#classics heritage posts

[classicsheritageposts]

⚔️ centurion-tertia Follow

Feminas incutiens pro fornicatione non decorus est

Incutiens Alexandrum Magnum pro fornicatione absolute decorus est

ratio Tumblris

🌬️ ineptus Follow

infidelis erat. ad suum uxorem.

🏺 vis-sensus Follow

iste homo quoque mortuus per multos centum annos fuerat hic est ridiculissimus nuntius qui unquam in vitam meam videbatur me

🌌 divinadorothea Follow

rei carissimae de isto nuntio:

sententia milia hominum alexandrum magnum scortum appellant

scortum quem antiquorum regum appellans

sententia homines Alexandrum Magnum INCUTIUNT quod Pessimi Scorti est ille INCUTITUR quod salsissimum scortillum est, APERTANS CRURA EA AD OMNES IN AULA

hoc fortasse incepit propterea quod homines improbationem pro infidelitate Alexandri Magni ad suum uxorem expresserunt - quod OP "incutiens pro fornicatione" et "Est-ne foedus ille infidelus erat" res idem cogitat

Alexander Magnus mortuus fuerat per CCX

CCX salsi, salsi annos

modus hoc ostenditur in tali CONVINCO SJW modi quando loquuntur de rege quo moechato est et MORTUUS FUERAT PER CCX ANNOS

verum quod locutiones "Incutiens pro fornicatione" que "Alexander Magnus" in idem sententia usi sunt

id est iam appellite id quod plerusque "incutiens pro fornicatione" cogitant ad Alexandrum Magnum.

Tunica eius nimis constricta, toga eius brevissimus, tu-ne VIDISTI quam saepe os pingit??? audivi iste Hephaestionem apud stabula fellavit ET in culo paedicabatur a Ptolemaei

vix cogito qui Alexander Magnus est

dies originis: prid. non. feb CXIII (BCE)

Felicem diem mortis Alexandri, Tumblri! MMCCCXLVII salti, salti anni.

[scalepsychosis]

Now that the hunger games movies are on Netflix can we bring this back

[linguistwho]

Phonetic Gallifreyan Weekend - Sentence 85:

"You cannot kill me in a way that matters" - personsonable

[sqwid-kid]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

It's tradition for me to post this Soul Eater / This is Halloween AMV from 2009/2012. Enjoy :)

[edennill]

If Silm characters had Tumblr blogs (Years of the Trees):

Galadriel:

url: flowers-glade

pfp: probably a cat picture

blog title: have a voice and won't hesitate to use it

bio: 240s * mixed heritage (all three<3) * disrespect any and I am not liable for the consequences * anti-fëanorian * involved in politics to a reasonable extent

blog is a mix of aesthetic/poetry/literary analysis, strongly-voiced political views (no, she's not 'reasonably' involved), and personal posts that sound a lot like bragging tbh

Maedhros:

url: 12russandol

pfp: a picrew

blog title: Even scholars have their doubts, even painters have their missteps

bio: eldest brother of seven • yes, my father's Fëanor • probably won't reply to any asks about family matters • busy existing

posts like once a month on a very varied array of subjects. always polite

Caranthir:

url: you-are-the-blood-in-my-veins

pfp: something with a dark background

blog title: I just f**ing hate this world

bio: You're not going to like me, but maybe you'll stay to watch the trainwreck

very emo about it, song lyrics and edits, cultivates a deliberately edgy persona (is not really like this irl). steers clear of politics

Finrod:

url: manifestations-sevenfold-daffodil (bastardisation of some hyper-complex philosophical term + something random added on for good measure; if you ask him about the meaning he won't shut up)

pfp: cartoonish snake on a green background with yellow flowers (suspicious similarity to the arafinwean badge)

blog title: Edginess kills

bio: We could also just get on well with eachother :)

posts once a few days, reblogs anything that catches his eye. has contributed to various heritage posts though he isn't tumblr famous, has the epitome of a tumblr sense of humour. rarely makes original posts that aren't about complex philosophical questions.

