#clarence crump

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Re-worked descriptions of the deleted kids.

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(Credit goes to FB820onDeviantArt on Deviantart)

POV: You're in an OCs Willy Wonka Comment Roleplay

Willy Wonka: Welcome Everyone! I'm Willy Wonka, the greatest candy maker of all time and the owner of this amazing chocolate factory!

I was kind enough to make more Golden Tickets, which were scattered across the globe by a huge gust of wind! And thus you were invited to join many people for my Scrumdiddlyumptious Golden Ticket Tour!

Now, for the initial 25 tickets, the first two were discovered by a greedy boy and a picky girl, named Augustus Gloop and Madelyn Pottle respectively. Second was an overly curious girl named Yasmeen Smith-Snyder. Then there was Veruca Salt, Ugh! she's horribly spoiled! And don't forget about Haley Daley, that popular bully girl! Next there's Sebastian Rattle, the sneaky snake kid. And then we have Clarence Crump and his two lackeys, Bertie Upside and Terence Roper. And don't forget Violet Beauregarde, she chews gum all day long. Next up is the very depressed Barbara Forlorn. Then it's the bully and nerd duo, Calvin Chillington and Andrew Peckleman. Next we have the cheater girl, Akimi Russell. Here is Noah Mote, the emotionless one. Let's not miss, Gloria Grady, Robert Rockenbert, and Morag Mintizue. And the annoying brat, Susie Marsh. Then it's the hyper-exicted Trixie Hypnoski. After her are the friends duo, Tommy Troutbeck and Wilmina Rice. And then there's Mike Teavee, who does nothing but watch TV! And after him is the crazy strict nerd girl, Miranda Piker.

And last but not least, there's Charlie Bucket! Say how'd ya do, Charlie!

Charlie: Hello everyone! I'm so glad you could join me today!

Willy Wonka: The other winners have gone on ahead, but we'll catch them up! I'm certain they've been behaving like perfect little ladies and gent- *an oompa-loompa calls him on his phone* Oh, hold on! *he calls the oompa-loompa who gives him bad news* Aw man! bad news everyone, one of my special workers called and they saw the children misbehaving. We'd better find them before the mess everything up!

Once they are ready, you can choose whether or not to use one of my candy boats to get around the factory. If you choose to use a boat, watch your step and take little ones by the hand, must not lose them! at least not yet. My special workers request that you behave yourselves at all times, no telling what might happen if you eat food from outside, drink fro the chocolate river, prank others, or... smoke.

There are power-ups and special items hidden everywhere in the factory! use them to chase the naughty kids out of whatever room they're in, but watch out! depending on the resources of the room they're in, they'll use them to fight back! try not to get too badly hurt, as I'd be so upset if anything happened to you! Lastly, if you find any sweets they're yours to keep. They're delectable and collectable!

Now do hurry! There's so much time and so little to do! Wait, no! strike that, reverse it! Thank you! Now on with our tour! right through that door *points his cane at the tiny door to the chocolate room*

Say, would you do me a favor and fetch the keys to the Chocolate Room? Then we'll see if we can't do something about all this!

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CatCF Milk Chocolate: Part 1, the kids

About this version: Milk Chocolate was inspired originally by a mix of the book, the vibes of the 1971 movie and the Tim Burton movie aesthetic. A bit more goofier and whimsical than the other versions. In term of era, I thought of it as a mix of 1960s, 1970s and 1980s.

In this version seven Golden Tickets are spread throughout the world, and each time one is found the same female reporter (her character is a reference to the musical) goes to interview the children. Another recurring joke is that while the hunt is going on for the Tickets, there are all sorts of ridiculous debates on television such as: do the Golden Tickets really exist, or is this just a hoax ? Do the Golden Tickets give cancer? Can animals go on a tour like humans? What happens if a Golden Ticket winner dies before the tour? Are the Golden Tickets linked to the rise of youht delinquence? Are the Golden Tickets a proof of Wonka's alleagiance to the obscure sect of the Golden Bird?

  First Winner: Augustus Gloop

(Based on Augustus Gloop)

This Augustus was actually based on an idea Stained-by-the-sea allowed me to "borrow" a bit. Stained noted that Augustus always made him thought of this section from the movie "North", about Buck and the Texan parents. If you don't know what I am talking about, I'll leave links down there. And this is such a perfect matc I had to dig a bit down there.

This Augustus is basically a mix of all the archetypes associated with Texas and Nevada. But more precisely, he is basically "Buck" from North - a boy whose family (and his own mindset) embody the motto "bigger is better".

The Gloop family always thought that they should be "the biggest and the bests" and that "bigger is better". Ironically, the Gloop parents themselves are regular-sized people, but they clearly enforced this mentality on their son. Augustus is a big boy. Literally. He is tall, he is thick, he is fat, he is very, very big. He is probably one of the tallest, and definitively the largest boy on the tour (in fact, he once or twice gets stuck in the doors of Wonka factory). He eats ten meals per day, and we are not talking of regular sized meals. We are talking piles of ribs, kilos of potatoes, entire chickens... His parents also prepared for him a "big" and "best" future - paying the local sportive teams to claim he is a sports champion despite Augustus never setting a foot on a sports field, arranging his marriage with the local beauty queen of the state he lives in, already preparing the three different houses he will live with his fifteen kids... As a result, Augustus isn't just big and fat physically, he also has a massive and bloated ego. He thinks that he is the best at everything, and that he should have absolutely everything he wants.

The Gloops themselves are actually the masters of the state they live in, so to speak. They are the wealthiest and most influential industrials of the area: they built highways, casinos, hotels, private villas, they are cow-farmers, owing a lot of slaughterhouses, and also dig for oil and gold. They want their business to be the "biggest there ever was" and all they do is exaggerately big: their villas are enormous, their hotels are everywhere, their farms hosts several thousands cows, their mines are among the deepest in the world...

Trouble is that, due to their expansion and consumption of everything, they are a threat to the landscape and the environment - destroying forests to build their roads and buildings, drying out the lands to feed their farms... in fact, part of the reason why their state looks like the most desertic parts of Texas and Nevada is due to their actions.

Think... Buck from North. Think Art Land from Mar Attack. Think an evil (and obese) version of Clay Bailey from "Xiaolin Showdown". In fact, if I remember well in one episode Clay turns into a sumo for one of the Showdowns... this would probably be Augustus' appearance in this version: sumo Clay Bailey. (Edit: Yes, I checked out, it is episode 23 of the series).

 Second Winner: Clarence Crump

(Based on: Clarence Crump)

Clarence didn't had any kind of personnality in the original drafts outside of a desire to prove he was right. As a result, I decided to have a lot of fun and create my own character.

The idea of vanity has already been touched several times with the other brats, but I wanted to give it its own character and kid. I also wanted to create a polar opposite of Augustus, denouncing the fact that being skinny can be just as bad as being fat when in excess. As a result, Clarence Crump is here a boy obsessed about being thin, and proud of being too skinny for his own good.

Mr. Crump is a pseudo-health guru that keeps writing phony and very dangerous diet books, the kind that will advice you to stop eating altogether to lose weight. As for Mrs. Crump, she is a beauty pageant champion (local and regional, and while she acts as if she was some national beauty champion, she always failed at nationals). From their union was born a child who inherited their vanity, pride and obsession with "health"

Black haired, very pale, very thin, very slender, to the point his bones show, Clarence delights in being skinny, and works as a teenager model promoting the "thin-fashion". He is also the embodiment of fat-shaming, never missing an occasion to insult fat people (in fact he often calls Augustus a big fat cow). He uses however the excuse of health for that (a trick his parents taught him) - promoting extreme thinness by talking about health and fat-shaming people in the name of health allows one to be much more horrible than normally accepted.

A good proof of how Clarence actually is just very vain and obsessed with being thin, and not at all defending health - Clarence condemns sports for being unhealthy, because according to him "muscles are unhealthy because they don't make you look beautiful, they make you look ugly".

He always wears short and black sleeveless tank-tops, the point being that he needs to show as much as his body to the world as possible, to be a "living example". He even wears his black short and tank-top during the tour (despite it being winte - the only thing he wears on top of his clothes to not get cold is a skunk fur coat).

  Third  Winner: Miranda Grope

(Based on: Miranda Grope)

This character was based on Dahl's own character of "Miranda Grope" from early drafts of the story, the horrible and atrocious girl allowed to do "whatever she wants".

In my version, the Grope parents are hippie-like people, the father having a very long beard and being covered in fleas, while the mother is covered in flowers and oss (plants that grew over her), and both always wearing rose-tinted glasses. They are the kind of parents that refuse authority and orders, seeing these (and social norms as a whole) as a "dictatorship". They prefer to trust their daughter to find her own way in the world, believing that experience is the best teacher in life. The result? They lazily raised her by telling her they would never forbid her anything and that she could do anything she wanted.

