#clownery 💀

[barrel-crow-n]

*In the Stadhall*

Dregs member: Hello, I'm here for Kaz

Stadwatch officer: Who's Kaz?

Dreg: Ah you must be new

[lavender-phoenix-flames]

The posts about jc wanting to raise sizhui as his own doesn't only frustrates me but it is also hilarious cuz this man can't even raise jin ling without being physically and verbally abusive, he seethes at the very mention of a wen and you think he will raise wen yuan as his own cuz he like a son to wei wuxian so by your logic he is sizhui's 'uncle' now.

What a cruel joke are playing on a child whose whole family got slaughtered by the very seige lead by jiang cheng and the levels of suffering his Xian gege had to go through cuz of jc. Sizhui is polite but that doesn't mean he would tolerate someone like jc.

[chocolate-cream-soldier]

The Agatha All Along writer's room considering Rio as Nicky's father Nicky when He met Rio the first time:

[zevrans-remade]

i just went to add minthara to my party (after successfully rescuing ofc, tho many saves before), but instead was greeted by her being super pissed off 😭

then it said i needed to bribe her 🤨

i give her all the gold i have (which isn't much ik but 🤷‍♀️💀)

and finally she's ok again and can be interacted as usual after getting her attitude level up 🤔

[aces-and-angels]

[greg-montgomery]

there is no way 💀💀💀

[mrhowells]

Smallville 4x03

such an iconic episode, I'm so ready😩 (edit: ignore any typos you might find, I was going through it💀)

NOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO FKN FUNNY PLS LOOK AT THIS MAN'S HAIR I CAN'T BREATHE

Honestly I'm so thankful that not a single one of my schools was like this, it's like everyone just reached an unspoken agreement that bullying was uncool and we'd mind our own business.

needles😬

"Have I told you how much I'm gonna miss you?"

no you haven't but you definitely should, go on😌

*in unison* around where????

HELL YEAH FORCED PROXIMITY FTW

"Come on, do you know how many people would kill to relive their senior year of high school?"

No way in hell, and I had a relatively peaceful experience💀😭

"The last thing I want to be is a reporter."

She would absolutely be perfect but let's get one thing straight: If there's a person on this show who knows when to mind their own fucking business, it's LOIS🤷🏻‍♀️

I mean both Chloe and Lois make valid points, she's 17 and while I totally understand why Abby did it, it really is a bit concerning. Especially considering her mother has been pushing her to do it for the last 3 years😬

I got a comment from a helpful user under my post for last episode (ty🥰), apparently Jason is roughly the same age as Lex?? And he started dating Lana when she was 17?? AND HE'S THE FKN ASSISTANT COACH AT SCHOOL?

Clark wants to try out for the team again🥺

Jonathan let Martha have a job off the farm dude come on, be supportive. YES THANK YOU

omg did he fake his parent's signature on the permission slip???

"...they want people to look at them differently."

he's making points🤷🏻‍♀️

UGH I'm so weak for happy, excited Clark just look at himmm😭🥹

"Maybe if I'd been more patient I would've seen who you really are." EEEEEEEW throw the whole man away🤢

honestly fuck everyone who destroyed her self-esteem to the point where she's flattered bc a crusty man like that shows interest

asjaksjaksj

he's not even denying it-

PLSSSS their faces, especially Lois😭

I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR

and look at Lois "not interested in journalism" Lane right on the story😌😌😌

I'm connecting some dots here and I don't like ittttt😬😬

"I still can't believe that you have a job at my school."

I feel like Lana has had more personality in these last few episodes than she had in the last 3 seasons combined, so that's great to see.

Lex knowssss👀

OMFG LOIS I LOVE YOU

I'mghfdjfghdj LOIS ARE U FREE ON MONDAY-

look at herrrrr😭 LISTEN IF I HAD CLARK'S POWERS-

I mean I agree that beauty is on the inside but that's very easy to say when you look like a literal angel💀 OOp evil surgery lady just said the same thing I did idk how to feel about that💀💀

I love that they're already establishing little things about her, she's messy, she can't spell etc. (though Chloe sounded a bit passive aggressive in both instances, maybe I'm just reading it wrong tho😬)

"It looks like Lois is one step ahead of us." THAT MAKES ME SO PROUD🥺🥺

Clark saving Lois and then Lois saving Clark is something so personal to me actually-

