#classic white trash thats us π
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you know what yeah why did my mom let me start drinking with her when i was like 13. what the fuck is up with that actually
#remembering the time when i went to a party with her when i was in eighth grade#and she let me take a couple jello shots. one was vodka and the other was literally fucking everclear#and i brought it up to her the other day how the taste of that everclear has been burned into my mind ever since that day#she seemed to get mad at me for bringing it up???#brother i was not supposed to be the responsible one there. WHO is the one who happily let me drink those??#also my sister got shitfaced at that party and accidentally walked through the screen door and popped it out of the frame#which escalated to the entire party screaming in my sister my mom and iοΏ½οΏ½οΏ½s faces threatening to kick our asses for it#and then my mom had to drive us home drunk#classic white trash thats us π#that also wasnt even the first time she gave me alcohol lol#i think i was in sixth grade?? maybe still in fifth? so like 10 or so#she had me test a drink she made when she was preparing to work at a bar??#like again. brother what are you doing#oh hmmm i need someone to test this very strong alcoholic beverage i have just craftedβ¦.yes of course where is my 10 year old child#like dude. are you serious#anyways guys. i dont think i have any alcohol related trauma actually im all good π
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