Miranda is a devilish little girl who does only what she wants, and becomes extremely violent when prevented from doing something. Or when people say something she doesn't want to hear. Or just when people she dislikes are near her. She shouts, the screams, she insult, she kicks, she hit, she throw enormous and terrifying tantrums. She has a very wide range of insults, and a truly evil mind : most of the things she wants to do are borderline crimes. It seems for her only chaos and destruction is "fun", a true little punk.

Miranda has a disastrous haircut because she cuts her hair herself, and she is always wearing the same clothes that she rarely washes): a white shirt, a blue sweater with long sleeves, and a plaid tiles skirt. An outfit that looks strikingly like a school uniform - but it is pure irony, because Miranda hates more than anything in the world school. She doesn't go to school, and the only time she went near one was to try to burn it down. (Her appearance is in fact based on Lauren Child's illustrations for Miranda, if you are wondering).

  Fourth Winner: Veruca Salt

(Based on: Veruca Salt)

For this Veruca, I wanted to do something slightly different... here, Veruca doesn't want everything just because she is a spoiled rich brat. She is still one, but she is also the product of post-WW2 consumerism.

This Veruca was born surrounded by advertisements, logos, slogans and product placements. On television, in the streets, in shops, in journals, at the radio... She grew up with them and was influenced, brainwashed by them. As a result, she is obsessed with obtaining everything that was advertised, and she herelf looks like a walking billboard since she is covered in big, flashy logo and keeps reciting different brands' slogans and mottos. As soon as she sees something she saw publicity of before, she needs to obtain it at once. She is a true zombie, only hearing the call of the shopping mall and of the television advertisements.

One idea I had was that the Salt parents actually worked for (or where at the head of) a wealthy advertisement company, known to produce, design and create all kinds of famous publicities and slogans - and that they used their daughter as a guinea pig for their tests, and delighted in Veruca being so addicted to consumerism. In fact, they may have named her Veruca because at the moment of her birth they were working on advertisements for an anti-wart product, so that's all they had in mind.

  Fifth winner:  Herpes Trout

(Based on: Mike Teavee)

I went with this version of Mikee Teavee with the focus on "violence" already present in the original work, but also heavily used in the opera (and touched a bit in the 2005 movie).

This Herpes Trout is the embodiment of the fear of kids becoming violent upon watching television and playing video games (his only two passions in life). He has a true fascination with guns and firearms - US soldiers shooting aliens, gangs shooting each other, cowboys shooting at bandits, it's all he ever plays and watches. Herpes worships violence, and is absolutely obsessed with war (here I am thinking of all the wars present from the 60s to the 80s, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Glasgow Ice Cream Wars...). War propaganda and the fight being glorifyed heavily influenced him - as a result his biggest dream is to go at war in some foreign country to kill everyone there and come home a hero.

Herpes comes from a family of rednecks and hillbillies from the deep country. They are not poor however, they are wealthy enough to have television and several video games, but they are uneducated people full of stereotypes, discrimination and hate. They named their son Herpes because they ignored what it meant but just thought of it as an "intelligent" name. Herpes has everal brothers and sisters, and all have a disease name.

Herpes himself is a big and strong kid, who followed body-buildings process a la Charles Atlas and military training, becoming impressively muscular. However, he retained a soft, childish and chubby "baby face", which kind of ruins the effect of this massive, muscular, almost adult body. Always dressed in a military outfit, he carries everywhere with him guns and firearms, the question being: are they real? Or are they not?

  Sixth Winner: Violet Glockenberry

(Based on Violet Beauregarde)

I wanted with this version to take back the idea of a competitive and "sportive" girl obsessed with contesting and winning - introduced in the Tim Burton movie.

This Violet is a tall, muscular and strong girl. She won numerous sportive competitions, but this doesn't make her just arrogant and prideful like in the Tim Burton version. In my version she is also very aggressive and violent (a bit like in the original novel). She is a nasty and rude bully easily prone to anger (in fact, if she keeps chewing gum it is mostly to calm her down sot hat she doesn't punch everyone around). Her parents originally pushed her towards competitions to manage her anger issues, but sports only gave her more strength and destructive power. In fact, they became terrified of her, while she considers them losers here to serve her - she basically thinks of herself as self-made, literaly.

  Seventh Winner: Charlie Bucket

(Based on: Charlie Bucket)

For this Charlie, I wanted to go with a Charlie similar to the original illustrations of the character: blond hair, blue eyes, a white boy...

Basically, he is the original Charlie. Very sweet, very innocent, a gentle kid, the best of the group.

However I changed slightly his background. Charlie in this version is not the grandson of four grandparents, but rather the big brother of four younger siblings - and his family here struggles with trying to feed five children (and a total of seven mouths) despite having very humble and low-paid jobs. I think Charlie has taken the role of a parentive figure for the siblings, but at the same time him spending so much time with young children helped him keep in touch with his "childish" side.

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Wonka’s Hottest Invention: A removed chapter

Excerpt from Roald Dahl Fans:

“The chapter hints at a number of differences from the published version of the novel. For example, Mrs. Bucket has accompanied Charlie to the factory rather than Grandpa Joe. There were originally ten recipients of Golden Tickets, and at this point in the story, five are gone and five remain (including Charlie). Dahl hadn’t yet come up with the concept of Oompa-Loompas, and the chapter refers to “men” as his workers and assistants

The description of “THE WARMING-CANDY ROOM” and the machine that produces it are very similar to the Great Gum Machine, and it’s clear that Dahl used this chapter as a basis for Violet’s adventure. The machine produces candy that will keep the eater warm on a cold day. Three boys – Clarence Crump, Bertie Upside, and Terence Roper – all eat handfuls of the candy in an attempt to prove Mr. Wonka wrong, and all overheat and are taken off to spend some time in a refrigerator”.

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resources list: race edition ✨✨

i’d had the idea to make a lil list of documents i’ve read that are related to race, be it through whiteness & its’ connection to that, or just race in theory. luckily a lot of my classes in college have provided me with a lot of great resources. i’m gonna split this into two groups, books that i cannot find pdfs for, and articles that i’ve put into a google folder, which can be found HERE.

“white fragility” by robin diangelo; part of the book white fragility: why white people have a hard time talking about race and discusses the existence & concept of “white fragility”, a response that occurs when white people are confronted with the fact that the reality they live is not the same as the ones lived by people of color.

“white by law: the legal construction of race” by ian haney-lopez; the thing that started all of this!!! this book is an amazing resource if you’re interested especially in the legal implications of race, and how those legal implications became integrated into society (like how we use facial features to identify race, how these features have been racialized, etc.)

“new jim crow: mass incarceration by michelle alexander;  though only the introduction of this book (you can find the full book here!) the new jim crow is a well-known number that discusses mass incarceration of people of color. this introduction speaks about the war on drugs, and the crack epidemic and how black images were used to demonize neighborhoods.

“white privilege: unpacking the invisible backpack” by peggy mcintosh; another source on whiteness, in which it is used as a metaphor for “an invisible weightless backpack.” explores how whiteness is a privilege that white people are often not aware of.

“who’s story is it anyway?” by kimberlé  crenshaw; from the book race-ing justice, en-gendering power (with an introduction by toni morrison), crenshaw discusses the trial of clarence thomas, and focuses on how realities are socially constructed, specifically with anita hill & her existence as a black woman.

“is latino/latina a racial identity?” by linda martin alcoff; i have not read this, but alcoff discusses the ethnic paradigm and the realities of groups that are defined as latinx.

“ethnicity and panethnicity” by yen le espiritu; from the book asian american panethnicity this discusses theories of ethnicity as well as the multiple levels of ethnicity.

“reproductive justice: an introduction” by loretta j. ross and rickie solinger; since reproductive justice & race go hand in hand, i thought that i should include this. though also an introduction, this article hits all the points, demonstrating how reproductive justice goes deeper than the pro-choice movement, and does more for and with groups of color, and other marginalized groups (disabled people, indigenous people, trans people, etc.)

now onto some books that i cannot find the pdfs for. if i do find any though,  i will update this post!

“white rage: the unspoken truth of our racial divide” by carol anderson; explains the “white rage” behind the constant set backs of black people immediately after their advancement; basically, black people stand up, white people try to topple them down.

“open season: legalized genocide of colored people” by ben crump; uses cases such as trayvon martin and michael brown to demonstrate the dangers of living as a black man, and how these murders have been legally justified. 

this is all i have for now!! if anyone has any other articles or anything to add onto this, please feel free to do so - the drive is also available to edit, so feel free to upload anything to there as well!

