#cleavage goddes

[popping-your-culture]

Everybody loves Raymond’s wife’s rack.

[ifhybutilovechu]

Day 23 : anal

With Shota Aizawa

Y/N was a very well respected hero and teacher. She was very well known and everybody in the building loved her , but she had her eyes out on someone else , the sleep deprived teacher with eyes bags and messy hair always had her soaking wet.

She couldn't help herself around him , having to excuse herself to the bathroom for a quick orgasm with her mini vibrator. Everybody thought she was so innocent but little did she know the teacher and fellow coworker she was masturbating too knew her secret. Aizawa was a very good hero and teacher and that means he notices everything , the sweat on her neck , her squeezing her thighs together when talking to him and the fidgeting gave it all away.

Today Aizawa was in a very pissy mood , so much paperwork , very troubled students and no coffee. He thought his mood couldn't get any worse until you walked in , halfway buttoned up shirt showing all your cleavage just trying to get him hit and bothered , nice tight fitted pencil skirt showing off the hump god blessed you with . He groans as his dick hardens. 'Hi Shota! , hope I'm not interrupting?' you ask , and Aizawa and he wanted to scoff at your innocent act.

'Nah nothing but paperwork...can you come here? ' he asked . He peeped how your legs were shaking and how sweaty your face was , you looked shocked but walked over to him . He stares at you again more closely this time and you get goosebumps feeling his eyes on you.

'Do you wanna fuck me Y/N?' he asks and you gasp at the blunt question and you try stuttering out a sentence 'Why would ? I - you - what even made you think that?' you finally push out and he raises a brow. 'Maybe I'm getting mixed signals or your not using your vibrator while talking to me ' he asks and your eyes widen , you were caught in the act , he waves his hand telling you to come closer and you slowly inch your way towards him , when you get in his range he pulls you in by the waist causing you to fall into his lap.

He can feel the vibrations on his lap and smirks . He lifts your pencil skirt up and looks at your drenched panties 'Let me see the remote ' he asks and you fumbled and hand him your phone controlled remote . You had it on the lowest setting and he slowly cranks it to the highest earning a shocked moan . Your legs clench together but he puts them apart again he watches as your panties get more wet and starts to press firm circles on your clit . 'O-Oh my godd! You squeak out frantically slapping at his forearm.

He flips you over with the vibrator still inside and pulls down your panties watching a string of arousal connect the two . He rubs his hand from your pussy to your ass , rubbing his thumb around your rim . 'Have you ever been fucked here' he asks and you shake your head ' I have played with it though ' you say looking back at him with doe eyes .

He spits on your hole and rubs it around the time before pushing a finger in , you moan loudly and he smacks your ass to sush you . Once you're properly stretch you hear him unbuckling his belt . You feel his thick tip line up with your hole before he bullies his way inside bottoming out and you groan. This was a different feeling of full , you thought you could feel him rearranging your stomach. You groans as he brushes against your g spot.

He spreads your ass more with his hands before pounding into you keeping your vibrator in your sticky cunt at full speed too . You babble nonsense feeling so cock drunk and he suckles hickeys onto your neck 'Fuckk your so deep!' you groan putting a hand over your stomach .

'You're such a cock hungry whore , playing with yourself while thinking of a coworker and now getting used like a cum dump by him' he says before smacking your ass and you yelp. Your eyes roll to the back of your head in pleasure and you feel him hitting every little spot you weren't even aware about . You pussy clenches around the vibrator as you feel yourself reaching your high you whine as he starts to play with you swollen clit before squirting out your cum. You cry out in overstimulation as the vibrator continues at high speed and his thrust in your ass doesn't slow . Tears dropped from your eyes as you hiccup and moan gripping at the desk . His thrust becomes more sloppy and he pulls out before cumming on your ass , he turns the vibrator off and you sigh in relief.

'What is it you came in here for?'

[you-cant-fuck-megaman]

okay, there's no mincing words. plug man knows what sex is. he's an otaku, he knows all about lewd shit by nature. he’s got every single position memorized. but does he fuck? lots of cool lines you could use to find out. "hey, baby, are you a GPU? because i wanna make you mine."

spoiler alert: no.

he could list off his favorite stuff from danbooru and e621 and e-hentai by URL. probably draws some fantastic shit, too. but sorry, he's not going to re-enact his favorite scenes from Darkstalkers doujins with you. see, this is a dude whose job is QA at a TV making facility, to make sure that every display is working fine. this is actually a pretty fucking complicated job! input delay means life and death in games, missing pixels can horribly mess with any scenery, and let me tell you he has OPINIONS on post-processing filters. and then he spends his spare time going to akihabara to look at more devices with TVs in them. his hobby is DOING HIS JOB BUT MORE. this is his life’s passion. the only thing he's interested in plugging in is a third monitor while he upgrades his rig to be able to triple-screen anime. and sometimes parents-unapproved anime.

maybe you can watch those together, at least, in case you need a partner for your weekly dose of cartoon girl upskirts. not with VLC, though. god, that player? its dithering of 10-bit content is worse than CCCP out of the box! and Nvidia users still seem to have luma level issues out of the box that requires a trip to GPU settings to fix. he def knows the aesthetics of sex. probably appreciates it quite a lot. it's very important that her cleavage is exposed in this scene, it represents an opening for her heart to be free. also it's hot. it's like being able to appreciate a nude venus in the middle of a gallery, both for respect of Praxiteles' artistic vision and also a rockin' pair of tits. not fucking it, tho. you can't fuck a statue. that's silly. you're silly.

