#clingyduo divorce arc

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

clingyduo divorce should go the extra mile and find some way to get the qsmp in on that. make pac a witness or bagi someone in the jury or get quackity in as a lawyer because my man spent four years on that degree and used it for the one (1) qsmp stream that was juanaflippa's trial and never since.

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

tommy really vying to be voted Most Clingy by year’s end huh?

[chbslove]

i think you could send a 2020 dsmp fan into a coma with any bit of information about the clingyduo marriage arc but this screenshot specifically is just straight up a murder weapon

[soulfireblue]

sorry i haven't been around btw; everything going down with the qsmp happened during tech week and performances for theatre, and then i had finals, but i've missed being around and hope everyone is doing well <3 super excited to see the egg admins and streamers staying in touch! that makes me so happy and i'm really glad we've gotten to witness that. i've missed everyone on tumblr too <3

[xec0re]

The urge to draw osmp clingyduo divorce arc

Their dynamic is lovely

[smallsinger5901]

can’t believe clingyduo are entering their divorce arc so soon, they had such a great marriage laid out in front of them…

[hollenka99]

2023 According to my Tumblr Archive

January

Sherlock Holmes finally entered the public domain in his entirety

Speaker of the House shenanigans in the US

Polls became a thing

The Last of Us show began airing

Panic! At The Disco disbanded (despite it only really being one person anyway)

The Tumblr Sexyman Tournament (Tumblr edition) ended with Cecil from WTNV beating Sans

February

The whole site smelled of vanilla extract for a while

I finally got the chance to see Puss In Boots: The Last Wish and fell in love with Death a month after the rest of the internet

A new Professor Layton main series game was announced after the fandom has been surviving on spin offs for far too long

Mcytblr was commiting just so much voter fraud in our own sexyman competition

March

Limited Life started

Gary Lineker called the government out for having facist policies and indirectly caused a massive walkout at the BBC

I discovered The Lion In Winter

QSMP started

Glue trap meme

April

The Mishapocalypse returned for the 10th anniversary

The 'this Barbie is' meme

Across the Spider-verse came out

Tucker Carlson got fired from FOX

The Writers' Guild of America voted to go on strike

May

The Tories got fucked over in local elections by losing over 1000 seats

An elderly couple sat in a church and were given hats

Queen Charlotte aired on Netflix

Generation Loss

June

Across The Spiderverse came out

I broke our coffee table and I'm still laughing about it

The Oceangate submersible

July

I watched Nimona (and read the comic it was based on too)

Puppet History came back for its 6th season

SAG-AFTRA joined in with the WGA's strike

Colleen Ballinger played her ukulele

I shared the Apollo 11 in Real Time website and it became my most popular post of the year which is cool

Ted Nivison and Eddy Burback revealed they went to every Margaritaville in North America

Months of memes finally culminated in Barbenheimer Day

Season 5 of The Dragon Prince

August

Season 2 of Heartstopper

Planet of the Bass

Tumblr got really into Tree Law for a few days

Charles Martinet retired from being Mario's voice

September

Trump's mugshot

Doctor Who released its trailer for the 60th anniversary

PJO did the same for the upcoming Disney+ show

October

Israel found a reason to intensify their genocide against Palestinians

BBC Ghosts returned for its 5th and final season

The WGA were able to get most of the strike conditions met

danandphilgames announced it was coming back after a 5 year hiatus

The clingyduo divorce arc began

Nerdy Prudes Must Die premiered

Secret Life began

Matthew Perry died

November

SAG-AFTRA were able to win their strike too

Suella Braverman finally got the sack

But somehow, David Cameron returned

Zack and Cody had their dinner reservation

Tommy wrote rpf about himself and Tubbo

American Arcadia was released

The first of the Doctor Who 60th anniversary specials said trans rights

December

Henry Kissenger finally fucking died

James Somerton and other plagiarists got absolutely called out

Wilbur Soot decided to drop an album without any warning

The 'they should have been at the club' meme

The Gȁvlebocken got pecked to death

Gonna be honest, the majority of my archive for this month is just. So Much Doctor Who.

