#clown is probably skin hungry as well tbh

[thefearfulheart]

I offer a clownbo headcanon

Evbo isn’t one for physical affection but doesn’t mind the contact even if it isn’t his preference. Rarely initiates physical contact other then usually a pat on the shoulder, a handshake or on the rarer occasions a hug by himself but he’s willing to hug or do anything else when asked too since he would feel bad about rejecting them. Pretty much would lay stiff as a board in bed if you cuddled him type of thing because it’s not something that is a need for him unlike for other people and he just ends up feeling a bit awkward about it. He has more of a preference for vocalising things rather since he views that as something more grounded and solid without implications unlike physical contact, something feels different when you vocalise things in his head.

Clown, on the other hand, is much more the one that actively desires physical contact and seeks it out in either small or big ways like putting a hand on people shoulders to draping himself across them. He’s extremely more proactive in initiating contact and that’s definitely because he hasn’t physically touched another person for years as he was locked away in his prison so it makes him feel grounded, makes it feel that he has actually escaped from it when he touches another breathing person that isn’t himself. Basically it allows him to feel real and not trapped in the end while speaking feels more like empty promises and lies in the end. To many implications with words while there’s something more honest about physical touch.

So you get the nice visual of Clown draping himself over Evbo’s back while the other is just chattering along about something, anything really.

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OMG HAPPY 2OO LUV!! ILYSM, AND YOU DEFINITELY DESERVE MORE!! AS EXPECTED I'M HERE FOR THE MATCHUP EVENT AND I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING LATE KSDJFHSDF

1 | name : amie 2 | pronouns : s/her 3 | preferred gender : doesn't really matter 4 | self-description :

— it's ya clown sho <3 anyway, i'm an ambivert but more inclined towards the introvert side. my MBTI is INFJ and i'm a Gemini. i'd describe myself as someone who's very observant? yea, i guess. i'm awkward and you know it. My favorite color is blue, specifically sapphire, but i love all pastel colors. My fav show is Chicago Medical and all the psychological and crime thrillers out there are my favorite ( silent patient is my #1 though ) I love painting, playing piano and basketball!

— what i look in a partner you ask, uh, someone who can tolerate my silence. there are times when i go quiet for a whole day, i'll barely speak, no interaction nothing. i want someone who'd not exactly 'deal with it' but 'understand it.' also, i want someone who i can talk to without any hesitation. i have a hard time opening up so i don't do it but when i do, i spill almost everything. i might cry, might have anxiety attack, i might even shout. i know it's not very healthy but i want someone who can help me with those. plus someone who i can read with please <3 cheating and not having any respect for personal space would be the major deal breaker for me

5 | gen. aesthetic : my fashion sense starts from sweats and ends in sweats. i'm a big fan of those oversized hoodies and shirts, like something really comfy. however, i do have a collection of formal wears like blazers and dress.

6 | color/s to describe myself : red, actually. if not read then blue. it switchers but red 90% of the times.

7 | fav song/s : literally everything by Chase Atlantic and The Neighborhood. However, my absolute favorites are some of the famous classical pieces like Experience by Ludovico Einaudi and Chopin's Ballade No. 1 Op 23.

8 | fav genre of music : classical music ( Beethoven, Einaudi and Chopin own my heart )

Lol this is very lengthy I'm sorry, btw congrats again!

I looked into MBTI, I looked into zodiacs, I went off of what you said

Here he is, the man, Seijoh’s do-it-all guy

HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO ur new boyfriend

There is not enough content for him, anyway

How You Met

Bear with me here

Think about this

Artist!hanamaki

You love painting? Art club.

Idk if youre actually in any art club but shhh

Anyway, it was probably some sort of community thing full of tons of different age artists (bc you’d have basketball or something after school and he had volleyball)

So like once a week on thursday afternoons everyone gets together and does all sorts of artsy stuff

Everyone listens to lo fi music (or you can bring headphones) and chit chat and just paint for a couple hours

Its in the back section of a library (bc the library near me does stuff like this its awesome) so if you want you can go read a book while you wait for things to dry

One day the person that ran it suggested you talked to the new guy

He was about your age, it was his first day, they didn't know what all he was good at, and tbh they thought you two would look cute together

Just the vibes yk

So you set up your canvas and stuff next to him and introduced yourself

And you guys just vibe to the playlist

He’s REALLY good

Compliments you a lot too

Which is fun because he’s cute so it makes you a little flustered

You find out you guys go to the same school and he’s on the VB team

And says he has a (practice) game that weekend and asks you to come if you can

Which you do

And they win! So its fun!

