#clark enters a room and nearly pissed himself because bruce is silently sitting in the dark
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Batman doesn't have powers persay, but he does function like a cryptid (a small headcanon list).
For one, he doesn't show up on cameras. At all. Be it by dumb luck or weird coincidence, he can't be seen on them. The cameras always cut to static or break or the footage is corrupted. Like at least a hundred cameras have been put up around Gotham, and despite no one tampering with them, they can never get footage of Batman.
Secondly, he can move in silence. Despite the armored suit and cape, he can sneak up on anyone, including Clark, despite Clark having super hearing. No footsteps, no cape swooshing, nothing. You can only hear him if he wants you to hear him.
Finally, he unintentionally invades dreams. It's a weird situation in which when he sleeps, he accidentally slips into other people's dreams. It's never useful, mostly him just milling about someone else's dream land until either party wakes up. He can't use it for anything and he has no idea if he's actually in other people's dreams or if his own dreams are really weird.
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