the question is if you're all right with the group discussions of his cool hentai recs but honestly he's the type of guy to reblog untagged lemon on main, so if you're following him i'm not judging you but i wiLL TELL YOU TO TAG YOUR SHIT GODD DAMN IT THERE ARE MINORS HERE AND I DON'T MEAN OVERCLOCKED PROCESSORS

[toatytoastnice]

the monster mash paring kny x GNreader

there's too much warnings to put here so you'll just have to read to find them out so i got too lazy to do kinktober this year so i decided to somehow beg for your forgiveness and also end october with a bang to put together all the characters i can into a gaint kinky mess i introduce you to

the monster mash!

minors please for the last time leave now by clicking continue reading you are responsible for your actions!

tomioka giyuu: chocking. pairing demon giyuu x human reader

giyuu didn't know what it was about you maybe it was the fact he could snap your neck on accident without even trying it scares him but it excites him at the same time he's the former water hashira and now a member of the upper rank demons within the twelve kizuki your a demon slayer so why the hell are you two here now?

"fuckkkk your so tight this pussy is to die for..." he groans as he feels your blade press against his nape the tip piercing his skin which regenerates your supposed to be killing him not fucking him! yet here he is cock thrusting in and out of you as his hand wraps around your throat tearing the collar of your demon slayer uniform

he moans into your ear squeezing your throat a little more cutting off your breathing before loosening his grip again that blade is so annoying so without fail he reaches behind him and grips your blade snapping it in half and tossing it away letting your hand rest on his shoulder as he grabs both your legs foldoing you in half so he can reach even deeper at the same time he cuts your breath off completely letting you suffocate for a few seconds before restoring your breathing again "fuckkkk let me turn you into a demon yeah?...so i can cum in you for eternity."

tengen uzui: BDSM pairing pirate tengen x sacrifice reader

"look at you. such a good little prize for me huh?...can't believe a simple raid thereat would get me someone as adorable as you to me." the mighty pirate speaks up a hand tilting your head up to get a better look at you ever since the village found out the pirate that has been terrorizing everything had a kink for his prizes being tied up and all that stuff they've sent you to him so they won't be raided

arms tied behind your back ankles tied together and kimono pulled apart to reveal your cleavage not to mention that spider gag in your mouth keeping it open for him to admire "suma makio hinatsuru." he utters three names as three women appear at his sides all dressed provocatively as they lean against his throne

"i think our little guest here needs a lesson on how to suck me off properly right? can't take me in their throat without a little push~" makio smirks suma just smiles slightly and hinatsuru nods within a matter of seconds your looking right at tengens exposed cock it's too big for you to possibly take yet the spider gag keeps you from closing your mouth as you take his cock deep down your throat in one push

makio keeps pushing your head down leading you deeper and deeper suma holds your hair into a ponytail and hinatsuru toys with your clit while whispering instructions "gentle makio! your being too rough!" "shut up suma! how else will they take lord tengen fully!"

"oh my fuckinggg goddness that's right listen to hina'...breathe through your nose and focus let your throat loosen and allow me into that pretty little throat baby." you gag a little as his cock head finally touches your throats entrance and tengen gestures makio who pushes your head down fully "fuck...hinatsuru go get my vibrator."

rengoku kyojuro: cock warming paring zombie kyojuro x human reader

the flame haired zombie pushes a hand to cover your mouth to silence your moans sitting on his haunches as he watches other zombies pass by your trapped within a closet with him at first you expected to get a quickie in but now your stuck in this closet with kyojuro

cock still shoved deep up your pussy as he tries to keep you quiet so the other zombies don't hear you the amounts of pre-cum he's spilling inside you seems to help because you aren't being sniffed out by the others "shhh...quiet flamey...your gonna alert the zombies with your slutty moans...don't think i don't notice you trying to squirm your hips either"

he puts a hang around your moving hips to cease their movements as the groans of the zombies can be heard he lets out quiet moans into your ear as his cock hits your g-spot you wanna move your hips so badly but he won't let you! it's so annoying "flamey i need to tell you something" he moves his hand from your mouth slightly leaning back as you whimper from how his cock moves inside you "wh-what is it 'kyo?"

"the zombies already left."

shinazugawa sanemi: hatefucking pairing werewolf sanemi x human reader

"fuck your such a slut. do you whore yourself out to every monster that tackles you in the dead of night or am i the lucky one?" the beast speaks up behind you as the full moon shines brighter then any time of the year as his claws dig into the ground near the sides of your head listening to you moan so sluttily for him

"fuck i wouldn't be surpised seeing as how wet you got when i pounced on you nothing but a horny little thing. who hasn't been fucked good enough by anyone else so they seek out monster cock instead." "n-no! that isn't t-true!" he just smirks thrusting harder as his cock tip hits your g-spot causing you to cum all over his cock after so long of him teasing and edging you

"fuckfuckfuckfuckkkkk so now the slut speaks up?...say...you ever taken a knot before?"

iguro obanai: aprhodisiac pairing naga obanai x human reader

"that's right baby fuck that's right show me that pretty little neck. your the one who asked me to put my venom in you so you can take my cock at the same time right?" his fangs sink into the side of your neck pumping even more of that poison into your veins tail wrapping around you to keep you pressed against him tightly

your too dumb to even form words simply moaning and whining while he has his way with you forked tounge lapping at the bite marks all over your cute neck"fuck....your so tight around me baby i can't wait for you to be nice and full of my eggs oh you'll carry them so good little birdie won't you~ fuck i'm so close. your ready darling i promised to give you my eggs and i keep my word."

he thrusts into you one last time causing you to moan as he kisses your neck to help distract you from the feeling off one two three eggs taking place within your womb as he pats your swollen belly "there so good right?"