Matsukawa basically asks you out for him though

He’s heard all about you already

“You don't get it issei! She’s so pretty!! God, she touched my hand and I thought I was gonna die!!!!!” “the enthusiasm is new for you” “shut up asshole” (conversation from the night before)

So he walks up to you after the game and is like “Hey so,,, we’re going out to get some lunch, you wanna come?”

Makki thinks HES flirting with you and is pissed off about it

Until you all sit down for lunch and oh, the only open spot for him is next to you (since when is matsukawa willing to sit between iwaizumi and oikawa??)

He asked you out after art club that week (Mattsun threatened not to give him any more monster for the rest of the month if he didn't get the guts to do it)

General Headcanons

You date hanamaki, you're also dating matsukawa

There’s no separating them (good thing ur MBTIs work together too, especially for strong friendships)

This was literally my first thought

So

Good luck with both these trolls

More on that later

Of course he’s going to be worried if you go radio silent for a while, but he'll understand

There are some days he’s not gonna wanna talk either

He’s really supportive on your bad days of course

Expect a random text in the middle of the evening from him

“Hiya sweetheart, just wanted to remind you that you’re beautiful, I love you, and I hope your day is going well.”

When he’s having a bad day, the same thing is all he needs from you to keep moving

He’s a really honest person. If you want to talk to him, be prepared not to get any sugar coating. If you tell him to shut up because you don’t want advice, he will. But if you expect advice from him, expect brutally honest advice. Subtlety is not his strong suit, so when it comes to advice, he’s going to tell it like it is. He's just trying to help, yknow?

However, he’s pretty good with people, so will know how to comfort you when something is bothering you. Tea and cuddles? Gotcha. Dancing at 11pm because neither of you want to sleep yet? On it. You want him to hold you? Perfect.

He’s not like...the most touchy person? There are some things he’s really indifferent on, and other things he’s stubborn as hell with. Whatever you wanna do, though

His weakness though

⚠️this part is slightly little bit suggestive⚠️

He will randomly walk up to you and pull you against him, give you a really deep kiss, smirk and walk away like nothing happened

Like hands in hair probably almost making out and then just

Walk away

Because that’s how he kisses and it’s breathtaking every time

It’s either little temple kisses or forehead or cheek pecks or something

Or that

And probably leaves you flustered and it’s funny (to him) (and to me if I was there with you) (bc that would be funny)

Hmm I’m thinking

I’m thinking hair dye dates

He needs help doing his hair from time to time Y’know (he doesn’t he just likes spending time with you) and he wants to make it pink again

So he teaches you how to do his hair and even offers to dye yours one day

Either just a strand or the ends or everything, up to you

Imagine having twinning hair dye with makki isn’t that cute

I think it’s cute

I said ur platonically dating mattsun right

Yes you are now

He absolutely adores you and loves how much makki loves you

Probably would have asked you out if makki didn’t but he was really pushing for makki to because he was just all over you in the beginning

He wasn’t overly attached to you romantically so being friends? Perfect. Sounds great

You two get along wonderfully though like you act like siblings once you warm up to each other

Again, very brutally honest person, but a little more awkward so doesn’t know what he’s saying might come off as he’s acting like a dick

He doesn’t try to though and he does really care about you

Flat out told makki if he breaks up with you and breaks your heart he’s gonna kick his ass (makki doesn’t know he had the same (less aggressive) conversation with you)

Tbh all of the VBC at seijoh loves you

Oikawa loves talking to you he thinks you’re great for makki

Gets you in on he and makki and mattsun’s antics

Iwa thinks you’re good too he just doesn’t know you as well

I think that kunimi would like you (he was almost a runner up--)

Kindaichi too

The first years just think you’re cool even if they won’t say it out loud

Seijoh VBC loves you

You got mattsun’s approval

And hanamaki loves you with literally everything in his life

So

You’re pretty set with your strawberry baby huh

Date Night!