[irrealisms]

More fic recs!

Fic recommendations (by people I know):

WE ALL THINK YOU’RE A GRAND GIRL by cryptofhoney (korethekiller) : niki in manburg, weird formatting/scriptfic. 1k

KILL YOUR PAST SELF by @honeyblockm ; not on ao3, cquackity edit 

BED [DIS]ASSEMBLY by @honeyblockm : sapnap edit. also has an itch.io link and a google drive link

 the loneliest people in the whole wide world by cryptofhoney (korethekiller) : fundy & q, 12x100

sprouts in winter by Crowley_Is_My_Copilot : another “c!dream redemption/healing arc” one, this one’s syndicate-centric; characterization is somewhat ymmv at times but the character voice is phenomenal. i could read every line of dialogue in their voices. 41k

DSMP Riordanverse AU by InfraredArmy : what it says on the tin. imagines various parts of canon as set in Riordanverse. each chapter is its own oneshot. 7k

DSMP Animorphs AU by InfraredArmy : does a similar thing with the Animorphs universe. 3k

which is why I perspire when we tango by Kaylin881 : LN-era quackity/wilbur. horny but not explicit. 2k

Hope in the Trainyard of Something Inspired by litbynosun : LN-era quackity/wilbur; q-centric, has some good q&tubbo interactions as well. 2k

everything you hid inside by monsterloot : modern supernatural au, sbi is family au, wilbur has reality-warping powers and gets a fever. 24k

nothing is wrong, all of the time by monsterloot : canon-typical exile arc. 4k

ignore the skyline by monsterloot : perpetually-unfinished modern au crimeboys roadtrip. sally’s there. 21k, unfinished

just call, i'll be here waiting by monsterloot : same universe as ignore the skyline; wilbur and quackity have a conversation, are deeply in love but also fucking doomed to never do anything or talk about it. L. 10k

oh, how i want to be free by monsterloot : tubbo is in a time loop. angsty as hell but with a happy ending. C!BEEDUO GAY DIVORCE AMEN. ranboo5’s review: “We don't need the beeduo meta anymore” 24k

maybe the path is gory (whatever it takes) by monsterloot : las nevadas/q-centric zombie apocalypse au. 6k

the sun was sinking by monsterloot : “this fic is just Imagine exile and bedrock arc but everyone has superpowers”. 8k, WIP

has the moon lost her memory? by monsterloot : crimeboys, post-clingyduo-finale; tommy, tubbo, and dream visit utah without their memories. 4k

washed up by monsterloot : wilbur is a washed up actor trying to avoid his life. tommy’s his little brother, quackity’s his agent (or something more…?) also wilbur is casually an asshole a lot in this one but in a deeply sympathetic way so I recommend it to people who are fans of that. 10k, unfinished 

blood and cigarettes by monsterloot : Wilbur’s a vampire, Quackity’s a fairy. it’s got Religion and Blood and Suicidality and Fighting With Overtones. bonus: wilbur-phil relationship crumbs. 11k

best friends by monsterloot : some sweet clingyduo, for when you need that. 2k

close your eyes by monsterloot : hunger games au! crimeboys centric, a moment of tenderness in the arena. 3k

Can you tell I'm really sorry? Let's just go home by GraphiteLocusts : ranboo & tubbo mafia au . very good, sweeter beeduo than you’d expect from graphite & spicier beeduo than you’d expect from anyone else. 2k

stomach it. by nocturne_csharpm : schlattkity (well, mostly quackity) and food/consumption. 1k

palimpest by nocturne_csharpm : sootcest (cwilbur/ghostbur) but it's about self-hate and self-harm and moments of gentleness despite it all

