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i summon you, i sing (in this damp hour)
finally done with my sousou no frieren au fic! by which i mean. the first installment.
you can find it here!
#genshin impact#haikaveh#kavetham#alhaitham#kaveh#genshin#clem's writing#clem's corner#genshin snf au
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After a few days of austria discourse, i love how it seems like a bunch of drivers came to a consensus along the lines of "max was at fault, but it was entertaining as fuck, michel schumacher would have done the same and also i am not a cop"
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“I find that British people in general have an abundance of willingness to overpay for mediocrity”
- James Blair (clem’s wine corner bottle 7)
#one of my fave james quotes ngl#james harvey blair#screaming meals#clement novalak#clem’s wine corner
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#clement novalak#felipe drugovich#felipe lurking in the background of the Wine Corner was hilarious#Clem needs a Brazilian on hand at all times
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Another Halloween special for you, still focused on Luigi’s Mansion, and still kind of morbid! This one’s all about the staff of the Last Resort and how they met their ends!
(General TW for death (including children and animals), murder, and suicide)
(Specific TW for crushing, shooting, heart attack, stabbing, illness, car accident, fire, drowning, and electrocution)
(Let me know if there’s any other specifics I should tag!)
Stewart “Steward” Bell, age 30 (1957-1987): Crushed by luggage when the belt on the cart snapped
Chambrea DuBois, age 42 (1922-1964): Murdered by her employer for stealing money from them
Duncan Krueller, age 33 (1952-1985): Shot by a robber who broke into the mall he was working at
Chef Auguste Soulffle, age 58 (1938-1996) Cooking fire burned down his kitchen with him in it
Amadeus Wolfgeist, age 53 (1754-1807): Heart attack brought on by stress and rage after his performance bombed
King Rory MacFrights, age 46 (764-810): Killed in a joust
Dr. Sylvester Potter, age 85 (1900-1985): Died of old age
(Bonus headcanon: He is the grandfather of the Three Sisters from the second game. They inherited their interest in plants from him, an interest they kept long after they died from an illness)
Mortimer “Morty” Wilson, age 29 (1928-1957): Crushed by a falling stage light while trying to film his masterpiece
Polterkitty, age 6 (2012-2018): Stray cat hit by a car and then enchanted by Hellen Gravely to gain extra powers
Ug, age 35 (25000 BCE-24965 BCE): Eaten by a T-Rex, the same one he is now possessing (since this is the Mario universe, humans and dinosaurs lived around the same time here)
Clement “Clem” Abernathy, age 38 (1948-1986): Hit his head and drowned in the sewers
Pharaoh Serpci I, age 31 (3051 BCE-3020 BCE): Commited suicide as part of a ritual to stop a sandstorm from ravaging her people
Nikki, Lindsey, and Ginny Hawthorne, age 15 (1972-1987): Stage they were performing on caught on fire due to a magic trick gone wrong
(Bonus headcanon: Nikki is the one with long pigtails, Lindsey is the one with the ponytail, and Ginny has the short pigtails)
Captain Fishook, age 70 (1920-1990) Pirate shark killed in a duel with Jonathan “Johnny” Jones, who took over his crew
Johnny Deepend, age 24 (1967-1991): Swim trunks got caught in a pool filter, causing him to drown
Gloria “DJ Phantasmagloria” Townes, age 26 (1973-1999): DJ equipment malfunctioned, electrocuting her
Hellen Gravely, age 40 (1978-2018): Commited suicide after she was suddenly rejected by her lover. After her death, she adopted Polterkitty, became obsessed with King Boo, and brought together the rest of the staff to help defeat Luigi.
After the events of the game, the ghosts (except for Hellen, Polterkitty, and King Boo) all got a second chance, and they now work at the Last Resort, which has since become a legitimate hotel.
And that’s it! Let me know what you think!
#luigi’s mansion#lm3 steward#chambrea#kruller#chef soulffle#amadeus wolfgeist#king macfrights#dr potter#lm3 morty#polterkitty#lm3 ug#lm3 clem#serpci#nikki lindsey ginny#captain fishook#johnny deepend#dj phantasmagloria#hellen gravely#hailey’s headcanon corner#tw death#tw murder#tw suicide#tw animal death#tw child death#tw fire#tw electrocution#tw crushing#tw heart attack#tw drowning
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Clement Novalak is to Screaming Meals what Shane Madej is to Buzzfeed Unsolved.