UGH LOOK AT THEMMMMMM😭

*kicks woman* "Bitch."

her lil smile seeing her article in the torch😭

yesss she has fans as she fucking should😌

(Can I just quickly say that as much as I love Homecoming, they could've had at least ONE person at the reunion remember Lois from high school, watching that shit left permanent scars on my soul, it was so cruel😭 Like come on, if reading her article was a "life changing experience" for some students, it would make total sense for SOMEONE to remember her. (yes I'm super salty and what about it))

FUUUUUUUCK I JUST REALIZED I HIT THE 30 IMAGE LIMIT AND I'M NOT EVEN AT THEE DUNK TANK SCENE😭 (off to delete some of them I guess😭)

omg here it comes

"Come on Lois, didn't those guys at the base teach you anything?" "Wouldn't you like to know."

akasjkasdjak YOU KNOW HE WOULD

they wanna bone so bad it makes them look like absolute fucking clowns there I said it

DOESN'TMATTERCAUSEYOU'REGOINGDOWNTHAT'LLBETHEDAYSKADWNKW can you tell I'm losing my last shred of dignity here

ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY CLEARED MY SKIN IMPROVED MY GRADES WALKED MY DOGS ETC THIS SCENE CHANGED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND-

and Tumblr won't even let me upload my 5732893 screenshots where's the justice😭

[thebirdandhersong]

Botheration :-)

[mrsgaryrennell]

I caved in and played the first episode because naturally, I’m curious. Everything was fine until this

Please don’t tell me this is gonna be another Ex on the Villa but with Finn and Kat as the protagonists. At least with Ex on the Villa it was MC and Suresh so the focus was ultimately on them. Obviously, I want my MC to romance Finn so I’m like aight whatever no big deal. I’ll just have to ignore her yapping. But then this is Kat and Finn later in the day

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Bitches will come online guns blazing like “here is why people processing their own trauma in ways I personally do not like are doing it Incorrectly also you are committing thought crimes by creating or enjoying art engaging with dark subject matter and unless you only consume Ideologically Pure Works you are vile and Morally Irredeemable and actually no different than a criminal. No I have not read any research on these topics and do not intend to” and then somehow claim they are progressive and pro mental health and support trauma survivors… make it make sense

[leopardom]

so Mikko from the BC crew won a ticket for tomorrow’s secret show in Helsinki and had to explain to Sony Music Finland that he’s a crew member so he’ll be there anyway

i just thought y’all would like to know about this interesting information 🥲

[desnaa]

me: shows face in inside job server of my reagan cosplay so far

a clown:

[kuragesoda]

bro where in the FUCK was THIS kind of luck during the fling posse daily life banner TTTTT

[meowmeowmessi]

PSG is so unserious

[fhnx]

how i love sanghi tears 💆‍♀️

I am.... So disappointed right now. Have all the Indians forgotten the reason why India doesn't have veto power? Why India is currently the way it is. Congress was in power for more than 70 years, and nothing happened, nothing changed, India's status was deteriorating, and now you expect a party to solve all those problems in 10 years. It takes a minute to cut a tree and years for it to grow fully. Indians need to learn something from Europeans, because i swear to god, you all are dumb as fuck. I just.... I can write more but..

Read the letters that the Britishers wrote when they came to India, and READ what they wrote, the first thing was, "they are so connected to their culture, to their temples, to their history, if we need to enslave them, we need to destroy all of it" this is for the people who were so pissed because of the construction of a mandir. The anti modi stuff that I've been seeing today all over the Tumblr absolutely breaks my heart, you know NOTHING about India's history, you have no idea just how much Nehru pulled us back with all the anti India stuff that he did. If Modi hadn't come into power in 2014, India would've been completely destroyed, china had already taken over such a huge portion and our army wasn't allowed to retaliate. I personally know people who are in the army at high positions, they tell us this kind of stuff. And the fact that so many western news channels are against Modi should tell you the truth, why would the west want India to reach its full potential when they can exploit us instead? Do you guys not remember the things they said during the landing of the chandrayaan 3, they were so pissed that we managed to do something that they hadn't managed to do yet.

[greg-montgomery]

BRUHHHHHHHHHHH guess who texted me again