Draem AU (collaborative, but mostly WheelCoveredInEyes) : daemon au. follows canon from early s1 through late s3. has: fundy’s settling party; dream/wilbur in pogtopia; tommy in exile; dream/ghostbur, exile through doomsday; hog hunt; quackity pov doomsday; crimeboys in limbo; revivebur joy; sam character study. 42K and still going, although you can just read the completed parts.

gentle with the knife by sesquidpedalian : techno-centric, techno and the fourth wall. 3k

oh brother i long for sleep (oh hunger i know you well) by sesquidpedalian : techno is a vampire. phil’s chill with it. 7k

in conversation with an empty room and a microphone by sesquidpedalian : DSMP SCRIPTFIC FOURTH WALL HORROR. really, really good, and the inspiration for most of the other scriptfic fourth wall horror on this list. 3k

tighten your grip round your wound-up heart by sesquidpedalian : sbi and grief. sbi and digging graves. 4k

drift down into the new dark light by sesquidpedalian : Phil under house arrest. 2k

ortolan bunting by sesquidpedalian : the wilbur/quackity badboyhalo vore stream, taken seriously. fun formatting! reads like an episode of hannibal. read this. 3k

Incarnate Inchoate by underoriginal : the only good “x goes to hermitcraft for a healing arc” i’ve ever seen. dream-centric post-prison redemption/healing arc. author is a joe hills fan and it shows (complimentary). 33k and unfinished, potentially abandoned

Try to make the most of ourselves by WheelCoveredInEyes : quackity character study; doesn’t have any supernatural elements but is heavily inspired by the Flesh from tma. begins in manburg and keeps going. as of making this list, it’s just finished burger arc. 46k, WIP.

Nothing is scarier by WheelCoveredInEyes : gray’s entry into the fourth wall horror scriptfic genre! focused on dream and the prison. 1k

the Experiencing Self is going through it by WheelCoveredInEyes : ghostbur whump, quackity’s there. 2k

[Comic] Late nights by short_tandem_repeats, WheelCoveredInEyes : q and wilbur. pogtopia-era, approximately. wilbur’s having an awful time. so’s quackity, not that wilbur would notice. <1k

Three things that never come back by WheelCoveredInEyes : the drunzbur manifesto. 12k

That's a funny trick to play on god by WheelCoveredInEyes : what if dream and george staged the wedding interruption to cockblock fundy and XD? discuss. 2k

A more careful interest on my face by WheelCoveredInEyes : alexithymic tubbo character study! EXTREMELY good! goes through snowchester/late s3. 4k

listen while I talk on against time by WheelCoveredInEyes : quackity/wilbur pogtopia-era with mythology motifs. 2k

highly fallible machines by short_tandem_repeats : dream and sam, inspired by that one s4 foolish stream. not awesamdream but there is Some Tension. 1k

looking at the void and seldom blinking by short_tandem_repeats : pogtopia era quackity/wilbur. 1k

one bright day in the middle of the night by consumptive_sphinx : PMMM au! has fics from pogtopia through dethronement; mostly quackity-centric with major appearances from wilbur, phil, and sapnap. 6K; all the fics in it are complete but the series is not

so boy just love me down down down by consumptive_sphinx : quackity gets high on MDMA, wilbur tripsits. LN-era. 1k

Greenverse by consumptive_sphinx : largely quackity-centric hunger games victor au. mind the CW tags. consists of:

would you walk the green mile : quackity-centric, with major appearances from wilbur, george, and karlnapity. has a Plot. 13k, WIP/unfinished

if i’m your body type : schlattkity-centric, schlatt pov. even worse than canon, somehow. stays in the honeymoon phase, but it’s still pretty Yikes. 2k

your talent is exquisite : dnf-centric, george pov. they love each other. it’s not enough. bonuses include bulimic dream, profoundly dissociative george, and guest appearances from punz and quackity 