They are one in the same, I will not elaborate
#clement novalak#screaming meals#marcus armstrong#james harvey blair#f2#indycar#shane madej#buzzfeed unsolved#shaniac#clem's wine corner
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clem’s corner
#it's ALMOST DONE#clem is like me#she's v v cluttered#poor charlie is overrun with witch stuff#ts4 edit#ts4 build#the sims 4#sims 4#simblr#ts4#the lil bed in the top pic left corner is fern's :))#house:clem
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jack bestie I want to try and write a book but the thought scares me so much 😭 I have two really thought out ideas but I’m scared they aren’t going to turn out the way I want them too in my head
OH?? sweetheart i think you would do sooo well writing a book !!! i agree that the thought is very scary, like putting yourself out there and really seeing like "am i actually capable of doing this" is definitely frightening.... but there are a lot of tips online, and i think the main takeaway (?) is probably that you should go easy on yourself. like, all the stuff about "your work seems predictable because you're the one who wrote it and you know what's coming up", and "your first draft should just be for telling yourself the story, then you can make the big adjustments" !!! i obvs have no experience in real book writing but i have a feeling you would do great 🥺
#youre so talented and so generally smart that i think it would work out well for you#<3<3#alsoooo darling!!! aaaaa i thought about you the other day#when listening to a clems wine corner (not the last one but the one before?)#and clem and james were discussing fashion or whatever and soon came the subject of lace underwear (male) and just......#im not gonna say any more because idk if you've listened to it yet so 🥰#anywayssss hope you have a lovely day <33 and a good summer!!!#asks!#tasia <3
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It's been so long...
Since last I've seen my son
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Personally think the next episode of Clems Wine Corner should be done with Danny Rics wine, given him returning to the grid and all
#screaming meals#clems wine corner#pretty sure james said they were interested in what it was like#its a win win
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btw i am so into doctor who rn.my eyes have been opened
#unless i get like 19% more obsessed w it ill probably only b posting abt it on my alt#its clems-corner#not mutuals only btw. thats my public sideblog#catboo.txt#hellow dw mutuals... i am approaching u with large eyes
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was watching extraordinary attorney woo and had to stop and discuss the logistics of a south korean law firm having a branch office in boston. it is just. so impractical. i think. the conclusion has been that they just picked boston bc of harvard being around there.
#literally all they had to do was make it an nyc office#then it would be perfectly practical#extraordinary attorney woo#clem's corner
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so marcus armstrong got punched in the face in front of 50 cent in a club in indianapolis this weekend??
#this sounds fake but if clem and james say so...#there's a lot you can say about the screaming meals podcasts but they are never boring#marcus armstrong#indycar#clem's wine corner#screaming meals#f2
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GUYS CLEM JUST RELPIED AND LIKED MY INSTA COMMENT ALSO MASON AND CLEM WERE HANGING OUT AHHHHHHHHHH
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"Me and Clem have made a baby."
James Harvey Blair on Clem's Wine Corner (3rd Oct 2024)
...James do you actually WANT people to write filth about you at this point? 😂
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aight, hear me out-
#i can't fkn get this au out of my head#so just imagine marlon confiding in lou about the raiders one night and he is just stunned#like his whole world and everything he knew is collapsing in front of his eyes#and he has such a guilty conscience he's like- you gotta tell the others dude I gotta tell the others-#but m has sworn him to secrecy#and he is so shaken from that point on he's just super unusually quiet and everyone's wondering what tf is up w him#esp vi who corners him one time and he just rambles awkwardly and avoids her gaze the whole time#he can barely look at both m and violet and constantly makes excuses to avoid them#just imagine when clem is confronting m and she calls on louis to back her up and marlon's like 'HE FUCKING KNEW' and all the others turn t#him n he's just speechless#and from then on the trust between clem and him is super shaky bc she is suspicious that he agreed w m to sell her and aj out HNNNGH#and he is so desperate to convince her that that was never the case that it never would be#my H E A R T#[ aj rambles. ]#[ out of songs. ]
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