SLEEPOVERS

I was waiting for some matchup to come along that gave me sleepover vibes

In a perfect world where you could do sleepovers with your bf because most parents would,,,not let that happen

Imagine…

He shows up at like 7:00 after practice, pizza in hand because he picked up dinner

You two eat, chat about your day, he probably scarfs down half the pie bc it’s after practice ofc he’s hungry

So when you guys are done eating you head up to your room

And make pillow fort

It’s mandatory

Different design every time, but there’s a pillow fort nonetheless

And then when there’s just enough room for the both of you to climb in

You get a blanket and a couple pillows and one of your phones or laptops or whatever and watch a movie and cuddle

When the movie is over you guys break out the face masks

You ever wonder why he has such great skin? It’s thanks to you (or if you don’t have masks, he picks them up on the way home from practice)

But anyway you guys talk shit about people for a while and sit with the masks on (it’s usually him talking about how Oikawa is a bitch as much as he loves him) (or about whatever he and Mattsun were talking about lately)

You both get chances to vent while the masks sit on your face and you just vibe with music (usually that you pick) (he listens to like,,,meme songs and like CORPSE yk)

After masks you guys make/get some snacks and munch on those during another movie but this time you’re in comfy jammies and more relaxed Y’know

Less paying attention to the movie you’ve seen a million times and just vibing in each other’s presence and it’s just really sweet

Fall asleep on his chest

Let him fall asleep on yours

Either way, you’ve got him whipped for you he loves you

Not that he doesn’t already but that’s his favorite thing ever so please just let him do that

Always makes sure to tell you he loves you before you sleep too

If you fall asleep first he takes embarrassing pictures of you with your hair being a mess & you best bet he sends them to mattsun because “she’s so cute omfg” “dude” “dude what” “you’re so fuckin stupid” “?” “Whatever—good luck being whipped just tell me when you need to get a ring, k” “you’re such a jackass” “yeah yeah Gnight”

Zodiac/MBTI

Okay so I’m not doing a big long paragraph for all this BUT from what I understand, Gemini/Aquarius are really compatible, and ENTP and INFJ are known as “perfect matches” sO (I had a really hard time deciding between Atsumu and Makki because they're both ENTP)

Psst Gemini + Leo is compatible and so is INTP + INFJ,,,, so, again, asking you to marry me sho 💍💍

Aesthetic/Vibes

Playlist

Prelude and Fugue No. 1 in C major, BWV 846

Linus and Lucy by Vince Guaraldi Trio (meme song)

Sky Full Of Stars by The Piano Guys

Someone To You by The Piano Guys

Shut Up And Dance - Simply Three

Runners Up

Miya Atsumu, Tsukishima Kei

[surveysonfleek]

310.

Are you cold, warm, or just right at the moment?: i’m just right.

Are you watching anything?: no, but after this i’ll probably watch the handmaid’s tale.

Who was the last person to txt you?: my boyfriend.

How about the last person to comment you?: irene.

What was the last movie you watched at home?: baywatch.

Are you mad/frustrated at anyone right now?: no.

What’s for dinner tonight?: chicken stir fry.

Are any of your parents on your IM messenger(s)?: yeah well they both have facebook so i’m assuming they have messenger too.

Do you feel like you need to brush your teeth at the moment?: yes.

When was the last time you took a shower?: a couple hours ago.

What have you done today?: well i got up early and cleaned up a bit coz we had to check out of our airbnb. we drove nearly an hour to grab some dim sum and then my boyfriend dropped me home. this weekend went too quick :(

Where are your pets right now?: he’s outside.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?: my mum.

Do you miss anyone at the moment?: yes.

Have you ever felt like you found the “one”?: yeah, i sure hope it’s him!

What was the last piece of candy you ate?: crunchie.

Are you thirsty?: sorta, i hardly drank water this weekend.

Does that person that you last kissed mean anything to you?: yes, everything.

Who was the last person to IM you?: hmm my friends’ group chat.

