#clutches my skull

[spaciebabie]

what i want for my birthday this year is that monkey wrapped in ribbons

[taaannnkk]

and I everything

[cheesecakettes]

I'M ACTUALLY CRYING

[zincsmacabres]

[alackofghosts]

bear o'clock

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

was just forcibly reminded of the scene from the finale where kendall roman and shiv watch the video of their dad laughing at dinner in a way that they never saw him laugh. nobody fucking text me

[miiilowo]

I just imagine you holding William and crying and it looks like a beautiful Renaissance painting

Also I think the new book stuff is them getting tired of the theories and shit and are trying to give answers so we focus more on the new stuff so its more popular and successful

I think this may be the final nail in the coffin of quality in the fandom

MY POOR BOY. MY POOR POOR BOY WHAT DO I DO. HES DYING HES BLEEDING OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND GETTING POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT

[elizabethlailfricked]

guess who im thinking about 😊

[spaciebabie]

you draw my oc? i get nauscesous .

[femmikoto]

well. sure made good on that one didnt you lad

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

yay! i have a migraine!

[iruiion]

i was thirty seconds to freaking out about jttw to some poor unsuspecting ignorantdbz fans whom i love but i have now reevaluated myentire life in under 5 minutes and am ending it allllllllll. if my art doesnt become as good as professional quality within the day im going to go scorched earth on my tumblr

[stagnant-stale]

Wip of my favourite character who eats balls

[norts-trolls]

Ohhh baby not antidepressant withdrawls

[lurkiestvoid]

you've heard of head-empty no-thoughts now get ready for its beefy chaos cousin: head-full all-thoughts

[the-ferocious-kittyrose]

Simon gets a message from reader while he’s on base. It’s a video. The thumbnail looks like a blurred image of a store isle

Once he has a moment to himself, he’s able to sit back and finally check out what you had sent.

The camera pans down to show yours and simon’s two year old daughter. She has half a mini chocolate muffin clutched in her little baby fist and chocolate smudges on her nose and bright pink cheeks. She’s standing, staring at something out of frame.

The camera is a bit shaky and Simon can hear you trying desperately to hide your laughter.

“Baby,” you say, “baby, look at me.” You bend down to bring the camera closer to your daughter, who only turns to look at you for a second before going back to staring at the same spot out of frame.

“Who is that?”

Your daughter raised one of her chocolate covered hands to point towards whatever it was that had been captivating her the entire video. “Daddy.”

Simon here’s more of your pained stifled laughter and the camera follows your daughter’s gaze, revealing a cheaply made Halloween grim reaper statue, with dusty purple robes, a plastic scythe, and a hilariously misshapen skull face.

He reads the accompanying texts that had followed the video.

[She just started saying “daddy daddy” over and over and it took me forever to figure out what she was talking about]

[for a second I thought, “oh is he here?”]

[Im so dense lol]

[she really misses you ]

[I miss you too]

The next text was a picture of your daughter fast asleep in her car seat. Now cleaned of chocolate, she had replaced her muffin with a giant plastic rat that she hugged to her chest like a teddy bear.

[she refused to leave without it]

Simon smiles. It had been a long time since he had a family. People who loved waiting for him to come home.

Your texts had been sent hours ago, and he felt bad about not responding all day.

[that’s unfair. My mask is made of much better materials]

[I miss you both too. If everything goes right I should be home by Monday]

[and don’t call yourself dense]

Simon thinks for a moment, something eating at him about that video

[I wish she didn’t know about the mask. I don’t want her to see me that way]

You respond quickly, making Simon feel worse about his delayed reply

[Dont worry about that honey. She’s only two, and I think she only saw you wear in mask once once or twice. She’ll forget in a month.]

[She doesn’t see you as anything other than her daddy]

[her daddy and her jungle gym]

[lol yes that too]

[Im sorry I don’t have a lot of time. I’ll try and call you tomorrow]

[ok Im heading to bed now anyway]

[goodnight I love you ❤️]

[goodnight I love you too ❤️]