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39.  The 1987 Season --- Team rosters

Team by team breakdown of more noted players in the 1987 season

Atlanta - QB Steve Bartkowski,QB Walter Lewis, RB Kirby Warren, FB Ken Talton, WR Marcus Anderson, WR/KR Cormac Carney, DL Curtis Anderson, and NT Bob Nelson OLB Cornelius Bennett, ILB Larry Kolic, P Jim Grupp K Efren Herrera 

Arizona- QB Alan Risher, QB Doug Woodward RB Kevin Nelson,RB Nuu Faaola, RB Scott Stamper, RB Randy Johnson RB John Barnett,FB Mack Boatner, WR Jackie Flowers, WR Neil Bahlholm, WR Lenny Willis, TE Mark Keel, G Carl Roberts G Frank Kalil, C Mike Katolin OL Jeff Kiewel RG Alvin Powell, DE Skip McLendon, DE/NT Mark Buben DE Mike Mraz DT Stan Mataele NT Dan Saleamua OLB Ed Smith, OLB Ben Apuna, OLB Scott Stephen MLB Byron Evans  DB Lance Shields DB Eddie Brown  DB Gordon Bunch,FS Allen Durden SS David Fulcher SS Don Schwartz P/K Frank Corral 

Birmingham- QB Cliff Stoudt,QB Bob Lane, QB Mike Shula, RB Brent Fullwood, RB Earl Gant, FB Tommie Agee FB Leon Perry WR Jim Smith, WR Joey Jones, WR Ron Fredrick, WR Perry Tuttle, WR Greg Richardson TE Darryl Mason TE Allama Matthews T Pat Phenix, T Robert Woods G Pat Saindon, G Buddy Aydelette, C Tom Banks G Dave Drechsler DE Jon Hand DE Dave Purifory DE Jackie Cline DE/DT Jimmy Walker DT Doug Smith, DE/DT Ronnie Paggett,  NT Donnie Humphrey OLB Herb Spencer,LB Dallas Hickman, LB Thomas Boyd CB Ricky Ray CB Dennis Woodberry CB Frank Reed DB Dave Dumars  SS Billy Cesare FS Mike Thomas FS Chuck Clanton P Danny Miller K Scott Norwood 

Boston - QB Mike Hohensee QB Steve Beuerlein RB Troy Stratford, RB Richard Crump, WR Joey Walters, WR Kelvin Martin WR Nolan Franz, TE Dan Ross, T Pat Staub G Steve Trapillo G John Schmeding G Gerry Raymond C Mike McLaughlin DE John Bosa,DE Kenny Neil DE Robert Banks DE Wally Klein NT Mike Ruth OLB Ben Needham ILB Marcus Marek CB Goldie Lockbaum CB Woorow Wilson S Joe Restic P Bucky Scribner K John Carney

Chicago-QB Vince Evans, QB Jack Trudeau RB Bo Jackson, RB Thomas Rooks, FB Keith Byars, WR David Williams,WR Steve Bryant, WR Doug Donely, WR Jaime Holland WR James Maness TE Cap Boso, TE Jerry Reese LT Mark Dennis, LT Lee Spivey,LT Duane Wilson,RT Jim Juriga,RG Arland Thompson, C Bill Winters  DE Tyrone Keys DE Don Thorp, DE Ken Gillen, NT Paul Hanna DT Tony Suber ILB Pepper Johnson ILB Jeff Leiding LB Byron Lee LB Scott Leach LB Larry Kolic OLB/DB Jim Bob Morris, OLB/DB John Barefeild OLB/DB Larry James CB Rod Hill, FS Craig Swoope DB Mike Ulmer S Sonny Gordon P Jim Miller K Max Zendejas

Denver- QB Doug Flutie, QB Bob Gagliano RB Bill Johnson, WR Leonard Harris, WR/KR Marc Lewis, WR Vincent White,WR Frank Lockett, LT Steve Rogers, C Tom Davis OL Sid Abramowitz DE Bruce Thornton, DE Calvin Turner, ILB John Nevens, LB Greg Gerken CB/PR David Martin, CB David Dumars CB Nate Miller, P Jack Weil K/P Jim Asmus (Future deals- FS Scott Thomas, MLB Terry Maki, and CB Tom Rotello)

Hawaii - QB Jack Thompson, QB Robbie Bosco,QB/RB/WR Raphel Cherry, WR Walter Murray, WR Mark Bellini , WR Glen Kozlowski, RB/PR/KR Gary Allen, RB Del Rodgers, RB Anthony Edgar RB/PR/KR Vai Sikahema,  FB Lakei Heimuli, FB Tom Tuipulotu, TE Trevor Molini, TE David Mills, RT Jim Mills LT Darryl Haley, LT Dean Miraldi T Vince Stroth, T Nick Eyre, T Wayne Faalafua G Joe Onosai G Louis Wong G Bernard Carvalho, C Ed Riewerts C Robert Anae DE Jason Buck DE Jim Herrmann DE Brandon Flint DE Brad Anae, DE Junior Filiaga,  DT Kit Lathrop DT Tom Tuinei DT Colin Scotts, DT Brad Smith, OLB Kyle Whittigham, OLB Leon White, LB Cary Whittingham, LB Filipo Mokofisi, MLB Kurt Gouveia,MLB Marv Allen CB Dana McLemore CB Jeff Griffin  CB Manny Hendrix, DB/KR Erroll Tucker, FS Blaine Gaison FS Jeff Wilcox SS Mark Kafentzis SS Kyle Morrell SS Jeff Sprowls, S Verlon Redd P/TE Clay Brown K Paul Woodside

Houston- QB Jim Kelly, QB Todd Dillon WR Richard Johnson, WR Ricky Sanders, WR/PR Gerald McNeil, WR/KR Clarence Verdin, RB Sam Harrell, RB Darryl Clark, LT Bryan Dausin RT Tommy Robinson T Ernie Rogers, T Denver Johnson RG Billy Kidd, LG Scott Boucher, C Frank Kalil, DE Pete Catan, DE Cleveland Crosby DE Hosea Taylor DE Charles Benson DT Tony Fitzpatrick DT Hosea Taylor  OLB Andy Hawkins, MLB Kiki DeAyala, OLB Mike Hawkins,  CB Will Lewis CB Mike Mitchell FS Luther Bradley FS Hollis Hall SS Calvin Eason,S Tommy Myers P Dale Walters K Toni Fritsch,

Jacksonville- QB Ed Luther, QB Robbie Mahfouz WR Alton Alexis, WR Perry Kemp, WR Wyatt Henderson RB Kevin Mack, KR/RB Tony Boddie,RB Archie Griffin, FB Larry Mason T Bob Gruber G George Collins C Jay PennisonT Roy simmons C Mike Reuther,RT Ralph Williams, LG Rich garza,DE Mike Raines, DE Keith Millard, DE Phil Dokes OLB tom dinkle LB OLB Joe Castillo, CB Van Jakes S Don Bessillieu S Chester Gee CB Mark Harper DB Bobby Hosea, P/K Brian Franco

Los Angeles- QB Rick Neuheisel, QB Mike Rae RB Christian Okoye, RB Reggie Brown   RB/KR Jarvis Redwine, WR JoJo Townsell, WR Mike Sherrad WR John Jefferson WR Duane Gunn TE Tim Wrightman TE Ricky Ellis OL Rod Walters, Vince Stroh, Bob Simmons, Doug Hoppock, Perry Harnett, &  Jerry Doerger,  C Mike Katolin & G Alvin Powell, DE Lee Williams, DT George Achica, DE Fletcher Jenkins, DE Ben Rudolph DT Eddie Weaver,DE Dennis Edwards, DE Ray Cattage, DE Rich Dimler OLB Eric Scoggins ILB Howard Carson,LB Danny Rich  LB Sam Norris CB John Hendy CB Tyrone Justin CB/S Mike Fox SS Tim McDonald P Jeff Partridge K Tony Zendejas,

Memphis- QB Warren Moon, QB Mike Kelley, WR/KR Derrick Crawford, WR Derek Holloway WR Greg Moser,  WR Sam Graddy, WR Ted Wilson, WR Gizmo Williams RB Tim Spencer, RB Harry Sydney, FB Cornelius Quarles, TE Keli McGregor RG Myke Horton G Bill Mayo DE Reggie White, DE/DT Calvin Clark LB Rod Shoate, LB Mike Brewington CB Mossy Cade CB Leonard Coleman CB mike thomas CB/s Mike Fox DB Terry Love FS Vic Minor SS Barney Bussey P Jimmy Colquitt K Alan Duncan

Miami – QB Vinny Tesreverde, QB Don Strock RB Curtis Bledsoe, RB George Works, RB/PR/KR Eric Robinson  FB Dwayne Crutchfield, WR Eddie Brown,  WR/KR Mike Harris WR Greg Taylor, WR Ricky Simmons WR Elmer Bailey TE Willie Smith TE Bob Niziolek LT Joel Patten RT Jeff Seevy RT/RG Dave Pacella RG Ed Fulton C/G Brian Musselman C Tony Loia T Ed Muransky Vaughn Harman DE Willie Broughton DE Ken Fagan DE Greg Feilds, DE Malcolm Taylor,DT Jerome Brown, DT Dan Sileo, LDT Bennie Smith DE Bob Cobb DE/NT Richard Tharpe DT Kevin Kellin DT Gurnest Brown  OLB Winston Moss LB Jon McVeigh LOLB Darnell Dailey ROLB Joe Hines MLB Mike Muller LB Ken Kelley CB Jeff Brown CB Reggie Sutton CB Trent Bryant CB Willie Holley FS Victor Jackson SS Mike Guess  P Greg Cater  K Jeff Brockhaus