Self-Promo Section (fics I wrote):

the autopsy garland : hunger games au. partly epistolary; both a dsmp fic and a video blogging rpf fic. the approximate premise is "hey, what if in the hunger games, they do all the horrible things their characters have done in the arena, but then outside of the arena they have basically the same fandom as they do in our world except for how they're being forced into it? that would be fucked up, right?" mind the CW tags. 4k

liza forever minnelli : also a hunger games au; this one’s heavily inspired by would you walk the green mile and benefits from reading it. wilbur-centric, with a solid helping of technoblade; about suicidality and forced institutionalization, so uh, mind the CW tags again. 5k

you're fairly certain there's a curtain somewhere : dsmp scriptfic fourth wall horror but by me this time; a direct response to [in conversation with an empty room and a microphone]. 1k

one must imagine Sisyphus happy : early burger arc, wilbur apologizes to quackity. 2k

under these smothering waves : canon-typical exile arc. 4k

how everything is torn : ghostbur, in the days between doomsday and the failed resurrection attempt. 2k

where you hide your heart from me : quackity/wilbur pogtopia-era wingfic. 2k

my dsmp fic recs masterpost

this one's long so i'm putting it under a cut! includes a lot of fandom favorites/ones you probably already know, but i tried to include some more niche ones as well

Author recommendations (not my friends; go read everything they wrote):

Goldenrayofsunshine

shrugofgod

odaigahara

penink

hoorayy

Zannolin

the_g_m

Author recommendations (me and people I know):

sesquidpedalian @erstwhilesparrow

WheelCoveredInEyes @blocksgame

short_tandem_repeats

consumptive_sphinx @regicidal-optimism

monsterloot @aliveburs

cryptofhoney (korethekiller) @honeyblockm

nocturne_csharpm @qwilbur

75hearts (ME! YOU ARE HERE!)

Fangame recommendations:

Good Luck, Minutes Man! by @andhyssops : visual novel about NLM-era c!ranboo. has multiple endings, great art, soundtrack, characterization, etc.

Good Morning, Gogy by @andhyssops : visual novel about c!george. again, gorgeous art, great characterization. i almost don't want to say too much about this one because so much of it is a spoiler!

Doomsday Sim by @bwobgames : doomsday platformer, tommy is the player character, buggy but pretty.

Virtual Ghostbur by @bwobgames : ghostbur tamagotchi!

Character Pattern by @bwobgames : bullet hell with various mcyts (c and cc), tommy is the player character, stupid hard but very pretty

Tommygotchi by @bwobgames : tommy tamagotchi!

Silver Dollar by @honeyblockm : president schlatt is dead. murder mystery twine game

Fic recs (people I don't know well):

devil town by hoorayy : haven’t read this one but i’ve had it recommended too many times to not include. small town horror au. 100k

aftermath by sparxwrites : dream is recovering from the prison. tommy visits him. they have a conversation. neither torture apologist nor abuse apologist! 2k

what i love and what i've lost by Treis : dream & sapnap, dream recovery/redemption/post-prison. 20k

in memoriam by hoorayy : wilbur and sapnap have a conversation. 2k

little women by chrysalizzm : women on the dsmp character study. 1k

dissonance by shrugofgod : tubbo character study!!!!! one of the best tubbo fics imo. snowchester-era. 16k

six foot deep bottom line by shrugofgod : tubbo & q conversation, cookie outpost era. 2k

How to Sex Vol. 4-58 by Goldenrayofsunshine : epistolary fic, tommy pov, canon divergent from the disc finale (punz doesn’t arrive). probably my favorite fic in the fandom. 1k

Chicken Strategy by Goldenrayofsunshine : sam-centric, lots of q also, au where q set off the prison TNT. 20k

The Roman Archives by Goldenrayofsunshine : “Tubbo dies during the disc war finale and uses his time in purgatory to unlock all the secrets of the universe.” 4.5k

Make It Right by Goldenrayofsunshine : Captain Sparklez is tubbo’s dad, crashes the disc finale. my #1 clingyduo fluffy h/c Comfort Food. 2k

Raccooniverse (zombie crossover) series by Goldenrayofsunshine : crossover with the walking dead; doesn’t require any knowledge of the walking dead. tommy-centric, follows canon very approximately for the first two seasons and a bit beyond. 162k and still going, although you can just read the completed parts.

