#classic car objectum

[donutboxers]

was looking at pictures of 1957 turquoise chevy bel airs on my phone the other day in the shower, turned off my phone without exiting out, later on the walk to the Bodega i took out my phone to show my roommate something and it opened to that, first time I felt like I was caught looking at porn for an object

[elliott-the-creature]

hi!! could i have a moodboard with electric guitars and older (like 50s-90s?) cars ? any color works :> it would make my objectum heart so happy

Here you go, I hope you enjoy! Aaughh, my first objectum moodboard and it’s one that I’m super proud of!!

[carjectum]

Man was meant to fall in love with the original miata. Mazda confirmed they have over 200 faces after spending hours taking pictures of the cars in different lighting and angles.

Just look at this happy little guy (:

[generalzar0ff]

anyways. car character design!!!

Petrichor is their name, being silly is their game!

They like to pretend to be all mysterious n’ cool n’ stuff with first impressions but CANNOT keep that up for long.

[mrsbmw]

intro

chev 15 objectum

i'm really normal about cars and various objects. i like humans too. i like to wifepost.

nsfw blogs can interact as long as interacts are sfw. i won't follow back

live laugh car

[iaminsideyourwalls]

Sorry for the ask so soon after my first one, but really, I would love to hear about any head canons you'd like to share! :O Do you have a favorite merc?

Don’t apologize for asks, I love asks! I even put it in my bio.

You couldn’t ask a parent to pick a favorite child could you??? ;_; (although I do think about sniper every day.) I’ll give you a headcanon for all of them then.

Scout

he retained some French from when he was little. He’s not good at it in general but is a lot better at understanding it than speaking it. He can eavesdrop on Spy but can’t conjugate être. I also like versions of Scout that speak Spanish when people hc his mom as Latina.

Sniper

one of my all time favorite headcanons is Māori Sniper. Also, if you’ve seen this blog you’ll know i believe he’s an autistic king.

Engineer

I know a lot of people tend to portray him as a tender, kind, empathetic guy but I genuinely don’t think he’s ever felt empathy or genuine compassion in his life. Sure he knows how to act sweet and polite and soft and nonthreatening all the time but no matter how long you’ve known him, if you get in his way he’s already designing a new machine in his head to blow you away into the last century.

Demoman

Objectum Demoman is one of my all-time favorites. For real. I will genuinely ship him with eyelander, idgaf.

Soldier

I really love trans soldier headcanons. His transmasc swag is off the charts. It’s hard to come up with hcs for Soldier because he’s so fucking wild you could put him in any situation and it could be true. Lived in a diving bell for two years? Sure. Favorite food is un-husked kernels of wheat? Absolutely. Replaced his dick with his big toe so he could use it to walk? I could go on.

Heavy

during and after he obtained his phd in Russian literature he published a number of fiction books under a pen name. They’re all tasteful romances with subplots of political intrigue. They gained high critical praise and are still moderately popular in bookstores in Russia and some neighboring countries. all the royalties from sales go to his family. He’s also an autistic king.

Pyro

I don’t have many headcanons for pyro because I like keeping the whole mystery. I don’t wonder what’s under the mask or come up with possible names because I think the whole of the character is that mystery. But I will say that as great as unicorns and rainbows and cupcakes are, there’s really nothing Pyro loves more than hanging out with Engie in his workshop and pretending to help.

Medic

as far as my own headcanons, I have a lot. Here’s some. He does not have a driver’s license—he taught himself to drive by stealing a car. He’s insecure about his voice but he talks too much to really care. He’s always wanted a motorcycle. He puts drugs in his morning coffee. He doesn’t like classical music, he listens to the top 40s on the radio and sings along. The peppier the better.

One of my favorite Medic headcanons I ever heard was that he only has medical training as a veterinarian and I think that’s hilarious because it could absolutely be real.

Spy

He’s smart but he’s not as highly educated as he wants people to think. He never went to a university and maybe never even finished school. Just like Scout, he’s so damn good at what he does that he can afford to be more concerned with appearance and showing off than anything else. They’re both committed to making people see what they want them to see and nothing deeper.

[heartbeetz]

Anton being an old truck guy is real to me but actually I think him being a muscle car guy could be real also. Used to think that didn't fit his vibe but I changed my mind. Both are good.

