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rip Mr Collins, you would have loved Patreon
#shitpost#pride and prejudice#literature#classic literature#english literature#jane austen#regency era#mr collins#william collins#esteemed patroness#lady catherine de bourgh#p&p
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the universal experience of beginning 'pride and prejudice' (2005) with the opinion that matthew macfadyen as mr darcy is perfectly tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt you and ending it bewitched, body and soul.
#we get both the mr darcy love at first sight of keira knightley as elizabeth bennet#and the slow burn of elizabeth's feelings for matthew macfadyen#this is from watching several gorls react to it on youtube#and my own feelings of eh he's not bad looking to THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MORE PERFECT MAN-#pride and prejudice#pride and prejudice 2005#jane austen#mr darcy#fitzwilliam darcy#joe wright#you're a clever director#matthew macfadyen#classics#classic literature#english literature#austen shitpost#not poetry
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Yes. Don’t we all?
#I do#books and reading#reading#books and literature#chaotic academia#dark academia#romanticism#academia#classic academia#dark romantica#aesthetic#ramblings#anne with an e#renew anne with an e#reading aesthetic#film scenes#shitpost
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You like Victor Frankenstein DESPITE his grey morality. I like Victor Frankenstein BECAUSE of his grey morality. We are not the same.
#shitpost#Victor Frankenstein#gothic lit#classic literature#gothic literature#frankenstein#classic lit
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the iliad it boy and tamer of horses
#hector of troy#the iliad#patrochilles#achilles#patroclus#homer#classic literature#literature#shitpost#meme#greekmythologyedit#greek mythology#hector priamid
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and the sun took a step back, the leaves lulled themselves to sleep and autumn was awakened.
— raquel franco
#dark academia#dark academia aesthetic#light academia#light acadamia aesthetic#chaotic academia#chaotic academic aesthetic#dark academia moodboard#light academia moodboard#chaotic academia moodboard#chaotic moodboard#brown#brown aesthetic#light aesthetic#dark aesthetic#black aesthetic#moodboard aesthetic#moodboard#mood board#light brown moodboard#light moodboard#brown moodboard#dark moodboard#dark brown moodboard#literature#books#history#shitpost#academia aesthetic#art academia#classic academia
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Moby Dick is one of the most brilliant pieces of literature out there and not for the reasons you think. Sure, it’s a great analysis on the state of the human ego in relationship with nature, but it’s also an absolutely hilarious piece from top to bottom. I mean:
•The kickstarter of the story is that, one day, Ishmael, a relatively ordinary man, gets frustrated with his life and the best solution he finds is to give up on everything and go whale hunting on a ship in the middle of nowhere. 100/100, what a fucking mood
•Ishmael is not even his name. If I remember correctly (I haven’t opened this book in three years), he picked his name himself and it means outcast, reject. Really now, why are no transmascs out there naming themselves Ishmael??
•He’s not even the main character but he’s the only one I care about
•This book probably INVENTED the “there was only one bed” trope. It introduced Queequeg by literally making him lie in the same hotel bed as Ishmael. Peak strangers to lovers if you ask me
•That’s not even it. Ishmael, uncomfortable at first, wakes up surprised by how well he slept. And in a later chapter, they are described to lie together as compared to a husband and wife.
•Also, Queequeg is an enormous Polinesian man with Māori tattoos on his face, who BY THE WAY collects human heads. Yeah, that gave Ishmael a very fun first impression of him
•The author breaks the narrative every few chapters to info dump us about whales (sometimes inaccurately, there was no Google in 1850 so I don’t blame him). Oh, yeah, because Herman Melville accidentally embarked on a whale hunting expedition for few years, so Moby Dick is inspired from his experience. But that’s a story for another time.
•My favorite info dump/conspiracy theory that he has is presented right at the start of the book. It’s about how different heroes of mythology and history, including Hercules and Saint George, might have been actually whale hunters. Ishmael is such a dork I can’t-
And these are only the things that I can say off the top of head, with a faint memory of the book from three years ago, when I binge read it in two days, so please feel free to add on. I fucking love Moby Dick go read it right now
#not blog related#not a shitpost#(it is)#moby dick#herman melville#ishmael#classic literature#books#classics#literary classics#book recommendations#gay literature#queer history#whale hunting#whales
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you’re in his dms, I’m ghosting him bc he didn’t know what the picture of dorian gray was. we are not the same
#let me be a pretentious ass about this#I had my head in my hands fr#light academia#tpodg#dark academia#the picture of dorian gray#you’re in his dms#shitpost#textpost#literature#classic lit#dorian gray#basil hallward#oscar wilde#books#reading
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No darling I still think you're the prettiest boy I've ever seen it's just the painting hidden in your old school room that depicts the havoc that your sins have wreaked on your soul threw me off a bit
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emma (2020)
#emma#emma woodhouse#anya taylor joy#jane austen#jane austin quote#light academia#period films#film#movies#cinema#cinematography#cinephile#aesthetic#movie quotes#letterboxd#romance movies#romance quotes#love quotes#shitpost#gainpost#emma quotes#emma (2020)#movie screenshots#movie screencaps#film quotes#film photography#film stills#austen#classics#classic literature
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Born to watch silly, whimsical shows about exploring space and our place in it forced to write essays analysing classical Polish literature
#star trek#digital art#doodle#shitpost#star trek tos#classical literature#fucking hell if i have to think about “Lalka” by Bolesław Prus ever again-
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Henry: could you do us a favour?
Francis: for you, my best of friends, I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you if you asked me to.
Henry: so will you do the dishes?
Francis: no
#tsh#the secret history#dark academia#beauty is terror#donna tartt#henry winter#francis abernathy#literature shitpost#modern classics
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I fear a life of mundanity.
#my ramblings#my rambles#shitpost#evening thoughts#interesting things#chaotic academia#romanticism#dark academia#dark romantica#books and literature#classic academia#academia#existance#life#chaotic romance#chaotic mind#aesthetic#light academia#art and literature#art and culture
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are like the Numbers 12 and 13.
I won't elaborate. I don't think I can elaborate. It just makes sense.
#rosencrantz and guildenstern#Hamlet#hamlet memes#shitpost#shakespeare#shakespeare shitposting#shakespeare memes#billy shakes#classic literature#hamlet is a 7 btw
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muppet Great Gatsby casting
I read this once in eighth grade forgive me
kermit could not be gatsby because i respect him too much
alternative: beeker as owl eyes because his funny noises are drunk-adjacent
^I know this is a deep dive into the archives but she is such an excellent foil I can't let it go. She isn't as conventionally attractive as daisy but her eyes hold an immense vitality
^apparently the old guys in the book are jewish my bad
continuing the proposition that beeker is owl eyes: *looks into casket* “meep meep“
#out of respectful disagreement with the castings i have seen on tiktok#shitpost#the great gatsby#great gatsby#the muppets#muppets#classic literature#f scott fitzgerald#muppet movie#kermit#kermit the frog#leonardo dicaprio#miss piggy#gonzo#muppet show#the muppet show#roaring 20s#literature#books#fancast
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RIP Victor Frankenstein, you would've loved Japanese robots with lab-grown living human skin
#alternatively RIP Mary Shelley you would have hated skin robots#frankenstein#gothic lit#mary shelleys frankenstein#frankenstein or the modern prometheus#victor frankenstein#shitpost#horror literature#classic literature
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