#clown-husbandry

[get-away-sticks]

Stray jester

Hey, Tumblr. I had a question about a situation that’s been going on for the past couple months.

Back in December, I started noticing scraps of fabric around the outside of my house. Usually, there would also be some kind of messing with my trashcan and flower bushes going on. I should probably note ahead of time that the house I’m referring to belongs to my parents.

So, then I was going out on Winter Solstice to just sit outside and drink some cocoa and watch the moon as best I could. While out there, I heard rustling in the nearby bushes along the side of my house. On instinct, I called, in a rather harsh tone, for whoever was there to come out. Turns out, our neighborhood has a stray court jester and nobody thought to tell me. The poor thing was more afraid than I was.

Over the past couple months, I’ve started leaving out food and drink for him every day before school. I don’t know if you’d call it taming, but he started hanging more around my house specifically rather than wandering the neighborhood. I’d love to take him in properly, but my mom is allergic to most breeds, jesters included.

The problem is that I’m moving out pretty soon, and I know that the other neighbors don’t leave out food for him. I don’t want him to have to start going through garbage again, and I don’t want him to be confused or upset when I suddenly stop coming outside in the mornings to give him breakfast and to play. He’s very sweet, but I can tell that he hasn’t had his shots, and I haven’t been able to figure out his name or who his previous owner was. The problem is that I’m not sure if I’d be able to take him in myself once I move out. I’ll be living in a small apartment without much yardspace, and going to college for a lot of the week. I don’t just want to end up taking him in only to leave him alone so often. Not to mention giving him care would be a huge responsibility for me.

I also know that my family probably wouldn’t approve. They want me to get a service animal, but I don’t want one, especially not a dog. But caring for a court jester is arguably more responsibility for me than just a dog. If anyone has any advice they could give, I would really appreciate it. I really care about my little guy and don’t just want to up and leave him come this summer.

[junosteelisgonnakillme]

Strumpf Core Asthetic

New asthetic. re blog and share to become strumpf core. use #strumpf core

[thereblogbox]

Clown I saw in my dream

[gimmes-beanz]

any suggestions

I'm thinking of getting a clown, It will be my first one, any suggestions?

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[clown-college-honor-roll]

[sarielsnowings]

The four genders 🤡🎪✨

Riso printed clowns for everyone!

Some more close-ups because I like the texture the prints have a whole lot. Printed by the lovely people at @risoclub !

(These prints and other trinkets with the same designs will be available in my shop once it opens after the convention season (so, around December 2024, hopefully).

[moss-the-art-guy]

Gooooood morning everyone! And happy clown week!

[manriah]

My ideal aesthetic

[pippins-place]

i didnt draw anything special for halloween but have this clownbeeste i made a couple years back

bonus balloon animals:

[theclowncarer]

Y'all do know that Jesters and Harlequins are . . . different, right?

Harlequins may wear similar clothing to a Jester, but there are a lot of differences.

Firstly, Harlequins are completely mute (similar to a mime), whereas Jesters are extremely noisy, and tend to make lewd jokes.

In addition, their diets and preferred performance areas are seperate. Jesters prefer traditional European and Middle Eastern treats (think dates and bread), while Harlequins are primarily carnivorous. Jesters prefer to perform in taverns and ballrooms, while Harlequins enjoy forests and large, cluttered rooms.

[creek-ink]

been feeling kinda bad lately so I'm trying to play into nostalgia, doing stuff I did as a kid, yk? and i painted this lil lps- her name is dot but her clown name is ditzy. she's just a lil party clown to cheer me up

anyways I hope u like her, she makes me happy.

[junosteelisgonnakillme]

Introducing Strumpf Core

New asthetic. re blog and share to become strumpf core. use #strumpf core

[thereblogbox]

hey! I saw this clown at a museum! I want a clown of this type so could you tell me what breed this is?

[maveras-posts]

🤡ART IN BED🥵

Art in bed would include:

Ok for starters…A JACK RABBIT

This man can do the deed five times a day

Contrary to belief although he can be selfish in bed, he also will want his partner to feel pleased so expect not to walk ✨WhEeLChAiR MoDe✨

TOYS anything you can think of he has

Art has a collection of toys you could only find in Davy Jones’s locker(It is outrageous)

Ropes, whips and every other dastardly object you could think of 🎶Chains and WHiPs ExCitE MEeEe💃

Expect to wake up with head and go to sleep with some head (Think about facepaint spread all over your inner thighs)

This man ✨EATS✨ like a demon man frfr what that tongue do tho?ALOT—

His aftercare is also very top tier, he’ll stay with you until you fall asleep (He don’t ever sleep tbh)

Art is all about quickies too, he’ll fuck you anywhere a chance presents itself

But the damn horn will go with him everywhere INCLUDING the bedroom 🥲

I swear you’ll be laying down post fucking and you’ll hear the ✨HONK✨ in your ear😭

He’ll try everything and anything as well, this man is truly a wildcard

ANYTHING you wanna try he’ll be apart of👀

For AfAB: Be prepared if your on your period he’ll wanna fuck you even more (I swear the man smells blood like a damn shark 🦈)

All in all he’s a FREAK but you’ll never be dissatisfied that’s for shore💅😜

[clownomics]

"Featured here is the lifecycle of a clown, specifically illustrated through a Circus Clown. Although individual characteristics may vary, such as the shape and color of the camouflaged egg, the size and texture of the Goofball, and the emerging colors of the Jollie, all clowns undergo similar developmental stages. These stages encompass a diverse range of traits exhibited by young and adult clowns, influenced by their respective breeds or subspecies."