[lokisprettygirl]

Build me Up, Break me Down (Loki x Female Reader)

Read chapter 4 here // Series Masterlist

Chapter 5

Summary : Loki shuts you up for good , the Avengers are planning something

Warning : 18, oral sex, Degradation, Dacryphilia, rough language, mentions of past abusive relationship

"Stand up and undress..let me see if you’re worthy of being fucked by this god"

You looked at him all wide eyed as he said that.

"What did you say?" You asked him as you stood up from the bed

"What did you hear?" He replied

"Can you be more romantic than that?" You mumbled and he snickered in response

"Undress and show you If I'm worthy of being fucked by that god" you repeated what he said and he sat down on the bed. He took the towel off, spread his legs wide and you got a peak of his manhood from between his legs. He was way too comfortable being naked around you

You were standing in your jeans and bra as you looked at him, your fingers fixed the straps of your bra. His eyes raked over your cleavage, and then he signaled you to unbutton your jeans. You quickly lowered it down off your legs and looked at him. Your hands covered your intimate parts even though you were wearing underwear. He has never seen a woman look so timid, when you have lived for thousands of years on a planet where everyone live for such a long time, shyness is the last thing you'd find in women and men alike.

"Romance is for the weak of hearts darling, why make believe? Strip now" you looked at him, shocked by his brazen attitude but not really. You took off your top slowly, looking awkward as fuck. He smirked as he noticed your awkwardness. In the last few days he has been with different midgardian women who managed to wow him with their sensuousness and virility, but somehow he found your rigidness kind of endearing.

"Come here" you looked at him for a second before you looked down again then you walked closer to him.

"Take this off" he placed his index finger inside the waistband of your underwear, and the fleeting touch made you feel as if you have never been touched before, it's been a long long time.

"Ummmm I.. should prepare myself first before I do that" you mumbled meekly and he wrapped his arms around your waist , pulled you closer to him. Your breath hitched as he placed his nose over your clothed mounds and took a whiff

"I could smell your arousal darling, I would say you're very well prepared, in fact you seem to be too eager for me to take you right now" you took a deep breath and you hoped that he didn't see you gulp but he was noticing each and every moment of yours.

"That's…that's not what I meant" you mumbled and he pulled your panties down slowly. You didn't shave, you didn't shave when you didn't have to, you were not expecting him to see you like this today. It happened so suddenly, maybe you should have asked him to fuck you when you were all well prepped. His fingers found your lips and he stroked them back and forth, your hands gripped on his shoulders as you felt the touch.

"You're dripping with lust, were you worried about this?" He asked you as his thumb rubbed against the coarse bush of hair on your mounds, his voice soft for a change even though you knew he must have had an agenda behind it too.

"Ummm men don't like that" he chuckled as he heard you, then you felt his middle finger probe through your entrance

"That's one way to enlighten me of the fact that you got around like a whore" you gasped, both from his words and his long thick finger inside you

"That's not what I…oh godd" your nails dug into his shoulders as he pumped his finger in and out of you very slowly

"God indeed, remember that menial little whore, remember who is blessing you when your foolish brain even thinks of comparing me to those pathetic mortal men" he pulled his finger out and he read the look on your face, disappointment rose on your features as you felt the emptiness again.

"Earn your keep, get down and suck me, if you're good enough to please me, I'll fuck you" You should have gotten down on your knees and you should have pleased him like he asked you to because you deseperately wanted to do it. You wanted to feel the hardness of his cock in your mouth and you wanted to taste him but you won't be good enough, you knew that for a fact that you weren't good enough. Your eyes teared up and his lost the lust he held in them. Tears only aroused him when they were sexual in nature,

"I'm sorry..I should..I'm sorry..I don't know what I was thinking" you quickly pulled your underwear up and ran towards the bathroom, embarrassed and ashamed of the situation you got yourself in. You sat down in the bathroom and cried your heart out as the words of your ex rang through your head

"You fucking suck at this"

"When will you get better, you're good for nothing"

"You will never please a man like she can, useless"

You have learned to drown those noises and you have learned to not think of it, but once in a while something would trigger you and you felt pulled into those hurtful memories again.

Loki was shocked and taken aback to say the least, he wasn't used to this, women always ran towards him and not away from him. He had you wrapped around him, or so he thought. Why did you run away like that? Was he being too cruel with you? He remembered your teary eyes and felt a pinch in his heart, a feeling so foreign to him, he didn't even want to dwell on it for more than a fraction of a second. He stood up, put on a pair of pants and knocked on the bathroom door. When you didn't open it, he teleported himself in there.

"Why are you crying?" You heard his voice and looked at him shocked as you clearly remembered locking the door

"Nothing I'm sorry I got nervous" you told him so he walked over to you and picked you up in his arms, you yelped at the sudden gesture as he walked out of the bathroom and brought you back to the bedroom. Then he placed you down on the floor in front of the couch and sat down on it, you couldn't help but wonder if it should have been the other way around, was he even comforting you? Was he going to kill you?

