#clownie rory

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doodles doodles doodles doodles

first 3 pictures have characters courtesy of @peapod20001 :3

[dissvicious]

Are the triplets having godfathers and godmothers ? Like Cabaji, Alvida... (And I need Shanks to be Blaze's godmother, it's just so hilarious)

Listen I didn't think about godfathers and godmothers but when I told my one piece bestie that Mihawk would be the "wine aunt" of the triplets she immediately answered "wine aunt and beer uncle, Mihawk and Shanks" and I personally think it's perfect

EDIT: OH and I forgot to say that SHANKS will have a SPECIAL BOND with one of the triplets but that will come after daddy's treasure

[nonsensical-pendulum]

hello i would like to know who is the most clown of the three tall moriarty clowns and who is the least clowny? :D

okay well least clown is caoimhe, that's for sure. she is not exempt from Being A Clown however she is neither an infamous undead crime lord or a radio singer who's whole persona revolves around a magenta jacket and 1920s schtick (who does crime on the side)

rory darling is ostensibly visually and immediately Most Clown however all four moriarty cousins are theatre kids at heart. even lupa (maylum). he is. SO goddamn dramatic

so, as for most clown?

Darling shrugs. “I brought him home, he was absolutely zotzed. No point in staying the night if he can hardly stand, is there?” He squints at the mug in front of Maylum. “That coffee?”

Maylum’s hands curl around the mug.

“No.”

“It looks like coffee,” Rory says.

“I have informed you that it is not,” Maylum replies, not making eye contact.

“Well then, what the devil is it? Can’t be alcohol, unless you’ve been holding out on me.”

Maylum sighs. “...Hot chocolate.”

This stills Rory. “Bronach’s recipe?” He asks softly.

“Mm,” is the reply.

Rory is silent for all of five minutes while he turns on the stove and pours water into a saucepan.

“You look awful, you know.”

Maylum glares at him as he turns around.

“I did not ask-”

“Those bags under your eyes aren’t exactly carry-ons, May, and you don’t look like you’ve slept in weeks. You been using illusions over them? Don’t see how you could hide ‘em otherwise.”

Maylum sighs. “Are you quite finished?”

Rory shrugs. “For the moment.”

“In that case, I do not seem to recall asking you for your opinion about my appearance.”

“So ya didn’t.” Rory turns around again, pouring the coffee and sugar into the pan. “That doesn’t usually stop me, you know.” He hops up onto the counter and crosses his ankles, staring at Maylum. “And you’re avoiding my question: When did you last sleep?”

“Your gaudy jacket is rather blinding me,” Maylum hisses, staring at his hot chocolate.

“Well that wasn’t even a clever diversion!” Rory snorts. “Fine, I’ll take it off. Only if you give me a straight answer.”

“...I last slept today.”

“For longer than an hour?”

“The length of time for which I slept was not specified. I have answered your question.”

“Have you considered being a lawyer?” Rory snarks as he shrugs off his jacket.

“Your coffee is boiling.”

“Why, so it is!”

...your guess is as good as mine

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