Michigan – QB Richard Todd, QB Jim Harbaugh QB Whit Taylor RB John Williams, FB Albert Bentley,WR Anthony Carter, WR Chris Carter, WR Anthony Allen, TE Mike Cobb,TE Donnie Echols T Ray Pinney, T Chris Godfrey T Ken Dallafior,G Tyrone McGriff, G Thom Dornbrook, C Wayne Radloff, C/G George Lilja DE Larry Bethea DT/NT David Tipton DT Mike Hammerstein DT/DE Allen Hughes ILB Ray Bentley, OLB John Corker, OLB Kyle Borland OLB Angelo Snipes ILB Mike Mallory ILB Robert Pennywell CB Clarence Chapman,CB Brad Cochran CB Ron Osborne DB Oliver Davis S Garland Rivers S David Greenwood P Jeff Gossett K Novo Bojovich

New Jersey- QB Steve Young, QB Tom Ehrhardt RB Hershel Walker, RB Dwight Sullivan RB Calvin Murray, FB Maurice Carthon, WR Scott Schwedes, WR Clarence Collins WR Walter Broughton WR Tom McConnaughey WR Charlie Smith, TE Gordon Hudson, TE Brian Forster C Kent Hull, DE James Lockette, DE Ricky Williamson, DE Freddie Gilbert DT Tom Woodland, LB Jim LeClair, LB Mike Weddington CB Kerry Justin,CB Mike Williams CB Terry Daniels S Gregg Johnson DB Tony Thurman P Rick Partridge K Roger Ruzek

New Orleans- QB Reggie Collier, QB David Woodley,  RB Buford Jordan, RB Marcus DuPree, RB Anthony Steels, WR Trumaine Johnson, WR Jerry Gordon, WR Ron Johnson WR Mardye Mcdole TE Sam Bowers  T Broderick Thompson T Randy Theiss G Gerry Raymond, G Louis Oubre G Terry Crouch DT Jerald Bayless, DT Henry Thomas DT Jeff Gaylord, DT Larry McClain, DE Darryl Wilkerson DE Larry White NT Jerry Ball NT Oudious Lee  OLB Micheal Brooks KB ray phillips CB Lyndell Jones  S Charles Harbison S Tim Smith P Dario Casarino, K Tim Mazzetti

Oakland- QB Fred Besana, QB Tom Ramsey RB Eric Jordan, RB/KR Elmer James FB Tom Newton FB LaRue Harrington WR Gordon Banks, WR Ken Margerum, WR Lew Barnes WR Kevin Williams, TE Brian Williams, T Gary Zimmerman, T Jeff Hart,  G Tracy Franz, G Jim Leonard C Roger Levasa RDE Dave Browning, DE Greg Feilds, LDE Monte Bennett, NT Tim Moore OLB David Wyman OLB David Wyman OLB Tim Lucas OLB David Shaw ILB Gary Plummer LB Tony Caldwell LB Mark Stewart LCB Mark Collins,RCB Derrick Martin FS Frank Duncan SS Marcus Quinn,  P Stan Talley, K Sandro Vitiello

Oklahoma – QB Doug Williams, RB Ernest Anderson, RB Allen Pinkett, RB Andrew Lazarus, RB Vagus Ferguson,RB Mike Gunter FB Ted Sample, FB Derek Hughes, FB Jim Stone, WR Al Williams, WR Kris Haines, WR Lonnie Turner,TE Ron Wheeler,TE victor Hicks, LT Joe Levellis T Mike Perino, RT Jim Bob Lamb,G David Huffman, G Tom Thayer, C Mark Fischer,  DE Leslie O'Neal DE Bob Clasby, NT Tony Casillas ILB Putt Choate,OLB Dewey McClain OLB Kevin Murphy ILB Terry Beeson, LB Vic Koenning, LB Tony Furjanic CB Peter Raeford,CB Rock Richmond, CB Barry Copeland, CB Roney McMillan CB Lee Wilson DB Rod Brown FS Kelvin Middleton SS Herb Williams, P Case DeBrujin, K Luis Zendejas

Philadelphia-  QB Chuck Fusina, RB Kelvin Bryant, RB Paul Palmer RB Allen Harvin, FB David Riley  WR Scott Fitzkee, WR Willie Collier WR Tom Donovan TE Ken Dunek TE Steve Folsom RT Irv Eatman, RG Chuck Commiskey, C Bart Oates, LG George Gilbert LT Mike McClearn D Bill Dugan NT Pete Kugler, DE William Fuller, DE John Walker, DE/DT Willie Rosborough ILB Shane Conlan, ILB Glenn Howard, OLB John Bunting OLB George Cooper LB John Brooks CB Garcia Lane, CB John Sutton CB/S Roger Jackson FS Mike Lush, S Scott Woerner, SS Antonio Gibson  P Sean Landeta, K David Trout

Pittsburgh- QB Glen Carano, QB Craig Penrose, HB Mike Rozier, HB Walter Holman, RB/KR/PR Mel Grey FB Amos Lawrence WR Greg Anderson, WR Julius Dawkins, TE Joey Hackett LT Don Maggs LG Corbin C Correal RG Lukens RT Feilds OL Emil Boures LDE Sam Clancy RDE Tony Woods DE Doug Hollie DT Ken Times, DT Mike Morgan, DT Dennis Puha, LDT David Graham RDT Dombrowski DE Ike Griffin NT Laval Short LOLB Rich D'Amico ROLB Mike McKibben MLB Brian Bozworth,LB Craig Walls CB Jerry Holmes,CB Virgil Livers, S Tommy Wilcox, P Larry Swider K Tony Lee 

Tampa Bay – QB Chuck Long QB Jimmy Jordan, QB Ben Bennett RB Gary Anderson, RB Greg Allen,  FB Greg Boone,WR Larry Brodsky, WR Willie Gillespie WR Chris Castor TE Marvin Harvey, LT Dan Fike, RT Reggie Smith LG Chuck Pitcock RG Nate Newton C Chris Foote DE Mike Butler DE Don Feilder DE Walter Carter, NT Fred Nordgren, DT Mike Clark DE Jim Ramey ROLB Alonzo Johnson LOLB James Harrell, MLB Kelley Kirchbaum MLB Fred McAllister CB Jeff George,CB Warren Hanna, FS Zac Henderson SS Blaine Anderson DB Alvin Bailey DB Doug Beaudoin P/K Zenon Andrusyshyn,

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Update of my fan casting for my live action movie adaptation of Marvelous.

Alfred Enoch as Marvelous/Malcolm J. Garfield

Paul Giamatti as Police Sergeant Bob Buchanan

Liza Koshy as Naomi Brown

Wade Barrett as Crimson Mask/Sir Walter Wellington I (replacing Mark Strong)

Toby Kebbell as James Robert “Jim-Bob” Armstrong

Bob Sapp as Clarence “Grizz” Hudson/Mr. Hudson

Marrese Crump as Maurice “Classy Clyde” Steiner

[mask131]

