early on in their teen/kid era, and it's easy to assume that the same is true for the fab five considering they're quintessential kid hero trope, but that's not the case for them. they only started to consider each other Family as adults and that was specifically because everything else in their life was falling apart and they latched onto their only lasting consistent.

i'm not saying that the fab five were naive in thinking that the others would always be around, but i am saying that for a very long time, they were always around. they were absolutely scared that someone would die, but they also knew they could actually count on each other in a way that they often couldn't count on their actual families. this is taken to an extreme when dick cuts contact with bruce, when ollie dies, when arthur betrays garth, etcetc. everything was falling apart, so they latched onto the last bit of their childhood innocence and accidentally started seeing each other as family.

they don't know each other but they do understand each other more than anyone else in the world. they're mean and petty and they would die for each other. they're unsympathetic and they would fistfight the others' mentors in a parking lot. they aren't family and they're the only family they have left.

the fab five specifically became a found family in response to their own families being at best, very hard to deal with, and worst, absolute dogshit. they forced that dynamic because for a while, they couldn't rely on anyone else. dick couldn't rely on bruce after their falling out, but he could rely on donna and wally, even if they didn't completely understand what was going on. donna will always be able to call upon the fab five - they will never, ever leave her, even when they're going through whatever relationship drama dc wants to write about. roy knows that no matter what he does or what they say to him, they'll always be there in the end.

they forced the found family dynamic!!! that's why it feels different and more complicated than other titan groups!!!!! they didn't naturally become a family, they forced it on the group because their actual families were falling apart and dying!!!!!

[glitchfang]

rose being hyper paranoid and trying to prep several years in advance to keep his capitalist empire from eating itself alive is an interesting concept. its a shame that the way its handled is kinda lame

[tigitaldurtle]

*clicks pen* hm. *scribbles something on paper* yeah I'm gonna need ya to--*scribbles again* *cough* 'scuse me *scribbles*

*clears throat*

yeah i'm gonna need you to draw that older person older looking. why are they mewing

[oswednesday]

me, in my early 30s: hey we should talk about how being in theatre in high school often put our teen bodies in harms way by immature adults who saw us objects to use and sexualize every 20-40 year old around me: theatre kids are so cringe me, in my early 30s: we were put into shows and experienced art meant for adults and had our bodies objectified instead of being taught theatre arts in a safe space with learning about art as the priority and this is also reflected in the indie and professional scene, performers are suppose to without question having their bodies be on display and to be touched how the show runners want every 20-40 year old around me: theatre kids are so annoying me, in my early 30s: hey are you listening to me, you haven’t been in high school in years you’re an adult now those kids you thought were annoying are adults now too hey hello? hello? every 20-40 year old around me: theatre kids  😬😬😬

[cockringvarric]

listen jeff davis knows and morganreid isn’t cooking without gas. Now unfortunately after some research I’ve found fans are all so annoying & stupid god bless

[thatscrazyrandom]

Why do the commentators want Oscar & Lando to hate each other so bad?

[slasherscream]

really wish people would read blog rules more, it makes running blogs like this very low reward and you feel like a machine if people aren't commenting and aren't even abiding by one of the, honestly, very few and politely phrased rules i even have

[diamondnokouzai]

i wont pretend that the front bottoms is good even though i still like them. but i mean yeah sometimes halfway through it DOES have more to do with killing him than it ever did protecting myself.

[mukuberry]

Kinda annoying that Amane has straight up said she is going to harm Shidou and has already attempted to kill someone, and yet i go into the maintags and people think we're stupid for thinking she poses a threat TT

[cape-wearing-enigma]

heartbreaking: person dunking on popular thing you don’t like for petty personal reasons is doing it in a really annoying way

[leapinarmadillo]

paul mccartney worrying about being upstaged by michael jackson.... well, man, you're the one who agreed to work with the hot new thing

[nico-the-overlord]

“You kids have it soooo easy nowa days! when I was a kid we-” ok but I thought that was goal? Raising future generations to not have to go through the shit of previous ones so they can be successful and thrive within their own lives? Why so bitter dude