What is todays date?: 11 sept ( i queue my posts lol)

Don’t you hate it when your body parts fall asleep?: yes. but cramps are worse.

Do you take any medication on a daily basis?: yup, birth control.

What was the best moment of your life?: all my travel experiences tbh.

Are you single, taken, or is it complicated?: taken.

How old is the computer your on?: it is... four years old?

Did you ever wet the bed when you were younger?: not that i know of. but i probably had.

How much cash do you have on you?: i don’t carry cash.

Who is always able to cheer you up when you’re sad?: my boyfriend usually.

What is your blood-type?: idk.

Have you ever faked sick?: of course.

The last time you were in the fridge, what were you looking for?: water.

What type of day are you having?: the day is nearly over. it was nice.

In your opinion, what’s the best way for someone to die?: in their sleep.

How do you handle stress?: i just keep it to myself and distract myself.

Anything good happening tomorrow?: hell no, i have work.

Do you like clowns?: no.

Has anyone ever under-estimated your intelligence?: yeah lol.

Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it?: yes, plenty of times.

Do you twitch when your falling asleep?: only when i’m about to fall into deep sleep and i twitch myself awake.

In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?: either or.

If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?: yeah i would if i had a ton of money and a place to stay.

Do you have an innie or an outtie bellybutton?: innie.

Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?: i messily fold it.

Do you have a good relationship with your family?: yes.

Can you crack your neck?: yes, i do it all the time lol.

Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?: no.

Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before?: probably. it’s been years since i used it.

Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?: not yet. i hope i find it.

Is your room painted or wallpapered?: painted.

Do you lick your lollipops or suck them?: suck.

Has someone checked you out in a grocery store before?: i don’t think so.

What is the best kind of pizza in your opinion?: meat lovers.

List three of your fears: losing people i love, cockroaches and failing.

Is there something that someone has done to you that you cannot forgive?: nah.

Have you ever felt stupid after saying something?: not often.

Who was the last person to make you smile?: my boyfriend.

What color is your underwear?: white.

Do you believe people who live in trailer parks are trash?: no. someone living in their mansion could be trash tbh.

Have you ever cried so hard that you threw up?: as a kid yeah, that was me.

Look to your right, what is the first thing that catches your eye?: the curtains.

What color is your tongue?: pink lol.

Do you find body hair sexy?: not really.

Do you have freckles?: nope.

Do you put on deodorant on every day?: yes.

When was the last time you yelled/felt like yelling at someone?: idk haha.

What was the last compliment you received?: my boyfriend said my skin looked good.

Is there anyone who won’t leave you alone right now that you wish would?: nope.

Do you scream at scary parts in a horror flick?: nah.

Have you ever felt like life was unfair to you?: not really. i blame everything on myself.

What do you spend most of your time doing?: work and lazing around on my days off.

Who was the last person in your bed other then yourself?: my boyfriend.

Do you really care what’s going on in celebrities lives?: not really but headlines can catch my attention sometimes.

Have you ever broke a plate/bowl?: yes.

Does your house have air conditioning?: yes.

When was the last time you felt like you didn’t have a care in the world?: idk, i always care.

What was the last family get together you went to?: hmm it’s been a good while actually!

What is your favorite restaurant?: any kbbq.

Has anyone ever drunk called/txted you?: yes.

Do you know anyone who has a homosexual parent?: yeah.

Have you ever moved? If so, how many times?: four times but i’ve been in this house for 18 years now.

What is your current myspace song?: i don’t use myspace anymore.

What kind of color eyes do you like best?: any!

Do you fake and bake or get a tan naturally?: neither.

Do hate it when people are hypocritical?: i don’t hate it. but it’s good to acknowledge lol.

What was the last website you visited other than myspace?: tumblr.

Have you ever tweeze your eyebrows?: yes.

Can you do a backwards london bridges?: no?

What type of music could this world live without?: none coz everyone has different tastes...

Do you have a job? If so, where do you work?: yes, at a casino.

What smiley do you use the most on the computer?: :)

Are any of your pets “overweight”?: nah i don’t think he is.

Do you find it romantic when a guy/girl whispers in your ear?: more sexy than romantic lol.