"You're lying to me, you must know that you can't lie to the god of lies" he grabbed your chin and made you look at him. Though he despised being lied to, he didn't want to know the reason for your saddened state either. He didn't want to know more about you and feel bad about you. He didn't want to feel for you.

"Was I being too harsh on you little mortal?" He asked you as his thumb rubbed against your cheek, he noticed how you leaned into touch as if nobody had touched you with such tenderness before.

"A little" you mumbled so he leaned down to kiss your head

"Is that better? Want me to be more romantic? Is that it? Want me to play with you before I break you?" His thumb rubbed against your lower lip and you nodded in a pathetic attempt to stifle the moan threatening to spill out of your throat

"Is that how you people fornicate in midgard? Pretend to love each other, pretend that you're in it for emotional reasons when deep down you both know what you actually need is not love, but the pure carnal fulfilling sex, it's just a physical necessity"

"That's from George Orwell" he raised his brows and concealed the urge to roll his eyes. "Uhhh I don't want you to 'play pretend'" you air quoted the term and he looked at you surprised. You were bawling your eyes out mere two minutes ago.

"I just got nervous because I think I won't be good at pleasing a 'god' "

"That's for me to decide isn't it? You don't have to stress your silly brain over it, besides even if you're not good enough, considering the experiences I have had on midgard as for now, your oral play lacks imagination but I'll teach you to be good little pet"

God why did that turn you on so much? Why did you want to be his Little pet? Why were you happy that he was disappointed by the head he got?

"What should I do?"

"Have you done this before? Answer in yes and no, anything more than that, I'll chain you up and make you sleep on the floor for the night, all naked" Yes please.

"Yes" you mumbled and he pulled his cock out from his pants, you watched him give himself a few strokes and his cock got harder, bigger , and bigger than you have ever seen before.

"Wrap me in your fist" he told you strictly, his tone authoritative, so you wrapped your palm around his thick girth, he felt hot in your hand, you could feel the blood pumping through those thick veins, a wet drop was starting to form on the tip, you bit on your lips as the sight enthralled you. It felt like a wet fever dream and you wanted to stay asleep forever.

You scooted closer and sat between his legs, that's why he made you sit on the floor huh?

He tried to not notice how small your hands looked around him, he didn't want to focus on the look on your face and how you seemed so eager to take him in your mouth. Just another mortal, that's all you were to him.

He lost all his thoughts as he felt your tongue on the top of his cock, you gave a few kitten licks then you sucked him in like a candy. He tasted cold and sweet, must be some godly genes because you have never had anything like this before. You tried to take him as deep as you could, but he was too big for your mouth, he'd be in your throat if you had to take all of him inside you. You bobbed your head back and forth, evoking a growly moan out of him. That should be your alarm cock, you would love waking up to that sound every morning.

"That's it, take me in little whore, I know you can do this" you pulled him out of your mouth to breathe, then you flattened your tongue and he slid right in. Your eyes teared up as he hit the back of your throat , choking you around his cock, he pulled out as you struggled to breathe around him, the sight of your messed up face turned him on more than ever

"You're worth keeping after all hmm? that mouth was made to be used and ruined" was he praising you? Degrading you? You didn't understand, but he wasn't demeaning you, you didn't feel like cowering in the corner of the room. You felt hot instead.

He stood up, grabbed your head and fucked himself in and out of you roughly. Your face was a mixed up mess of spit, tears and his precum, he looked down and you were just looking up at him all innocent and wide-eyed as if he wasn't wrecking your face at the moment.

"Since you have been..so good for me darling.. would you like to feast on my cum or you'd want me to cover you in it?" He pulled out so you could answer him,

"Cum inside my mouth please, I want to drink from you" Norns. Few hard thrusts and he exploded inside your mouth, the cold cum dripping down your throat felt soothing after the rough treatment.

"Show me, open your mouth" he grabbed your chin, made you look at him and his thumb opened your mouth, you have taken all of him in you, every inch and then every drop.

"Good girl, undress and get on the bed"

The night has just begun.

Meanwhile in Stark's tower

"They have been at the same location for a week now, no energy detected from Tesseract, he didn't use it after the escape" Bruce told Tony and Tony looked at him.

"He's planning something I can tell, he thinks he's playing us, not knowing that we know exactly where he is, what do you think he's doing Thor?"

"I do not know but I know my brother well, he is not the one to escape and hide, there must be a reason"

"I allowed a war criminal to escape because of your gut and instincts, I swear to god if you're wrong about this" Thor glared at him and Tony managed to eat the rest of his words.

What was his brother upto?

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[voluptuous-rwby-girls]

Roll D20 Weiss has to try and button up a shirt.

Rolls a 10

Weiss takes a deep breath that allows her giant chest to shrink as much as possible as she quickly buttoned up the shirt as she smiles. “Thank goddness..now I will be ready for class.” She let out a sigh of relief as that sigh caused the middle buttons to explode outwards revealing her cleavage. “Not....again.”   

[daughterofelros]

The queer men in my Scion gaming group tonight have gone on a kick of pretending they are straight men writing bad novelizations of my assassin character’s fighting a demon bear.

“The crucial seam of her black tank top strained and burst under the onslaught, exposing 40% more of her cleavage to the sunlight as she thrust her sword into the giant titanspawn bear’s neck”

“As she leapt upon the bear, her nipples grew hard, scraping against the material of her bra, which, she reflected at this opportune moment, she had had to begin wearing at the age of 13.”

