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Perhaps a more literal "Clerk Lover" than most abnormalities playfully given the title; Rat King shows significant variance in hostility when faced with high level employees vs. low rank ones. Teams otherwise completely decimated by its rampages may find themselves with stragglers who were merely forced out of the way in favor of more enticing prey, at least in the moment.
Naturally, Managers should take care to discourage any dangerous ideas about 'mercy' 'favoritism' or "kindness" lest they find abnormality containment units suddenly prone to failure.
#oc: rat king#lobotomy corporation#also its only directly nice being a giant rat skeleton is still scary and watching your team captain get bisected in front of you by said#skeleton is still traumatizing#but i was amused by the idea of clerks just being left fully alone (physically) while the nearest level 4 is tore apart.#also not soloable with your weak guys there are conditions in which favoritism does not apply#and of course gotta get the good ole 'maybe this -giant rat skeleton hivemind- has a point even though i dont know what point that is' goin#and what better way to do that than to somewhat imply a sense of mercy and care and morals for the little guys#let me out of the box level one employee you know you want toooooo dont you hate your job#cw: blood#ask to tag
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I am begging you people to stop headcanoning your favs to either grow up to be cops or be cops in a modern au. on god no hate but literally what the hell is wrong with you.
#shigeo kageyama would not be a cop!#I saw a modern au where TANJIRO was a cop like HELLO????????#toph Beifong would not be a cop (ik this isn’t a headcanon but still)#saw another one with fucking KYOJURO??? K Y OJURO?????#KYOJURO RENGOKU WOULD NOT BE A COP. HES ALREADY A HISTORY TEACHER#please for the love of Christ there are other jobs#start headcanoning your favs as sanitation workers and EMTs and teachers and clerks at the DMV#cowards !
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#pokemon npcs#BW2#Unova#battle subway#trainer class: clerk#trainer class: office worker#pokémon BW2#....I should make a collection of NPCs that are miserable at their jobs (though I guess this one is just implied to be)#it seems to be quite common#....at least they usually have pokémon to bring joy into their lives
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Having worked in a law office makes ace attorney both hilarious and frustrating. What do you mean I have to find further contradictions in Lotta Hart's testimony? I've revealed she was lying about her occupation, her motive for being at the scene, and the level of attention she was paying the crime in progress. Her credibility as a witness is in the toilet, your honor, I move to dismiss her testimony!
Now I would like to submit new unreviewed evidence before the court that I just discovered during recess by snooping 😊 what the fuck is paper work?
#i never worked on anything like criminal law#mostly estate inheritance and finance#so I imagine it would be even funnier to someone who did have a criminal defense background#I hope there's an AA letsplay out there with a defense attorney#but I was a clerk so my job was to do all the boring intricate paperwork the game doesn't bother with#I did read some trial transcripts tho bc in estate law you do get murders#and the job was boring enough I would look intonthe details
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This week at work I'm in the back in production helping with Easter molds, which has been super cool! I've been really appreciating getting to know the production people better and see the behind-the-scenes processes a little bit more up-close.
THAT BEING SAID. I had to take a bunch of days off last week because I had potential jury duty (luckily, they didn't make me go in), so while I got to do my normal clerking job on Sunday, I feel super out-of-touch with what's going on in the store (it's getting all set up for Valentine's Day now!) and I am also missing my fellow clerks :( So as much as I am enjoying Easter molds, I'm going to be very excited when I get to go back to clerking next week.
#original post#chocolate job#we finished all the white chocolate molds today and tomorrow we start dark chocolate#which is going to be more difficult than white because dark (and milk) chocolate likes to show every single scratch and fingerprint#milk chocolate is next week so I won't get to help with that (the other newbie clerk will be taking my place)#this is also when they make the giant and giant-er Santas for Christmas time which I really hope I get to see them do#honestly the best thing about my job is how much I miss it when I'm not there/not doing my regular thing#(helping with shipping at Christmas wasn't bad though because it was still in the same parts of the building)#most of the clerks did come back to say hi at some point during the day so that was really nice#not quite the same as getting to spend the whole day with them but still good
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Just saw the music video for Thot Shit for the first time and, like, holy shit. that's a whole ass twilight zone episode dissecting the hypersexualization of working class black women. First music video I've ever seen where I straight up do not feel qualified to comment on the nuances of everything that's going on here. There's race, there's class, there's gender, there's all sorts of shit going on. There's power, there's racialization and white fear of black people just living their lives. There's the hypocrisy of objectifying black women while criticizing them for being sexy. There's the focus on a white dude when the black women are doing all the work. There's one(1) shot of a white women in a frumpy suit utterly failing to keep up with all the black women's moves. And then the guy's face gets transmogrified into a pussy at the end? That's the one bit I actually just don't understand. There's, like LAYERS to everything going on here. And wow, I found an interview where she talks about what inspired it and she's so humble downplaying it, like "oh haha I just liked the way it sounded when I came up with it in the shower"
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you gotta click through to watch it on youtube, because it is, like, the most twerking asses I have ever seen in a single video, and also there's a genuinely unsettling cronenberg bit at the end, so it's age restricted.
#aj oc#megan thee stallion#thot shit#also the sexy versions of mundane work clothes are SO GOOD#I fucking love a well done skimpy outfit#and choice of what jobs to sexualize#like construction workers and garbage collectors and deli clerks and shit#its fucking genius#Youtube
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I got hired at the library today.
