#clowngames

[the-haiku-bot]

Additional update,

March 15th. There is now 1

level remaining.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

For those unaware, Super Mario Maker for the Wii U disabled uploading levels in March of 2021, and is shutting down its servers entirely in April of this year. I don't know if there's a good estimate on how many levels have been created in SMM's lifetime, but in 2016 Nintendo reported about 7.5 million levels created by players, so the number is High.

In the meantime there is a community dedicated to taking every level that has yet to be cleared for the first time, and clearing it. Some of these levels take 6-10 hours of attempts to beat, and some of them use obscure glitches that no one else has discovered. Nevertheless, as of a few months ago there were less than 20,000 uncleared levels and currently there are less than 1,000.

Nothing remains but the most difficult platform experiences you can imagine. The community is confident they can "beat Super Mario Maker" but the deadline is fast approaching. It will be a tight race, and this is shaping up to be a potentially historic moment.

As of yesterday, all levels uploaded in 2016 have been cleared.

[strawberrygreens]

Candle Family & Town NPCs

[humormehorny]

This is for you @clowngames

https://youtube.com/shorts/ksRne5qKKXk

[strawberrygreens]

Bound by the Puppet Lord's strings, the blistering inferno of Brightcloud becomes a mere flickering candle flame, only kept alight by the unending rage that boils in her corrupted heart.

[humormehorny]

@clowngames

[humormehorny]

At tumblr user @clowngames , what do you mean shadow the hedgehog was made to destroy aids

[clowngames]

The tournament to decide what my pronouns are for 2024

Final Round

Example sentences:

Clowngames has run out of example sentences. They are tired and need to recover their energy. Wish them well.

Clowngames has run out of examples sentences. We are tired and need to recover Our energy. Wish Us well.

[strawberrygreens]

"Even the Archivist of Dreams must rest. Sleep soundly and allow me, in this place where strings do not bind, to be your knight for just one moment."

[techdog-6]

https://youtu.be/ejz5JUIjhjw

@clowngames

[clowngames]

The results of the 2024 clowngames pronoun tournament are in. My new pronouns are We/Us/Our (royal). Please use those pronouns when referring to me from now on.

Example sentences: "I invited clowngames to hang out but We said Our energy was too low and We needed to rest. We said to go on and hang out without Us, so that's what we're doing now."

These pronouns were voted on in a free and fair election. For most people, misgendering them is transphobic. For me, it's anti-democracy.

[humormehorny]

@clowngames

blogging

[strawberrygreens]

Royal Jester of Bigtop, Candle

[clowngames]

The tournament to decide what my pronouns are for 2024

Semifinals Match 1

Example sentences:

Clowngames is capable of magic. Last week We used Our powers to give Us eternal youth. Can't tell if it worked yet.

Clowngames is capable of magic. Last week thou used thy powers to give thee eternal youth. Can't tell if it worked yet.

[strawberrygreens]

new clowngame guys, some more villains this time

[humormehorny]

@clowngames