“The bear was distracted by the clattering of her large breasts”

“Brenna breasted toward the beast boobily”

“He landed nimbly upon her sword where she held it ready in the beast’s flesh, one foot atop the other, driving the blade deeper into its supernatural flesh. Except he slipped.”

“Each of her boobs prayed independently to her inner goddes, beseeching the heavens for the skill to slay the monster. And also wellness. Self care is essential.”

“The blood of the monster sprayed, Tarantino-like, into the beast’s eye partially blinding it, and soaking into her shredded tank top, making it cling to her skin.”

[prettyterribleimagines]

Beyond the end: Tetsuko

Chijinda breathed heavily. He had just defeated one of the most powerful creatures he had ever seen, at least at this size: a praying mantis. As he looked at the body of the titan before him, he heard a dreadful clapping. ‘’Good job, Chijinda. I must say I am impressed that you were able to beat such a vicious bug all by yourself. Your training seems to have worked wonders.’’ A feminine voice boomed from above reverbarating through the transparent prison he was in. It belonged to no other than Lady Masque, one of the four heavenly queens from ASS and the owner of Chijinda. Two giant fingers came from the top of the jar and gently picked him up, bringing him closer to the imposing mask of the bearer of these fingers. Even though he had once made fun of the mask now before him in the past, the last months of harsh training and even harsher punishiments made him fear the object and its owner from the bottom of his heart.

A brief though of rebelling passed through his mind as he was brought near the face of the goddes in front of him. He had defeated her in the past; naturally, he could do it again now that he was stronger. But reality came crashing down on him as he remembered his despairing situation — reality being her size. Masque was outstandingly gigantic — or it was him who was absurdly tiny. It was as if he could be considered a single ant next to an entire tingling. As he arrived at her eye level, she dropped him at the soft palm of her hand as she continued talking with her little captive. “But still, I saw many flaws with your tecnique — flaws that I already told you to fix, and you have no idea how much that angers me, Chijinda. Therefore, for that, there will be consequences” His body froze, his mind went blank and his trembling legs stopped supporting his nearly inexistent weight as he fell to the fleshy ground beneath him. Chijinda knew he wouldn’t be able to handle another punishment. He tried to beg for mercy, but all of his words got stuck in his throat. How could she be so cruel? He wouldn’t be in this situation if he hadn't been defeated by her back on the Hapane island on that fateful rainy day, but now he didn't have time to think about the past. He had an order from his master, after all. He did what she asked, and he did the impossible: he defeated the most dangerous bug he had EVER faced. Damn her... She promised to set him free after that... “But even so… As your teacher, I need to reward you for your accomplishments.” As she said that, she began undoing her shirt, revealing her cleavage and her black bra. “Wait, what ar-" Before he could finish his sentence Chijinda was dropped from the palm of her hand and began falling towards her breats. After a couple of seconds of free falling he reached his destination, hitting the soft flesh of her bosom, an impact that Tetsuko was almost unable to feel but made Chijinda loose track of his location after the landing. The surface he was in was warm and soft, though it had enough firmness to hold him in place there, between her breasts. If the inability to move didn’t make him uncomfortable, the scalding heat certainly did, as it began make his mind dizzy and unfocused. “I do hope you’re enjoying your situation right now, Chijinda, because you’re only getting out of it by the end of the day" Those were the last words Chijinda heard before the fabric of her shirt covered his view. Then, he was plunged in darkness. Soon, his captor began sweating under her school uniform, making Chijinda’s stay between her breasts even more hellish, because worse than the pressure was the gigantic droplets of sweat that began covering the boy on its salty liquid. After a few moments in this torture, Chijinda's conscience went black just like his surroundings. He woke up to an unusual sight: his owner was looking at him, without her imposing mask, while she cried her eyes out. It had been almost a years since the last time he had seen her beautiful bichromatic eyes, all the way back to the first A.S.S. scheme. Upon further inspection, he noticed he was on top of her gigantic palm, out of his pillowy prison, and that meant his “reward" was over: “Lady masque, why are you crying? Where is your mask for that matter?”

With a yelp from the titanic girl above, she began searching for her mask, only to realize that she left it on the other side of the room. “Chijinda! You're well! Thank god, I thought I had killed you with your punis- reward! With your reward!” Chijinda watched a giant smile appeared on the giant girl's face. “You have no idea how happy I am right now, my little Chijinda... Now you will be receiving a great rewar… NO!” She yelled at her tiny prisoner almost making him fly away from the force of the wind that her voice made. That was the first time he had ever seen her so mad. “You need to be punished for making your girlfriend worry so much about you!” She began walking towards her bed. “Forget being my insole for the day, forget fighting my pinky finger, forget being my armpit cleaner, tonight you will have a punishment like no other you have ever received!” Chijinda was really scared right now, he should be thinking about how to sweet talk himself out of this situation, but his mind wondered to something different a the moment. After all, what did she mean with "girlfriend"?