Bonus - Fëanor:

has no consistent url because he gets banned every two months and has to make a new blog. is a troll. gets into a vicious fight with galadriel every week, neither knowing it's the other. very occasionally posts something more wholesome about his family or craft, but it's rare in comparison.

[deancasforcutie]

Songs that forcibly astral project me into the body of Dean Winchester with his hot dog pants/bisexuality robe/gallon of pie ice cream wretchedly angsting over Cas' millionth time leaving him at the altar and/or Walmart parking lot:

Fool in the Rain - Led Zeppelin

Train in Vain (Stand by Me) - The Clash

So Far Away - Dire Straits

Crazy - Aerosmith

I’m On Fire - Bruce Springsteen

Stop Draggin' My Heart Around - Stevie Nicks (with Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers)

I Want You to Want Me - Cheap Trick

Cryin' - Aerosmith

Take Me Home Tonight - Eddie Money

Patience - Guns N' Roses

Nothing Else Matters - Metallica (lol canon)

Angel - Aerosmith

D'yer Ma'ker - Led Zeppelin

[3liza]

[ddddspup]

princessmeg999 has been terminated off youtube which means the full video that this clip is from is now lost to time. i must preserve this flynn rider x hans x jack frost crack shipping clip to preserve their legacy. please if anyone is out there that has the whole video i beg you we need to preserve this history

[batri-jopa]

Tumblr is different

What's the opposite of walking on the stable ground?

"Hey, babe / Take a walk on the wild side"

[classicsheritageposts]

🐴 quercus-blogus

studere ad universitatem Graecam volo

non ruber sed οἶνοψ scribam et utar pedes graecos. videam Achilleis in theatro Dionysi dum potans poculum kykeonis cum me ἑταίροι. ego piscem cum caseos quotidie habebo quod quinque drachmae aequabit. symposiis conviviis omnis noctes adsim. ego sum quoque verisimilior plebebus, philosophis, Plutarchoque Imperatori convenire.

esse graecus cupio :(

dies originis: V Id. Ap. CXIII (CE)

[eddsworld-heritage-and-archive]

Hello! I wanted to share an old video I found that I think is kinda interesting cuz it shows EW self inserts, self ships, some old fanart and possibly tordmatt? from the classic era when the fandom was a lot smaller. I do have another video i wanted to share but its gotta come with its own set of videos cuz i love em. https://youtu.be/fCanZF6OMTk?si=hbv4_1e-hSd9Be47

Congrats to this being the first MP4 in the archive! If you have more I would love to include it.

[tf2heritageposts]

here's my old girl sally :D take care of yourself! i hope you feel better soon

what a cute doggy! and we’ll be okay, don’t worry

[atlaheritageposts]

I don't know your stance on new posts (vs classics) but check this out https://www.tumblr.com/kyoshi-lesbians/743355353184550912/the-blind-bandit-the-bullpen

The post that inspired this blog and started it all was a 'new' one, so I'd say the odds are in your favor :)

[netscapenavigator-official]

All the Reddit refuges on this website will never understand the war of the sex doll Vine. There were posts after posts explaining each side and then posts debunking those posts. Tumblr’s division discussing whether the “Is this allowed?? Wtf.” vine was a woman and her sex doll or not. The divide we experienced on this platform puts American politics to shame. There were huge reblog threads discussing this alleged sex doll where people tried analyzing the video frame by frame. People were trying to find other posts with the girl and doll from her irl socials. There were people digging through the girl’s old yearbook to try and find a potential ex-boyfriend. There were alleged “ex-friends” coming forward with “evidence” that it claimed it was a human. There were people doing deep dives of sex doll websites trying to find the exact model. All this, and we never even got a definitive answer. It was a lawless time. There will truly never be anything like it.

[jojo-heritage-posts]

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo Episode 21: The Mystery of King Crimson