The Chocolate Factory Kids : List of drafts

And to begin this kind-of-study, I will start with a quick recap of the different drafts of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (source: The Roald Dahl archives + http://www.penguin.com/ajax/books/excerpt/9780698163942) Draft Zero : the first draft Roald Dahl wrote, lost. In this draft we only know that the hero was a little boy visiting a chocolate factory owned by Mr. Ritchie. Here is what Dahl had to say about it : The very first time I did it, I got everything wrong. I wrote a story about a little boy who was going round a chocolate factory and he accidentally fell into a big tub of melted chocolate and got sucked unto the machine that made chocolate figures and he couldn’t get out. It was a splendid big chocolate figure, a chocolate boy the same size as him. And it was Easter time, and the figure was put in a shop window, and at the end a lady came in and bought it as an Easter present for her little girl and carried it home. On Easter Day, the little girl opened the box with her present in it and took it out, and then she decided to eat some of it. She would start with the head, she thought. So she broke off the nose and when she saw a real human nose sticking out underneath and two bright human eyes staring at her through the eye-holes in the chocolate she got a nasty shock. And so it went on. First draft: “Charlie’s Chocolate Boy” (1961) Here ten tickets are hidden in Wonka chocolates bar each week (Mr. Wonka had to abandon his "open-door policy" because everybody wanted to go in his factory and it caused incredible riots. That's why he organize these weekly visits). And each Saturday Mr. Wonka gives a tour of his factory to the ten winners. Here, Charlie finds the ticket on his first attempt; and the nine other kids are not presented until it’s time for their demise. But they stay mainly blank. So, we have: Augustus Pottle. Demise: falls in the Chocolate River. Miranda Grope. Demise: falls in the Chocolate River, despite the example of Augustus Wilbur Rice + Tommy Troutbeck. Demise: both climb in one of the wagons at the foot of the Vanilla Fudge Mountain. They end up in the “Pounding and Cutting Room”. Violet Strabismus (formerly Glockenberry ?). Demise: turns purple after chewing the three-course-meal-gum [Note : no mention of turning into a blueberry] Clarence Crump + Bertie Upside + Terence (formerly Trevor) Roper. Demise: they eat too much of “warming candies” and overheat Elvira Entwhistle. Demise: thrown away by the squirrels in the Nut Room. Charlie Bucket. Demise: (yes, Charlie is a “bad kid” in the original draft) climbs into a “Chocolate Boy” mold in the Easter Egg room (a room full of life-size chocolate animals, men, woman, boys, girls, babies and some eggs the size of automobiles)  and is trapped in chocolate. Taken as a present for Willy Wonka’s son, Freddie. Witness burglars thieving, and then free from the chocolate. As a rewind for helping to catch the thieves, Wonka gives him his own sweet shop, “Charlie’s Chocolate Shop”. (so not much of a real "demise") Note also that in this version : Charlie was black ; he was only feeding on potatoes and not cabbage ; he doesn't get any chocolate bar for his birthdays, he just happened to found a coin in the gutter and by a Wonka Whipped Cream Marshmallow Delight with the Ticket in it Second draft: “Charlie’s Chocolate Boy” (1961) Here, seven tickets are hidden in the bars per week. Augustus Pottle is kept, however it is now mentioned that, after the Chocolate River, he goes to the Chocolate Fudge Room. Miranda Grope becomes Miranda Mary Piker. New mention : after the Chocolate River she goes to the Peanut Brittle Room Violet Strabismus is kept, but now named Violet Beauregarde. Wilbur Rice and Tommy Troutbeck are fused into one character, Henry Trout. Same demise. Clarence Crump, Bertie Upside and Terence Roper are deleted. Apparition of Marvin Prune. However, information officially missing (the famous chapter of “Children’s Delight Room”) Elvira Entwhistle is kept, but now named Veruca Salt. In this version, ghostly voices recite a poem after each children’s demise. The workers are also here simply described as “white-coated assistants”. (I think it’s the same in the first draft) Third draft: basically, duplicated chapters. Not much to say. Fourth draft: Untitled and incomplete (1962) Here, we still have seven tickets but the idea of giving tickets each week was discarded. Now, the tickets is the frenzy-creating event we know. The human-looking workers and the ghostly voices are here replaced by tiny people named the “Whipple-Scrumpets”. A list at the beginning of the draft lists the seven children as follow : Charlie Bucket – a nice boy [Note that it’s the first time Charlie’s grandparents are introduced, and in this version Grandpa Joe was a former worker at Wonka’s] Augustus Gloop – a greedy boy Marvin Prune – a conceited boy Herpes Trout – a television-crazy boy Miranda Mary Piker – a girl who is allowed to DO anything she wants Veruca Salt – a girl who is allowed to HAVE anything she wants Violet Beauregarde – a girl who chews gum all day long Note that the draft end after Augustus Gloop’s demise. Fifth draft: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (1962) Picks up the story from where the fourth draft ended. Here we only have six children, Marvin Prune was deleted. Sixth draft: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (1964) Only five children are left, since Miranda Mary Piker is deleted. And the Whipple-Scrumpets are re-named the Oompa-Loompas. According to me, probably the draft of the “Spotty Powder” chapter. At one unknown point, Herpes Trout became Mike Teavee.

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Iris hybridizer Joe Ghio inspects his latest creations

Iris Hybridizers C

The following is an alphabetical list of hybridizers: When fully developed it will contain links to pages that provide; a brief biography, lists of introductions, and awards.

 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

Coble, John

Cochran, Clyde

Cochran, Helen

Cochran, W. R.

Cockayne, Desmond

Coe, R. H.

Coffey, Ray

Cohee, Alice

Coker, Mrs. Joe B.

Colasante, Maretta

Cole, Dean

Cole, Deborah

Cole, Jane

Cole, Robert

Coleman, Carol

Coleman, Ralph

Colin, Oscar

Collett, Sir Mark and Lady

Collier, Mrs. John

Collins, Heather

Collins, Jean & Hector

Collins, Phyllis

Colquitt, Minnie

Combs, Frances

Conarty, Berthe

Conery, Mrs. O. J.

Conger, Sidney

Conley, D. J.

Connally, Margaret

Connell Clarence Phillips

Conningham, Jane

Conrad, Ralph

Cook, A.

Cook, Darlene

Cook, Emma

Cook, Franklin

Cook, Mark

 Cook. Mrs. Donald

Cook, Paul

Cook, Philip

Cook, Verna

Cooley's Iris Garden

Cooper, Annie

Cooper, Joan

Cooper, Ruby

Copeland Jr.,James

Copeland Sr.,James

Copeland, Jill

Coppedge, George

Cordes, Adam

Corey, Mrs. P. E. (Miriam)

Corlew, Glenn & S. Alan

Corliss, Dr. Philip

Correvon, Henri

Corson, Marilyn

Cory, Pat

Cosi, Christine

Counterman, Curtis

Cousins, L. W.

Couturier, Geraldine

Covert, A. H.

Coward, Jimmie

Cowdery, Larry

Cox, Albert E.

Cox, Alwyn

Cox, Diana

Craig, Jack

Craig, Jim and Vicki

Craig, John

Craig, Lawrence

Craig, Tom & Family

Craigie, E. Horne

Cramer, M. O.

Crandall, Fred

Crawford, Margaret & Lewis

Crawford, Mrs. William

Creamer, Lily

Creelman, Allan

Crissey, W. L.

Cromwell, C. A.

Cronin, Arthur

Crosby. Luzon

Crosby, Ruth

Cross, F. M.

Cross, Libby

Cross, Mel

Crossen, Edward

Crossley, Dr. H. E.

Crossman, George

Crouch, Ellen

Crow, John W.

Crucius, Lee

Crum, Kelly

Crump, J. Griffin

Cruise, & Catling

Culbertson, Edna

Cumbler, Mrs. M. A.

Cunningham, Dorothy

Cupp Gladys

Curtis, Wiliam

Cuthbert, Mary Ann

Cutlip, Betty

Czeczott

[manychocolatefactories]

CatCF Milk Chocolate: Part 2, the Wonders of Wonka

WONKA

For this Wonka, I wanted to go much more into the idea of wonders, fantasy, magic. Excentric, talkative, liking jokes and everything imaginative, very kind to children, he wanted his factory to be a world of pure imagination, a fantasy turned real. He is the kind of person that will literally want to "defy gravity".

I imagine this Wonka to basically be a sort of much more goofy and funny Walt Disney. Willy Wonka also hints throughout the story at his really large family scattered everywhere in the world - a family apparently made of other characters from Roald Dahl's stories (for exemple one of his cousin or uncle is the magician from James and the Giant Peach).

FACTORY

I imagine the Factory, from far away, to actually look like more a magical castle than a real factory. Think of Disneyland's iconic castle ; or the castle of the Mad King Ludwig, the Nuschwanstein Castle - but with a bit more chimneys and metal.  

# The Candied Orchard. I think for this variation of the room, I will turn this area into more of a greenhouse type of room, but where Wonka works and study how to create hybrid of plants that will produce candies and treats instead of fruits and berries - such as candied apple trees, and other trees producing candied fruits. The Chocolate River is here as an irrigation system - in order to encourage the trees to produce candies, Wonka gives them chocolate instead of water.

This is where both Miranda Grope and Augustus Gloop meet their demises. Miranda, against Wonka's interdictions, decides to jump in the river and swim in it (just like in Dahl's original work), while Augustus actually tries to gulp down all of the river on his own ( this strange bet resulted from Marvin's mockery and insults at the "big cow being able to drink it all up" being interpreted by the Gloop family as a compliment - and the Gloop parents encourage their son to prove that he is the "biggest and the best" by drinking down all of the river). Of course, Augustus falls in the river, just like Miranda. Augustus doesn't know how to swim, and Miranda maliciously tries to drown him - but they get both sucked up by the pipes. Well... Miranda gets taken by the pipe to the candy making room, and Wonka reassures its parents that usually there's a net to catch impurities. As for Augustus, he gets stuck midway through the pipe, and the pipe ends up exploding due to how big the boy is. He falls down into the river once more - but his weight and height causes a huge wave to crash on the shores, splashing the guests with chocolate.

EDIT: To save the boy, the Loompas (and Wonka) decide to use their new invasions - the Barshmalloy! A marshmallow-buoy! Basically it looks like a regular marshmallow but when put in a great amount of liquid it turns into an enormous "buoy" like thing that will help you float (and you can eat if you need food). It was originally an invention Wonka prepared to help people strained at sea or lost in rivers.

But of course, greedy Augustus, despite drowning, hasn't lost his gluttony and seeing the marshmallow eats it. Which has the strange effect of... turning him into a giant, puffy, marshmallow-boy (think the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters). He still floats and can be saved, though the Loompas have to take him away because he can't follow the tour in such state.