Who can you go to anytime of the day for anything no matter what?: my boyfriend.

What color is the shirt you’re wearing?: grey.

Name three things around you: pillow, blanket, phone.

Do you believe you are a nice person?: yes.

Are you hungry right now?: nope.

Has anyone ever bought you a ring?: yeah.

Name three of your favorite colors: pink, turquoise, purple.

Don’t you just hate that morning mouth taste?: sure.

[geeksrs545]

15 Scary (and Awesome) Adult Halloween Costumes for 2017

Wouldn't you know it, my favorite time of year is upon us again. I love Halloween because it gives me a chance once a year to shed this fake flesh visage for people and don my true, horrific, demonic self I have to hide the rest of the year. His name is Korzburg the Devourer and he has lived inside me since childhood, with one night annually he can reveal his true form through me.

My true self. An abomination born from the fiery lungs of Hell to reign chaos on the people as they cry for mercy.

It is also a great chance to get dressed up and get candy or hit up some kinky social gatherings. With Halloween in mind, we thought we would assemble a list of scary adult halloween costumes (and some funny and cool ones too) that will surely be trending this Halloween (2017 for those who may just awoken from a coma).

Expect to see some aliens, a demon maybe, some pop culture references, and our president. Here, without further delay, 15 scary adult Halloween costumes for 2017 (and beyond).

Side note, not all are scary. Some are just downright hilarious and some are current pop culturegems.

1. Pennywise the Dancing Clown

When IT comes to Halloween, IT is easy to guess this year that the scary adult Halloween costumes trend will be led by none other than the Pennywise from the new IT movie which just came out (and is pretty badass).

There is just something primal in us that clowns evoke, like the simple fact that someone dressed up as such has complete anonymity and can pretty much get away with murder without anyone knowing who is actually doing it. Check out the history of John Wayne Gacy of you think I'm lying.

And let's be real, that face and outfit are scary as hell.

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2. Wonder Woman

For the woman who may not want to be scary but may also want to feel empowered and driven, there is this killer Wonder Woman costume. And we are not talking cheap knockoff. We are talking her outfit from the flick with pretty much every detail nailed.

Granted, the cuffs won't stop bullets so don't get too overconfident when donning this guise.

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3. Krampus the Christmas Demon

By now I am sure you have all heard of the legend of the Krampus. The German equivalent of Santa (more like Satan) who shows up for bad little German boys and girls on Christmas and steals and eats them if they were bad during the year.

Well, now you can actually dress up like the badass beast for Halloween. Please note, the kid legs and shoes sticking out of the bag really sell it and bring this Halloween costume to whole new level. And you can also bust this one out at Christmas, so really, it pays for itself the first year.

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4. Inflatable T-Rex

What strikes terror in the hearts of men more than giant dinosaurs stumbling into a party where they reside? Nothing, that's what. And that is just what you will do when you show up to a Halloween shindig in this inflatable number.

Kidding. The truth is, these costumes are hilarious because they are inflated and oversized and the head wobbles all around when you walk like the T-rex's neck was broken. So what is scarier than a T-Rex at a party?

A T-Rex with a broken neck at a party, real talk. This shit is wholly unsettling.

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5. Twisty the Clown (From American Horror Story)

Of all the scary characters to come out of the many seasons of American Horror Story, Twisty the clown (from Freakshow season and this season) has easily been one of the most memorable and creepiest. When it comes to scary adult Halloween costumes it seems like creepy clowns are gonna be all the rage this year between Pennywise and Twisty.

Hell, going as ANY clown is pretty much scary as hell TBH. But Pennywise and Twisty are the two best bets for actual recognition factor.

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6. Eleven from Stranger Things

Granted, Eleven from Stranger Things is not really a scary character, but you carry a Lego waffle with you there is no question you would be the Belle of the ball this Halloween.

Stranger Things has been a huge hit, so going to a party, showing up somewhere as a grown up version of Eleven is guaranteed to get some cool responses. Plus, you'll have a waffle in case you get hungry at any time, and that's a bonus!

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7. A White Walker from Game of Thrones

Ah, Game of Thrones. The TV show that has literally become a cultural phenomenon. You didn't think the list would be bereft of any entries from this fantastical show, did you?