#pixel art#ms paint art#furry#sheep#artists on tumblr#my art#FUCK YOU IM A LIBRARY CLERK NOW#COME GET YOUR LIBRARY CARDS#I AM AUTHORIZED TO GIVE YOU A LIBRARY CARD#I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO SIGN UP FOR LIBBY#got a babybel cheese and some arizona green tea to celebrate#adventures in public literacy#<- in reference to anything related to my new job#as a fucking library clerk. get fucked. i win.
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sometimes you need to have life-altering realizations, cry about them, and then move on be fine and figure something else out
#my job is not sustainable with my health#which is. incredibly fucking devastating if im being real!#ive already given up every other dream I ever had because they were unattainable due to disability#and then I found this job that I love so so so much and could picture doing for the rest of my life#only to have more disability stuff pop up and nope! this isnt gonna work as a career either#and that is. devastating#in a word#but.#im gonna figure it out#im thinking of going back to uni maybe#I dont know#im thinking of either doing a hard pivot into sciences and going into wildlife biology to work with bears#or maybe going to a different college for journalism#im not planning on leaving my job anytime soon#but I need to plan for the future#I could also maybe stay working in schools and be a clerk#we'll see#lots to figure out#cried a lot about it#trying to focus on the future now and not get bogged down in my feelings
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Post 90s Film Gifs
#Post 90s Film Gifs#Clerks#Randal Graves#Clerks Randal#This Job Would Be Great If It Wasn't For The Fucking Customers#Black And White Films
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thank god girlsgogames.com is always there for me when i have to attend an irrelevant zoom meeting
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Being unemployed sounds so good right now
#I was told running this office was a ‘1.5 person job’#no it has become a 3 person job in the past 2 weeks and I only have a clerk with me for half the day#it’s unfuckingreal#this close to calling my manager and saying point blank something needs to change#p
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The Covey would sing this song okay??? Okay. They know it. it’s canon in my brain
#the covey#lucy gray baird#Maude ivory Baird#barb azure baird#clerk carmine clade#tam amber#the hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#thg#hunger games#coriolanus snow#bosas#katniss everdeen#in the pines#I remember songs and then headcanon the Covey knows them#it’s basically a full time job at this point LOL#Spotify
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Any job recommendations for people who love to be left alone, not think too hard at work, listen to podcasts, and actually get decent pay???
#i think genuinely i would love to be a filing clerk for a while#just hide out someplace and organize papers#the dream#also i know it's just one aspect of a larger job but goddamn would i love to pull and put away books at a library#ESPECIALLY once it's closed just me and the library and some sorting
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will be on indefinite hiatus again because the last semester of law school (and my anxiety about the bar) is kicking my butt
manifesting that the next time i log back onto this hellsite that i'll be doing it as an official baby attorney :)
#whyyyy did i decide to clerk again this semester omg#but at least i got some validation regarding my work product today :)#i was told a “good job” and “this is very helpful” like i'm gonna run on this validation until at least next week#anyways i'll probably see y'all after i take the bar in july#vivs rambles
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RANT
#hey boss#u uh- u said i was working sun n wed- can i have more consistent days so i have days to block out for interviews?#.#uve been forewarned#ok so its four months into my gap year and HOLY SHIT JOB SEARCHING IS SO FRUSTRATING#so im working as a clerk at this law firm mon and wed (only 8 hours total tho)#n i THOT i had my reatil job in the bag but then boss goes “yea im really sorry but i cant give u three days - only sundays and weds”#so i was like great ok i need another job thats cool ill just bliock out sundays and weds for potential employers#THEN on sat boss texts n goes “ahhh i dont need u till next week- also can u switch ur wed to fri”. ??????? MA'AM#so i go#she says sorry kid i dont WHICH IS FINE I APPRICIATE THE COMMUNICATION#so i have an interview the next day at a coffee shop for a time THE MANAGER OFFERED#i show up after having pit my day aside for this noon interview#i walk in employees go “uh ho manager stepped out”#she camnt come back for the rest of the day AND doesnt apologize in her email- just “unfourntallyyyy i didnt have time to check my email”#MAAM YOU SEND THE INVITE#whatever#luckily last friday i was invited to this job fair by like four diff locations in san fran n was immeditaly hired#(first trial shift tmr yay!)#but the commute is gonna be KILLER#however im hopeful n i love coffee so yay#also my pet sitting is taking off ive got two sits booked for october#which is suprising bc im also traveling for half the month#manchester edenbrough st andrews milan lake como babayyyyyyy#also this thursday im heading to chicago and maine for a wedding (yay go love!) and to tenessee for another wedding in jan#so now ive got law firm retail associate barista dog sitter n i just KNOW when the holidays roll around n both retail jobs will be wack ill#be floored#but. ahem anywats good things frustrating thinsg stressful things but GOD am i glad i took this gap year#oh yea and ive been hiking tones! lands end trail#tilden park
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"how would you describe good customer service" i dont kill and eat the customer. next question
#filling out a self assessment thing for my clerk interview#its hilarious and annoying to me that the pre-interview stuff for the fed job is easier to accomplish than the municipal job#shouldnt that be the opposite. damn.
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