[brookston]

Holidays 3.30

Holidays

Benediction de Los Animales (Blessing of the Animals; Mexico)

Check For Change In Every Coin Return You Pass Day

Culture and Traditions Day (Micronesia)

Demilitarization Day of Åland (Finland)

Festival of Reality Fabrication

Golf Course Day

Grass Is Always Browner on the Other Side of the Fence Day

"I Am In Control" Day

International Laundry Folding Day

Jeopardy Day

Land Day (Palestine)

Limited Liability Day

Manatee Appreciation Day [Last Wednesday]

National Badminton Day [also 3.22]

National Cleavage Day

National Dining Car Day

National Doctors’ Day

National Fitness Recovery Day

National Little Red Wagon Day [Last Wednesday]

National Pencil Day

National Virtual Vacation Day

School Day of Non-Violence and Peace (Spain)

Semana Santa begins (until 4.1; Nicaragua)

Shab e-Barat (Night of Records; Bangladesh)

Smoking Ban Day (NYC; 2003)

Spiritual Baptist/Shouter Liberation Day (Trinidad and Tobago)

Take A Walk In the Park Day

Torrents Day

Welcome Home Vietnam Veterans Day

Whole Grain Sampling Day [Last Wednesday]

World Bipolar Day

World Marbles Day

World Perspective Day

World TB-303 Appreciation Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

National Hot Chicken Day

National Hot Dog Day [also 3rd Wednesday of July & 9.10]

Turkey Neck Soup Day

Feast Days

Amadeus IX, Duke of Savoy (Christian; Saint)

Celebration of the Marriage of Inanna and Dumuzi (Mesopotamian; Day 10 of Akitu)

Dabucuri mirtis, (Initiation Rites of the Young Men; to Jurupari, South American Guarani/Tupi God)

Day of Bau (Goddes of Healing; Mesopotamian, Sumerian)

Erik Satie Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Feast of Janus and Concordia (Ancient Rome)

Festival of Bast (Cat Goddess; Ancient Egypt)

Festival of Renenutet (Ancient Egyptian Harvest Festival)

Festival of Salus (Roman goddess of health & prosperity)

Galen (Positivist; Saint)

John Climacus, the Scholastic (Christian; Saint)

Magha Puja Day (Buddhism)

Mamertinus of Auxerre (Christian; Saint)

Maria Restituta Kafka (Christian; Saint)

Pagerwesi (Festival to San Hyang Pramesti Guru, god of teachers and creator of the universe; Bali)

Quirinus of Neuss (Christian; Saint)

Regulus (or Rieul), Bishop of Sculls (Christian; Saint)

Thomas Son Chasuhn, Marie-Nicolas-Antoine Daveluy (part of The Korean Martyrs)

Tola of Clonard (Christian; Saint)

Zozimus, Bishop of Syracuse (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Lucky Day (Philippines) [37 of 71]

Prime Number Day: 89 [24 of 72]

Taian (大安 Japan) [Lucky all day.]

Premieres

Beetlejuice (Film; 1988)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 89 of 2022; 276 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 3 of week 13 of 2022

Celtic Tree Calendar: Fearn (Alder) [Day 13 of 28]

Chinese: Month 2 (Xìngyuè), Day 28 (Red-Wu)

Chinese Year of the: Tiger (until January 22, 2023)

Hebrew: 27 Adar II 5782

Islamic: 26 Sha-ban 1443

J Cal: 29 Ver; Sevenday [29 of 30]

Julian: 17 March 2022

Moon: 3% Waning Crescent

Positivist: 5 Archimedes (4th Month) [Galen]

Runic Half Month: Ehwaz (Horse) [Day 2 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 11 of 90)

Zodiac: Aries (Day 10 of 30)

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Holidays 3.30

Holidays

Benediction de Los Animales (Blessing of the Animals; Mexico)

Check For Change In Every Coin Return You Pass Day

Culture and Traditions Day (Micronesia)

Demilitarization Day of Åland (Finland)

Festival of Reality Fabrication

Golf Course Day

Grass Is Always Browner on the Other Side of the Fence Day

"I Am In Control" Day

International Laundry Folding Day

Jeopardy Day

Land Day (Palestine)

Limited Liability Day

Manatee Appreciation Day [Last Wednesday]

National Badminton Day [also 3.22]

National Cleavage Day

National Dining Car Day

National Doctors’ Day

National Fitness Recovery Day

National Little Red Wagon Day [Last Wednesday]

National Pencil Day

National Virtual Vacation Day

School Day of Non-Violence and Peace (Spain)

Semana Santa begins (until 4.1; Nicaragua)

Shab e-Barat (Night of Records; Bangladesh)

Smoking Ban Day (NYC; 2003)

Spiritual Baptist/Shouter Liberation Day (Trinidad and Tobago)

Take A Walk In the Park Day

Torrents Day

Welcome Home Vietnam Veterans Day

Whole Grain Sampling Day [Last Wednesday]

World Bipolar Day

World Marbles Day

World Perspective Day

World TB-303 Appreciation Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

National Hot Chicken Day

National Hot Dog Day [also 3rd Wednesday of July & 9.10]

Turkey Neck Soup Day

Feast Days

Amadeus IX, Duke of Savoy (Christian; Saint)

Celebration of the Marriage of Inanna and Dumuzi (Mesopotamian; Day 10 of Akitu)

Dabucuri mirtis, (Initiation Rites of the Young Men; to Jurupari, South American Guarani/Tupi God)

Day of Bau (Goddes of Healing; Mesopotamian, Sumerian)

Erik Satie Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Feast of Janus and Concordia (Ancient Rome)

Festival of Bast (Cat Goddess; Ancient Egypt)