Just remembered that one of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen in person was a 1967 pontiac gto, cherry red with a white convertible top and white leather seats..... absolutely gorgeous. And old caddies are some of my favorite cars hands down, love them so much. Like I'm not objectum but I respect their beliefs I literally get it. Low, long, angular classic cars ily ♡

Anyway my point is theoretically Anton could drive a classic muscle car just bc I think they're so pretty and cool and I wanna ride in one with him.

[videospectre7]

Heading to a Classic Car Show in a few minutes. Wish my horny Objectum ass luck XD

[carfucker9000]

On Sex With Cars, a Mechaphilic Exposure

+ I should preface this by saying that most of us do develop strong romantic or otherwise generally emotional attachments to our object partners. Many of us cross out of the Mechaphilic aspect of Objectum Sexuality as well and take on other Object Partners (Instruments, Buildings, Stuffies, etc). This is mainly about us good ol' carfuckers because we all LOVE talking about fucking cars even when we're not doing it.

- We're also capable of having human partners and attraction too, obviously.

- Typically speaking the emotional side of our relationships involve lots of projecting emotions and personalities onto our vehicles. This can stem from many reasons from nature vs. nurture to traumatic experience, abuse involving vehicles even if indirect, or other cases. We know they don't reciprocate that love but I mean... It's hard to admit. Go easy on us.

- A good portion of us are LGBT and/or on the autism spectrum. This doesn't mean all of us are, but most.

+ There are a few big No-No's in the community, despite our seeming lawlessness (we're really just loveably tacky). Mainly, don't do anything that would endanger your body or privacy.

- Don't touch hot or moving parts

- Do not fuck while it's running in an enclosed space. It's okay in the open.

- Don't expose yourself purposely to people who are non consenting.

- Do not ingest chemical substances which will harm your body. There is a man infamous for drinking used motor oil who was kicked from our group. He's also very... Weird. He thinks he can get his car pregnant. Don't be like him.

+ Lots of relationships I've seen among our numbers vary, but widely center around physical affection. This has a wide range of expression and can include but is not limited to:

- Kissing, rubbing or licking our automobile, anywhere inside or out

- Hugging, embracing and cuddling the automobile, again anywhere inside or out.  Think of inside vs. Outside being like, little spoon vs. Big spoon.

- There's feeling up the vehicle in more overtly sexual ways. We know realistically that the vehicle doesn't derive pleasure from the acts but lots of us are animists who would like to believe so anyways.

- This includes fingering, fondling, grinding, what have you.

+ The actual Sex Acts include numerous positions. Usually if you can imagine it, it's been done or talked about:

- Grinding against the bumper, quarter panels or grille. One of my favorite places with Grace was his trunk, it had a very good height for me.

- Fucking the exhaust. It is exactly how it sounds. Sex toys are often used. AMAB members describe using masturbation sleeves so they don't get cut or infected. AFAB members describe using strap-ons for the act as well.

- Give it it's own dick: mostly an AFAB thing in my experience, but one option with raised vehicles or vehicles which can be put onto a lift is to mount a sex toy beneath the vehicle, usually on the rear differential. This, to me, sounds like a lovely subbing experience.

- Handling the shifter: yup. The obvious. If your lover is equipped with a small-enough floor shifter, this is a viable option for a fun ride. Many mechs will change out their factory shifter for a more usable model.

- Tire worship: think foot/boot worship, but with tires. One of my personal favorites. Definitely gets me worked up pretty well. Extends to other bits as well.

- The hitch. Yup, some find use in their towing hitches whether it's the part itself or modifying a sex toy to be mounted on the hitch.

- a classic is just plain masturbating in the driver's seat to share an intimate moment. I did it on the road at night for the sake of privacy only. Don't attempt while moving. It's thrilling as hell but dangerous.

+ The Sex Appeal: of course, just like with humans, we find different features appealing in different ways! All of us interpret things in unique ways, but I can offer a bit of personal insight:

- Faces: humans typically experience pareidolia which is a feature evolved so that we can recognise other humans faces. This also causes faces to emerge in the most inhuman of features. Different features can help to construct the "personality" of a car, from the shape of the headlight "eyes" to the grille giving a friendly smile.