# Given the disaster of the Candied Orchard, Wonka decides to stop by a much safer room (after everyone cleaned up a bit) - the Halloween Room. Kids notice that we are not Halloween yet, but Wonka brushes it aside - it is always Halloween if we want to, just like it is always Christmas or Easter.

No demise here, only a fun scene - Wonka has the kids trying one of his new product, an Hallowee candy that will temporarily turn the kid into a monster. Like that, no need to buy a fancy costume to scare your neighbours, just pop one of these treats into your mouth! And the "costume" will be perfectly adapted to who you are.

Veruca's flesh rots as she becomes a zombie. Violet skin covers in fur as she grows wolf ears and fangs, becoming a werewolf. Herpes Trout's skin becomes green and he grows tusks and a boar's snout as he becomes an orc. Clarence turn into a skeleton (though as people point out there isn't much difference to his usual self). As for Charlie I actually don't know exactly... I thought of him becoming an elf, growing long pointy ears and gaining a sort of beauty.

It doesn't last long, but it is quite fun.

# The Kitchen. It is where Wonka makes his candies, and it looks like a gigantic, fantastical kitchen. Of couse, this is where Violet Glockenberry meets her demise - when she snatches and chews on the "Three Course Gum Meal". As I said previously, no blueberry inflation in my versions - here the demise is based on the "baked potatoes" of the meal. As she chews, Violet sees brown scabs appearing on her skin. They grow and grow, covering her entire body, trapping her into a thick carapace - at the end, she becomes entirely trapped in a giant potato, with only her face being visible. Unable to move or do anything, she can just shout as she is rolled around and taken to the "Peeling Room" to be peeled.

# The hallways. It may seem strange to see them listed in the places of importance, but it is where Veruca Salt meets her demise. You see, she picked up some trash or junk that was in a bin of the Factory, probably because it looked a lot like a product that is recently advertised a lot on television - and despite Wonka's insistance that it is not said product, but merely something resembling it, she refuses to let go of it. As a result, she is taken away by the squirrels, thinking of her as trash.

Oh yes, because I decided to re-imagine the squirrels as actually the "cleaning squad" of the Factory, roaming the building getting rid of all dirt or trash not thrown into a specific bin. They then take it away to the furnace to be burned...

# The Room of HEALTH. The Room of Homeopathic and Edible Answers to Laments That are (frankly) quite Harsh. A new room Wonka recently created in answer to people complaining about the "unhealtiness" of his candies. As a result, you find in there, stored before selling (because it is a storage room, but presented like a museum and a cave, a mix of the two) products that go from licorice that whitens the teeth or cavity-filling caramels to nougat that cleans your skin of acne. This is where, obviously, Clarence Crump meets his demise.

Hearing about this wonderful chocolate that will make you super-healthy because it contains all the vitamins existing in the world, from A to Z, Clarence stuffs himself with it - not hearing Wonka's warning that it is hyper-concentrated and will make you over-wealthy. Clarence doesn't mind being "over-healthy"... until he becomes obese, chalk-white-skinned and grows bull horns. Well, he isn't really obese - it is actually an excess of vitamins, that happens to look a lot like an excess of fat in the body.

The only way to get rid of an excess of vitamins or an over-healthiness is either to ruin your health, either to do a lot of sports and exercise... and while Clarence absolutely hates doing sports, his parents will never allow him to ruin his health. So... to the gymnasium!

The demise is especially ironic because he ends up looking like a "big fat cow" as Herpes Trout points out - and before, Marvin frequently insulted the other kids for being freakish "cows" (with special mentions for Augustus, the "bloated fat cow" and Violet, "the freaky bodybuilder cow"). Hence why he turns into a fat, black-and-white boy with horns.

# The Television Room. Pretty much identical to the original one. The variation comes on the focus here - the point being rather on the difference between reality and fiction. I'll explain: Herpes Trout wants to get into the television to enter its world of hyper-violence and be "cool" like Rambo and other destructive soldier-like antiheroes. Trouble is, when locked inside, he realizes that war is actually no cool game and no joke, and is left heavily traumatized. (And, just like in the original, he gets pulled out and stretched thin in the Taffy room, making a stark opposite to his bulky and muscular original shape).

OOMPA-LOOMPA

I think in this version they will basically looke like Santa's elves. Little pointy eared lutins. I honestly don't have much more ideas for now Xp

ENDING

Charlie doesn't outright becomes the new Factory owner, but it is a promise Wonka makes to the young kid - since he is the only one able to understand the magic and fantasy of the place, he will take Wonka's place one day, when Wonka decide to "go on a great journey to where man never went" (even though, as Wonka says, he might come back one day, with new ingredients, candies and recipes from these places "man never went"). While waiting for this day, Charlie wins the incredible prize of a lifetime supply of candy as well as material and financial support - plus, he is allowed to visit the Factory any time he likes.

The Gloops returned home, Augustus still a marshmallow-boy. The Loompas and Wonka, despite all their efforts, couldn't find how to return him back to normal since no one had ever swallowed a Barshmalloy before. But the Gloops parent don't mind, because now he is "the biggest and tastiest" of the boys around, so not everything is lost.

However, Augustus hasn't been seen or heard ever since he came back to his natal country... Some say he roasted in the dry hot desert. Others claim he couldn't resist the temptation and ended up devouring himself whole. No one really knows the truth.

Violet Glockenberry, after being "peeled", was left with a very soft and sensitive skin, which prevented her from continuing her rash and violent ways. She was forced to live in a soft, conditioned, safe evironment, with only the sweetest things. Unable to do much, she took her frustration on Wonka's lifetime of candy, and now is an overweight, spoiled woman always shouting and screaming for the best quality and what will not "hurt her skin". She actually ended up growing back a tough, regular skin, but she still plays along the role of the "delicate flower" because she grew used to her being the focus of attention.

Veruca Salt, due to her time in the junk and trash of the Factory, became a new type of guinea pig - one for testing diseases and sicknesses in labs. She accumulated so many molds, parasites and other infections in Wonka's dump that she became immune to all sicknesses, basically a sort of living petri dish where sicknesses grow and diseases spread without her being really affected by it.

Clarence Crump... He left the Factory slim again, but still with his horn bulls - as a result his mother tried to hide it by putting her handbag over his head, but the wind blew it away as they left, leading to a public humiliation. Humiliated, he left the fashion industry, abandonned all fame, and became a farmer on the countryside - raising cows. Because his experience actually left him very close to cows, that he thinks as his "only friends" in this world.

As I mentionned, Herpes Trout was left traumatized by the violence he escaped from in the television, and stretched into a tall and very thin boy. Herpes left his family to join a hippie and peaceful community, now spending in time relaxing, meditating and trying to find his "harmony with nature" in places far away from human activity and human noise. He also refuses to go any new technology ever. Computer, television, radio, don't even speak to him about it.

No one knows what happened to Miranda Grope, since she wasn't seen ever again. Some say she got turned into a batch of Wonka's sweets, and others say that it was good riddance - at least now, she can be sweet to people.

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[dancingarchitect]

The Contemporary Piano Trio Canon (post-1995)

First, let me admit…canonizing can be problematic. I know.

Still, you need to argue/chat/convene/share about something. And jazz musicians have always obsessed with their record (digital?) collections. The piano trio (piano/bass/drums) has had a long and storied history as an ensemble on to itself, and since at least the 1940s has ended up often inspiring the ways in which ensembles interact in general.  So, here is a start on making a list of those that I notice as being argued, chatted about, and shared a lot by musicians, fans, and writers… even though this doesn’t necessarily make them “best” or anything… (And yet, of course this list below will still reflect my biases) What other trios do you think need to be on here, folks? I am hardly an expert on the breadth of contemporary jazz anymore. If nothing else, this list is a start for those of you with some curiousity about what’s out there. Keith Jarrett Trio Oh, really…just pick an album. There’s too much to cover there, and most of it is great. Brad Mehldau Trio #1 (with Larry Grenadier & Jorge Rossy) Art of the Trio Vol. 2 - Live at the Village Vanguard [1998] Representative track: “The Way You Look Tonight” Art of the Trio Vol. 3 - Songs [1998] Representative track: “Unrequited” or “Exit Music (From a Film)” Brad Mehldau Trio #2 (with Grenadier & Jeff Ballard) Ode [2012] Representative track: “M.B.”