Festival of Renenutet (Ancient Egyptian Harvest Festival)

Festival of Salus (Roman goddess of health & prosperity)

Galen (Positivist; Saint)

John Climacus, the Scholastic (Christian; Saint)

Magha Puja Day (Buddhism)

Mamertinus of Auxerre (Christian; Saint)

Maria Restituta Kafka (Christian; Saint)

Pagerwesi (Festival to San Hyang Pramesti Guru, god of teachers and creator of the universe; Bali)

Quirinus of Neuss (Christian; Saint)

Regulus (or Rieul), Bishop of Sculls (Christian; Saint)

Thomas Son Chasuhn, Marie-Nicolas-Antoine Daveluy (part of The Korean Martyrs)

Tola of Clonard (Christian; Saint)

Zozimus, Bishop of Syracuse (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Lucky Day (Philippines) [37 of 71]

Prime Number Day: 89 [24 of 72]

Taian (大安 Japan) [Lucky all day.]

Premieres

Beetlejuice (Film; 1988)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 89 of 2022; 276 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 3 of week 13 of 2022

Celtic Tree Calendar: Fearn (Alder) [Day 13 of 28]

Chinese: Month 2 (Xìngyuè), Day 28 (Red-Wu)

Chinese Year of the: Tiger (until January 22, 2023)

Hebrew: 27 Adar II 5782

Islamic: 26 Sha-ban 1443

J Cal: 29 Ver; Sevenday [29 of 30]

Julian: 17 March 2022

Moon: 3% Waning Crescent

Positivist: 5 Archimedes (4th Month) [Galen]

Runic Half Month: Ehwaz (Horse) [Day 2 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 11 of 90)

Zodiac: Aries (Day 10 of 30)

[urfavkilljoy]

Finding my unicorn: A nerd's unexpected RAOBJ success [FM]

(Disclaimer: this story involves cheating. If that vexes you, write your concerns on the back of a $20 bill and I'll tell you where to mail it so your concerns are addressed by the right authorities)

"Hey man, you free to head up to Reno next week? Our supplier is changing the T&C of our contract again and I want you to ensure we're not being taken to the cleaners"

So starts this story, with a text from my boss. Normally, I wouldn't have minded. The flight duration from the Bay Area to Reno is about two Frasier episodes long, 2.5 if we encounter a headwind. While there, I enjoy Noble Pie (recommend the Wrangler with a good IPA). Not to mention the quiet time away from a quarrelsome long-term relationship beginning to come apart at its seams.

This time however, I was annoyed. Week after week I'd been flying to Reno - I was on Season 7 of Frasier already, to give you an idea. I wanted nothing more than to stay put, to go to happy hours in SF with friends from business school after work, instead of nursing a lonesome pour in my hotel room as I pored over Excel models. I had bought 10 CrossFit classes off of Groupon months ago, and dammit I still needed to redeem 7 of them. So no, boss, I wasn't free to head to Reno!

"Sure Jake, I can take the Sunday evening flight and meet with their CFO first thing Monday morning? Personally though, I've lost faith in these guys and just want source business to that Chinese supplier."

As I trudged into my hotel room late Sunday evening, I was 6/10 on being tipsy (free Southwest drink coupons), 7/10 on being horny (sat next to a fiiiiiine Asian woman in her 40s who got rather touchy after I used some of my drink coupons for her), and 9/10 on being frustrated (why am I sleeping in yet another hotel room, but also WHY THE FUCK hadn't I gotten her number? Do I never pick a hint?).

My internal monologue wouldn't shut up, so I headed to the hotel bar to grab a nightcap.

Fuck, its cold in Reno. Fuck, I could really use a warm mouth around my cock right about now. Fuck, the Asian was chubby in all the right ways. Fuck, this IPA tastes like shoes.

Fuck. My. Life.

I remembered my old Yoga instructor, a 50-something gorgeous woman with the ass of a 20-something. "The universe evens everything out, eventually", she used to say, which sounded deep as I used to sneak glances of her cleavage, her thigh gap, her ass, for later spank sessions.

With my tipsiness at 8/10 now, I searched "Reno F4M" on RAOBJ and RAOMD. Found a couple older posts. Shot them a very innocuous PM with a photo of myself.

Fuck, its late. I better sleep.

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"Hey man, sorry to push our meeting out, have a few urgent fires to put out"

I liked the CFO of our supplier. He and I went to the same MBA program, many years apart. He was sharp, quantitative, a nerd like myself. We had a huge mutual respect that comes from working together over multiple months and learning from each other. I still was annoyed that our meeting was to be much, much later in the day.

Turning to Reddit, OH HEY SOMEONE REPLIED! It was a 21 year old girl who wondered if I'm still interested? Of course I am! I shot her a note and started refreshing my screen every 5 seconds.

Orange Envelope!

"Let's meet this evening..." "Wow you look cute with glasses!" "Here's another photo of me..." "Haha yes we can grab dinner beforehand"

Was this happening? Was my yoga instructor right about this? This sort of thing never happens to a nerd like me!

Hopes up, I take a few phone calls and prep for my CFO meeting later. Moments before, an orange envelope arrives.

"Hey sorry, I don't feel so well, I think I'll have an early evening"

.....what? Damn you Yoga teacher, I wish a lifelong shavasana for you.

Cloud over my head, I go into the meeting I came to Reno for.