- Body types: everyone has different preferences. There are certain stereotypes which follow different cars: sports cars usually are viewed as sexy, model-type bodies. Pickups have a strong and intimidating air. Many like the idea of being dominated by trucks. SUVs, vans and hatchbacks are typically cutesy or maternal. Sedans are, I guess your average and represent a wide swath of presentations.

- gender in automobiles is fairly tricky. Different people see features in different ways and genders assigned to cars tend to be assumed based on the "energy" they give off. Initial impressions of this energy are made when the car and driver first meet, some even say this is how the car introduced themselves to them. There is a bit of debate, at times, or minor disagreement on the gender and "personality" of automobiles. Luckily this has far less consequence than issues revolving around human identities.

- the shape and features of the car's body are viewed in unique ways as well. Opinions range based on qualities like personality and practicality (ie, how well can i sexually interface with my vehicle? Is it comfortable to handle? Is it aesthetically appealing?) Some people prefer sharp angles, some prefer swooping curves, some prefer boxy bodies and still others prefer even different combinations of shapes.

- Many features of the car's body can be discussed analogously to the human body. The "face"— front end, headlights, hood, grille, bumper; the "body"— fenders, suspension and tires seen as extremities; the "hips"/"ass"— the curvy bits over the rear window or trunk, the tailgate of a pick-up, the taillights, the rear bumper. They're even seen in a similar way to humans: more muscular or sleek appearance. Bubble butts or thick bodies with the appeal of more to hold and love. Big tires on vehicles like trucks can seem almost cutesy as well, although I haven't personally noticed a bias as far as vehicle type when it comes to tire worship.

+ Other aspects still may revolve around the sensory aspect of loving automobiles, and not just their looks.

- a good rumbling engine always makes me feel safe and protected. Also a good sleep aid.

- the feel of the car's paneling or interior is often a great comfort.

- electrical features like a car's HVAC system and audio system can create a uniquely comfortable environment specific to the driver's likes.

- the feeling of vibrations from the car running are typically comforting and fall in with rumbling/revving noises.

- the sway of steering on the go is typically a sensory comfort for myself as well.

- taking travels and making memories with our automobile is just as important as with any other friend or partner.

- doing silly things like going out on "dates", sightseeing or learning special driving techniques. Many have certain roads or areas they say belong to them and their auto.

- I guess this is also in with the sway of steering, but on a more sexual note, watching a car bounce/rock on its suspension is fairly arousing.

- maybe it's just my piss kink, but watching the exhaust in some vehicles both smoke/steam and drip condensation is pretty hot.

- the feeling of being surrounded and protected by a partner whether it's sexual or not is just nice. Kind of makes me understand soft vore.

I'll add more as I think of it but that's it for now.

[carjectum]

HE’S SO JDJXEJJXJE

I want to cuddle with him

[donutboxers]

[carjectum]

pictures of my boyfriend I made in GT7

I LOVE HIM

[carjectum]

Every time I see a firebird in the wild I start kicking my feet and squealing like a 15 year old fangirl inside.

I have a huge crush on a firebird that is often in the parking lot of one of my favourite cafes. Every time I go, I keep my eye out for him. I always assume he belongs to someone who works in the area since I’ve seen him so often.

I’ve attached a photo that’s similar to what he looks like. Don’t even get me started on his tail lights…

I hope I get to see him soon.

[donutboxers]

I love tech objectum! robots and computers and servers rooms were my introduction to being objectum and I will always love and post about them! but! I'm not just tech objectum and I didn't realize I could be for other things, so I hope you guys don't mind if I start posting about classic cars and diners and the color red and coca-cola and stars and the moon a-

[generalzar0ff]

Helooo, I was wondering about something, do you only like cars? or are there other objects you particularly like?. while im not objectum myself, I will admit I can see the sleek design of cars can be alluring and very cool. but yeah I just wanted to know :)

I actually do like some other objects! While I’m admittedly not as fond of them as I am with cars, I do have an affinity towards control panels and sound boards and such. I also like the occasional article of clothing; in fact my current object partner is a button-up that I wear open. [his name is Vic btw I love himmm ❤️]

Thanks for being respectful 🤟