Neon Sunrise by Goldenrayofsunshine : wilbur & quackity, LN-era. 14k

draw up your sword (leave your days ashore) by Odaigahara : puffy joins the server by coming ashore at logstedshire, defends tommy. another comfort food fluffy h/c. 11k

snapshots by sparxwrites : schlatt/q relationship study. very good but mind the content warnings. 6k

the dead don’t dream by penink : what if dream killed tommy and then revived him again and then killed him and then revived him again— (crimeboys whump w a happy ending) 226k

Mafia AU by penink : mafia AU; based on Vibes rather than a specific time period but has Lots Content and Good Characterization. 219k and still going, although you can just read the completed parts.

Fairweather and Foxhole Friends by penink : manburg q & tubbo. 2k

Jubilee Line Satisfaction Survey by penink : wilbur centric, some crimeboys. wilbur in the afterlife! very very good. does fun things with the format--it's a uquiz, not an ao3 fic. another competitor for my favorite fanwork from this fandom.

call this world home by Sixteenthdays, stygiomedusa (grainjew) : another dream post-prison recovery/redemption; in this one, he’s metaphysically trapped in the arctic commune. 43k

l’esprit de l’escalier by eldritchIdeologist : revivebur oneshot. 3k

cause most of us are bitter over someone by honeyblock : niki & wilbur confrontation and reconciliation. (tommy’s there too.) 19k

orphan’s path (series) by aenor_llelo, Alderous, Anarchy-Schmanarchy (Murder_Schmurder), BattleBlaze, ConcoctionsFromHell, Falrisesi, fluxphage, izziel_galaxy, Otakuforlife19, Rocket999 : starts out as a phil&techno backstory. becomes a retelling of the entire server. massively multi-pov, very good characterization, very long. has many Takes i disagree with but also a lot of good stuff. get a text replacer “Lagos” -> “Dream”. 700K and still going, although you can just read the completed parts.

tune by small_lizard : karlnapity relationships study. 4k

applaud, my friends, the comedy is over! by small_lizard : oneshot focused on niki’s birthday party. <1k

it only gets much worse by hoorayy : another q & wilbur, LN-era. 2k

good reasons to freeze to death by hoorayy : tubbo-centric, post-s3 finale (mourning ranboo). 3k

pay it forward by comradeboyhalo : the l’sandburg fic. foolish centric; badlands post-egg healing arc in which they all move onto his house. very canon-typical tone; silly and crack-y but with genuine feeling. 5k

treatise on sin and vice by the_g_m : quackity and tommy and their relationship w religion (scriptfic). 7k

plate of primes by chrysalizzm : poem about tommy. <1k

hunger by Anonymous : probably the only E-rated fic i’m including. wilbur/quackity, LN-era, wilbur provokes quackity into hurting him by pretending to be dream, it’s . fic of all time. 11k

i’m not calling you a liar by Anonymous : jk i lied. also E-rated, wilbur/quackity, LN-era. by the same author as the previous rec, similarly dead dove. lives in my brain forever. 13k

the ckarl mpreg fic by the_g_m : karl doesn’t actually get pregnant in this one. they just want him to. karlnapity, script format, crack treated seriously. 2k

sink secluded by angeloncewas : niki and wilbur, pogtopia. <1k

best laid plans by zannolin : some gentle h/c for revivebur with ranboo and tommy. a bit of a comfort food but in a good way, at least for me. 5k

said the rabbit to the badger by zannolin : crimeboys talk about exile. inconsolable differences fixit. 3k

i can’t stand your taste in my mouth by orphan_account : a really intense but also very good pogtopia-era wilbur character/relationship study. 5k

where to find a silver lining (as the mercury keeps rising) by angelsdemonsducks : cwilbur eggpocalypse fic! 10k

aaaand tumblr hates long posts so fics by people I know will be going in a reblog!