Avishai Cohen Trio  (with Shai Maestro [p] & Mark Guiliana [d]) Gently Disturbed [2008] Representative Track: “Chutzpan”

The Bad Plus (Ethan Iverson, Reid Anderson, & Dave King) These Are The Vistas [2003] Representative Track: “1972 Bronze Medalist” Kenny Werner  (ratzo harris - bass, tom rainey - drums) Live at Visiones [1996] Rep Track: “I Hear a Rhapsody” Peter Erskine Trio (John Taylor - p, Palle Daniellson - b) As It Is [1996] Rep Track: “Glebe Ascending” Chick Corea Trio (Christian McBride, Brian Blade) Trilogy [2014] Rep Track: “Work” Vijay Iyer Trio (stephan crump, bass; marcus gilmore, drums) Historicity [2009] Rep Track: “Mystic Brew” Robert Glasper Trio (derrick hodge, chris dave) In My Element [2007] Rep track: “F.T.B.” Jean Michel Pilc Trio (François Moutin, Ari Hoenig) Together: Live at Sweet Basil Vol. 1 [2000] Rep Track: “C Jam Blues” E.S.T. Esbjorn Svensson, Dan Berglund (double bass), and Magnus Öström (drums) Viaticum Platinum [2005] Rep Track: “Eighty-Eight Days in my Veins” Jason Moran’s Bandwagon (Tarus Mateen - bass, Nasheet Waits - drums) Facing Left [2000] Marilyn Crispell Trio (Gary Peacock, Paul Motian) Nothing Ever Was, Anyway: Music of Annette Peacock [1997] Rep Track: “Albert’s Love Theme” Matthew Shipp Trio (Joe Morris - bass, Whit Dickey -drums) Piano Vortex [2007] Rep Track: “Nooks and Corners” Like I stated, this is just a start. What do you nominate? – Edits: Craig Taborn Trio Gerald Cleaver, Thomas Morgan Chants [2013] Rep Track: “Beat the Ground” Fred Hersch Trio Drew Gress, Nasheet Waits Live at the Village Vanguard [2003] Uri Caine Trio Drew Gress, Ben Perowsky Live at the Village Vanguard [2004] Bill Charlap Trio (with Peter and Kenny Washington) Live at the Village Vanguard [2007] Rep Track: “Autumn in New York” Makoto Ozone James Genus and Clarence Penn Reborn [2003] Rep Track: “Caravan” Ed Simon  John Patitucci & Brian Blade Unicity [2006] Rep Track: “The Midst of Chaos” Geoff Keezer Matt Clohesy & Terreon Gully Wildcrafted: Live at the Dakota [2005] Rep Track: “Breath of the Volcano” Phronesis Ivo Neame (p), Jasper Høiby (b), Mark Guiliana (d) Alive [2010] Rep Track: “Abraham’s New Gift” Marc Copland Gary Peacock (b), Billy Hart (d) Paradiso [1997] Masabumi Kukuchi Paul Motian (dr) Thomas Morgan (bs) Sunrise [2009] Rep Track: “New Day” Kris Davis John Hebert, bass Tom Rainey, drums Waiting For You to Grow [2014] Rep Track: “Twice Escaped” Chick Corea Trio (Earlier) Avishai Cohen, Jeff Ballard Past Present and Futures [2011] Rep Track: “Lifeline” Jacky Terrasson  Ugonna Okegwo, Leon Parker Jacky Terrasson [1994] <technically just outside window I know...> Rep Track: “For Once in My Life”

[altusfl]

25. The 1986 season --- Team rosters

Team by team breakdown of more noted players.

Arizona- QB Alan Risher, QB Jim Zorn,  RB Kevin Nelson, RB John Barnett, RB Scott Stamper, FB Kevin Long, FB Mack Boatner TE Mark Keel, WR Trumaine Johnson, WR Lenny Willis, G Carl Roberts G Frank Kalil, C Mike Katolin OL Jeff Kiewel RG Alvin Powell, DT Kit Lathrop, (DE Karl Lorch), DE John Lee, DE/NT Mark Buben DT Joe Ehrmann OLB Ed Smith, OLB Stan White, MLB Jim Fahnhorst  SS Don Schwartz DB Lance Shields DB Eddie Brown DB Don Schwartz DB Gordon Bunch,FS Allen Durden SS David Fulcher  P/K Frank Corral 

Birmingham- QB Cliff Stoudt,QB Bob Lane, RB Joe Cribbs, RB Ken Talton, RB Earl Gant, FB Leon Perry WR Jim Smith, WR Joey Jones, WR Ron Fredrick, WR Perry Tuttle, TE Darryl Mason TE Allama Matthews T Pat Phenix, T Robert Woods G Pat Saindon, G Buddy Aydelette, C Tom Banks G Dave Drechsler DE Jon Hand DE Dave Purifory DE Jackie Cline DE/DT Jimmy Walker DT Doug Smith, DE/DT Ronnie Paggett,  OLB Herb Spencer,LB Dallas Hickman, LB Thomas Boyd CB Ricky Ray CB Dennis Woodberry CB Frank Reed DB Dave Dumars  SS Billy Cesare FS Mike Thomas FS Chuck Clanton P Danny Miller K Scott Norwood 

Chicago-QB Vince Evans, QB Jack Trudeau RB Bo Jackson, RB Thomas Rooks, FB Keith Byars, WR David Williams,WR Steve Bryant, TE Cap Boso, LT Lee Spivey,LT Duane Wilson,RT Jim Juriga,RG Arland Thompson, C Bill Winters  DE Don Thorp, DE Ken Gillen, NT Bob Nelson,NT Paul Hanna DT Tony Suber ILB Pepper Johnson ILB Jeff Leiding LB Byron Lee LB Larry Kolic OLB/DB Jim Bob Morris, OLB/DB John Barefeild OLB/DB Larry James FS Craig Swoope DB Mike Ulmer K Max Zendejas

Denver- QB Doug Flutie, QB Vince Evans,QB Bob Gagliano RB Bill Johnson, WR Leonard Harris, WR/KR Marc Lewis, WR Vincent White, LT Steve Rogers, C Tom Davis OL Sid Abramowitz DE Bruce Thornton, DE Calvin Turner, ILB John Nevens, LB Greg Gerken CB/PR David Martin, CB David Dumars CB Nate Miller, P Jack Weil K/P Jim Asmus (Future deals- FS Scott Thomas)

Hawaii - QB Jack Thompson, QB Robbie Bosco, QB/RB/WR Raphel Cherry, WR Neil Balholm, WR Walter Murray, WR Danny Buggs,  WR Glen Kozlowski, RB/PR/KR Gary Allen, RB Del Rogers, RB Anthony Edgar RB/PR/KR Vai Sikahema,  FB Nuu Faaola, FB Tom Tuipulotu, TE Trevor Molini, TE David Mills, RT Jim Mills LT Dean Miraldi T Vince Stroth, T Nick Eyre, G Bernard Carvalho, C Ed Riewerts DE Junior Ah You, DE Jim Herrmann DE Brandon Flint  DE Brad Anae, DE Junior Filiaga DE/DT Karl Lorch, DT Tom Tuinei OLB Kyle Whittigham, OLB  Leon White, MLB Kurt Gouveia, OLB Cary Whittingham, LB Ben Apuna, LB Filipo Mokofisi, CB Jeff Griffin  CB Manny Hendrix, DB/KR Erroll Tucker, FS Blaine Gaison FS Jeff Wilcox SS Mark Kafentzis SS Kyle Morrell SS Jeff Sprowls S Verlon Redd P/TE Clay Brown K Paul Woodside 

Houston- QB Jim Kelly, QB Todd Fowler WR Richard Johnson, WR Ricky Sanders, WR/PR Gerald McNeil, WR/KR Clarence Verdin, RB Sam Harrell, RB Darryl Clark, LT Bryan Dausin RT Tommy Robinson T Ernie Rogers, T Denver Johnson RG Billy Kidd, LG Scott Boucher, C Frank Kalil, DE Pete Catan, DE Cleveland Crosby DE Hosea Taylor DE Charles Benson DT Tony Fitzpatrick DT Hosea Taylor  OLB Andy Hawkins, OLB Mike Hawkins, MLB Kiki DeAyala,  CB Will Lewis CB Mike Mitchell FS Luther Bradley FS Hollis Hall SS Calvin Eason,S Tommy Myers P Dale Walters K Toni Fritsch,

Jack- QB Ed Luther, QB Robbie Mahfouz WR Alton Alexis, WR Perry Kemp, WR Gary Clark, WR Wyatt Henderson RB Kevin Mack,KR/RB Tony Boddie, RB Archie Griffin, FB Larry Mason T Bob Gruber G George Collins C Jay Pennison T Roy simmons C Mike Reuther,RT Ralph Williams , LG Rich Garza, DE Mike Raines, DE Curtis Anderson, DE Keith Millard, DE Phil Dokes OLB tom dinkle ILB Vaughan Johnson,LB OLB Joe Castillo, CB Van Jakes S Don Bessillieu S Chester Gee CB Mark Harper DB Bobby Hosea, P/K Brian Franco

Los Angeles- QB Rick Neuheisel, QB Mike Rae RB Reggie Brown RB Kirby Warren, WR JoJo Townsell, WR Mike Sherrad WR Duane Gunn TE Tim Wrightman TE Ricky Ellis OL Rod Walters, Vince Stroh, Bob Simmons, Doug Hoppock, Perry Harnett, &  Jerry Doerger,  C Mike Katolin & G Alvin Powell, DE Lee Williams, DT George Achica, DE Fletcher Jenkins, DE Ben Rudolph DT Eddie Weaver,DE Dennis Edwards, DE Ray Cattage, DE Rich Dimler OLB Eric Scoggins MLB Howard Carson,LB Danny Rich  LB Sam Norris CB John Hendy CB Tyrone Justin CB/S Mike Fox P Jeff Partridge K Tony Zendejas,

