#clawblur

[riverkingmarley]

I could never be an author because I would be so annoying about Easter eggs. Mia and Carson would have disappeared Taylor and Rachel Hebert. Every book would have a character named Amy who smokes a lot. Then Amy would give an anti smoking psa in ward. I would role play Lisa when I explained things in WOG. I would have characters disappear from the story by mentioning they were moving to Brazil. Crawler would be there.

[riverkingmarley]

Lol claw is so funny. Me and my husband run a shitty disappearing service but all my clients keep moving to my city. Me, my husband, and our 37 criminals living under an assumed identity.

[riverkingmarley]

Turns out I was spelling clawblr wrong but now that tag is mine and mine alone.

[riverkingmarley]

I’m finally in time to make bad posts about a book on release instead of 10+ years after!

[riverkingmarley]

Mia when a client tries to contact their old life: “give him the claw”.

[riverkingmarley]

“Get clawed idiot” - Clemma, Claw 1.1

[riverkingmarley]

So am I missing something or did the neighbours name their kid “Random”?

[riverkingmarley]

Managed to get hit by a claw spoiler.

[riverkingmarley]

“How did Mia get root level access to the hospitals” ☝️🤓