And what better way to make the room go quiet than showing up as the Night King himself. The mask is really well done, with all the rigid, angular features we know so well from the character on the show.

By the way, extra 1000 points if you go to a Halloween party as a White Walker and never speak to anyone. Just stand there. That will REALLY freak people out.

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8. A Horse

I know what some of you are thinking:

How is a horse mask scary?

Truth is, the horse head has gained HUGE fame over the last five years due to its use and popularity in pics and videos online. So as simple as showing up in a horse head mask may appear, people are gonna love it.

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9. Morty from Rick and Morty

This show is SO HOT right now that showing up at any party dressed up as Morty from Rick and Morty is a surefire bet to get some reactions. Extra points if you can seem really nervous about everything and have your voice crack whenever you try to talk.

The best part is, it comes with mask and yellow shirt so all you need is the toy gun replica and some jeans, as well as a palpable sense of insecurity to really pull it off.

Wubba lubba dub-dub, motherf*ckers.

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10. Jeff the Killer Costume

Now this, my friends and fellow fiends is one helluva scary Halloween Costume. Based on in the internet legend of Jeff the Killer, who would have thought a crappy, Photoshopped internet picture would end up making such a piss in your pants costume, but looks don't lie, and this shit is SCARY! Tha grin alone is just unnerving to the core.

Walking around dressed like this on Halloween would make some of the kiddies like Halloween a whole lot less and might freak out your neighbors (which is kinda fun, you gotta admit).

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11. Inflatable Baby Boy

My God, my eyes have never seen anything scarier than a grownup dressed as a giant, balloon baby, walking around and demanding candy. Some outfits and Halloween costumes are definitely spooky, but this one is just wrong and once you see this thing in motion, it will haunt your nightmares until the day you die. Which, by the way, could be from a heart attack after witnessing this abomination in real life.

You wanna freak people out, a giant, adult baby wobbling around larger than life is a great way to achieve just that.

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12. Billy the Puppet from SAW

With a brand new SAW movie about to drop (entitled Jigsaw), what better time to take Billy the Puppet out of retirement to scare some life back into people?

As many of you recall (or don't, who knows), Billy the Puppet is the little puppet that pops up before every scene or moment in Saw and warns of the details of the following trap. He is creepy as hell, so imagine the terror you will strike in people's hearts when you show up as an ADULT version of said doll and just keep asking people if they want to play a game?

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13. Zalgo

Much like Jeff the Killer we showed before, Zalgo is a Halloween costume based on the Creepypastaabout a creature who incites crippling fear when someone looks into its hollow, red and black eyes. It is another example where an online story and skinsuit don't seem like they would go together but the end result is some genuinely creepy stuff.

Honestly, all skinsuit costumes kind of freak me out. Humans who have hidden faces are the scariest and dangerous humans of all. Doesn't hurt when the face is hidden behind something as hideous as Zalgo.

Wanna see an even SCARIER skin suit, though.

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14. U.S.A Man

Um, I realize there are full-on monsters on this list, but is it weird I find this kind of (literally) blind patriotism to be scarier than the monsters? I mean, the person is a f*cking flag for crying out loud. From the clear bulge you must see in the groin area to the lack of eye contact, I feel like this costume is about as scary as it gets.

Don't get me wrong, I love that people support the U.S.A, but to do so in spandex with no face puts you just one notch under potential terrorist to me.

This is not so much a costume as it is a clear cry for help on our country's behalf.

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Speaking of which, let's end this right..

15. Donald Trump Pouting

There are quite a few Trump options this year. There is even a cool one where you are standing on his shoulders, but I HAD to go with this particular mask because of how well-crafted it is. It really looks like him, even down to the hair and pained grimace and massive, orange pores.

Heck, he's even pouting just like the real thing. And if there is anything scarier than Donald Trump right now, I don't know what it is, honestly. To me, there is nothing scariest than an orange doofus with access to nuclear weapons.

Probably won't end well for us, but hell, maybe you can squeeze this one last Halloween in. Hopefully, the above Halloween costumes help make the decision a little easier for you.

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Images and Costumes Via Party City andSpiritOfHalloween

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