Memphis- QB Warren Moon, QB Mike Kelley, QB Walter Lewis, WR/KR Derrick Crawford, WR Greg Moser, RB Tim Spencer, RB Harry Sydney, RB Cornelius Quarles, TE Keli McGregor RG Myke Horton G Bill Mayo DE Reggie White, DE/DT Calvin Clark NT/DT Ken Times LB Rod Shoate, LB Mike Brewington CB Mossy Cade CB Leonard Coleman CB mike thomas CB/s Mike Fox DB Terry Love FS Vic Minor SS Barney Bussey P Jimmy Colquitt K Alan Duncan

Miami – QB Mike Hohenesee, QB Don Strock RB Curtis Bledsoe, RB George Works, RB/PR/KR Eric Robinson,  FB Dwayne Crutchfield, WR Eddie Brown,  WR Joey Walters,  WR/KR Mike Harris WR Greg Taylor, WR Ricky Simmons WR Elmer Bailey TE Willie Smith TE Bob Niziolek LT Joel Patten RT Jeff Seevy RT/RG Dave Pacella RG Ed Felton C/G Brian Musselman C Tony Loia T Ed Muransky Vaughn Harman DE Willie Broughton DE Ken Fagan DE Greg Feilds, DE Malcolm Taylor, NT Mike Ruth LDT Bennie Smith DE Bob Cobb DE/NT Richard Tharpe DT Kevin Kellin DT Gurnest Brown  LB Jon McVeigh LOLB Darnell Dailey ROLB Joe Hines MLB Mike Muller LB Ken Kelley LB Ben Apuna CB Jeff Brown CB Reggie Sutton CB Trent Bryant CB Willie Holley FS Victor Jackson SS Mike Guess  P Greg Cater  K Jeff Brockhaus

Michigan – QB Richard Todd, QB Whit Taylor, RB John Williams, FB Albert Bentley,WR Anthony Carter, WR Derek Holloway, WR Anthony Allen, TE Mike Cobb,TE Donnie Echols T Ray Pinney, T ken Dallafior,G Tyrone McGriff, G Thom Dornbrook, C Wayne Radloff, C/G George Lilja DE Larry Bethea DT/NT David Tipton DT Mike Hammerstein DT/DE Allen Hughes ILB Ray Bentley, OLB John Corker, OLB Kyle Borland OLB Angelo Snipes ILB Mike Mallory ILB Robert Pennywell CB Clarence Chapman,VB Brad Cochran CB Ron Osborne DB Oliver Davis  S David Greenwood P Jeff Gossett K Novo Bojovich

New Jersey- QB Steve Young, QB Tom Ehrhardt RB Hershel Walker, RB Dwight Sullivan RB Calvin Murray, FB Maurice Carthon, WR Clarence Collins WR Walter Broughton WR Tom McConnaughey WR Charlie Smith, WR Nolan Franz,TE Gordon Hudson, TE Sam Bowers TE Brian Forster C Kent Hull, DE James Lockette, DE Ricky Williamson, DE Freddie Gilbert DT Tom Woodland, LB Jim LeClair, LB Mike Weddington CB Kerry Justin,CB Mike Williams CB Terry Daniels S Gregg Johnson DB Tony Thurman P Rick Partridge K Roger Ruzek

New Orleans- QB Reggie Collier, QB David Woodley QB Doug Woodward RB Buford Jordan, RB Marcus DuPree, RB Richard Crump, RB Anthony Steels, WR Frank Lockett, WR Jerry Gordon, WR Ron Johnson WR Mardye Mcdole TE Dan Ross, T Broderick Thompson T Randy Theiss G Gerry Raymond,G Louis Oubre G Terry Crouch DT Jerald Bayless, DT Jeff Gaylord, DT Larry McClain, DE Junior Ah You, DE Kenny Neil DE Darryl Wilkerson DE Larry White NT Oudious Lee ILB Marcus Marek, OLB Ben Needham, KB ray phillips CB Woodrow Wilson,CB Lyndell Jones S Joe Restic S Charles Harbison S Tim Smith P Dario Casarino, K Tim Mazzetti

Oakland- QB Fred Besana, QB Tom Ramsey RB Eric Jordan, RB/KR Elmer James FB Tom Newton FB LaRue Harrington WR Gordon Banks, WR Ken Margerum, WR Lew Barnes WR Kevin Williams, TE Brian Williams, T Gary Zimmerman, T Jeff Hart,  G Tracy Franz, G Jim Leonard C Roger Levasa RDE Dave Browning, DE Greg Feilds, LDE Monte Bennett, NT Tim Moore OLB Tim Lucas OLB David Shaw ILB Gary Plummer LB Tony Caldwell LB Mark Stewart LCB Mark Collins,RCB Derrick Martin FS Frank Duncan SS Marcus Quinn,  P Stan Talley, K Sandro Vitiello

Oklahoma – QB Doug Williams, RB Ernest Anderson, RB Allen Pinkett, RB Andrew Lazarus, RB Vagus Ferguson,RB Mike Gunter FB Ted Sample, FB Derek Hughes, FB Jim Stone, WR Al Williams, WR Kris Haines, WR Lonnie Turner,TE Ron Wheeler,TE victor Hicks, LT Joe Levellis T Mike Perino, RT Jim Bob Lamb,G David Huffman, G Tom Thayer, C Mark Fischer,  DE Leslie O'Neal DE Curtis Anderson,DE Bob Clasby, NT Tony Casillas OLB Dewey McClain OLB Kevin Murphy ILB Putt Choate, ILB Terry Beeson, LB Vic Koenning, LB Tony Furjanic CB Peter Raeford,CB Rock Richmond, CB Barry Copeland, CB Roney McMillan CB Lee Wilson DB Rod Brown FS Kelvin Middleton SS Herb Williams, P Case DeBrujin, K Efren Herrera K Luis Zendejas

Philadelphia-  QB Chuck Fusina, HB Kelvin Bryant, HB Allen Harvin, FB David Riley HB Anthony Anderson WR Scott Fitzkee, WR Willie Collier WR Tom Donovan TE Ken Dunek TE Steve Folsom RT Irv Eatman, RG Chuck Commiskey, C Bart Oates, LG George Gilbert LT Mike McClearn D Bill Dugan NT Pete Kugler, DE William Fuller, DE John Walker, DE/DT Willie Rosborough ILB Sam Mills, ILB Glenn Howard, OLB John Bunting OLB George Cooper LB John Brooks CB Garcia Lane, CB John Sutton CB/S Roger Jackson FS Mike Lush, S Scott Woerner, SS Antonio Gibson  P Sean Landeta, K David Trout

Pittsburgh- QB Glen Carano, QB Craig Penrose, HB Mike Rozier, HB Walter Holman, RB/KR/PR Mel Grey FB Amos Lawrence WR Greg Anderson, WR Jackie Flowers, WR Marcus Anderson, WR Julius Dawkins, TE Joey Hackett LT Don Maggs LG Corbin C Correal RG Lukens RT Feilds OL Emil Boures LDE Sam Clancy RDE Doug Hollie DT Ken Times, DT Mike Morgan, DT Dennis Puha, LDT David Graham RDT Dombrowski DE Ike Griffin NT Laval Short LOLB Ron Crosby ROLB Mike McKibben MLB Rich D'Amico,LB Craig Walls CB Jerry Holmes,CB Virgil Livers, S Tommy Wilcox, P Larry Swider K Tony Lee 

Tampa Bay – QB John Reaves, QB Chuck Long QB Jimmy Jordan, QB Ben Bennett RB Gary Anderson, FB Greg Boone,WR Larry Brodsky, WR Willie Gillespie WR Chris Castor TE Marvin Harvey, LT Dan Fike, RT Reggie Smith LG Chuck Pitcock RG Nate Newton C Chris Foote DE Mike Butler DE Don Feilder DE Walter Carter, NT Fred Nordgren, DT Mike Clark DE Jim Ramey ROLB Alonzo Johnson LOLB James Harrell, MLB Kelley Kirchbaum MLB Fred McAllister CB Jeff George,CB Warren Hanna, FS Zac Henderson SS Blaine Anderson DB Alvin Bailey DB Doug Beaudoin P/K Zenon Andrusyshyn,

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@artmakerproductions did not make a fully colorized illustration of my Milk Chocolate CatCF, unlike Dark Chocolate, but he was kind enough to do a sketch of the character. Admire this gorgeous art!

Note that there, the version of Augustus is quite different. It is what I commonly refer to as “thin Augustus” - and he used to be the Augustus of Milk Chocolate, but I ultimately changed him (aka I put this one in another version, and replaced him with the cowboy/Southern/Texas/Nevada/Las Vegas/Dallas Augustus)

You can check the original here: https://www.deviantart.com/artmakerproductions/art/CaTcF-Milk-Chocolate-Illord-Edition-847777619