"So I wanted to tell you that we'll have to redo our payment terms. Tariffs and shipping shortages are fucking with the raw material prices and..... You okay?"

No, I'm not. The only thing more fucked than your supply chain is my goddamn luck.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just tired. I'll run the model again with newer inputs this evening"

Hotel. Gym. Excel. Beer. Bed

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Next morning, as I'm headed out of the hotel for another round of meetings, an orange envelope arrives. "Sorry about last evening.. I really wanted to make it happen". Oh, is that so?

"You feeling better? I can pick you up if you are"

She had me pick her up from a 7-11, 2 miles from my hotel. As I'm pulling into the parking - wow, she's gorgeous! Porcelain white skin, delicious lips, are those C cups? Hair long enough to grab and fuck her throat. Wait.. wait, where are my manners??

"Thanks for still being up for this!"

more small talk as we drive back to the hotel

"Why did you decide to do this?" why are you looking a gift horse in the mouth you idiot???

"It'll make for a good story - I post sometimes on stupidslutclub"

....oh

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We walk into my room, she drops her bag on the couch. What are the rules now that we've gotten to this point?

"Let me know if you're uncomfortable with anything. For now, I'm going to unwrap my gift" I say, cheese factor at an 11/10 as I kiss her lips and start pawing at her button-down shirt. Holy shit she tastes delicious! Still kissing her, my hands unbutton her shirt and let it fall to the floor.

C cups, called it!

I kiss her beautiful face some more, sniff her hair (one of those weirdos that get turned on by that), her neck, blinded by lust and frustration of the past few days (flustered?), I put my tongue in her ear. What am I doing?? Oh, she seems cool!? Cool!

I walk over to my bed, sit on it and motion her to come hither.

"Undo my shoes, take my socks off, I want my feet licked"

Moment of truth. This is where she walks out, or things get interesting.

She gets on her knees, in her bra and yoga pants, and does exactly what I asked of her. She gives slow and deliberate attention first to my right foot, then the left.

So glad one of us didn't get cold feet.

"Unzip me, I want your warm mouth around my dick"

She does as she's told. At this point, I'm half man, half pre-cum. Holy shit her mouth around my dick feels amazing! Suddenly, this trip didn't feel so bad! She bobs her face up and down, I grab her hair. Good lord they're silky smooth. I want her conditioner. I want to pull her hair but also not really. Fuck it, I'll pull them.

I grab a handful of hair from the base and give them a yank. She's unperturbed, lost in her own world, her pink lips making my dick vanish halfway and then unleashing it with more spit on it than last time. I wanted her so badly. I didn't have a condom.

"I'm on my period. I do have a condom though."

fuck. yes. Sorry Yoga teacher, shouldn't have wished death on you.

"I want you to put the condom on me"

She takes the wrapper off, tries. It's taking her longer than it should.

Now look, I don't have a long schlong. No GWS trope here. It's pretty average in length.. However, it is girthy. Which is why I use magnums. She had with her a durex thingie, which just wasn't....working out. I'm feeling bad, she's feeling bad.

"Let's forget this, I just want to blow you"

She for real?

"Sorry about the condom fiasco. I'll visit next week and I'll bring own then. Right now, I want you to lay on the bed for me"

She does as told. I take off her bra, her yoga pants, there's a buck naked beauty on my bed. Holy shit holy shit holy..

I get on top, kiss her, and start working my way down to her neck, kissing it as I go, final destination tit-ville. As my mouth is working on her tits, my watch buzzes. Fuck, if I don't leave in 15 mins, I'll be late for my meeting. Fuck.

I sit up, and tell her I need her to rim me. This is where she draws the line, I bet.

"Okay"

I sit on her face and she proceeds to lick and slurp my asshole like the fat kid in Willy Wonka. She's under there for an eternity. I spot the Pearly Gates through my peripheral vision. This is real. This is happening. I'm rock hard. My asshole is wetter than a Seattle tuesday. Her hair look so pretty as they're spread out under me on the bed. I want to kiss her so bad.

So I did. Passionately. I've wanted this for so long.

10 minutes to go before I'm late. I need to nut.

I get her to kneel by the side of the bed so I can fuck her throat, just as we'd discussed over PMs. One thrust, two. Gag. Easy there bud. One thrust. Gag. Fuck.

"Suck on my balls"

She does as she's told. I'm rubbing my own dick now, getting there, quickly.

"Open your mouth"

I cum inside her mouth, the life draining out of me. Head light, spinning. Balls emptied in her, she opens her mouth to show me my cum, and with one gulp, its all gone.

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The supplier meeting went as expected. We were being taken to the cleaners. I now have to visit the Chinese supplier next week.

For once, I wish I were headed to Reno.

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[mistercrush]

heyyyo im hungover from last night but i just wanted to say, i really got into my emotions! i was at a park thinking of him and moaning out his name(not too loudly my friends were there). goDd i wish it were legal so i could just fuck him! i wore a dress on the second to last day of school and i could tell he was looking at the part of the dress that shows a little cleavage. i dunno... ive felt this way about another teacher but that was last year and now i dont feel anything for that one

there, there. it will be over soon.

for now, just distract yourself from him. i know it hurts and that URGE to just go up to him and smother his face with kisses is sooo strong, but you have to hang on and restrain yourself. i dont want you or your TC to get in trouble :)

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"Big Titty Thot": N6 slams Roman Goddess for leaking Don Jazzy's name as one of the men sending her DM

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