#clittyspitty

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CLITTY SPITTY⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yes, another new phrase from the dirty minds at Sweary Canary...!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Clitty Spitty is the female version of having a dummy spit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ For those of you that aren't Australian, "dummy spit" means exactly how it sounds - if you spit the dummy, you're having a cry like a baby.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Clitty Spitty is when you totally lose your shit out of nowhere. But let's face it, this is never, ever our fault... Ever. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fucking menstruation, seriously.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Anyways to use it in a sentence, one would say -⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Laura had a total clitty spitty and told Jeremy to eat a dick."⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yep, Laura sounds like our kind of gal... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #quotes #quoteoftheday #realtalk #comedy #funny #funnygirl #humor #humour #life #motivational #inspo #goals #resolutions #2019 #thefutureisfemale #phrases #clittyspitty #dummyspit #tantrum #totalfit #losinit #yew #nochill #femalevocab #pink #highmaintenance #pms #influencer #swearycanary #howtoknowifyouredatinganarcissist https://www.instagram.com/p/BtStOpnBfKm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i16cstv1bvln